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******: He took the name Man... Defender Defender of Motrocity I decided to pick something a little more humble MEGAMIND MEGABOI Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy {Mario casually falling} Megaboi: Here's my day, so far RaaR Went to jail * Le Slap * Still... things could be a lot worse Clarkson: Still! Could be worse! Citizens on a dying planet: BRO WTF GOING ON IN MIAMI?!! Metroboi: "How did it all come to this?", you ask? I DoN'T knOw (really how did it happen?) (Mr. Simons??) Warden: THIEF!!!! Warden: Open up * beep * * beep x4* Warden: MOTHERFU!#@!!!! * calm button repair sounds * (nuh uh) Warden: The fu-? {chair.exe} (where is the owner?) (there he is) Warden: * scream.exe * Megaboi: OOOOH * laugh * * A N G E R * * laugh * * laugh.exe * Megaboi: Good morning {Le spook} {Le scared} {Le happy} Greer OOOOOOOOOOOOOH Great news I'm a changed I'm a changed BUTT And I'm ready to And I'm ready to re- And I'm ready to re-FUK And I'm ready to re-FUK society (would you trust this kind and trustworthy face?) Warden: You are Warden: You are f#cken ass-sucker Warden: and you'll never leave Megaboi: FAAF {le spook} Warden: You got a present Megaboi: Is it a puppy? Warden: From Man "To count every second of your 85... "To count every second of your 85 LIFE SECONDS" Warden: That's funny Chi Chi: For years he's been watching us with his super Chi Chi: For years he's been watching us with his super SOUP Chi Chi: Saving us {shit happens} Chi Chi: Saving us Hal: Wow, okay the stuffy they make you read on the air That's un- That's un-F#CKIN that's un-F#CKIN believable, it's crazy Chi Chi: I wrote that piece myself Brain: YOU F'D UP!!! Hal: * brain_connection * Hal: What I was trying to say was It's f#ckin' bullshit What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that... In our modern In our modern SOCIETY they let, like actual they let, like actual CHILD get onto the news Chi Chi: B!TCH Hal: What are we, like let's just get a coffee or Hal: What are we, like let's just get a coffee or CHICKS Chi Chi: Come on! It's time to get in the Chi Chi: Come on! It's time to get in the MAN Chi Chi: Come on! It's time to get in the MAN PPs DAY { WATCHING RESPECTFULLY } Chi Chi: Mhmmm Hal: And that's making me feel werid Hal: The point is, I would watching like some of that- (NAPALM SPRAY) Hal: Love... Hal: We are not in love (and this guy is not Crazy Frog) {Transformation from a J.K Simmons into ZIM} {Transformation success} "Megaboi": Get back to work! "Megaboi": The city doesn't pay you to loaf {REALISATION} PIGs: FREEZE Cops: FREEZE "Megaboi": Wow, what are you doing? Guys?! "Megaboi": IT'S MEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Man: All right... PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!! Man: Gimme some Man: Come on Man: Give it now Man: Give it to me Yoda: Oh my, it's so much- {LE SMACK} (yoink) (dead) (YEET) (DEAD) Man: HeeH {pose.exe} SIIS You know, I just want you to bring it down a bit (nuh uh) Bring it- (f u) down a bit Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOWN A BIT Boys, a little lower Thank you, fellas Let's get real for a moment Random dude: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Man: YOU SHUT THE FU- Man: The soup museum is cool! You wanna know what the- greer greatest greatest memes you gave me is? Do you really wanna know? Really? AaA I'll tell ya The greatest honor you've given me is... Memes you to helpless people of Metro *BEEP* And at the end of every day {BREATH} well... I