New Life SMP - Ep.5 - My Brand New Base!

that's not gonna end well [Music] you all know that I have new merch the chromia color block hoodie is available for a few weeks on pre-order and a bunch of different sizes and free shipping worldwide I am over the moon with how this hoodie came out it is super comfortable super high quality and super super cute so if you're interested in getting your own hoodie make sure to click the link in the description head over to the website and buy it while you can now with either way let's get into the video hey guys and welcome back to the next episode of New Life SMP so before we dive into it I am a little bit sick and have been sick through recording this video so if you notice my voice change in different clips it's because certain ones were filmed before I was sick that ones are filmed when I was even more sick and now I'd say I'm kind of like getting better but I've just come out my house to notice this Phillies freezes fridge freezers and freezing freezers great commercial I'm gonna buy them all there's a QR code which I'm just gonna leave on the screen for you to scan because I know what it does and it's quite good but there are coordinates so let's go buy something I don't know I need a freezer for but I'm gonna just take a bunch of things I don't know what the price is I think this is it which yes it is and what are you stop the door opens and his arms called oh my goodness this is amazing okay let me insect let me inside oh there's a tiny fridge a fridge top and a freezer top oh so like it has like a fridge on the top or as a freezer on the top compared to a freezer on the bottom and then in here is the Xbox fridge can I just put cabbage rolls in here I can whoa you don't actually do the freezing part though whereas you do have the freezer apart because the freezer bet is meant to let me turn rotten flesh into leather and I kind of want this one but there's just because I'm a glutton for special things even if I don't need them one gold block I can do that plus it looks like someone else has bought one so I'm gonna take the last one better get the ace I'm gonna take the ice I'm assuming that's like complementary and then in here I should probably grab like a mini fridge do you know just do what I need it to do I can't someone's bought them all actually I'm gonna get a white fridge pop that in there grab more ice pleasure doing business with you shut the door and at home okay so now I just need to put the fridge in here somewhere I just don't know where I think I'd rather keep this one as you know like even people have like a second fridge in their house or like in their garage in this one can be my actual fridge mainly because I want people to put all of the stuff from here into the fridge I don't know how to shut the door though oh I just punch it Phil does mean however I need to find a place to put the crafting table there and there never fancy Xbox fridge which means I can go and take down that sign and I also probably can pick up all my copper because it seems like it's aged and there we go that's all the copper garden and I have it and my inventory nice now I have been breeding bees and putting down different beehives around here because I need a bunch of Honey to wax some of this copper I've also just noticed this little powder has been here and he's been here for a while you just kind of keeps watching the bees like if I stand a little bit look just watches the bees like he doesn't go anywhere else it's like he wants to be hubby and like I can run by him he isn't bothered by it so I'm gonna grab one of my name tags open the word b and then there we go this is be the parrot I'm not gonna tame him I'm just gonna let him be a wild parrot but he seems to just enjoy vibing there and I'm not gonna stop him oh stop it stop it oh hello jivi hello how you doing what's going on well you haven't seen my new origin yet but basically I'm the good guy and um I'm just making everyone's lives easier and I just thought Scott I know you and you've been teleporting around quite a lot and I've thought quite annoying doing that now so I thought why don't I just put everything you need in one room dude you don't need to be tired anymore you can just stay in here so you've got a farm downstairs from your sheep I bought a couple in why is it ironing table upstairs in my attic because I thought you know you don't need to why are you so sharp you don't need to leave anymore you don't look you've got sheep in here you got food you've got you've got crops here right and if you come upstairs you've got a water source there you got that come upstairs you've got a piece of cactus and bamboo I don't know if you need that or not and then we've got the the enchantment table in the Attic you don't need anything else no more teleporting just chilling um you don't seem happy aren't you tired no I enjoy being able to just you know like and then I'm outside oh you you're not it's not a not a bother for you no why are you so sure what are you now I'm your your local server superhero you're right here you look like Spiderman Marvel turn