New Coin! - Griftlands Ep8

what is going on you beautiful people welcome back to grim flans let's get back to Rukh just finished our second day our friend is still with us a little awkward but yeah that's fine what happened yesterday it's been a while since I recorded this got three super friends Koga hates us cuz we killed her friend Lily's an idiot Fleck fists what does he hate me Alondra though likes me going for a burn battle deck burn overcharge in a gamble negotiation deck I think we're doing a good thing here I'm really excited to get back into this I don't think it's gonna go well because we haven't unlocked anything and we don't know how the storyline progresses kind of like with Sal I didn't know how the auction worked so I just chose the wrong thing and then then ended up literally making me screwed or just kind of a bummer kind of a bummer that they would even give you an option to just completely blow your run but friends still here came to experience on Raw I did what to her have all grunts like a grease fires you approached package came for you who let that it'll leave a name just a package it was true died in there somewhere have all I'm sure of it just taking before explodes yeah so I'm thinking what is it you hold your breath as you pull a string that's the best I got no explosion must be my lucky day whose papers note address you in complex cipher it takes a moment to decode no the last years of training have allowed you to grasp the most of the work at a glance an innate device located deep fog rumored hermetic faction secure the loyalty of one of your contacts using that enclosed intelligence either one of them should know more about these boggers buggers tell just file itself or visit locations of a bog and camp with large cache of ancient technology kind of leave that either Baron's arise would literally kill for so give it to Calandra or give it to fillet mo I'm gonna be honest here I like the idea of what Calandra is doing I think fillet mo is just is it it for the profits and like yeah sure economy is important but there needs to be some checks and balances in place so make sure things don't go unfettered so for the moment I'm gonna go ahead and pick the side of Calandra you know what actually can I go back in here and talk to this pup punishment he's gonna offer me a different coin and I I don't know a kind of let's let's just read up tyrants coin on heads you applied to composure with random target and on snails you gain one dominance what is it right now heads we gain one composure to a random argument and in snails we do one damage randomly turtle coin pie apply three composure to your core resolve and snails apply one composure to all of your arguments well this is the side about to pay for this aaaah squeaking poser to a random target and snails draw card discard a card well this is like clearly superior right I wouldn't mind the turtle coin what do I have to do for it trade your coin in for the turtle coin pleasure to hold again for sure great rice what that was free I wonder if I lose something later on like they're gonna be like wait where's your soldier coin he's a fake how do I view my coal resolve now to make sure I'm not Annie you my lucky coin there we go that's just great dude that sounds great one random damage is nothing breeding my core and then one on snails to everything else great seriously though what's the catch we have a lot of money and somebody in the comment section was just like dude spend your money like just use it up and and make yourself more powerful when you can so I mean I'm finally going to the black market right now just see we can't buy something special start off the day by maybe even just buying a graft what are our grafts right now we still have room for to battle grafts and one negotiation and loads of money I want to pet though seriously I want to pet me up for grafts start of each negotiation rig two heads didn't I have something like that already each time you gamble and get heads draw a card oh god that's good I don't have anything like that we do a lot of like if heads blah blah blah so that would be a good one start of your turn gain one wine I don't know what a wine is wine is an argument with to resolve at the end of the owners turn this argument gains one resolved probably good whenever you discard a card deal to damage to a random enemy argument I don't think we have a good discard build combat grass what he got two bonus sandwich two targets with ricochet you only have like one ricochet card pinball the start of each battle apply for ricocheted to a random target for ricochet that's what if we got both of these also Bank draw three extra cards at the start of a return at the end of your turn take one damage for every card in your hand above three nah try pinball we can get scatter shot too but let's leave one open grab - extra damage is gonna be minimal here in the end we wanted to we could try to remove our parasites myself down by 10 though ah it's so bad I hate it so much rosiness here to get rid of this known thug we do draw cards tell me flip snails right each time we flip heads I got to buy right two heads apply one burn to a target enemy that apply burned two all enemies equal to the burn on the target wildfire done that's all my money and that's our second wildfire in fact yes let's really really try to hunker down here on our burn deck just to go over again what burn does at the start of your turn take damage equal to the amount of burn and deal half as much to all allies remove all burn so it's a one-time thing but if we scorch them like this car applied to scorch whenever burn is triggered remove one scorch and half of your burn instead of all the burn so let's say that an enemy has six burn it'll lose six damage to that enemy plus three damage to everybody else all the burn goes away if it's scorched and now it'll do six damage to itself three damage to everybody else and then it'll move down to three and once quartz will go away three burn was left next turn it'll lose three damage to that one damage to everybody else but if we have wild fire let's say that it had six burn we wildfire them applies one more burn so that's seven burn then applies burned to all enemies equal to the burn and the target so now that person has seven burn everybody else has seven burn and I would think that for each target it'll do seven burn damage bump that down to four or three depending on you know well if it has scorch of course and then it'll do three or four to everybody else and then the other person with seven it'll do seven damage to that and three and three to four to everybody else and then it's so forth and so forth and it's just gonna be like this crazy combo hopefully maybe if we can get everything together we could think about removing some other cards like like blasts like any card that does not give a burn we don't want to overload our