often piss myself Citizen 1: You what?!!! Man: * pissin * Citizen 1: You what?!!! Man: I often ask myself... Who would I bee Who would I be without without E Citizen 2: I LOVE YOU, MAN Man: YOU SHUT THE F#CK UP! YOU SHUT THE F#CK UP! YOU SHUT!!! THE F#CK UP! YOU SHUT THE F#CK UP! I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!!! I often ask myself... Was that a bite of '87?!!! Citizen 3: HEY! Fuk you, mate! * orgasm? * * SLAM * Megaboi: I tell you, Minion! Ho- how do I look, Minion? Do I look bad? Megaboi: You always know what to say NOW! Back to laughing * deep breath in * * deep breath OUT * * G A S P * She soosig (SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN) {minus lover} MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Some old ass: Master Windu Chi Chi: Would it kill you to wash the bag? Some old ass: Are you threatening me, Master Jeejdi? Master Chi Chi: SEES Megaboi: You can scream AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *a.exe* all you wish Miss Chi Chi I'm afraid no one can hear you * scream * Megaboi: Wuh? Why isn't she screaming? Minion: Miss Chi Chi, if you don't mind Megaboi: Like this {like this} That's- that's a poor ladies scream {poor boi's scream} Minion: Romania Megaboi: DON'T!!! STOP! Minion: {realisation} Megaboi: To Find out all our secrets Megaboi: To Find out all our seess Minion: {BIGGER REALISATION} Chi Chi: What seees You are so predictable Megaboi: Predictable? Megaboi: PREDICTABLE!? OH UOOU YOU CALL YOU CAAC YOU CALL THIS! PREDICTABLE?!!! NYEH {city f#cking died} Chi Chi: Okay, the spider's new [inner voice] Megaboi: *inner choir scream* SpIDaH? Angel Dust: Horse shit Megaboi: Yeeuhhh- Megaboi: YES! The... The speeps! The speeider! Instantly paralyze- *speeider.exe installed* *pain.exe initiated* Minion: *idea.exe initiated* * B O N K * {the boi rises} {the boi screams} WOOW! {the boi F#CKING DIES} A {DEAD SPACE REFERENCE} Megaboi: HE BIT ME! Chi Chi: Give it up- Megaboi: HE BIT ME! {DEAD SPACE REFERENCE} Chi Chi: Your plans never work [inner voice] Megaboi: *crying* *megaboi.exe* *megaboi.exe* (NOM) A Mayor: I present to Man his new sees museum If you please *pew* *F#CK* ****: Listen, you son of a b!tch! MARK: THAT'S THE GAME THAT WE'RE GONNA PLAY OVER HERE MARK: YOU JUST GONNA SLAP ME AT THE B!TCH SIDE OF THE FACE The "Baby": WTF is your problem?! MARK: YOU JUST GONNA SLAP ME AT THE B!TCH SIDE OF THE FACE SHUT THE F- UP!!! (surprise meatbag) A (vo: gotteeem) Man: YOU SHUT THE F- UP MegaMUUM Megaboi: OOooh Man: Should've known that you'd try to crash the party Shall not soon forget! Man: It's pronounced Man: HOH Man: It's pronounced MEEMS Frank: NO ONE CARES Man: We all know how this ends *laugh* *le laugh* Meth Ray: ENEMY CHASER Chi Chi: Can I go home now? Megaboi: Of cooc That is if Man can withstand the full FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Man: {rly?} Megaboi: Minion... Megaboi: Minion... FAAF Minion: It's still warming up, sir Megamind: Come again? Minion: Warming up, sir Megaboi: WOOW The Cook: Goddamn right Megaboi: FFFFFFFFFFFF Minion: One second Megaboi: F#cken idiot Minion: One second Minion: Why do you always blame me?! Man: {dying} Minion: Why do you always blame me?! Megaboi: BECAUSE YOU ARE RABBIT Man: * B O N K * Man: WHAT A BUNCH OF BALONEY Megaboi: What did he say? Man: Good lord I'm trapped Megaboi: What de fock is you doin', bro? Man: This dome, is obviously lined... Megaboi: Yeah Minion: Sir! UH! Man: Coom... drains my powers Megaboi: Your weakness is cooms?! You're kidding, right? Meth Ray: IMMA FIRIN' MAH' LAZER BUEHG (vo: what a view huh?) (vo: oh sh!t) Megaboi: A {minion.exe} * C O U G H * Megaboi: Well... LeeL Let's not get our hopes up just yet Minion: LOOK Minion: KOOK Chi Chi: Man Megaboi: * GASP * Megaboi: Man Minion: HUH?!! Megaboi X Minion: * PANIC * Megaboi: A (PREPARE URANUS) (PREPARING URANUS) Megaboi: OH GOD! Oh Guh-god-goh-AH Chi Chi: *gasp* (get boned) Minion: Eughh Minion: You... you did it, sir Megaboi: NO SH!T Megaboi: Lot of words, lot of words for what? Minion: *speaking in animal that crossing* Megaboi: LOT OF WORDS HeeH Hit it! (hit it) WUT DE FOCK! Radio: In the hardest times Radio: You have to break your Radio: You have to break your NUTS Radio: What's a woman? Radio: ...Could be dream! Radio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Radio: {DEAD} Pretty brainbot: B!TCH! (MINUS EARS) bich {brain.exe connection lost} Megaboi: First off, what a turnout! Radio: A Megaboi: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH Radio: A Megaboi: Are there any questions? Megaboi: Go on Megaboi: GO ON Megaboi: YES!! You in the back Chi Chi: I'm sure we'd all like to know Brain: Time to take a PISS Brain: WEED EVERYDAY Bob1: Da Fuq? Megaboi: THE FUK?! Megaboi: {casually lagging} Megaboi: {lagging in yakuza} Megaboi: Now slam the door really hard (REALLY HARD) Minion: There he is! Mr. Evil Overlord! Mr. Evil OverLOOL! Minion: No way, not at all, sir Minion: NEVER, NEVER IN A MILLION! Minion: I mean... B I T C H Minion: Yee- Minion: NO Megaboi: HEY HEY HEY! Minion: Is something wrong, sir? Megaboi: Just... think about it... We have We have LOOL Minion: Yes, you've made that perfectly clear Megaboi: Unhappy Hal: And wraar Cause we're done Chi Chi: Okay See you tomorrow, Hal Hal: Wait, Roxie In my house You should come over Rented a bouncy Rented a bouncy clowns It's gonna be sick Chi Chi: Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really- Hal: Noooooo {Hal.exe} Hal: No no no, that's the best part! It will just be like you and me (staring respectfully) Common sense: RUN B!TCH! Chi Chi: Wow, that uhmm... That's certainly- Hal: I did hired wedding photographer Hal: I did hired wedding photographer that's just in case, we were like something crazy happened, and we'd want a picture of it like " maybe we should have this for like EVER " Chi Chi: Uhm, I'm gonna pass Hal: WAAAAAAAAA What's wrong with me Renting a bouncy Renting a bouncy CHICKS?! CLOWNS don't like bouncy houses they like bouncy they like bouncy CHICKS *slam.exe* *SLAM.exe* *pain.exe* HAL: F#CKING TRASH! YOU ENTIRE SPGDSAGEYT (gone) Chi Chi: WHAT THE FU- Bernard: *dies in yoda* Chi Chi: Hello? Is someone there? Who's there? Shrersh: OH HELLO THERE MegaBernard: Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and thirty seven seconds if I were you *table violence* We're having We're having the woows and sees's We're having the woows and sees's removed Chi Chi: Wow Chi Chi: As long as there's evil, good will Chi Chi: As long as there's evil, good will GIVE UP MegaBernard: I wish Chi Chi: I beliil that someone is gonna stand up to MegaBoi MegaBernard: You really think so? Chi Chi: Yeah, it's like they say MegaBernard: {realisation} OH OH OH OH All you need is the right Ingredients All you need is the right ingreer All you need is the right Ingredients Chi Chi: Yeah MegaBernard: GREER Chi Chi: Yeah THE DANK MegaBernard: Yes EARRAPE MegaBernard: Of course gfsgsdfGTYTETETbTe$%TYRWUyueyunaesty4w MegaBernard: Imperative! Oh with that Anyone can be anyone Chi Chi: YEA! {SPEEEEEEEEEEN} {YEET} *PAIN* OOOOOOOH