Nobody told me Palworld would end up like this...

Spanky booties for Naughty [Music] Boy let's go Satan onwards we must find something of interest in these lands burn that sheep thing not enough to kill it only enough so it doesn't forget we come from the land in another place hello no no no no no no you see is thing you shouldn't you shouldn't you shouldn't be afraid yeah the feeling only wants to feel love come here come here come here you let them go didn't you you let you let them go you're a absolute disappointment go my suicidal bird oh that earns a name I can't rename it until I get his gloves or something oh that's so disappoint bloody hell go fins save me Satan get one get one get one get one get one get one get one get one get one get one getex there's no success to be found on these Shores don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill Satan Satan God damn it I hate blue people oh [ __ ] her off you blue bastards oh Alex now I'm a dolphin I tried giving you a chance to be a part of our family and now you will burn all of you B over there those creepy pervy be things are being attached by people which are also probably incredibly perverted and weird I can sneak up to them when they're getting weaker I what's going on there I'll never know go step on everything until it screams stop burning them .1 chance you kidding I got a gig of feere that increases it to a 7% chance that's been 23% and there we go again I hate how he makes me feel you're mine I finally decided welcome to the team Julia Roberts oh look out he's got a coat you make a lot of grunting sounds doesn't make you cool let's see what you got to work with him oh now that's a pretty cool bird oh you look flamy go on gpy boy take him down see he's he's got fire so if you use the bubbles use the oh dear that that that that's not you use the bubbles oh boy he's targeting me he's use the bubbles what don't you understand by use the bubbles my sweet GP refused to use the bubbles this town is boring and I spit on it see you later that was a very cool exit I hope in editing I played the coolest music when I did that probably did I'm very professional I'm going to take these walls away because you you know you know you're getting too comfortable and I don't like it all defenses must go we must be prepared to fight and hold our own at any time if you tell them me oh that's a dangerous idea I don't care you're all getting too comfortable how's that head injury Mrs Robinson extremely unhealthy to you neglect I'm going to pretend I can't read that bandwagon fan girls oh no you found me who who you you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't look how I thought you would you don't you don't look how I get in my balls I mean B I mean that's God I should have thought about what I was say before I said that oh they're dead never mind good job everyone you killed the weirdos [Laughter] I'm sorry you're done let's move on then look out buddy Julia Roberts is looking well done Julia Roberts you in all the best movies okay Moment of Truth time is the egg hatched it has Emily the Mormon hello Emily the Mormon how are you doing yes you're happy get to work oh yeah oh there there's something there's something there's something there I really there I really there I really that's something I really want to do oh 11 that'll do it penguin stop being sad make me cloth oh you just you would makeing them fell penguin Spiderman there's it there's it there's one blew I blew myself up egg egg bombs this game continues to get better well done Spiderman get me pictures of the Dead Come Along Spiderman of Peter Parker your ass into the grave these bastards are just killing the locals how could you be so cruel you got to set a better example I'll stop eventually I promise here come the enemies I got it [ __ ] [Laughter] off a look at the anus of my bird isn't it beautiful I must correct you there birds do not have an anus they have a clock but it's funnier to say anus I'm going to keep calling it an anus why are you miserable work harder bring me the berry so that my belly might be look take look of Mrs Robinson there's a big fat slappy fish who knows how to respect the berry work yeah I I want I want to I want to move the base because I like the CLE base but also I also I don't the next reward we get from advancing our base level we get our maximum number of bases going up to two oh no way they is already Su bloody hell I can make another base stop being sad you bloody Fox we're going to we're going to we're going to find a place to make another base and then we're going to make another base there and it's going to be it's going to oh it's going to be tremendous yeah this works this this look look look at all sign there's no need for me to say it like that but I did oh there's fast travel there anyway oh Fu me flip-flops is that a giant shine Stanley I cannot risk the likes of