deck with things that are not burnt basically all right let's go kolandra I got stopped in the way alone Jake confronts you I think I know where no that's a different guy back me up and they'll pay back you up with what you see I want money or do I want to potentially do the right thing the Jacob tales and steps behind you before you can question him further you were joined by the rise there is I kind of like the rough I mean I'm I'm like they choosing the rises side she already Jan dislikes me because remember she was working at the place and I made her come with me and asked Jen what they want with Kwok II convinced kawaki to page and back why would then Jan be on kawaki side I'm like you should pay Jan back and Jan's like no he shouldn't defend Kwok II know I just some on Jan's team here I just don't want quoi key to hate me what I want with Kwok aw you must know he sold us a load of defective weapons and almost got me killed by Barron's I want my money back in weapons okay that's a good enough reason let Jan to deal with quacky quacky will have a diminished opinion of you I'm thinking about convincing Kwok II to page and back yeah sounds like a bum deal quacky I just don't understand why James on his side don't listen to him you're such an idiot Jan you shouldn't Jan should like me after this what do we got we saw our friends here choose up to two cards to discard is that one of our crafts just got the two cards and draw as many we're currently on snails so we can set the coin and use these for free and draw 2 cards draw two cards here at one card here might as well all right what we got couple gamble things for composure six damage to all enemy arguments if only we could rig heads right now and maybe we still can let's do it's not the coin two heads now these are free spark bear and permit apply five composure expend replenish destroy to use raw I got robbed which means I had to go ahead and and flip the coin again which gave me another heads I've already got eight composure on this damn thing don't have a way to rig it though this Rolla son was upgraded that's gonna be good what does this guy's ability whenever they deal damage they gained composure equal to unmitigated damage if it's fully mitigated he takes damage okay so we have a gap block block block block super block build it provides a car let's get some regen here apply for composure draw two cards discard a card set the coin expense it's not what I want but here's what I could do I could set the coin hey easy there what were you doing the hitboxes are a little weird here like like if I scroll down to twisted flip side when it went expands the deck it makes the deck bigger it pulls my pointer outside of the hitbox clay clay help clay set the coin - snails this time god that's so good do three damage attack twice and kill his Jan sabotaging my negotiation get out of here moose head split go heads please damn eleven block though just in six on here just for like what existing great good deal we do need to pick this thing up though the longer we wait the harder this gets we could take his name absolutely should damage spills overwrite damage spills over yes it does and to make sure for damage coming in to my stoic set the coin - snails get extra composure on that in bonus damage Joe [Music] what do you just got must be targeted targeted so they spell targeted British people can spell that way get out of here ragheads deal the damage spin the coin with that block and block and block me block block ursins so going it's still going wow love it let's try to finish this now we get brain Gil's and get brute leveled up I guess gamble if get heads place so I'm talking about not you're done super done I don't think we lost any resolved there because I'm just super good none of that our decks so good routes upgraded three to four hits all targets nice alright alright I'll pay them back going to ruin me but I'd rather not die over this Jan loves you yeah that's what I'm talking about receive a free RPG once a day from a member of the rise eight to ten damage hits all targets a that's what I'm talking about jammed she's the one though they kind of she had a rocket launcher and she [ __ ] some [ __ ] up money will go a long way and the other guy doesn't even dislike me oh man good news nice little bonus question have a RPG for me rook got this your piece of equipment ready for you careful though they're not I was up to code RPG nice Alondra I got some [ __ ] your clones with a dossier I have something for you laundry relief to the papers so the boggers found themselves a weapon cash this bog addled fools are more likely to worship them and put them to good use in the right hands those weapons could topple the Barons so you want me to retrieve them no it's too big of a job for just one person and I don't trust this report not yet at least we'll discuss it again soon and need to consider our options press Calandra for details so what I'm gonna do with the cash if it's real I intend to take it by force comes to that but there might be a better way the boggers are a hard bunch to read with the boggers they worship the bog it was like like it was some kind of living thing I mean it kind of is like it's attacking us it's responding Limor fighting ex parents all right that's my work always work to be done mole fixer or trade secrets negotiation or negotiation Rena is a mole working for the spark Barons and feeding critical information to the rise cologne to realize and then information to direct operations but lately Runner has stopped talking talked to run and figure out how to turn the tap back on get a graph for that he could have grabbed for both of these or still secret research data from the Barons and sell to the highest bidder to raise funds for the rise do mol fixer you weren't our only Seagal weapon you know I'm not this is staggering yeah well sometimes you got to ferret out the secret from more than one direction little mole in the Barrens he hasn't been responding to our messages lately they'll figure out what's wrong be careful all right I don't want them jeopardize any more than they already are a school back on the road again hey this ain't public property I don't know who you are but you better get the heck outta here before I bust your face cause I'm with Calandra she wants to know why you haven't reported in lately Kandra I don't know where and if I did I would admit to it something the kind of thing that could blow once cover if I had a cover to blow that is I see I suppose there are many threats that could blow ones cover on this side of the bog oh definitely like in a Co for instance he's a real stitch and once he gets his paws on a juicy secret well it could be a real threat to any operation if you catch my meaning I believe I do but you won't catch me admitting it Emeco spends most his time in the rec center if you could lure him out there and into the open