Run! BAA Time to put the time behind the future OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUK ME {BONK'D} Minion: Wait wait WHAT? Why would you do that? Minion: WHAT?! Megaboi: Minion, I'm Megaboi: Minion, I'm SKIBIDIBUP without a without a MDADA WAIT A MINUTE Minion: Wut? Minion: Wut? Megaboi: In other words (No Master Cheecks) Now, ask me how I'm going to do it! Minion: How are you gonna do it? Megaboi: GO ON Minion: How are you gonna do it? Minion: How- Megaboi: ASS!!! Minion: How- Minion: How are you gonna do it? Megaboi: I'm going to give some- (vo: ma dude, yer a bitch) Whenanounonuon I don't know who yet Man's SAUCE BEHOLD, Minion! UOOOU Man's KEK Look closely! Filthy Dandruff: You are fuk Megaboi: Tell me what you see Minion: Dandruff? Megaboi: AHAHAHAHAH YEEY *le laugh* {the dank creator} {the shit creator} *nokia ring* Megaboi: WTF is this sh!t? *nokia ring* Minion: Seems to be emanating from there, sir *nokia ring* *nokia ring* Megaboi: O-llo Minion: Uh, it's hello Megaboi: oh Megaboi: OOOH O-LLO Chi Chi: Bernard, it's Rar Megaboi: It's RAR! Chi Chi: I'm already hot on his trail Megaboi: And what gives you that idea? Minion: Uh, sir Chi Chi: I just found his secret hideout Chi Chi: I just found his secret hideout Megaboi: HOOOH Megaboi: OHOHOHOHO Megaboi: HOW DID SHE FIND MY HIDEOUT?!!! Chi Chi: This is the only building in Meemscity with a fake observatory on the roof Minion: GET F'D!! Chi Chi: *gasp* Chi Chi: *gasp x2* Chi Chi: *gasp x3* Chi Chi: *G A S P* There's a doormat that says There's a doormat that says "Secret E" {PREPARE URANUS} Minion: I kept forgetting where it was from first time experience I can tell you now she's an absolute she's an absolute b!tch Oh no, not you Roxanne Don't do anything, I'll be right there eReeRe MegaBernard: Roxanne Chi Chi: {spook'd} Oh, I'm glad you're here wait, how did you get here so fast? MegaBernard: Well, I uh... {what really happened} {lie} Walking! Chi Chi: In a suit? MegaBernard: Uh huh! It's called... Minion, code... Minion, code "SEES" Megaboi: Oh, code "STFU" Brainbots: INTRUDER INTRUDER INTRUDER Megaboi: IT'S ME YOU FOOLS!! Brainbots: INTRUDER INTRUDER INTRUDER Minion: AaA * A in holy choir * * Pain in PAIN * Megaboi: It's daddy (and this is floor) Chi Chi: *gasp* What've you done with Bernard? Megaboi: Bernard?! Oh yes I'm doing... horrible things to that man I don't wanna get into it but *The Blue Oyster Bar song* MegaBernard: OH PLEASE NOOOO *The Blue Oyster Bar song* MegaBernard: NOT THE LASERS AND SPIKES *The Blue Oyster Bar song* *The Blue Oyster Bar song* Some Mark: WHAT THE F'ING FU!?! A * S L A M * Hal: Roxanne? Megaboi: You gonna break it! Megaboi: You gonna break it! OH SH!T Hal: Roxanne? {it "penetrated"} *gasp* AaA Chi Chi: Wow, it was really exciting Hal: A Chi Chi: Wow, it was really exciting Chi Chi: Wow, it was really exciting Chi Chi: You were really strong in there MegaBernard: Yeah MegaBernard: I know Hal: AAAAAAAAAAA Hal: AAAAAAAAAAA Hal: Da Fuk? Chi Chi: Hal, what happened? Hal: That was weird for everybody Minion: SiiS? (NANOMACHINES, SON) Megaboi: Who is this Megaboi: Who is this FAT FUUUF We've infused with We've infused with power like power *hal.exe* *slip.exe* UOOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAU (Lois look, I'm dead) {hacking the mainframe} Minion: Hallaal Minion: Hallaal Suuts He's 28 years old Actually, no... *all the criminal records in one video* THE FUK?! Hal: Could this day get anymore fantastic (it's about to) A Megaboi: HAL STUA Megaboi: HAL STUATAT Megaboi: HAL