off the video it's not what it looks like I've got the powers of doing this [Music] oh um Sanders [Music] oh you like that oh wait hear me say it hear me say it oh you're saying good guy good guy okay it seems to hurt you every time you do it are you are you okay Jimmy I tried to make your life easier all right I tried thank you um I I Spider-Man here no no no good guy no good oh with this origin I can eat anything now so this is this is nice it's not Spider-Man otherwise they will be after me it's good thank you good guy thank you definitely will not murder everything you put in my house yeah I take no responsibility for that look at me go I'm gonna go teleport them to the bottom of the ocean I think we'll just go over probably like here and then we'll just go right well I guess I need to clear up all this I've just been informed good guy can't swim and I put him into the bottom of the ocean so he doesn't know this origin doesn't know that I can't swim no I definitely did not know what it was sorry you can't swim I sound worse than I actually am but there's not much you can do this is just what I sound like now so flip has asked me to head over to help him with something and I'm not sure what that is so we're gonna head over there and see what he wants huh what what why am I banned I mean I know why but right over here hello look at that movie perfect timing hi Scott hi we're in need of your skills as long as you got a buddy you're allowed on the island Scott and we need your skills and I got a deal for you okay you see these factories well Factory yeah and this thing over here I need iron and I know you probably need iron too yeah I can do that too now I need you to teleport a zombie who is inside of here okay I need you to teleport him into the water there in the middle okay two seconds what did I get for it iron lots of iron I'll take it lots of iron I can't go in there because I can't get wet I can't get moist ever he needs to go right down there on that thingy just right here yep that's perfect ah that's awesome you get free Iron Man uh no no next step we need three villagers here and three villagers over there okay where are they are they in a hole or no that's that's where you come in well yeah that's that's where you come in yeah get it go get him and bring him back thank you do you know where villagers are I mean there's a village over there there's Village over there there's probably one over there okay so you won villagers in here three villagers here three villagers over there six villagers I'll go see what I can do two seconds thank you Scott I'm like sick and they're making me do manual labor this is awful are there villagers here oh there is there's two here and I push you to be sir I know you both want to have this conversation that's funny okay everyone in oh oh my God what just happened I got you some and we need one more okay I can't see them so you're just going to tell me that they're there oh they're there trust me okay there's one yeah there's five here yeah and then Mark this and then I'll be back in a minute okay ready they do flower stuff I got one there's one okay where's the other you said we lost one what yeah there's two already here we lost one he ran away okay I may be able to just move them when he's in the Box I'll just go get another one okay I think he's got thank you you look like you want to go live in a farm let's go did that work is there three in here yep you're good perfect I'll be so rich now dead uh you have a third you have a third yay night time yeah now we need to wait for it night time and then we break all the planks and not the beds well if that's been done my part I can just come back when it's done you contribute to make it work yeah thanks so much Scott I appreciate it you're welcome my way out uh I'll get that oh you know I think we need a ceremonial Scots no longer band yeah breaking of the signs yeah more than just a day pass to come and use the farm yeah yeah Scott thank you for your service this time you did your transporting for good and uh you're a welcome back on to fliplandia yay don't no I saw you mark me I'll put the sign back Scott oh I always get to teleport so while I love my little starter house I have kind of outgrown it my cooking area isn't big enough I'm slowly running out of storage space for so many things I had to even make a little Shack down here just to store all the extra wood because the fires were too good and I just don't have space but that is where the copper comes in so I was oxidizing a bunch of copper and I have a bunch of materials here because I'm gonna build myself a new house saturated up here on this lovely bit of flat land this house will feel more me so let's get to the time lapse [Music] okay this is what we have so far I just need to go ahead and do some of the detail work because I'm putting some glass in some more trim and such and I'll come back to you when it's done and there we go that is the house done I'll do a little free cam sort of fly around there is a few bits up here that still need to oxidize to then be the fill color but I have waxed all of