GP destroying you therefore I will shoot you with my own Arrows with a bow and you will be my Bloody Chicken let me teach you about the ways of respect get in my ball if this goes in I'm going to do a [Music] dance I've got a giant damy chicken and he glows he's very very big yeah what welcome to the team Stanley Supreme that rhyme do you get I'm I'm so I'm so hey you know what there's people over there let's remove their skin Stanley Stanley people are going to beat you with a Stanley is going to beat you with a stick oh well not that Supreme after all are we okay I can make an improved furnace this should drastically raise the the quality of everything I makeing maybe give me more recipes in fact I dare say it will come on I don't care if you're depressed get to work there's much more depression in those Hills wonderful now maybe you've earned some food so I can make some refined Ingot now if I get some coal which I don't have yet I'm not quite sure where to get coal that might that might be coal well I'll be damned I decided to put my base right next to a cold area I'm so smart can we take a moment and appreciate the brain of me thank you back to within everyone come over here help me make a gun that's the happy sound of someone that doesn't know they're going to get shot in the head hello you have a stick I have a gun [Music] ow we need power up in this [ __ ] I do believe therefore I shall create power and we shall be more efficient than ever and with efficiency it be becomes more power it's really a wonderful Circle yes all chip in now a team effort well done you creepy little bee woman isn't this nice is this is Lovely isn't it this is this is just a lovely wholesome gaming experience at the moment slowly we look and slowly we climb up the ladder where we make them hump each other and be better yay oh isn't that pretty is don't you run for me king of penguins you will do many bumpy bump boots did I tell you to stop working get back there and give us power Hedgehog there is no resting in my stop smiling stop stop smiling I don't like that Hedgehog this place is so much better for a son of a [ __ ] this is also a better place son of a I just I I I just don't oh my sweet stupid little raspberry head you you look like you would be a better burner because you're on fire but so are the other ones and they suck so die oh don't die join my team I'm very friendly oh well no no don't kill them because we need oh B go get it killing balls he will succumb to my green ball see yes yes now I can make hyperspheres which are better make 11 of them right now I'll bore you in a funnel of boiling stuff I need to make a whole bunch of concrete so just assist if some can make make concrete for me that would be great cuz I don't I don't want to make it I'm lazy work faster embarrassing how slow you are you know I have to come over here and help you to speed up the process what is your problem no you're not as good give the job to the one that's better [ __ ] off you down there oh God look at the turtle boy spin well done Edward the accountant clearly you're in the right line of work he is so fast at the smelting I just I just want to I just want to spin very good very good why AR these why aren't these done what the work harder Jesus Christ while I work on my new shiny refin metal pickaxe have I told you guys about my twitch Channel twitch.tv/ fabulous crusty at you you go there and you can watch this crap live go do it stay in there you're a big chicken make eggs stay in there you're a cow why is the cow leaving you're hungry oh God there's always an excuse isn't they produce the wool do it look Satan we're going home a volcano I wonder if I can go into the mouth of Hell itself that would be fun wouldn't it this is one of those restricted places over there they have fun things I really want a flying creature which is faster at flying is this a higher leveled Satan no it's just s it's just boring then we don't have to bother with it I could definitely survive that suddenly I'm overcome with regret like this is a terrible idea and why am I doing anything at all I don't know let's find out ow I mean I'm kind of surviving it a little bit look at me I'm like Jesus Wa see I'm like Jesus already chasing that guy oh he's going to step on his neck I do stop it oh he's dead never mind there he goes we could have been such good friends oh crap oh you've angered the bloody family do something you big stupid dinosaur yeah bubbles yeah bubbles are yeah good play bubbles life is in danger and he results to bloody bubbles God he's chasing me they're actually pretty terrifying leave me alone leave me alone I'm not to be in a sandwich on this day this let's give it a go kill the other ones I want this one as a friend and I shall have it I want to explore oh hello aigon I found a hole I'm so painfully smart now we hunt our new best friend ladies and gentlemen the highest