we could neutralize the problem Emma Cole loves me right Nicole loves me I saved his life remember I don't think killing him right now it'd be the appropriate response I do enjoy making things neutral ask about him ago why with sells own mother for a rusty she'll demand payment for my services or a ID there's no there's no way around this I don't know he's not a double triple agent and he's gonna work within the code and try and kill me and then they're gonna both hate me Morano will have a diminished opinion if I demand payment I just had to do this is bull crap all right best to see yourself out thank you oh I've been so scared remember don't let anyone else hear you talking about me - Emma Co on Baron property get them out of the rec center before you make your move so I kind of like maybe like potentially team up with Emma go and tell them that like this is a plan I don't like this here we go diving in you went to the rec center it smells of bear and sweat this area is for spark barons only provide identification or leave I'm working for flame oh you can check my contract on file see guard ambles off there's some searching you find amico working on his reps hey how's it goin trick Emeco into following me attack Emeco or war nimac oh about runners plan how do i play both sides he loves me he loves me sounds like run us an idiot's run is supposed to spy on the the barons not necessarily kill him right [ __ ] dude this is dumb this is so dumb I hate honestly don't enjoy doing this whole double triple quadruple septuple side thing run assent me he's ready to discuss the terms of your silence those what to say we should go somewhere private discuss this further hey this a lot cashout gain one damage every time you gamble wherever this card is damage is reset when played it's gonna be a saucy card let's do the spin thing for oh man [Music] this coin is amazing remember the more gamble we do the more cash outdoes gamble more in your heads please hell yeah heads yeah cash out let's get that thing upgraded a 19 block if I only had like a graph that allowed me to keep the composure or the block between turns that would be unbelievably powerful well what's this ability oh I got a new parasite now when this card reaches full XP it's destroyed what is it when this part is drawn discard a random card from your hands that's not good which one is to be discard in MCOs got three composure for east hostile card I draw okay and because tack deals one more damage when this argument is dismissed maybe just finish this thing right now if i play my cards right max damage gamble on a head this is over tails snails whatever shoot got to health left let's finish this come on heads done oh man pull off upgrade about two cards or draw two cards and snails no definitely heads raw upgrade gamble then discard a card or gamble and draw a card definitely draw a card I do admire the way you outwitted poor runner truly a masterful act perhaps when this is done we could dismiss a mutually beneficial partnership yeah yeah but you can learn a thing or two for me sure lead the way grifter we can discuss details as we walk here goes he's gonna get punched on the deck kill amico is the secluded bog location come to a nicely secured spot where's Rona oh sure you are gonna say something is creeping me out you're not you're not gonna kill me are you did you [ __ ] well okay hold that thought because I just figured hey you know what I should take a vacation I can just disappear and running won't know the difference not if you cover for me how's that sound the man payment to spare amico let amico go or attack in the ko I that that sounds nice but he might be lying if I'm gonna play both sides I'm gonna let him go but now he knows that I was going to kill him is he no longer he's gonna hate me is this gonna come back to bite me in the the Wiener do I really care about run uh no let him go fine get out of here and don't let anyone see you ever again Mathieu thank you you start formulating a plan to convince run on that you actually did your job guys so we still get the benefit of him loving me let's go talk to run out run is gonna just die probably but okay I totally care about each individual person on this how dare you think that I don't but you know I'm saving lives here okay what do you want I've never met you before and this is our first conversation but apropos of nothing have you taken care of our little problem you got to convince them now this is BS what problem things we have never had one yes choose up to two cards to this car the what do we have take its name do I have his name on this Ronna it's not on there huh I got a do nice nice nice things are nice stole my bluff you douche let's gamble groans what head snails heads this is free we need to draw a card two cards actually free again and we get to draw two cards great I can set the coin right now I need my rig heads so I can deal six damage to everything let's just hope for it head heads me nice more head place nice look at this freaking coin man I'm gonna gamble once more and then I want to cash out this is gonna upgrade to very nice their heads oh you're done you're so done whoo upgrade my head split upgrade my spin don't wonder for damage gamble once per I'm gonna get a damage this is one of six or this is three guaranteed let's do one to six I'm a gambler lord knows I'm a gambling man if we did have one well it's certainly long gone by now I get your meaning loud and clear rook you don't know my name I appreciate all you've done even if you officially didn't do anything at all huh he's dead dead man walking if I was that dog guy Emiko I would totally have lied about disappearing I'd go right back and tell them all and then we would just go kill run uh and yeah I think things gonna sometimes a fan for sure hey what's up guys I totally am doing good stuff mission complete good work rook but you should clear out before anyone sees us talking was never even here draft me start negotiation rate two heads don't forget the first argument you create every negotiation build two bonus damage with ricochet hey that's the one that we were going to buy how many slots do we have one each one each um let's just do the ricochet one then if you're just gonna give it to me and then buy stuff by Rhys equipment buy a cobble dog yes do it any Kaba dog final gobble dog shudders pathetically well can you upgrade the compactor can I get a good for a one I'm kidding this one's perfect stomp on me dog still got her blonde life team - all right what's next limited time opportunity debate with Ulta or enemy exposed debate with Ulta is practice debate with Ulta to upgrade one of your negotiation cards this will cost some resolve or Kouga is secretly meeting with the contact you have a chance to eliminate them quietly before the meeting I don't understand like Kouga hates me right so wait what are we just like we're just