the middle sections so it won't go off and this is what we're working with on the inside we just have a little downstairs area you come upstairs and there's an open upstairs area I want to put a few kind of crate things a cooking area and I also want to display a bunch of fan art in this build as the plot so Caleb has asked me to meet him at spawn for something I'm not sure what but it just said it was important so I'm gonna head over there let me grab some food you know I'll give him some salmon and let's head to spawn hello Scott Hi how are you Hi good thanks for coming yeah of course what do you need I've got a little bit of setup uh yeah this is this is about as advanced as I've ever been that is so this is for you oh okay oh well for you let me do some salmon uh oh you gave me gifts this paper serves as a legal notice the Scots major and leave her with me I receive a key referred to group at abundance of pegs and that's even notice I also Fleet for a members group not murdery pegs it's hopefully these YouTubers have to kill all of the pegs everything illegal because I've decided to sue you for the following you're you're suing me just just read that read those out I think Cosmic mass panic yep to me 125 counts of murder did you count somewhere accurate I actually think it was more showing no emotion towards the animals that I care to play about because I care more of it there's the servers of validate to withstand just being alive no that I don't have a good Scottish accent I will see you in court so long and good night do we even have a car no look right as of right now no oh I said I seek legal counsel there really is there's no one on This Server so yeah that's what I was gonna say hey what did you just do Audrey don't you do your twinkly stuff twinkly stuff what do you mean yeah I don't know well I guess particles going oh okay I guess I take this right yes and I guess we'll work out the legality oh there's someone I definitely don't trust I'm gonna go find a lawyer I suppose yeah there's about 150 again um more pork chops that's what you're saying anyway Stephen Carter you will read this day you'll ruin this day I also marked them so I can just like teleport with them at some point I have things I need to do anyway that's there's no Courthouse there's no we don't need to worry about anything we're fighting okay well for safe reasons I will pop this here well legal drama aside I want to move a few things into the house I want to get up a bunch of art which means if I go into year and faint immersive paintings I go here this is what I need to make paper and some dye so I have a few little art pieces I want to put up the first one is by Odyssey on Twitter and needed this really cool one of me here with my little teleporting Rings this next one is also by Odyssey which has done me with the cute little flowers and a little copper Golem and this other one is by solar satellite who did this cool one with like the Galaxy rings I love it if you do any cool new life related art make sure to tag me on Twitter using a hashtag s major fanart I also check the Scots major tag on Tumblr to find some fan art there so make sure to tag me with that and with new life SMP so I can find it so now that the house is built before I start putting all the deck or stuff in I want to go adventuring to see if I can paint any other cool things to display because I have a slightly bigger house now so once I've put the storage on such end I'll be able to display a bit more things and I better find some cool things okay I've just come out adventuring to like find an area to go and look at all of these colorful cows they're so adorable I definitely want to take one of you home at some point ooh what do we have here someone's been here why not join in ah holy my Jesus that's a lot of things happening and I need to part of Shader so I can see oh there's like a little Lush cave some drip Stone oh this is cute oh what are you you were the thing that was in the update that didn't get voted for weren't you a moss keeper thing your eyes are kind of Shifty I don't trust it let's keep going whoa and whatever this place is oh um oh oh okay well this is scary but there does appear to be a few chests and I'm wondering what I can look here oh no Fame right now don't make another noise I need to be able to see so I know where to teleport to okay what is setting you off I didn't do anything is it me talking oh no um okay there's a warden over there so I'm gonna stay over here I think like hole um okay terrifying I can't do my group teleport home here because if I do you'll walk into it um I'm gonna go this way don't make me hey buddy I don't know why I'm marked but I hope it's something [Music] oh I'm gonna sparked like a chicken sorry to whoever I sent down there that was horrifying ah I've now just remembered the last thing I marked was CPK that's not gonna end well [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Dangthatsalongname

Views: 86,734

Keywords: Scottish, Slang, Scotland, Funny, Accent, Guy

Id: efHRNel7M8k

Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 17 2023