-How is the baby, by the way? The last time you were here,
you talked about her. She was talking
for the first time.
-Yes. She was saying "wow."
So now she's saying "bye-ee." -It's so cute.
-But it's, like, slang, which is like -- because that's
how we get off the phone
with each other. We're always like, "Bye-ee." So we were leaving
the pediatrician,
she turned around, and she's like, "Bye-ee." I was like, "Oh, my gosh." -Like two words almost?
Like "bye-ee"? Yeah, "bye-ee."
-"Bye-ee!" -Yeah, like three Y's
and three E's at the end. -And a hand goes like this.
-Oh, no way, little hand? -Yeah, the hand.
-The hand goes up, too. -Even when I lay her down
for a nap, she looks up at me,
and she goes, "Bye-ee." -Ohh, come on!
-It's so cute. -I told Bryan, I go, "Should I tell her the right way
to say 'bye?'" And he's like, "Ohh."
And I'm like...
-Absolutely not. -Don't stop her from doing that.
-No, right? -It's so cute. She's so cute
in the show, and I just love -- -Thank you.
-Even when, like -- Just her little face is so cute.
-It's so cute. -She actually
has changed my nickname. So they all call me "Coco,"
but she calls me "Dodo." -Yeah.
-She can't say "Coco." And I'm like, "Brie, I think
we need to change that one." Brie goes, "No." And I'm like,
"Great. So now I went from
'Coco' to 'Dodo.'" -She's Dodo.
-Growing up with you guys, did you always -- because now
you're business partners, you're sisters,
you're on the show together, wrestle together...
-Yeah. -...have you always had
each other's back? Did you always get
each other's back? -Always.
-Actually, no. -What?!
I have always had your back. -Okay, and I'm going to tell you
why she hasn't. So there was this situation.
-Wow. -I know, I talk to my therapist
about this all the time. -Really?
-Yes. -Really?! It gets juicy.
-Geez, I want to hear. -We go back to first grade. I was dressed like a clown
because there was a play
we were doing, and it was rehearsals. And let me tell you,
when you're in first grade,
rehearsals are serious. It was, like,
this big school play. So it was, like, I don't know, probably kindergarten
all the way to eighth grade, which felt like to college. So we were doing it, and I
went to the teacher, and I said, "I have to use the restroom
really bad." And she goes,
"Rehearsals are almost done." So, no, she told me no. I'm first grade.
-Yeah. -So I went back
in my clown outfit, wig, everything,
and I peed my pants. -She started peeing
on the stage. Literally, everyone started
running off the stage. So I started running,
and I see the saddest clown standing like this
and just peeing. And I was like,
"That's not my sister," which I knew it was my sister. And I ran,
and I left her on the stage.
-You totally sold her out? -I sold her out.
-So when you say, "Had she
always had my back?" -Wow!
-She was a peeing clown! -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
A peeing clown. -I was Little Red Riding Hood.
I was like, "No."
-Oh, my gosh. -I asked to go to the restroom.
-That is definitely
therapy-worthy. That is definitely therapy.
-Right? -Yeah.
-I still talk about it. -I mean,
the whole school freaked. I mean, I felt bad for her
when we got home. -But you know what? She gave
the whole school head lice. I actually feel bad for her.
-Oh, my gosh. -Dude, what is happening?!
-She did! -I was the first one who itched
and admitted. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh! -And that sounded really bad. I swear it was lice.
-Oh, my gosh. -But, yes.
-Wow! -But guess what?
They checked the whole school. We all went home with head lice.
-Okay. -Oh, I can't believe she --
Everyone blamed me for that. Like, you all sat there
with itching heads. I was first one to be like,
"This don't feel right. I'm out."
-This is why it makes
a good show. This is why I watch
"Total Bellas." -Anything else?
-Because it's this
the whole time. It's fantastic.
-Yeah. And this was
all first grade. -In the family, yeah. I watched the first episode
of this season, and I've got to say,
it's so good, but it's a tough episode. I felt bad for you, pal.
