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why is there nothing on TV anymore hello I'm the [ __ ] illegals in your shin boos new trouble after these messages get ready for the new series oh don't worry that's just my boner okay I got to find some other way to get my entertainment today books okay so a couple of weeks ago I was in a corner shop just picking up some bits and pieces with my del friend carries for the house and I stumbled across this I'm sure you can understand I had to pick it up and I thought I'd spend today's video just going through it and reacting to everything that could possibly be in here because look I mean this is 50 greatest games and sonic boom is on the front so this bodes well full disclosure this is the first time I'm looking at any of this as you can see it's still sealed so this is all live unscripted reactions to what I'm looking at and let's just go through this magazine for clearly for babies it's a it's [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] babies magazine let's see what we find there okay so best fortnight wins I don't know what that means a hundred and ten percent gaming my tip since all my Jesus for a second I thought that said my tits inside oh no don't you show me them ok so what's on the back bed oh we got five free gifts that's pretty cool we got some pixel sunglasses we've got a tango suite a pizza patch what the [ __ ] is a pizza patch keyboard stickers from ethan gamer that is real name might feel very sorry for him and some overwatch stickers pretty cool stuff and to accentuate how hilarious youtubing and pirates going together is we've got three crying face emojis because that's that's what the kids are into you need a parent we can also make a creeper head now what I love about that is that if you didn't know what minecraft was and you said to your map ahead then they're gonna think you're talking about making the head of a pedophile anyway let's this [ __ ] up and see what we've got oh he's okay right so we've got the pixel sunglasses wait what's that warning not suitable for children under three years old due to small parts choking hazard that's what it says on the back here okay what small parts are we referring to at this moment I cut I'm a grown man and I can't even choke myself with this [ __ ] okay so here's the pizza patch oh it's an actual patch oh I see right okay so well I [ __ ] up now I can't get in there and we've got the Easton gamer 100% official keyboard stickers there's 75 stickers in here apparently okay let's have a look at a few of them oh my god you can tell this is a kid magazine because they just assume that they have all the time in the world to cover every individual [ __ ] key in stickers oh my god we've got the overwatch stickers at least so let's have a look at these and see what we've got are they from are they for a sticker book collection or what we've got em tracer and we've got tracer and we've got tracer oh we've got a shiny tracer and here we go the main event the special 50th issue edition of a hundred percent gaming a 110 percent gaming sorry I missed the extra ten percent because I'm not feeling 100% myself I suppose it's gonna be at least a little bit decent otherwise they would have made it to issue 50 so let's have a look at what's going on here so according to the contents here we've got making the creeper head we've got the greatest games list which I'm very excited to see the YouTuber pirates which I'm also I don't know who any of them are I'm not by excited actually and apparently that lasts for like 21 [ __ ] pages and then we go on to roblox for page 40 okay gaming news summer of Pokemon Pokemon is going well blah worldwide this summer in Chicago Pokemon go fest a walk in the park let's play as explore the city to find their favorite poster fave stay pokémon while Pokemon go safari zone in Japan is an event for Pokemon go try how many times can they say [ __ ] Pokemon go you'd think they'd like Pokemon go Disney heroes assemble team up with your favorite Disney fave sorry I forgot Disney heroes like wreckit-ralph Buzz Lightyear and Mike Wazowski yeah he's my favorite Disney here yeah wreck-it Ralph you know big strong hero buzz like a big strong hero and Mike Wazowski basketball yeah of course all right this month we've been 30 percent bossing for tonight let's go to the next page Oh christ almighty we've got reviews here reviews for the kids okay this is fo Hyrule warriors definitive edition I'm just gonna look up I'm not going to read all this in detail I'm sure it's you know but two [ __ ] pages and like I don't know three sentences all together spread over like three paragraphs I'm not really gonna bother with that so I'm just gonna go with the verdict section here the good cool special moves loads of characters massive battles that's very vague the bad silly story repetitive gameplay no puzzles obviously these guys are entire to their own opinion that's fine they can give it a seven whatever I haven't played the game enough myself to make a judgement on that but I'm looking skimming through the review there is no mention anywhere about dynasty warriors which is kind of a big [ __ ] point to why IRA Warriors are designed the way it is it's not supposed to be a new Zelda so I I don't really know what to say about that let's move on ok here we go so they're crafting a creeper head you will need a cardboard box that they