creature we have is level 38 this one is 48 but oh bloody [ __ ] it's dark I'm I'm I'm finding my way through the darkness this is why I am the ravager of stars he's slowly drifting towards us okay FL do your business do not let us down oh crap oh crap oh crap yeah bubbles bubbles every time bubbles I can cap no 0% chance never mind never mind never mind I I oh nipples distract them Satan I will steal his golden shiny treasure he's got balls of evil he's shooting balls of evil 0% still oh I'm in way over my head you like that I call it milkshake Justice I'm missing most of them part of the plan oh dear okay so we might have actually legitimately found Satan so they got they all died apart from the ones that didn't number two wildlife sanctuary oh great it's going to be [ __ ] isn't it the things here might be too powerful being near the volcano place but well you never know hello I like the look of you so far wo ban I need you I need that big dragon fers what German Tiding I need them both I don't think I can get them both but damn it I he's angry isn't he okay let's let's just try and get him capture him he's big and flampy and I need him in my life oh there's those of them ow that was on me I should pay better attention yeah I don't think like the most powerful balls I can craft so far and I've got 0.21% chance 0. try it whatever you never know huh huh I've got me a wo by oh no the family's closing in [ __ ] I got 36 of the Red Bulls to try and capture that Bo oh God he's beautiful isn't he I bet he he'd look he'd look amazing watching Windows oh he's angry he's weak to it so we we we got good we got good we got why did I do that our button was pressed wrong God he's going to eat me yes yes yes me me yes go me me me me me now I'll Soo you into the ball sweet Dragon Boy yeah wa never mind sweet Dragon girl I'm so sorry I did not see the genitalia I respect you cuz [Music] your I got me one I got me one I got me one I got me one I got me a dragon he's big he's ferocious he's sexy yeah take this you big fluffy [ __ ] oh dear it's like easyness the foot a pasta raster that's that's that's much better I like that move a lot I like that move it just looks absolutely hilariously de devastating I want one of them all right then it's an electrical bird that might me is powered to go fly faster there I can I can have an electrical bird and it takes Emily the Mormon and Satan out of my group Group which would be sad but we can do two for yes a look at Julia Roberts naked in a hot tub one beon saddle coming right up in 500 years apparently if you fly faster than say come over guys hey hey I'm I was talking hey come back if you if you I was going to say if you fly faster than Satan you will take his place on the team yeah he's okay he's he's definitely a lot faster I can feel it now I can feel I can feel the speed the pp devil brilliant simply brilliant crusty well done child okay all the board the PE devil yeah that works okay that works I like it all the for the peee devil it works for me I like it why am I the way that that I am I'm going to go over here now and I'm going to try and capture something that I saw which looks like it might be good or I'll break its neck off I don't see much of an in between here there's the bastard okay so he's he's he's he's he's level 47 he look like stone or Rock flavor right I've got GP who is a water taste he's level 39 but he's the best chance we got you ready go I want him he's like a fair well gp's dead let's get the let's get the hell out of here get okay then I'll just run I don't need my PP bird devil hello God he's giving Chase it's a good thing he's really stupid otherwise we'd be really in trouble right now this is a smart play right why is he doing Naruto run Spanky booties for Naughty Boy help me out here Pastor rasa please good God oh God you free him why did you he's running away now he left the oven on it's probably our best chance just the pastor raster is the highest level oh God he just married the [ __ ] out of it do you see that the true secret to success is to be comfortable in your surroundings and never more comfortable than when I'm spinning in a dance oh my friend is dead Hey ow that really hurt I'd like you to keep that to your such a [ __ ] or em the moment's dead I'll give it a go that was never going to work that's what 0% means soon as that goes up to 0.01% I'm giving it my best it was pointless why do I do these things not now Mrs Robinson uhoh this has been the worst Christmas ever

Channel: CrustDoodle

Views: 9,949

Keywords: funny, comedy, crustdoodle, funny moments, multiplayer, palworld, palworld gameplay, palworld early access, palworld reaction, palworld anubis, anubis, palworld astegon location, palworld astegon, palworld boss, palworld funny moments, palworld funny

Id: BymrVQy2r8k

Length: 20min 57sec (1257 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 09 2024