STUART Hal? Hal? Hal Stuewart? Am I saying it right? Hal: AAAH Is this a robbery?! Megaboi: Quick, the spray! *the doot-spray* A Minion: Whoops, all out Megaboi: Well use the bonk stick Minion: Oh, right Megaboi: *gasp* Just look at him Minion: Noo, he doesn't look quite the hero type A Power couldn't ask for finer clay *SNIFFFFFFFF* I SMELL "COKE" "Minion": What? MegaDad: Oh you look fantastic (THE NEWS SLAYER) MegaDad: Raar Hal: What's going on?! MegaDad: Easy, my child I, AM YOUR FATHER! I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's formal roommate Hal: HOH?! And you are... what? Space Step-mom: I'm your space step-mom [inner voice] Hal: DAYMNN *brain connection lost* Hal: What kind of meem?? MegaDad: UnfU#$@$!#@$%^E#^ It's unF with- without fuuf Hal: WOAOW MegaDad: Yeah! I know this is alot to take in It may take month for you to come to grips * B R U H * MegaDad: I WASN'T FINISHED! (Shit happens) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND AaA Space Step-Mom: Someone... (SURPRISE MF) *SCREAMS IN NANOMACHINES* Hal: I'm okay! *BRUH* *BRUH* *BRUH* Alstroemeria Records - Bad Apple!! (AYO) What the f are you? Hal: YOU {slapping, calmly} Hal: DIE {ripping legs off, calmly} MegaMannequin: I can't feel my legs! Hal: I said, "Bubba... Hal: I said, "Bubba, they ain't there!" {burn indeed} Now you say something cool back in me Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass MegaDad: It doesn't looks so shiny to me Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag MegaDad: No no no no no WOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAOWOAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH {casually lagging in air } {speeeeeeeen} {SLAM} Megaboi: He is hopeless, HOPELESS! Megaboi: He is hopeless, HOOH SEES! Minion: Maybe we should change tactics Megaboi: you think so? Minion: OOooooh MINION! MI MI MI MINION Minion: Oh you know how boys are they love videogames I could throw a few parts- Megaboi: Can't WAIT I could throw a few parts- MegaDad: Aaaand, action Hal: HOH? NYOOOOOM *happy singing* *scared screaming* MegaDad: Haah... Hah Hah Haah Hal: OH MegaDad: I think you're ready for this NO It stretches, it's for you! Hal: Hey! What's a T stand for? What's that suppose to mean? Narrator: Making a saas *glitching in source engine* FMNAAMNANMA Hal: Oh MegaDad: Do you have someone special in your life, Hal? Hal: no MegaDad: LaaL Hal: But, there's this really Hal: But, there's this really really Hal: But, there's this really really really Hal: But, there's this really really really really Hal: But, there's this really really really really really Hal: But, there's this really really really really really really Hal: But, there's this really good looking one I've got my eye on, currently MegaDad: That's very good Romance is very inspiring Space Step-Mom: Who wants Churro's MegaDad: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MegaDad: I do do Chi Chi: This is Roxanne Chi Chi This is This is ROCK Pleasantly confused Minion: Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir Megaboi: Hoh? Oh! Yes How long is this going to take, Minion And I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet And I will be done with your most terrifying kek yet I'm calling it... [inner voice] Megaboi: Wut da fock!?! Perfect! O O O Ooo OO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gosh, I am running late, I have to go OoO Minion: Wut? Minion: Whats going on here? Megaboi: What? Minion: Wait a minute *sniff* {nose surgery in a second} * S N I F F * Are you wearing