Never before seen speedrunning tech | Poppy Playtime

hey free notification gang [Applause] yep i'm gonna do some speed running tonight i haven't done a speed run in a little while things the resub snack yeah rlcs next weekend thanks to tier one simply in the recent empire and the resub shark probably do poppy play time speed runs seems like it won't take too long to hit like top five on the leaderboard like my odds what is the prime is it zahen in the recep juice and viable and blades yeah the poppy playtime one's like a three minute speed run so i i think we have a good chance thanks to resub bob vol and the prime crow never heard my chemical romance new song yeah it's good how long have they gone you talking about my chemical romance i don't know like 10 years something like that nope not mr krabs speed running a different game thanks to prime vince and the prime streak no no poppy's play time we're learning a new one have you done pantheon and hollow knight yeah i just haven't done pantheon five or whichever one has absolute radiance thanks to reset logan and theresa matara are you gonna use the box trick to get world record oh absolutely i'm gonna use all the tricks i'm not gonna like not do one i'm gonna go for at least top five i'll have fun 18 and thanks to resub yo boy and tier one nick crazy it's a pretty popular speed running game there's a lot of time zone here and i like my odds of getting at least like top ten like the tier one chef's stepmom and the recep smarty and the resub bob it seems easy it seems like a pretty like novice speed run there's a prime willard in the resub zello and the resub gavin and toads and the prime schmidt the prime devito i think i have a chance of getting the world record probably not a world record but i like my odds of getting at least top ten here's a prime corn flake that's the plan 18. why are we playing diablo immortal that's the mobile game i won't be touching that hey j mack diablo mortal is actually sick and it is coming to pc is it really that's the uh game that blizzard announced and they got the infamous is this an out of season april fool's joke comment they got actually booed that was really the downfall of blizzard in the public eye thanks theresa wolf and logan turbo pay to win from what i heard yeah i mean i couldn't tell you i don't know anything about it the game's still not out yeah that was the downfall before the diablo immortal announcement blizzard was worshiped they could do no wrong i think there's some froggy and strike there's the resub pug and caddy [Music] there hasn't been many games that have come out this year i feared to make an appearance for a second nice hey the sexual harassment was after diablo yeah that was after diablo immortal what do you think is happening to the battlefield brand after 2042 mess yeah let me go poppy probably dead yeah that's what we're playing no puppy oh no thanks there's some soccer and kebab no that's what they're talking about is diablo immortals still not out yet but i guess there's been some kind of alpha or something since a lot of people seem to have played it thinks there's some trash in prime flintlock and the bits 18. in the prime kakiri and tier one pepe no she doesn't like the name glop [ __ ] oh i pitched it yesterday he's three sub nikki and kevin it's sad that horizon forbidden west was overshadowed again yeah that was a bad release date they chose i know you want to go play make sure you see your scabs are starting to fall off no that's good oh yeah i saw france banned a bunch of gamer words like streaming in esports yeah you're not allowed to use these words anymore in a professional context why that's so weird i don't know this is five gift subs dmc i appreciate it man and the five again dmc thank you hope everything looks up camino all right go you're so intrigued by them playing yeah that's what we're speedrunning tonight i'm going to learn this thanks to reset characters france is very weird about preserving the language i don't know about that from what i read it's because they want to avoid confusion with their old people is the bits apathy when you were moving the mouse the cord was moving and she was very intrigued oh nice is she still down there yeah it's the bits pango there it is there's no french translations for esports or streaming don't like that don't fight that this is bryan mcnugget so what is that game what it's just a bad horror game oh it's bad they're all pretty bad yeah oh there's multiple i mean i see chapters no i just mean like all horror games are pretty shitty i just i see chapter two so i figured the first one had to have been successful it is successful it's just not good things the bits bob do you hold any speedrun records yet well not anymore they usually get beat all right all right have fun where's the cat oh is it tier one calling sure there's no substitute so you just can't say esports or streaming in france in a professional capacity anymore i mean little fluff ball no softball no fun oh that's what it was a barrier to understanding for non-gamers yeah i don't think it says what they're replacing it with though so if they're banning the term streaming what do they say for like netflix and hulu and stuff because they have that so what do they call that streaming services which they can no longer refer to them as because these terms don't exactly encompass it these aren't like direct translations is the resa bluish it's only binding to government employees well yeah well it's i don't think it's just government employees isn't it just professional anything professional could be wrong he's the prime feederoni in the give sub stutter