-Yeah. Right? -Yeah, I love ya.
-Aw, thank you. That was sweet. Thank you.
-Yeah, of course. No. I care about you. I know you're
going through a tough thing. It's been a tough breakup.
-It's been tough. But, actually, I'm,
like, doing so amazing. And that's, like, what you see
more on this season. It's this, like, freedom Nikki
and this, like, new Nikki. And I know some of these people
say that I'm like, "Blah." But it's, like, actually, like,
just, I don't know. She thinks I'm having
a midlife crisis, but, like, I like
to drive Ferraris and go fast
and, you know, smoke cigars. I don't think
there's anything bad with that. Actually, that was one day,
and then I woke up with
a sore throat. I was like, "Never again."
-It's nice to see her more free and, like, moving on.
It is good. But, you know, like,
you do see tough times, but that's why you have a sister
to help you, like, put on dates, put her on dates.
-Yeah, she's the worst. -Put her out there.
-I heard your mom is
setting you up, too. -My mom -- This is what
New York City does to you. So she went bar hopping
with my brother and sister, decided to make laps for me
while I was working for the Evolution match, and invited a guy to dinner,
to a family dinner, and set me up on a blind date.
-Oh, poor you, it was
a Brazilian model. It could have been way worse. -Yeah, that's actually not bad. -I don't care if it was Elmo
from Times Square. You guys literally brought -- -That actually
would have been amazing. -Actually,
I might have liked that.
-Would you ever date Elmo -- Times Square Elmo
would be fantastic.
-I don't know. -No, we just always drive by
and there's like eight of them, and it freaks us out.
-I'm like, "Who do you pick?" -They're a gang.
-And you see their face. -They're a gang
that goes around Times Square. -I feel like Birdie would be
traumatized if she went
to Times Square. -"Hurry up, come on,
give me $5."
-Yeah. -"Take a picture with Elmo.
Let's go." -I'm like...
-It's like, "Tickle me!" Don't say that.
Don't say that. Yeah, don't do that.
-I don't do that
on the first date. -Yeah, first date
you don't do that. -No tickles.
-But you actually did start
dating on the show. -I did. I'm kind of, I don't
want to say playing the field, because I'm not like that,
but, like, I'm having fun, like, going on dates
with a bunch of people. Like, some that I, like, know,
like Artem. -You know something.
-Yeah, I'm married, so I get to, like, see this,
how uncomfortable and
awkward she is, and I love it 'cause I'm never
going to be like this for
the rest of my life. -[ Laughs ] And then making you
laugh. Oh, my God. -It is embarrassing to
watch yourself back on dates. It's -- Like, the first one,
I literally was so buzzed. And I'm like --
-Peter from "The Bachelor,"
by the way. [ Audience "Ooh"s ] -She loves using "The Bachelor."
I don't get it. She's obsessed. I'm not.
-I was like, "Did he
give you a rose?" And she's like, "Stop."
I'm like, "Okay." -She used all the jokes.
-I do it all the time. -I love that.
-But I was, like, so buzzed. My lips were purple 'cause
I drank way too much wine. -I watched it back,
and I was embarrassed for her. I was like, "Whoa,
that's how you are on dates?" -Oh, my gosh.
But she hasn't dated in a while. -I know. It's weird.
-Exactly. -I feel like
I need to teach her.
-Exactly. Eww. You?
-I feel like I'm married
and I know more. -Oh, my God.
-No. Because you watch
"The Bachelor"? -Yeah!
-Exactly! There's always ten Hannah's
on "The Bachelor." -It's like, "Hannah C."
-Yeah, it is. It's true. -"She's having a big problem
with Hannah B. Now, Hannah D.
didn't really like" -- It's like, "Oh, my gosh."
And everyone's an entrepreneur. -Oh, yeah, everyone. -No, they can't say
what they do. Yeah, profession of
a peeing clown. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, girl!
