Nikki Glaser Would Put Nipples Behind Her Ears - Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano

♪ ♪ >> Don't get it removed. >>OK. I won't. >> Maybe make some edits that would be funny. Yeah like I shouldn't have the word anxiety tattooed on my >>No, you should have that word. >>body. the whole gist of this is to protect me from anxiety. You were the most anxious person- >>I know >>This has not done anything to >>serve you. >>Zero. >> What's up everybody I'm Chris Ebb and Flow Distefano with my guest Nicky the razor Glazer. And you can listen to her every day on Comedy Central radio >>or on her show You Up? >>on Sirius. And this is Stupid Questions with Chris Distefano >>Yeah! >>yeah! Ready for some stupid questions. >> Probably like behind my ears so that no one would see them you know like as a sneaky place to get a tattoo just for me. >> Do you think like it would still be like a turn onto someone to suck your nipples behind your ear. Yeah and I can just sit there all day >>and just play with my nipples >>and just milk you ears? Yeah. >> Yeah I would do that. >>Oh poop that tastes like ice cream >>100 percent? >>100 percent. You just want to eat flavored poop. and I would close my eyes when I did it. >> so it would only be the taste Why would anyone want ice cream that tastes like shit. >> There was a girl who we grew up with and somebody had poop like little nibbles of their poop in ice cream and she thought it was rocky road ice cream she was like this rocky road is so good so I called her rocky road for a while and like yea, i know its horrifying. she was trying to be like, cool, and eat the ice cream that they are giving her she's just playing along. >> And then she suffers the rest of her life. >> There's always some girl that does something with shit and then it follows her for she's like the most beautiful person and like such beautiful when she was like has like married with kids now but like still like my friends like yo rocky road got married. It's like oh boy. Here's another stupid question Because I got my daughter a piglet and you know I didn't run it by her mom and just showed up at the house with a pig for she was nuts. This is why we're not together anymore. You didn't ask her Mom if you could get a pig? I legit showed up to my daughter's birthday party at her mom's house with a pig. do you have a backyard? No I live in New York but what about when you go back to St. Louis. >Do you have like a therapy pig? >Okay, yea give me a pig just for when I go back for Christmas. And then what do I do with it? I know what you get for Christmas gifts. These questions like stupid enough what are they really so stupid I hate. >> Oh good. >> If you could talk to like 18 year olds I wish I could talk to 18 year old. No external vagina. Oh wow. What would you talk to it about like what would it's just so much to my vagina. >> Oh here's the thing Chris. I didn't see any vaginas that looked like mine and porn. I felt like a young black girl watching Disney movies like where's the one with me in it that I was a virgin till was 21 because I thought that like my vagina was like not good enough right. And it's definitely good. I got drunk and hooked up and I've never had a complaint. If anything people are going to want to write Yelp reviews about it yet. >> So that's why I would say it's like just start hooking up now. 18 year old Nikki because you get prime pussy right now and you don't even know what you are post. Double pay double pay. >> I want to ask you. Oh that's great what is. Don't make them too stupid or you steal the show. Are actually good. Yeah I know like you something different. There we go. What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done drunk. Oh you know what I did once when I was drunk. I've got like wasted I was like maybe like 19 and I took a crap in my friends hamper that put his clothes dirty clothes back into the hamper. Yeah. Membered doing. I do and it was like really funny and like he was like a third degree black belt and we were like friends. Some of them were friend were you like shitting your hamburger. Ah no Proser he like called somebody like and was like who. Took a shit. >> My hamper last night and everyone was like it was to Stefano and then he called me like back then and it's like if I see him in the park your dog your dog. So you just met him at the mall. Yeah. All right well those those are Nuki stupid questions. Yeah maybe you like mine better. Yes. Okay so I got you get upset they're stupid but I'm for the first year. You know what I mean you've probably seen this get gotten skipped already because the name is making Glazebrook and I think again. How did you put on the show had so much fun with you. So your connection here. Yeah. Are you feeling good. Yeah. All right good. We're going to Kapos shows the rest of our lives. >> I was still the data right. >> Well that's been stupid questions. I'm pretty sure this is Nikki Glaser.

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Length: 4min 27sec (267 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2018