are talking about pedophiles hiding in [ __ ] boxes jumping out at all the kitties scissors paintbrush pencil - wow they're trusting the kids with scissors cut off the extra tabs on your box and sketch squares all over they don't have to be perfect mix the colors and paint your box similar to a creeper use this guide here to help you so it does have to be perfect you [ __ ] liars here we go this is what I'm very interested on the 50 greatest games we celebrate our 50 dish with the 50 best games ever I'm just even looking at these first two pages I can't see anything about any detail there's no detail here so I'm just gonna take their word for what they've said and leave it at that number 50 Disney infinity Disney Marvel Star Wars awesome yeah alright Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 haven't played it Ratchet and Clank okay why why not the original 147 Metroid Samus Returns that's good he's a bit debatable but alright I think it's just because it's the newest 146 lego city undercover number 45 rock band 4 create an epic band and rock on yeah that is what you do in rock band you make a band and you rock so yeah but it's rock band 4 why not rock band 2 rock band 2 was the [ __ ] best easily number 44 portal 2 okay considering the amazing reviews port or two gets I'm surprised this is that high up the list cuz this seems just to be like a load of stereotypes on what kids seem to like and I'm really really surprised that that game in particular is that higher than it is I wouldn't put it in my favourites personally but I'm surprised it's that high up number 43 Donkey Kong a legendary arcade classic that isn't arcade Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong could be referring to any [ __ ] Donkey Kong game can you be a little bit more specific 42 Spyro the Dragon that's not spyro the dragon that is the reignited trilogy which isn't even out yet 41 Forza horizon 3 have the drive of your life I haven't played the game I couldn't possibly tell you number 40 football manager 2018 take a favourite foot into glory alright okay number 39 gang beasts so come on Sun and Moon all right interesting 37 Super Mario maker that's actually kind of surprising I would have thought they would have put Mario Odyssey or something in here at some point I don't know maybe maybe that'll come up later 36 Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 and 2.5 remix number 35 Gran Turismo 5 buckle up for a great ride hang on a second but for sahur Eisen 3 apparently gave you the drive of your life buckle up for a great ride doesn't sound that much more exciting if it sounds more boring how have you [ __ ] that up number 34 plants vs. zombies hand played it can tell you 33 cuphead rayman legends 32 31 Skylanders imaginator 's create your own Skylanders in this epic game what does that mean explain 30 Mario and rabbits Kingdom battle that is an insult to [ __ ] carpet that is a [ __ ] insult to cut peda fact no apparently Mario and rabbits Kingdom battle is better than Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 and 2.5 remix it's better than Spyro the Dragon I'm a twenty ninth Street Fighter 5 Ryu and French strike again as far as I remember that game came out unfinished number 28 minecraft story mode Wow minecraft is only number 28 I mean I know it's not the official minecraft that's probably gonna be number one you know how kids are like but minecraft story mode got too much story in on a faction you know just throw in the midway point that's fine number 27 Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga best Lego game as far as I'm concerned number 26 overwatch that's not higher up okay number 25 we Spock okay I love Wii Sports as much as the next guy but to put we sport above [ __ ] overwatch cut head 124 Crash Bandicoot insane trilogy that's pretty cool that's not the NSA intrusion there that's Skylab this is 23 Angry Birds - yeah [ __ ] joking right you'll put Angry Birds 2 above insane trilogy cut pet oh my god let's just keep going 22 super smash bros melee okay alright they use melee not the most recent one interesting 21 Lego Marvel Super Heroes - ok more Lego ok number 20 journey the first game stampy played on his channel is that the only reason it's number 20 it seems a little bit too boring for the kitty wink number 19 spittoon - we Inc it's great number 18 Lego dimensions [ __ ] Lego again number 17 LittleBigPlanet 3 alright number 16 pac-man Championship Edition - plus I didn't know the kids were into that nowadays number 15 Legend of Zelda breath - the world reinventing the world of Hyrule all the wild using noodle from Wind Waker number 14 The Sims 3 yes the [ __ ] cornerstone of child gaming nowadays I'm a xxx pokemon heartgold SoulSilver I haven't played them I couldn't possibly comment number 12 robe Lahore where we go number 11 Sonic mania I'm a 10th burnout paradise fantastic game and benign rocket League of course number 8 fortnight of course number 7 Pokemon gut above everything it doesn't work half the time the people who wrote this magazine clearly haven't played Pokemon read a number six merica eight deluxe Vava voom okay I'm sorry the the image of Mario Sega boom but that's the best [ __ ] I've ever read although I'm very curious as to what that dot there is I think that might have been a misprint brother The Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker HD okay very ballsy to put