killing her friends just because like for fun I don't get why I would do that lets up good a negotiation card unless Kouga is like gonna you know meet up with people and then come ambush me which could be totally a thing I can spend some resolve though this would be fine all to debate with me upgrade cash out is a good card upgrade raw or head-turner upgrade cash out currently gained one damage over time to gamble wherever this card is damaged is reset when played expend this does not expend it I can continue to use it this will start it at four damage analog from there let's do the non expending Ulta launches into the nuances of debate you lose a bit in the frenzy but hey you pick up a bit to lose one resolve oh no next can't believe our luck you know at first I thought you were as likely to sabotage has helped me but desperate times call for desperate measures in so far your array of Hope it's not like you to speak so optimistically Calandra I'll take that as a compliment good because that's how I meant it and it'll take another miracle to make me repeat it thanks to you and those beggars thanks to you in those boggers we've got a chance to end the barons once and for all or at least end their tyranny to osh news with one salt like I take it got it in one but what we need is for fillet MOTU follow your lead time to milk your old war buddy for what he's worth rook you know whatever you gotta do to make him sure you're his loyal friend do it all the workers under me would gladly die for the cause a small sacrifice if it meant freedom for us all that's quite the commitment so she's like allowing me to play both sides and be a dick to her her people as long as it gets the end goal we signed contracts that will follow us to our graves if not see us there all the sooner none of us are afraid of permanence guys so what the hell I do that I just go work for a fillet mo just go get some fellatio let's go stop in the way you there stop you know like wash your dreads out person Felina she's a or clobber may help you the boggers stare you looking for something after an uncomfortable moment they speak the bug grows within you but you are not worthy of it I will take it out the process will be painful but the bog must be made whole again you will comply let her remove my tendrils it's my expend parasite hatch does that mean does that mean I'm going to then lose 10 max health it this seems like a situation in which I could get rid of it without losing the max health but I don't know though maybe not try it I don't really want to fight so let her do it planer removes tendrils I lost that I lost the 10 health bog has been satisfied someday you may be worthy of his embrace I mean it's good that we don't have it but damn it thought it was more special than it was top fillet shell rock we're in the deepest trenches have you been I've heard numerous reports of the rise having some lead on the boggers but nothing has come back to me surely you must have heard something tell flame-o about the cash but a secret I can't say I've heard anything of the sort I'm sorry to disappoint to say spit well keep your ears to the ground and tell me if you learn anything I'm sommore show idle hands become slippery tentacles as they say what do you have to keep a fellow of my skill occupied less the tides catch me up and there win in this there's always something let me look through the days reports rescue a baron from rise trial or investigate a crime scene for the Barons crime scene I always picked the one that seems easier and it ends up not being easy you should find this one interesting to remind you the front lines I imagine seems the rise have gotten a hold of some explosives you know maybe I should have rescued somebody because then somebody could have liked me or loved me again more people loving me adoration and live for it I live for the Boone's so uh rise have gotten a hold of explosives they've already been used blew up one of the workers dormitories they blew up their own housing perhaps to make a point spark bare and sweep the bunks during shifts to ensure no one is smuggling out any relics fortunately the bomb went off too early all they managed to kill was a couple of their own stragglers good luck aside we need to see is this opportunity to vilify the rise no I declined it and did the other one rescue a baron the rise kidnap one of our four men and his keep locked up it's a ransom situation possibly they've taken holding mock trials to tally up the alleged crimes what sort of crimes rights violations slavery some trumped-up charge or another Oh poppycock of course two signed waivers they'll undoubtedly find go to guilty and execute him while they're at it and the problem with four minutes that well I'll owe a payout to his next of kin I'd prefer that wasn't on the fiscal report this quarter you understands all I hate all of this let's go let's just do it janda parently did the foreman napping so that should be your first stop yeah and she loves me stop hitting me against my own friends I had to convince Jan's now who loves me hopefully she doesn't hate me then dan asked about god you're Jen Jess we've met so many times I understand you had a part in goads arrest you got a grievance have you convinced her intimidate her beat her up convinced Jen to go deserves a fair trial let's see what he did working folks to death for a start betraying the Union spying accepting bribes and barons all work side died in the bog because goat didn't want to slow down production and Vince really deserves fair trial this will be easy but hopefully she still loves me that scum doesn't deserve a fair trial thought the rise was on the quest for justice there you go there you go seems hardly fair to hold a trial with a predetermined outcome she loves me so she only starts at 20 won't be easy I could take your name right now it's your name on the list her name's already on the list which is a bummer but in with the goods Bay Bay get in this right here right now if we get head spin only if [Music] yeah oh good embarrassed you truly wish to stand above the Barrens you at least oh go to fair trial yeah I guess so just get so mad you know we all are ain't nobody who defend goad wholeheartedly perhaps I can be of assistance in that regard if you just tell me where the trial is being held sure Rick if you're willing I'll mark the route on your map but you know what what does that new party member I think I want to see this I'll come along I got quite the party going on right now let's get into a fight all right let's find gold but we got got stopped you hear the sound of mucus hitting the turf before you see them aah defend myself against the wild Orkin urgent look so fluffy though one star probably a lot of them know he's a little girl Jan's got the rocket launcher yeah oh look at my cobble dog he's got three legs more like a hobble dog apply to scorch and to burn to an