JooJTdgdsgdsgDSDYTS * h u h * perfume? Megaboi: This is my natural smell Megaboi: This is my natural saauce Now! Ah Minion: This is about Ms. Chi Chi, isn't it?? You're going on a date with her! Megaboi: Wuh? Minion: DDADADAAAD Megaboi: *wuh.exe* (MegaMegaMegaMegaboi) *laugh* (MegaMegaMegaMegaboi) NoooN Nno UoooooU My main man My main maam *maam.exe* Minion: Oh this is bad THIS IS BAD! YOU FALLIN'!!! *fallin in A* SeeS Minion: What happens {emotional DAMAGE} Megaboi: You are forgetting your place, Minion! {CHECKMATE} Minion: UUUUUUUUUGHGHAGH Megaboi: That's the point of lying {MINION F#CKING DIED} Chi Chi: I know I'm so close Chi Chi: I know I'm so clool *hoh in speeen* Wait a minute {walks in krabs} (pelo falls from 100 floor) Tit? A TiT: Your very own heroic TiT: Your very own heroic COCC TiT: Your very own heroic COCC of pure awesome WeeW What's your name? Just kidding I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU oh And I brought some flowers TAKE IT Chi Chi: No! TiT: TAKE IT!! Chi Chi: Please! TiT: TAKE THE FUCKEN' FLOWERS!! (a calm way to give someone flowers) TiT: Ok, you don't like flowers Chi Chi: AaA TiT: Save ya! Chi Chi: * screams in stinky rat * TiT: You are LUCKY (YEET) Chi Chi: *screams in AAAAAAAAAAAAA* TiT: Have such a great hero here Chi Chi: Don't you ever! TiT: Have such a great hero here Chi Chi: *screams in Kirby* TiT: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!@!! {brain connection restored} Oh OH right right! DUH *bonk.exe* Oh OH right right! DUH I GOTCHA {flies in crazy frog} Chi Chi: Are you crazy? TiT: Well prepare to have your mind blown, lady TiT: Well prepare to have your mind blool, lady IMMA GENETIC FREAK! Chi Chi: What? TiT: AND I'M NOT NORMAL *MEGA FARD* (which one goddamit) Sally: BOOOO!!! Megaboi: O O O O O O Okay, Minion you were right.. We should stick to what we're good at (oof) *whistle on low volume* Brainbot #69: WHAT THE FU- Megaboi: YOUOY! YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YYOYOYOOYOYOYOYO You there! Some random fish: Who? Me? * SLAM * Megaboi: Yeah you! Bring out... the blaal Brainbot #420: WHAT'S THE FUUUF hello there (vo: one of my favorite scenes in the movie) IT'S TIME TO IT'S TIME TO du dududuudud DUEL!!! IT'S TIME TO GO DOWN WITH STYLE {goes down with style} Citizen: AYO WTF?!! Citizen: {fucken died} Local Demoman: LMAO Citizen: {fucken died} Local Demoman: LMAO Some dude: *slam* Some dude: *screams in vegeta* Megaboi: I hear there's a new hero *LMAO* bruh This is embaab Ballsy and incipient (GOTTA GIT GUD) seseseses (MINUS EARS) Irresponsable RUDE!! UNPROFESSIONAL THAT'S WHAT THIS IS! (MINUS EARS) Would MEEM Man have kept me waiting? TiT:Yes! Megaboi: He was a pro! TiT: Heeey, Mega Pepega! You're actually the guy I wanna see Also GET THE F OUT OF HERE!!! What's this? Tullio: GOLD! Megaboi: Where did you get all this stuff TiT: It does belong to me Megaboi: YOYOYOYOY Megaboi: YOU STOOOOLE IT?!!! WUT?! You're a HERO! TiT: I only took the TiT: I only took the gei to get the Wii and it turns out.... and it turns out Roxanne with me Journal: *A* Megaboi: Roxanne Chi Chi? TiT: YEAH! Roxanne Chi Chi I saw her having dinner... and making dinner at some intellectual {tit.exe} That's why I think WE EeeE Megaboi: What?! TiT: Yes Megaboi: No! TiT: Yes Megaboi: NooN! TiT: Yes yes YES Megaboi: Why why WHY?!!! {a.exe} I am the good guy You are the good villain I do something good... {connection of a brain and brain was lost} And you And you COOM That's why I CREATED YOU TiT: Yeey, right Megaboi: I can't believe! TiT: YOU'RE NUTS! Space