(Not) Getting Married Today - Carol Burnett - Company

the wife remembers her wedding day Oh her first wedding day her first wedding bed husband joined alive Oh you two days for a Amy I give you the rest of my life to cherish and to keep you to honor you forever today is for Amy my happily soon-to-be wife pardon me is everybody there because if everybody's there I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding I'd appreciate your going even more I know you must have lots of better things to do when not a word of it to Paul remember boy you know the man I'm going to marry but I'm not because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is thank you all for the gifts and the flowers thank you all now it's back to the shower Don't Tell Paul but I'm not getting married today goodbye No No now you can go home now No No are you in there listen everybody look I don't know what you're waiting for a wedding but the wedding it's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever which is maybe the most horrifying word I've ever heard which is followed by a honeymoon for something you realize he saddled with a nut wanna kill me which should thank so much when I'm not getting married go ahead lunch because I'm not getting married you've been grand but I'm not getting married don't just stand there I'm not getting married Hotel Paul but I'm not getting married today go can't you go why is nobody listening goodbye going cry at another person's weight if you're quick for a chick you could pick up a christening but please God might be there's a human life at stake listen everybody I'm frigid and yura do you want to see a crazy leg before a fart in front of you it isn't only people who could be ruining his life you know we both must be losing our identities i telephone my analyst about it and he said to call it money but my buddy I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other car make out Wow I'm not getting married you've been swell but I'm not getting married little haul cuz I'm not getting married thank you all but I got getting married YouTube don't balls and I'm not getting married okay to laugh today you fall and you go look you know I adore you all the way watch me die like a Liezel on the ice flipper hat saw collapse in the axe right before you also take back the cake burn the shoes and throw rice look I didn't want to have to tell you but I may be coming down with hepatitis and I think of everything if you want to see me pain I'll do it happily wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch your funeral thank you for the 27 and replace at 37 butter knives at 47 paper weighs 257 candle holders one more thing I'm not getting married as I said I'm not getting married and your rings I'm not getting married and I'm not getting married but I am Oh you

Channel: BestArtsSondheim

Views: 367,945

Rating: 4.9255142 out of 5

Keywords: Not, Getting, Married, Today, Carol, Burnett, Stephen, Sondheim, Company, Putting, It, Together, Broadway

Id: 6_1pcqmhvLE

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 29 2008