enemy he's already gonna give up look I want one of these dogs these things look great I want one before you do that hang on what is this nobody out disease-ridden a mitigated attack supply one disease reduces my max health by one at the end of the owners turn until the end of the fight oh no no no no let's try to do this sooner than later so burn him at the target is burned gained one action wildfire so apply that burn to everybody now spend one charge gain two actions in three defense finally that hunker down applied to three defense and came to overcharge hunker down I'll block or blah I don't want anyone get to get diseased here especially on my team nice good job let that burn take effect now right or did that already do that see they are getting replaced by more and more things then they all ran they all ran so nothing attacked this turn but my burn is just for nothing two to eight hit all targets that sounds really good what's this gear thing here I don't know if that means seven damage on my cobble dog six damage and radical jand reticle bruh nothing coming into me let's do this hit all enemies game three defense per target it'll make this one give up and run attack twice I could get this one to run to to touch my cobble dog nice anymore come on get out of here he's gonna hit he's gonna hit my cobble dog anyways no this one's gonna be dead actually actually nope just barely saved it one health I mean I don't like care about these things they're disease-ridden and they're attacking me unprovoked no Jan dis diseased we need more burn cards man apply one burn to target enemy then reapply burn to all enemies equal to the burn if I had more burn than I could add that'd be great buy one burn if you have burn get another return two more turns actually I'm gonna get hit by you're gonna give up you're gonna give up and you're gonna die we're totally fine then just in case instant offense it provides a card concentration and sure whatever by five burn let's make sure that you're gonna either die or give up your work everybody spark blasts damn we done now one more he's like hey hey guys what'd I miss save my Erica probably but in one charge getting two actions I gotta kill this one 11 damage 11 damage done just smooth them spend three overcharged apply one wound per overcharged no no I don't want any of that more burn please three new negotiation cards remove composure from enemy argument gained dominance equal to composure remove destroy for one use I don't even use dominance though I don't even have like that many cards that are hostile now could be okay you see what we put up in the field monsters like that and not a bear in patrol in sight typical let's keep going just propagated on my face let's go and takes the lead as you approach the encampment we didn't miss the trial did we who's we this is rook he's here to represent justice I guess really this should be good yeah well it's not my funeral I say let him embarrass himself I'd like to meet the accused before the trial starts if I may with a shrug the guard parts and let she's through as he leave you can hear Jan's and the guards laughing cruelly no doubt at your expense just the nick of time to enter just as the judge is issuing her final verdict well goat I think we all know what comes next but for the sake of fairness is there anything you could possibly say in your own defense doc - uh Shawn I don't objection what in the deep bloomin sea attack no don't attack convince Your Honor may it please you to consider that a truly just movement leads with mercy that sounds like a lot of words meant to prevent satisfaction if you didn't have underwear in your face you'd be able to understand sit with me sir ah if you if you'll allow me to at least give some closing remarks she's got the fin that makes my cards pasta learn more which is balls throw more cards place for free ground more cards please for free stupid voices just gonna permit out I guess rig heads no six damage cool Copa has her doubts hope is going down I'm gonna light stuff that just happens Birkin must the free thing that I got is gonna cost it cost me nah six damage coming into my permit also apparently she took out my rig heads by to composure do it I suppose try to protect it I say I guess snails please perfect blocked at all heads or tails this will finish off this brainwash go nice we gotta pick this up though gotta pick it up there it is blacklist but kill cos name on this KOCO was the first name I ever got on the list still gonna do it I'd like to block this and stop this from dying but improvise a card maybe ya see what we get set the coin draw three cards gain two bonus actions next turn nothing is gonna help maybe if I draw three cards and I get the thing that makes me flip the coin let's just do the bonus actions though that allowed me will finish this next turn oh we didn't end up blocking it cool alright gotta do a damage I have my rigged heads every single the card that needs ads or snails that they all need snails great it's all spin go six damage look at me go I'm just yeah I'm drawing cards with my hands full so I'm just flipping them away into my discard pile oh man just need to damage just go just just go didn't lose any result perfect I may just be a simple swampland lawyer but it seems to me that goat is a victim of the same oppression system as the rest of you certainly he enjoys privileges as a foreman but his goat not been indentured since childhood has he not been shaped like bog mud into a mere a homunculus a monkey lists of the Barons will and what do you have to say to that assertion goad I did oh forget it you're not even worth making an example of fine grifter you can take the foreman no doubt he'll slide right back onto the Barons heel but I won't strike down a fellow laborer go join the party he bowed deeply to the judge and gathered jury before escorting go doubt of the encampment oh we're so good at this let's go back come on goat can't go just permanently join me let's take long for you realize you're being trailed you lead go to a clearing where you hope you'll have the higher ground I don't know you think you are grifter but I think it's time we cleared up your delusions rise radical rise to race no time battles upon you I'm on your team kinda sometimes alright she's someone ever content to accept mercy geckos very well you know great let's just do more battles that are easy he's got a rocket launcher [ __ ] let's do some easy battles hopefully that allow us to upgrade our graphs mama we got some burn coming in to do want to take out the cobble dog real quick cobble dog we'll take the burn damage anyways so let's do a burn if he has burn cane to actions this is wonderful get him scorch spend one charge gain two actions we're gonna have too many I don't have a charge I don't have a charge what is it what is do it requires charge get cool it's all targets let's just use our