Number 5, Number 5 and the emotions of killing each other. (TUA)

[Music] no choice about what i have to find myself i just arrived in dallas 15 minutes ago hey there stranger you're not supposed to exist in close proximity to yourself in the same timeline side effects can be disastrous this is nice isn't it the three of us together like this no somebody explained to me how it is i'm having a pint of guinness with my younger self older actually he's gonna kill me isn't he what you're saying to kill him you're thinking about this all wrong we're not killing anybody look at me i'm five and i will still be alive all we are doing is getting rid of a mutant doppelganger amputating a vestigial nipple oh so wait your old self is out there precisely what just walking around das walking around dallas with a briefcase that can get us home now where were we however you are going to screw up the jump and then up in this twin body trapped forever small pubescent okay all right i guess this is it it says it go hey i don't love it either but he's actually got a pretty good plan one the one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world now there's a shooter bro luther shoot him shoot him no luther shoot him luther shoot him age one denial two itching three extreme thurston urination four excessive gas five acute paranoia six uncontrolled perspiration and seven homicidal rage admit there is a possibility that i may not be in my fully mine right now good whatever i've got he's got it too [Music] you see something funny worst case of paradox psychosis i've ever seen what's wrong i feel bad getting tired yet i can do this all day guys this has to stop eat [ __ ] egg man remember this i'm 14 days older than him i have seen the already here so it is me you should be listening to luther i'm the daddy here even if i was to believe you what am i supposed to do about it not john no no i need you to jump if you don't jump i cease to exist what i need from you is to jump correctly i'm listening would you please stop briefcase no don't we won't psychosis again homicidal rage i'm you just 14 days older my pubic hair is smarter than you how is that possible i can explain we put the decimal in the wrong spot and our proof of the existence of a bound for the number of limit cycles of plane or polynomial vector fields of fixed degree now forget about the little jerk off split it's way too complicated a much better plan is for us to travel with 2019 all we have to do is make nice with banya stop her from destroying the world easy peasy one hour from now on the grassy knoll before the president is killed you break your contract with the commission i already know you're thinking about it into the vortex you go [ __ ] fine now give me the math i don't end up looking like tiger beat over here you stand next to the vortex and i'll tell ya what about five i mean you i mean the uh young you that's not me that's a pre-pubescent photocopy that got botched in a time jump besides it's too late for him anyway paradox psychosis best thing we can do is put him out of his misery we wrote down 5.7 it should be 0.57 i knew it didn't look right timeline restored paradox resolved everyone goes on existing happily ever after quite a bit to take in what do you think [Music] i think i need to piss just be cool until i finish the job on the grassy knoll i'll get the time math and i'll ice the squirt i just wish there was another way there isn't look at him what are you looking at good we're good you got a deal we gotta hurry kennedy's unrounded something doesn't feel right about this but what do you mean i don't trust him but he's you exactly [ __ ] you kill you kill you if he just wants to kill a um version of you but i am that version of me but now i know the correct calculation what is it i'll be glad to tell you in exchange for that briefcase you're holding [Music] less than an hour until showtime why are you so anxious to get going relax you're getting paranoid oh am i [Music] bye

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Length: 6min 29sec (389 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020