that above breath the wild considering the kind of magazine this is I applaud that number for FIFA rated I have no [ __ ] comment next page number three Tetris oh my god don't these children who rule of four I am minecraft love just jumping off of their PCs and their PS falls and then who yars and go hey munch you mind if I just grab your Gameboy and play Tetris for three hours apparently is number three though because it's the best-selling game of all time they've got some very shallow views from this magazine it's very political number two super mario artists i called it i said it was gonna be higher so there we go so much to explore so many ways to play I agree I wouldn't say was the second best video game of all time though but you know I'm glad it was above Mario Rabbids Kingdom battle and as for number one what do you think is I don't even have to tell you do I am forcing minecraft if you want one game that you can play day after day without ever getting bored as me minecraft there's so much to do from exploring mysterious portals to fighting for survival or even building your dream home then hop online and visit amazing worlds and brilliant minigames built by players from all over the world you can do that in roblox agree or disagree with our list let us know your favorite games by tweeting us at at 1:10 gaming okay first of all this is a children's magazine you shouldn't be advertising social media to kids who can't handle it secondly I'm gonna [ __ ] tweet you and I'm gonna tell you exactly what I think no no I didn't want to follow you I don't agree with your Custer's revenge should have been okay YouTube pirates these youtubers have gone crazy for sea of thieves alright okay so got Ethan the cabin boy Salus quick say the squish sway she first mate Big B what does that stand for Big bollocks automata stampy and Captain TVN TV MTD what a weird name what does that stand for the dump truck molester seriously I don't know who these [ __ ] people are that's fine they can do their own wow my god get off of my baby's white pillow stood no chance against Dan the dog truck molesters electric blue hair that's me on blue tube this unicorn is neat new tube check out my channel views four million one hundred and ten thousand two hundred twelve subs 25 okay to be fair I kind of like that idea you know that's that's a relatively small youtuber in comparison to most so I think that's pretty cool too there this is supporting more independent creators dungeons Angela dogs stampy's dog Alex was right at home as the dungeon master for a game with dungeons dragons with squashy I'm assuming that they're in a relationship you're not stamping squashy stamping the dog big Pollock - no check out Big bollocks that's two's [ __ ] off okay here we go so we got Ethan gamer here we chat summer holidays movies and must play games with Ethan gamer alright I don't know these guys I am just reading what's here why are your summer essentials my scooter my friend scooter yeah this is definitely for kids I go sorry guys you didn't turn into leafyishere I'm not gonna be taking the piss out of these poor innocent kids or anything like that I just find it oh excuse me I just find it kind of funny how um stuff like when I was younger scooters were no you just did not do scooters if you did scooters you would be kicked very hard in your nose so I just find it kind of fascinating how like nowadays it's like oh yeah I'm proud of being a scooter er and stuff and it's just like it's a different time I get there but it I find it so funny how trends move along and how I got bullied for this [ __ ] but kids nowadays it's it's totally cool and they've got access to social media it's brilliant isn't it Ethan Graham I think I had a bowl of Ethan Graham's one okay so I'm not gonna stay here too long because I have no [ __ ] idea about anything to do with for now but I'm going to just have a quick look here victory royale getting to number one in four nineties tough word but totally worth the celebration at the end damn the duck truck molester was determined to get a recording of himself winning a victory Royale and he didn't but he got so excited that he threw his controller but it bit selfish isn't it someone someone spent a long time building that controller big beast stacks to toys to design your own bot here whoa okay I ripped the page out and I don't know what they're talking about oh my god I ripped out a lot of pages Jesus [ __ ] um okay what we talked about Oh Hicks bugs okay but let's go into these admit this middle bit that I accidentally tore out actually youtuber of the month we got another YouTube shower I I appreciate this now see is a fun game with enough to play the same as my craft new Harry Potter Hogwarts mystery isn't that that [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] iOS game that coaxes kids out of their money because your Hogwarts student is being strangled by weeds the only way is YouTube oh my god we're doing The Only Way Is Essex but with YouTube hmm tastes like the tears of an eight year old racist card player okay speaking of eating that has just reminded me I'm I went through my free gifts didn't I and I I didn't actually get I didn't get the [ __ ] tango swing someone stole it I mean I was so distracted by this but that was the main reason I picked this [ __ ] thing up I think actually the UM how much did I spend on this the $4.99 I spent on