época oh wow the dog just is dead okay wolf I didn't need to do that 13 damage coming in on my flow in a second here that's not fun he just Dunham oh my god you stunned him who stunned him my my cobble dog tell me you stunned him cuz that's amazing and he's gonna die he probably should die [ __ ] it 9 damage from this kick then we could get him to surrender or 7 a 9 here 8 to 9 that's justice kiko 9 9 cool he's done whoo what's that card that we just got for free another targeting core applied target I don't even know draw another card it's got replenished so it doesn't matter a hash I knew we got out of there too easy let's hurry yeah I don't want to risk another group catching up to us indeed besides flame Oh appreciates a prompt delivery okay we're actually playing both sides pretty well here I was panicking though I got stopped again her blood pulls you aside she's been great she's like what three battles now she's probably leaving blasts at the it going by yeah that makes sense it's a shame but we have a cobble dog now here's your stuff there you go done I am satisfied thanks the rescue rook I'm sure I could have talked my own way out of it but tell me you love me going oh yes God loves me start of your start of each negotiation at a random authority card to your draw pile you know the authority cards have really not been that useful and they're kind of intrusive and a graft reward I may have slots for grafts and I can hold one more negotiation started each battle getting two charged and raked two heads every fifth time you gamble gained one action let's do that confound it problems okay Debbie rumor on that supposed bogger cash now go up like so much swamp gas perhaps a truly were just rumors then where's your dad solvent would be easy to believe only mode turns he was expression shrouded be done here hey and by spork equipment what do you got oh this is in your hand gained one temporary power whenever you draw a card oh it's a battle card we don't really draw a lot of cards battling we do we draw a law loads of cards when we're negotiating thanks to every time I gamble heads draw a card all right we got a couple options here get stun gun your friend feldspar as a gift 50% chance to stun the target destroyed two uses stunts good but it's only 50% chance auto dogs salvager text Salvatore has opened an impromptu shop they can disassemble your auto dog for valuable parts I don't want to disassemble them but what could you upgrade them what if you get upgradeable I'll take a chance it's not even an auto dog it's a cobble dog fine set specimen sell the Kabul dogger decline the offer us come on gain auto plating what does that even mean is that a graph that's it well that was dumb I need to upgrade this damn thing so badly report for duty I'm ready let's be dangerous even after the job is done once you meet with the boggers everyone in the bog is gonna want to know where they lay their heads I'm gonna send you with backup of the Kabul bot sort it can wipe their memories after and no one becomes a target except me of course except you but that's exactly why you're paid what am i doing requisition auto mechs go to the bog or hideout bog or raid Calandra is giving you permission to take some robotic accompaniment to this mission or boggers have a cache of artifacts stockpiled at a kamek Calandra wants you to secure them let's do the thinker shop give me your bot sir kill cos here you meet the rabbit I'd ask what they're up to lurking through the few that night but then you might ask me the same as Tad's bro requisition backup kappa show the laundress sent me i'm supposed to pick up some backup is that so I don't have minute to spare I can give you a single gobble dog demand more on a personal mission room from Calandra surely you can spare a little more all right so now we have two different Authority whatever cards blacklists take his name to this first though I'm gonna block some of the stuff coming in stir yourself blocked what does this guy got it's start of each turn a random card in hand costs one extra okay so he's gonna keep peeping on my cards I hate that so much but we can handle it urgent must just got more expensive I wanna get rid of these urgent must they're not doing anything for me I hate them break two heads and then prepare a card I don't really care it's all spin six damage god is so good we get max on that now we blocked everything every heads we draw a card too so we're just drawing a bunch of cards damn Wow Brig heads and deal six damage brah deal one result damage to a random target whenever you draw a card this is free and draw two cards you're screwed bud what have we got here use this and grab as to his composure we rigged heads so this wouldn't be very good besides the fact that it will actually kill him this is also just gamble it heads for sure and then hurt them and then just finish it just go I don't care what we use it's all the same the card buddy got attacked two random arguments now well this isn't your hand applied to composure to a random argument whenever you prepare a card no this isn't this is good I'm saying like no to like every card that comes up ra's upgraded gamble and draw a card bruh graft upgrade what do we got sort of each negotiation discard the two cards and drop that many and now we have discard the four cards bra under get some of these combat ones upgraded to fine take a couple bought tool I think I will enjoy your company why did I strap underwear on the top of their heads like everyone let's do this we're gonna smash I got a cobble cobble dog cobble bot and cobble dug my collar bros arrived at the bogger hideout but your handlers had reason to believe the boggers would appreciate the direct approach instead of sneaking you walk right in arc whose footfalls against the sucking mouth of the bog awful dirty talk and who are you you don't look like those who use the spark nor any of their unawakened pawns I'm just here for the artifacts ah you and many others before you their bones have made the hearth of my home but your bones yes your bones will make a fine mantle your Intel was incorrect you soon flanked on all sides the only way out is through combats oh my goodness look at all these people that are fighting me two star three star three star well why is it's never straightforward like I didn't upgrade my combat deck damn that's a lot of stuff coming in is this the boss it didn't just like make me think it's a boss leeching blade cultivator crickets attacks with their blade siphon lifeforce equal to twice the damage they deal storing it as siphoned lifeforce oh my goodness goodness holy [ __ ] this guy's got ricochet shield bash reduced by one remember we play card at zero stacks cobbler pocket axe a random enemy in three defense at the end of a return also armored this isn't good so the ricochet guy apply five burn target has burned gained one action I kind of feel like