Oklahoma and Texas join the SEC

[Music] ah guys can I get everybody settle down please come on now hey guys let's let's settle okay well we have two new teams joining us as full-fledged members this year everybody say hello to Oklahoma and Texas you have got to be kidding me uh they they both have passionate fan bases and love football so you all should be fast friends okay well I'll let yall get to it uh let's make sure we show them that famous SEC hospitality and uh enjoy boys I see you're just as incredibly weird and awkward as you were the last time we met a did you finally reach the limit how many times you could a the fish young Ros b game the bivo Christmas special ratings were gold also if you could send our new baseball coach's personal items over to Austin we'll make sure he hey you just saved us from how to take out the trashes all okay I cannot believe this is happening oh hey Alabama didn't see you there it's me remember beat you by double digits at home for saving into early retirement no I do remember you Pasadena 2010 5 six championships it it all starts to run together hey if cold hadn't got hurt there it is drink I knew it was coming did you see that throw the flag am I doing this right okay that's different they're just coming in for football right no other sports softball's coming baby well at least you're winning national championships in something in fact I bet you're wearing it right now I'm not wearing that wearing what oh there better not be a back for this I have some self-respect maybe we're not so different after all no we're not to that part yet dude it's been like 20 years for you too hey if cold hadn't got hurt okay it seems like everyone's a little too jealous old UT here no no uhuh no that stops right now he's going to make me Dave Crockett okay okay all right what what he means is in the SEC it just means more yeah more money it's a business decision we warned you this is where I was going didn't we warn you League meeting 1931 it's going to be all about the money huh well no one wants to listen to the old swanny tigers do they well nerts to you nerts to all of you this conference keeps getting weirder a you still mad about lick and Ry abandoning you and stealing Kelly Williams I actually don't know enough about your school to do a return insult they're only good at basketball that's the stereotypical perception at least the reality is their football team is performing well above average getting seven eight even 10 wins in the season sometimes but uh top tier success has remained elusive for them okay any time look we don't want to be here either we've been making fun of you trash Hillbillies for a century so we'll just cash our checks give our recruits Lamborghinis and keep to ourselves yeah cool do that please yes not going to happen it's physically impossible for him to keep to himself I think it's genetic I wish we would have picked literally any other two teams uh did I hear someone say they were in the market to schedule some games with they couple of great teams oh I don't think I said anything about no no no I'm pretty sure I heard you say literally any other two teams so uh Tada I just we don't think it would be a good fit geographically yes GE geography come on boys we'll find you someone who wants to play you Thursday night on the CW wow to think that could have been us the 16 Larry Scott almost got us what has happened to the sport we love yeah I used to know all the players on our roster by name but now it's like a revolving door you said it times are a changing I guess they had to I I guess it will be nice to not have the best games of our season kick off at new I mean I guess it'll be pretty cool to have Oklahoma play us in ox and November 30th will definitely be one of the craziest nights Cal field has ever seen and we're basically going to make up the entire field in Omaha I mean not personally me this year but you and and we're not the ACC yes and EA Sports is bringing back the college football game pre-order that at Walmart please O creat A Team looks like Swan is back in the big leagues fellas and the college football playoff is expanded to 12 teams yay that's so great for everybody else well I don't know if there's a membership card or anything but we have tapped into the Manning bloodline right on oh the first family of the SEC you know there may not be a membership card but uh I think these belong to y'all [Music] I promise to win the conference this year in style okay stop stop talking I told y I was going to be like this I told yall I just love this let me hear in the back guys SEC SC not ruin the moment okie dokie this episode is brought to you by Renaissance the bank that understands you

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Length: 5min 51sec (351 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 01 2024