Dad told me... Megaboi: LOOK, I'm your space dad! MegaDad: You should be more like Man TiT: AaA Megaboi: OH? Don't like that huh? Well there's more Soldier TF2: NO Megaboi: I'm also the intellectual Megaboi: I'm also the intellectual WEEB TiT: When I get my hands on my hands I'm gonna Megaboi: SeeS SEES Bring me to justice! Oh gosh, how I missed this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *bonk.exe* *bonk in source engine* And the Hero strikes the first blool But Evil returns with the baab hand {MEGA B!TCH SLAP} {consequences after megaboi slap TiT} AHAHAH YeeY Yes (PREPARE URANUS) TiT: Get your ass back here boi! Citizen: AAAAAAAAAUGH Megaboi: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Megaboi: SHhhhhh {sneaking in krabs} TiT: Come out you little f#ck! {sneaking in krabs} I wanna see pavement with that big brain looks like a looks like a PAVEMENT Hello? Arm: {hello} Building: {hello} Grandma: Ok * B O N K * Megaboi: En Garde! Ohohohooh *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* {YEET} oof *cs_1.6_item_pickup.mp3* MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA Megaboi: Now that's the Megaboi: Now that's the piss spirit Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter You go first TiT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA {YOINK} Megaboi: *OOOH IN SHOCK* *BONK* Megaboi: *OOOH IN GOD* * B O N K * Megaboi: *SCREAMS IN GOKU* * B O N K * * B O N K x2 * * B O N K x3 * * B O N K -1* * B O N K x2 * * B O N K x3 * TiT: AND MEGAMI- f#cken idiot this was for SPACE! YOU LAAL Megaboi: I mean, I have a few notes TiT: NOTES?!!??! Megaboi: But they can wait You can take me to jail now TiT: Oh nonono Megaboi: Woawwowowo TiT: GAME OVER Robot: I'm gonna br- *fard* Megaboi: Brainbots?!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH * glitching in source engine * {B R U H} {B R U H} BRUH *BRUH* {NOM} *lmao.exe* Guess WHAT You're powerless againts it OH MY GOD TiT: YooOY {STRIKE} Mayor: We're saved, we're saved! Mayor: We're saved, we're saaas'd! TiT has freed us! TiT: Oh, I wouldn't say "FREE" More like.... Mayor: A {STARES RESPECTFULLY} Chi Chi: What do you want? Megaboi: A Chi Chi: Can't you just take them away? Megaboi: I lost my Megaboi: The night you dumped me alone... in the rain The polished nightmare: Hello loyal viewers Chi Chi: NO! {BONK'D} A Chi Chi: Whoops, I guess we're here Megaboi: B!TCH So... this is where he hid it after all these years Mr. Crack: GET OFF MY LAWN Chi Chi: You know, I think there's an apology in order, for the other night Megaboi: Okay, that would be nice but make it but make it NICE todedededede WOW Chi Chi: Can we try to stay focus here? Megaboi: Yes of course, right foofsd Chi Chi: Hey! Come over, and look at this Megaboi: WHAT IS IT?!! {OOF'D} {boi appears} Woaow Chi Chi: Uhmmm... Look Chi Chi: No, what I'm saying is don't you think that it's a little odd the ice hasn't melted yet? Man: {SHOCK} don't you think that it's a little odd the ice hasn't melted yet? don't you think that it's a little odd the ice hasn't melted yet? Megaboi: One of life's great mysteries * C R E A K * (nope) (nope) {nope.exe} (markiplier jumpscare) Man: A Megaboi: A AaaA *a.exe* * double A * (what? it's just a tv with tome sea creatures) (Minion really enjoys it huh?) (GARY?!) AAAAAAAAAAAAA Megaboi: You are alive?! Man: Hi, my name is Markiplier and I've never done drugs How could you dododododo How could you do this You were dead! Megaboi: Are you Ghost? (am I?) Chi Chi: There had better be an amazing explanation for this Megaboi: PEE Megaboi: PEE, apparition *slappin' them cheeks* Shoosh NooN O_O -_- O-O Man: Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay O K A Y You both deserve the truth Man: When your meth ray hit Man: I never felt so Man: I never felt so DEAD Megaboi: OH GODOHFHDS Man: Ruarar Wewiliviw Check this out I can't see through leaaaaaaaaddddd Megaboi: WHAT KIND OF BULLSH!T IS THIS?! Chi Chi: UGHUGHUGHGUGHGUH *bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk * Chi Chi: How could you do this?!! OooO The people of the people relied on you, and you deserted them * DOINK * (critical hit) Chi Chi: You left us in the hands of... HIM No offense Megaboi: Fuk you TV: Was that the bite of '87 TV: I come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehog is- TV: Chinco le p0r- TV: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS TV: BREAKING NEWS TV: BREAK- TV: *bonk* Megaboi: Chi Chi? Chi Chi: Megaboi... I don't even know if you knowing, but if you are... GIVE UP Herb: Give up Chi Chi: The Megaboi that I knew Chi Chi: would have run from a fight Megaboi: Warden! WooW WARDEN!! *slam.exe* DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* Michael!!! If you want to hear me say it? I'll say it! Here it is... AaaA SooS * S L A M * "Warden": Not buying it Megaboi: BOO "Warden": A Hal: This is the real world! And you need to WAKE UP (hoh?) Random Citizen: The F is this piece of sh!t? "Megaboi": WAKE UP LIEUTENANT Hal: REEEEEEEEEE Building: {breakes in lego} Chi Chi: *screams in yoda* Chi Chi: *screams in chi chi* Chi Chi: *screams in reverse* Chi Chi: *screams in reverse yoda* Building: {rebuilds in lego} Chi Chi: No Snotty Hal: "We- we can't be staying out late" Whatever I'll do what I WANT! "Man": Please, let's have a little for public transportation Chi Chi: You came back! Chi Chi: You came "Man": You were right, Roxanne Chi Chi: {oof} "Man": {LMAO} Hal: Ooooh I- WooW I- I thought you were I thought you were BRUH "Man": My death was... So... (PREPARE URANUS) *the preparation for ultimate punch* *and also the sound destructions of the city on the background* Hal: AaA! {powering them legs} Hal: YEEY "Man": You f#cken' b!tch! "Man": Get yo ass back here!~ Chi Chi: WooW! Clocks: TICK TOCK MOTHERF#CKER "Man": Going somewhere? Hal: AAA {the mega stare} {SPEEEEEEEEEEEEN} HOH?! {BONK'D} "Man": You know whats good for you, TiT "Man": You'll stay out of Motrocity Hal: You got it! {gone} Hal: STOP! Hal: WAIT A MINUTE! But there's only one person I know who calls this town Montrocity Megaboi: Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Hal: Yooooooooooo Megaboi: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU Hal: Nani?! {BONK} {the mega stare} Megaboi: Hahahuhaha Hal: Do you honestly think, you are f#cking funny?! Hal: B!tch! * S L A M * Hal: YOU F#CKING UGLY LITTLE CU- Megaboi: A Megaboi: *screams in rage* Chi Chi: The invisible CAAC HEY! Remember that night that I dumped you? Chi Chi: Do you really think that I would ever be with you? Megaboi: *cries in pain* Hal: This is the last time you make a you make a foof out of me {TRIGGERED} *fard* {consequences after TiT slap megaboi} *slam.exe* *screams in pain* {crawls in krabs} Hal: You're SOOS Megaboi: Hey, Ron Hal: Hey, Billy * R I P * (hello there) (b!tch) Megaboi: So... this is how it ends BUT I'M NOT DONE YET What can I say?... DIE HARD Hal: Say bye bye, Roxie Hal: Say bye bye, Roxie Oh shit GET F'ED

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Length: 39min 10sec (2350 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 10 2024