ya do that to him I'm using up this ricochet though I can apply more ricochet here which would be good if target has burned he does have burn lane is done right now that's a lot of damage that we just put forth though oh my god this guy's gonna hit everybody for a lot of damage 14 on me I need some block man draw three cards spend all charged again to bonus damage per charge dispense or apply three mark I don't have that much charge to do I have zero actions left ooh crap mark is anything that's gonna do anything here ouch dude he's gonna get temporary health to remember not to mention all the damage that's coming into my dog's which one's mine oh my goodness my dogs are dead they're gonna die my dogs are dead this turn I got my wildfire but no one no one's got that much burned and when charged getting to actions this blows man we could maybe get rid of the cultivator right now which would save one of the dogs maybe not even know maybe not even and I don't think we're gonna do it now both dogs are dead I guess I could block on one of them there goes cobble dot will exclusively attack this fighter because I put the mark on them shoot this guy's targeted I don't know what that means so they just don't attack and we didn't we didn't do the thing goodbye cobble dog rip hey we got this fog thing oh hey there's a loot cluster too and this guy's gonna surrender at the end of this turn he's also gonna do this health thing though we had to get him to surrender before he gives the health out my one charge gained two actions go fly one stun on him just in case we don't take them out perfect we take out the loot maybe I'm in for taking the loot out all right he died died he's the grout knuckle the grout knuckle took him out Oh knuckle them burn and scorch target all enemies gain defense / enemy I'm gonna block all the incoming date I'll do the cobble dogs gonna die no son of a licker dick licker that's a bummer doesn't matter which one was mine then we've lost him both burger does burn gained two actions this guy's gonna be dead by the end of the turn that's a lot of damage coming in if we can't get this guy gone - double surrender accept kill the leader though table dog left's yeah do I get to keep the hexa Dec took a battle card double your overcharge that would be good if we had a lot overcharged battle card hatch two to four lockbox and a bog scimitar heal health equal to unmitigated damage dealt by this card destroy after two uses wonderful as the fight ends Fleck fists walks up to confront you what are you doing here he doesn't even like me to begin with making sure you do your job like fist get gestures at the robots good you didn't break your toys yes I actually did though they both broke I'll take those back now so the weapons are somewhere else my people will sniff around and see if they can pick up the boggers trail no my dog should have sold it for parts alright dead drop that means it's the end of the day so maybe that was the bus if 500 money's you guys what are we gonna do with that black market first black market could buy another spin it's been really good this card costs one more per other card in your hand and I'll charge repeat this for each charge whenever you fully mitigate an attack gain two concentration concentration seems good but we just haven't built it up right now yet so probably not going to let me take a spin here add more graft slots let's do that let's hope you want to fight 15 HP to do another graph slot I kinda want to but there we didn't fight like a boss so who's to say we don't fight somebody else right now and it would be the perfect time though it'd be the perfect time to get rid of the health and and spend the money I just don't know if I'm gonna be ambushed I got stopped in the way anyways have you been to the deep bog sorry did you ask me something have you been to the deep bog you are already standing there you just can't see what's in front of your face but you'll see soon enough deep bog secret okay we already have one of those if an uneasy feeling this is not over okay sure such a deep bog you notice long before you reach the drop point that someone has been here before you and likely they're still lying in wait I have half health seems you have to draw them out if you want an introduction make yourself look preoccupied and sure enough you guys reveals themselves should have known you weren't worth your weight and Pete spark Behrens lieutenant you shouldn't be so hard on yourself Aaron's all your slick talk and mustache twirling flame Oh might think he has you under heel but I know how far a spy can be trusted you stolen our dirty little secrets long enough time to turn you into one probe for weaknesses we got it okay so we have nothing nobody on our team at all we lost our cobble dog and this is gonna be really hard so we do the negotiation too you know oh my god 30 30 30 what is this what's going on she's got an evolved will core and maybe we need to do like the whole like one single car just to get out probably like when we were trying to convince people to join us for that queen fight so I'll probably you have to get these on my side and she'll have to fight to get them back and depending on how many I have from her at the end of the negotiation is how weaker or like less things shal I'll probably I don't know I don't know it's making it all up man hoo the Rockland bug to bunk down in the valley whenever you dismiss this argument gaining a weakness blind spot part in battle yeah I gained battle cards by by removing these good ones to expend all strange chemical cards in your deck so she's gonna get like she's starting to put some weird [ __ ] on me it's free find some proper channels rigged foreheads oh I didn't I didn't use my blacklist [ __ ] show totally done that it'll come back around though and then six damage to everything that's gonna be good gonna guaranteed heads which protects me more alright let's hang in there [Music] eleven composure that you just put on that thing can I get that Fame that steals composure no I can't this is free got another boosted Ross so we did another free spin six damage coming into my rigged heads here we go remove composure for meta enemy argument gain dominance equal to the composure Oh with a lot so we do what 11 times more damage for every single hostile card we still have a rigged heads though so I might want to do this six damage to each thing during that or maybe the tall spin this would just finish off one of these arguments completely which you just probably do a double mirrored no this is a rude and grumble is the mirror this is the better one here 26 damage coming in let's do that that's crazy good well she described another one here another blind spot that I can get for an another one cost 10 to 15 damaged card interesting so we just what keep going and tell us that she's done damage to everything that's 18 total that's more than 14 