this [ __ ] magazine I think I spent the money on the tango suite and the magazine came free kids is cool it with a Z oh my god I hate this [ __ ] games Nintendo switch Donkey Kong tropical freeze corn it's the original Wii U version of the game with a twist tropical freeze comes with a new funky version which is a lot harder I love the new character funky cop that's the easy mode dude Halla don't intend Oh game boy watch this watch is so cool it's shaped by the original Nintendo Game Boy also the alarm is the original Mario Land theme tune it's awesome how do you know what a gameboy is in Tendo laboratory called one variety key I don't care toys my favorites are the Ratchet and Clank toys they are so cuddly yeah you know the classic game from PlayStation clank and paraca the best new games you can play right now okay don't get contrecoup [ __ ] come on out boys seven out of ten oh my god I can imagine a load of people would be pissed off over that rating Jesus Christ one word reviews mr. bean whiskey ropes rocky Superdog Oh snack time tasty eight out of ten I feel sorry for the developers of our boy f2 fact file it's [ __ ] football ugh I could see that coming a mile away Jess I got to the semi-finals of Britain's Got Talent back in 2008 and ten years later he ended up in a gaming magazine with sonic boom roblox awesome right oh dear oh yeah I'm not bothering with any of this [ __ ] let's um have a look at what else there is top 10 minecraft landmark bills or White House it's time to feel what it's like to be president of the overwatch and they put the [ __ ] president as a creeper are they trying to say something Big Ben this building cludes all of westminster palace and has a giant [ __ ] walt disney world holy [ __ ] that's actually amazing i've actually i get minecraft again to check that out wherever it is but they haven't you know they haven't like told us where to find any of this [ __ ] or youtube links or credit so useless best of the web here we go labor live over on youtube people are posting business and playing songs on the labor piano for Mario Zelda tears even all-star from Shrek you mean by Smash Mouth yeah Shrek didn't [ __ ] sing it meme of the month I'm reading a magazine where there is a meme of the month [ __ ] me what am i doing my life hundred ten percent what Argos 174 pounds 99 San Jose games zero gaming headset yeah because everyone can afford that become an epic go bro not even kidding there is nothing going on on this page I'm just gonna go to we're nearly there oh no this is the last page oh I was having so much fun at a random round get silly with dang that's a long name as we asked okay I don't know who this guy is I like that username pretty cool become a minion or a cat a cat obviously yes obviously why the [ __ ] would you want to become a minion against a cat why would you want to be a minion you want me that you want to be that silliness rating eight verdict oh wow dang that's a long name is silly must have the answer to question to the Sims or minecraft I'd love both but I'd have to say minecraft for recording a are 10 silly he's very he's certainly so silly can't control it and there we go I just had a look at one of the worst things I've ever seen and spent money on for your enjoyment I would say that I'm gonna go off and enjoy my tango sweeper as we've discussed someone had it before me so I'm just gonna go back to sofa and watch some TV he's back and he's baby they may view it instead he reads it please don't forget to rush man this video has been sponsored today by kroehner GG forward slash caddy chat the description for the site book market and grab yourself a ridiculously cheap and brilliant indie or triple a steam game every single 24 hours with stuff like this this this this and this is totally legit and reputable and I use the site myself to save tons of money so feel free to do it yourself and thanks for listening thank you so much watching this video everybody and yes the outtakes will be on in just a second but first I'd love to thank the top-tier patreon supporters in the description below oh mama to basal gamer man I have a portal gun robert alam sure oblivion rising williams sanborn EXO Paz Mathew Hubble's Akari Mills cahide binary code Kirsten be Q be cyberpunk Symphony Thomas Olsen Nathan young Ellen Ripley joshua van hamburg Jezebel James Nardiello also known as the game shed on YouTube Daniel Leon DC dungeon master braid and Kenny Mitchell read Jane Ives an ad Thornton Smith thank you so much every single one of you the absolute best because they leave their [ __ ] all over the place okay so this swimming pool has water in it that's that's fair enough whatever but why is there seaweed in the bottom of this swimming pool why would you want to Swit why would you want to swim in that and just when you thought it was all over wet soggy floppy tissue what am I supposed to do with that sorry Stan sorry did I scare you I didn't mean to he's so he's so silly can't control him got to get the reins out hold him back whoa he's unstoppable dang that's a long name is silly [Music] I'm sick of [ __ ] thinman I'm sick of looking at this guy's face I want to move on
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Channel: Caddicarus
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Length: 20min 57sec (1257 seconds)
Published: Sat Aug 11 2018
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