OMAR SHARIF has FUN with LENO - R.I.P.

[Music] [Music] well it's a pleasure to meet you sir thank you you wanted a few men I ever heard my mother making comment my mother never made comments but I heard her say one time well he can parts his shoes under my bed anything my mother never made those kind of comment you want oh pardon me so it's a big handicap this being a sort of people thinking of you as a very attractive man like the hell of it no it's example if you have to live up with which you help so easy no no yeah because when you're dating the first time for instance you go out to the gun it takes you one hour to first of all convince her that it's not gonna be all that great no he's thinking my god I'm having a knife is oh sure even extend on you're going to be disappointed anyway so you have to first right now I don't feel that I said oh I consider myself ordinary but you know but no super lover no no just no no but see that makes it also I love me more now a trick that is a gun I love the good thing is the wonderful thing is when it's a good surprise for them when if you're a bad surprise it's terrible have you ever had like women just throw themselves at you let me there though I don't have many but when they do it's tragic you had this part is magic did it cost you your life wasn't good you know i wait a guy it's listen you would like to die like that I was in Dallas yet is this a knock knock on the door I was in a hotel at 2:00 in the morning a woman comes in she was drunk Texan she says she says I want you to make up to me and I said madam please walk out a very cold security and the concierge in this G opened her baggage you got the gum out shell a gun she had the gun you know a revolver I could see the bullets I know I got ya she said take her clothes off well I was wearing a dressing-gown and shorts as you dictate oh and I said okay so I took it she said everything so I that took up everything I stood there and she lay on the bed she held a gun to me she picked her skirt up she wasn't laying anything out there and she said make love to me I said madam I would love to as as you can see it's not possible [Applause] you got away maybe something happens if you put the gun away I thought that jump on her throw out the proctor book so she started insulting me she said you were fraud exponentially what why my fault because she she expected obviously there was this great lover that I was going to jump off her and make fantastic Club let's getting her a fraud you're talking and she walked out the room look at how that's being addressed yeah I'm gonna go when you're drunk you're not I was afraid that she shoots my mistake because you John it's scary that is scary

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Length: 3min 32sec (212 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 03 2017