News Headline: Inmates Break out of Jail, Rob Dollar Store, Break Back into Jail

today is Friday 13th a lot of weird stuff happens on Friday at 13 a lot of people that but nothing weirder than this check this story out I saw a story and the news the other day it says that cops say that inmates escaped jail robbed store and return four inmates at the homes Humphrey County Correctional Facility in Lexington Mississippi get this y'all they broke out of jail broke into a Dollar General Store stole some stuff then broke back into prison these are some people who need to be inmates you can't be this day up done I just don't get that here's what they stole they stole cigarettes lighters cellphones and some other stuff then they went back to jail this is true story I invite this ain't no damn joke they took they ass back to jail all right let me get this right you're free you escaped and then you went back all right now I'm trying I was living the story I was trying to figure out what four people what was the thinking so the only thing I came up with obviously you don't have relatives to send you money so you could put money on your books so you can buy commissary that's why your relatives send your money you used to do look just puzzle like you've never heard of this sit up here and act like you ain't got nobody in jail in your damn family I'm the only one got people in jail you send money to them they put money on the books that I bought commissary so obviously they didn't have nobody doing that so they break out of jail to steal commissary and break back into prison this is crazy to me how dumb of a criminal are you this and then they went to the dollar store you break out of a bad place and go to a worse place but dollar Jilly okay they stole a cell phone from the Dollar General problem is destroyed it they broke into the store was closed ain't nobody there to put minutes on the phone you ain't got no minutes on the phone so I'm in prison and three guys come up to me and they say Steve come in listen this is what we gonna do I got a plan and I'm going yeah yeah what is it they said we gonna break out of prison okay cool yeah I like that what time we gonna do it about 1:30 in the morning I find then what we gonna do all right then we're gonna rob a general store all right okay cool I'll rob a general store look I'm gonna need to pick up some deodorant his stuff anyway cuz when I run I get pretty funky so yeah I was swinging by the Dollar General Store get some ramen noodles and some tweaking stuff we can eat okay cool got it all right all right now what's the rest of them did then we gonna break back in prison everybody ready break no way ho oh whoa whoa whoa did you we're gonna break back into prison if I'd have been in this group this what did headline would have read for people break out three people break back here cuz Steve ass is free [Applause]

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Length: 4min 29sec (269 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 13 2017