oh no it's gonna attack my dominance [ __ ] cuz I used up my rig heads I'm still fine you're still fine or less fine not much is happening on this turn guinea snails perfect Birnam set the coin two heads I guess right two heads it's all I got [Music] we're barely hanging in there voices made me discard ah and the negotiations start to fight I think I can go longer I think I can go longer we can we can use up every single little bit of our core resolve right now because this is the last thing we do today then the colon baby I really want to get this expand all strange chemicals in my hand that sounds like it's gonna be really important all right she just got a impatient so +2 damage on everything that she's gonna do five for four damage coming in out improvise a card Ange some in here draw three cards gain two bonus actions draw two cards discard a card draw three cards go don't I get a thing for drawing cards no I draw a card every time I flip her heads this is free more cards there's my take names we really need block though when you really need block let's go tall spin five damage nice where's my heads as my snails snails snails heads there's my block here's my block still not enough mind you remove composure formatting the argument oh it's still going okay cool yeah no we're good then gain that dominance let's do that thing again cuz that was awesome now we have a 13 to 14 hits all targets those all down minutes go as perfect she's damn baby ooh-la-la ba ba ba Papa get rocked dude it's good suspect that she keeps blocking her stuff it's good this sucker done that one unlock set the coin to double heads for the block by 2 composure draw cards I drew the freaking voices now I get tinnitus when this card is drawn deal 2 damage to a random friendly target unplayable hatch Danis garbage another gamble no matter what I flip doing on my gamble it's just always great cool we're doing it how many weaknesses have we gotten like a bunch so we could end it any time now we're still at max resolve though a double rigged heads by the book we could attack something for 10 let's finish this [Music] we're done that's it okay so I just maybe I got enough of those that it just ended it all right you've been weighed measured in catalogued to be honest it wasn't very interesting you guys we have half health oh geez I'm not scared of you shut up and finish this I don't want to lose here not like this all right we got two weakness cards gained one evasion card and one expend all chemicals strange chemicals says Aaron's chest cannon does for bonus damage while this is in your hands and it's sticky okay I'll have to pay attention to that our chest cannon seven damage coming in one charge three two actions three defense oh shoot I need a charge in this crap crap crap crap crap I should have kept the charge for that maybe five burn one burn plus burn to everybody I don't have a charge for this I still gonna do it No gunsmoke's I'm gonna work either well we blocked everything no three strange chemicals that she just put into my hands ouch the four bonus damage if I have it in my hands also the lockbox am I gonna worry about that right now target just get out of here it's not a good it's not a good round here they'll get rid of the stage strange chemical and set it unless damaged then right maybe it wasn't already applied to that number shoot do the damage and gain a minimal defense I guess [Music] so gonna block it most of it one day I'm just coming in three it's three strange chemicals per hit this is crazy and I have to do a hundred more damage sir oh and what's this bark mine when destroyed till 9 damage to all fighters on the same team on the same team gain stack every turn it'll tear return the bog three turn so I should destroy it then at some point unless I can just do more damage to her face here's the problem with the burn deck not very strong against one target let's gain that evasion now just do the I don't know the burn will do the burn maybe I'll get some boon next turn for it plus the burn will lower the health of the spark mine if the target has power and gain two actions called it did my health is just not even not even okay weakness blind spot we've got all these strange chemicals oh the bomb blow up health sequel the unmitigated damage and then gets rid of some of these I guess they're sticky so they never go away she's charging up 24 damage coming in oh my goodness debug secret though this is not good plus for bonus damage I I don't know if the bonus damage is already applied it doesn't seem like it is but maybe that was because it was like a different attack for uh let's see if I use it if it gets rid of the some of the damage it does and we should just keep using them [ __ ] oh what a terrible turn 16 damage okay that's her chest beam it's very specific aim defense blind spot hit hard hit her harder with my rocket launcher okay power surge she's doing it again I can't tell we stun her probably hunker down bog scimitar again probably should get the health back thirteen nice eight thirteen damage probably should just do that she's almost done finish this now Ben one charge deal more damage dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun this is the time this is the time that we assassinate somebody we're in the middle of the woods no one will know and we get a special car that we do kill and we'll never see her again if I let her go there's not really any benefit of letting her go I think I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it no more mr. nice guy then your turn gain 1 counter per charge expended I don't really use that much charge apply 1 scorched whenever you apply a burn that's a good ability it's costly though holy crap is that costly negotiation card doubled this cards damage and Gamble and all influence we don't have influence deal went for damage I really like these spin cards we spent so good new negotiation card remove all the opponent's intents expend that's basically like a stun 10 kills Wow if she was rich you feel paying as you hide the body this is one death that won't go unnoticed no matter how easily it might sink beneath the muck what deck it's supposed to go unnoticed if I let her go she was just gonna rat me out alright I'm asleep Jan's here what up alright that's it oh he did it's all we got oh I think today went really well I didn't like being pulled back and forth but with every situation that we had I think we did the right thing and we were just killing it with negotiation I'm not exactly sure that a burn deck was the appropriate builds but we're deep in it now and yeah end of the day so thank you so much for watching hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed playing it and I will see you in the next episode see you guys [Music] you

Channel: Hutts

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Length: 62min 20sec (3740 seconds)

Published: Sat May 02 2020