- Hot damn. And we're each gonna be needin' a little bit of lovin' from you. Except, we're gentlemen. So, we'll go one at a time. You play nice... You might live through this. - Actually, you will do as
I say and leave us alone. Or you die the same way
your friend Morton died. - You killed Morton? - He left us no choice. You still have a choice. I lured you in and you're
standing directly in our trap. Leave now, or we
will gun you down, right here, where you stand. - We? We who? - I was trying to
give you a chance. Very well, then. Colonel? Now. (Colonel groans)
(dramatic orchestral music) - Well, you talk a
good game, woman. Let's see what else you
can do with that mouth. - Gotcha.
(Ursula moans) (thud)
(bandit groans) (thuds)
(bandit groans) (Ursula pants) (Ursula groans) (thuds)
(grunts and groans) (gun fires) (Ursula grunts) (Ursula groans) (Ursula grunts) (gun fires)
(bandit groans) - Grab that gun and
go watch the horses. (gun fires) (bullet ricochets)
(bandit pants) (Ursula pants) (bandit yells) (guns fire) (distant gun fires) (bandit grunts) (gun fires) (gun fires) (bullet ricochets)
(bandit pants) (gun fires)
(bandit groans) And the horses? - You killed all of
the villains, darling. I'm sure the horses are fine. I, on the other hand, am
probably permanently scarred from the anguish I suffered, nearly being ravaged by
those filthy animals. (moody guitar music) - [Bandit] Come on, hee-yah! - I guess there was another man. I realize the rest
of the journey will
take longer now but, we still need to go forward. - How much further? - By foot? I'd estimate another
two or three days. Surely a strong man like you
can make that simple journey. - But not with your poison
coursing through my blood. - About the poison. - What? Talk! - I didn't really poison you. All I did was give you something
to give you stomach cramps so that you would
believe my story. As far as I know,
there's no poison that works the way I told you. I apologize for the
trickery, Colonel. There's no poison in your body. Please don't leave me! I shouldn't have lied to
you, but I'm desperate! Colonel, you can't just
walk away like this! You can't let the bad guys win! I beg of you. I'll give you anything you want. - Anything? (moody guitar music) - Yes. Whatever you want. - My love. You are a liar. (speaks foreign language) And the only thing I want
from you, is your absence. - I've seen you in
action, Colonel. I've seen your heart. You won't leave those
girls to suffer. Nor would you leave me to
face the abductors alone. Turn around! I demand you turn
around this instant! (somber piano music) No time for tears. There is work to do. (melancholic orchestral music)
(water splashes) (sister grunts) (door creaks) (man chuckles) - Why're you lookin'
so sad, little darlin'? - Them prospectors are gonna
be here in a few hours. You want your bath
now, or after? - Go to hell. Someone's gonna
come for me soon. - Suit yourself. I hear these ones have
a tendency to be rough. - Oh, I think she
likes it rough, Lemmy. After's probably better. Right, princess? (chuckles) (door creaks) (somber orchestral music) (wings flap)
(Ursula gasps) (birds squawk) (Ursula grunts) (Ursula gasps) (Ursula whines) (Ursula grunts) - Hold this for me, darlin'. Nephew, you look like you
could use some relaxin' with one of the beautiful women of
the Gem Theater and Saloon. Go ahead, first one's on me. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind, or are you gonna make me guess? - Just worried about
the new girl is all. She says someone will
be comin' for her. - Well, if someone's comin'
for her, they're gonna have to go through you
and your men, aren't they? Now I know you're nervous,
but I tell ya somethin'. When I was your age, I had
to do what needed to be done to get what we got,
and now it's your turn, to do what you gotta
do to keep what we got. Have a drink, son. Sierra. Get my hat, darlin'. (moody orchestral music) (Ursula groans) (leave rustle)
(dark atmospheric tones) - I was told you keep
a lookout for ladies tryin' to escape the town. I never thought I'd find
one tryin' to sneak in. - This isn't what you think. - You lookin' for work? 'Cause we've got plenty
for a pretty lady like you. - No, I'm here to
find my sister. - Well, I don't know
anything about that. But I know the boss will
pay me plenty for you. (dramatic orchestral music) (Ursula groans) (Ursula pants and grunts) (thuds)
(man groans) (Ursula groans) (thud)
(Ursula groans) (thud)
(man groans) (Ursula grunts) (gun fires)
(man groans) (moody orchestral music) - Now, I want those
miners to leave every gram of gold they've
got, here in Deadwood. So what we're gonna is build
ourselves a banker's booth at the end of the bar
in the Gem Theater. Past the lovely ladies, past
the whisky, you understand? (moody guitar music) (gun fires) Get inside, darlin'. Nephew? This woman could be trouble. So, I want you all to flank
her, and I'll flatter her until we know exactly what
she's gonna do with that gun. You are not gonna believe this, but you are just the girl
I've always dreamed of. It's amazing, you know how
time seems to stand still gazing upon such a visage
of beauty as you are. - You abducted my sister
and one of my house girls. Bring them to me now
and I'll let you live. Bring them to me not and you
die, right here, right now. - Oh, my. I surrender. - I accept your surrender. - You might wanna
put that gun down, before someone gets hurt. Especially since
you are surrounded. (suspenseful music) Go ahead, take a
look behind you. - I'm willing to
die for my sister. - That's too bad. (moody orchestral music) (gun fires)
(man groans) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gasps) (grunts) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (screams) (gun fires) (Swearengen groans) (grunts) (distant guns fire) - Who's shooting out there? - I don't know, it's
down the street. (sister gasps) - Did anyone see you take those? - No. - Hurry, hurry, hurry. Let me see. It's this one. Got it! Let's go. Let's go. (distant guns fire) (yelps) (distant guns fire) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(Ursula grunts) - That's them! They went that way! Colonel! (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(sister groans) (somber orchestral music)
(sister coughs) (sister gasps and groans) - Hide! (moody guitar music) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) (distant guns fire) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) (guns fire) (gun fires) Hee-yah. (gun fires) (guns fire) (gun fires) (gun fires) Hee-yah. (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) - [Man] I'm tellin' ya, I heard
gunshots up here somewheres. (man whistles) (moody guitar music) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) (guns fire) (man grunts) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (guns fire) (gun fires)
(Daisy sobs) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) - Get up there. (gun fires) (gun fires)
(man groans) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (guns fire)
(man groans) (distant guns fire)
(bullets whiz) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) (gun fires) - Colonel? Colonel! Colonel! (pants) What news, Colonel? - Sorry to report. Your sister was killed. (somber orchestral music) (Ursula sobs) I was able to save
your servant girl. (whistles) (Ursula gasps) (Ursula sobs) - Are you hurt? - No, I'm fine. - I was so scared. - They killed Abigale. - I know, but you still have me, and your big sister won't
let any harm come to you. - She's your sister? - My father's daughter. When my mother passed away,
my father started to take a liking to one of
my servant girls... Maria, the one I told you about? My father married Maria. And nine months later,
I had a little sister. (somber orchestral music) You're a good man, Colonel. I knew you wouldn't
let the bad guys win. (melancholic piano music) I'm going to bury Abigale. And take my little sister home. We have a big house. And it's going to be empty now. We have lots of space and rooms. I was thinking... Maybe one day. - Maybe one day. (click) (suspenseful music) (moody guitar music) (suspenseful guitar music) (guns fire)
(bandit groans) (bandit groans) (gun fires) I don't let the bad guys win. (thud)
(bandit groans) Or leave. (moody guitar music) (percussive tribal music)