and resub guitar guy some dumb [ __ ] like yeah i mean that's pretty pretty dumb [ __ ] nice prime surgeon why ban words i i i don't really know why you'd ban esports and streaming just because old people don't understand it you could just tell them what it means i feel like they'd be far simpler than outright banning the terms there's a resub jam other guy in the prime raffle no speed running poppies play time we're going to learn the root i'm just waiting a minute so that way we all learn it together letting people trickle in thanks for the gift sub ana wisdom and the bits panda and the prime awkward oh he's a tier one toast no i'm still under the gender of the cat so it's hard to come up with a name what do they mean by what do they fully mean by ban so i guess it might just be government officials i i don't recall i thought it extended to anything professional but yeah we'll just go with government officials it means they could no longer when talking about those things use those words thanks to resub ty koi i don't know what happens if they do i don't know if they get like arrested or something he's a [ __ ] shark i'm sorry you had a bad day dino i think it's the prime fogelman in the resub fried and the resub chance email has been banned for years but most people still use it instead of what the government said to use no way the word email is banned in france france bans the word hashtag what what is going on france bid's a dude to email they ban the use of email in all government ministry holy lord wha why that's so silly so they don't feel like learning what the word means so they just ban it that's crazy thanks there's so beats and awesome the prime debo and oogway and the resub danny [Music] it's to keep french pure free from contamination of dirty english loan words i mean i maybe that's true i don't i don't know what to believe anymore i can't understand the logic behind it i mean france is like a cool sounding language i'll give them that but it's not as cool as japan or jesus cool is japanese japanese is the coolest sounding language and you don't see them banning words like game over which they don't have a translation for are you a weeb i mean i watch anime and [ __ ] but japanese is just literally the coolest sounding language like i can't think of like cringe japanese voice acting because it just it's just a cool sounding language x-ray sub nozzle and professor and danny in tax hey tax icelandic is pretty dope well it's only because it's so extreme like one of their cities is like 58 letters yeah i know that's what brought this conversation up france banned the word streaming and e-sport yeah we talked about the mona lisa cake guy he's a tier one lunch box and the resa panda fuzz and theresa hazal isn't the real mona lisa not even in that museum no it's just protected by bulletproof water-resistant glass it is the real mona lisa just he couldn't damage it because it's behind that glass they didn't ban it if you can say it and it only applies legally that's not banning a word i mean by its very definition it is banning the word but only in the legal sense exit five gift subs again dmc and the resub frog and we sub george and the resub nova now you watched a little sailor moon growing up it was fine it's not like a bad show you do metal gear rising speed runs they don't have any like cool glitches it's like the main thing i look for although to be fair this one only has like three glitches but it's so quick that it makes it pretty cool he's the resub and andre why do you only attempt sub five minute speed runs i don't for example the last game i was speed running was the hobbit and those were like 18 minutes 20 minutes but i do like shorter ones i don't like long speed runs [Music] let me fire it up thanks erica a monk leon there's a zoo [Music] okay well let's take a p what the [ __ ] let's all right it wasn't letting me go to my task bar that's okay let's take a peek here's the resub ymj and wojo what's sweet fluid next to the bits wudo oh all right so that's new tech all right in the tutorial we watched you don't get the green hand till after the first trick but i guess you can get it right off rip so how does that work let's see so he immediately fires right hand at the cabinet is it prime erebus i'm just going to go off feeling like there you said logan the prime anodine oh some bunny hopping okay okay what's this whoa god damn they've been innovating it's only been two days wow okay that's so much quicker and a lot more interesting holy okay i like that and then the rest is just the train ride honestly time should stop right here because this is all just a train ride you can't skip things through some swan and the five give subs working with meat okay so let's see if i can get this just off feeling and then i'll try and look for a tutorial on it this is horrible okay what does he latch onto i'm already stumped what does he latch onto no he uses his right hand he has to keep the blue hand you have to spam click as you load in oh god son of a [ __ ] all right reset actually will this work [Music] okay but maybe i didn't spam hard enough reset okay reset i'm feeling pretty good okay thanks to resub disco and goat yeah it looks like he was moving back during the loading screen but i he got his hand to stick right away oh wait i instantly got it oh no i didn't that's just the light changing color wait is this is this green or red oh it's green hey okay that's my own special tech that's even faster than in the speedrun video let's go i'm already ahead of world record time i don't really know how i did that i'm just the chosen one uh where do i walk all right hold on i gotta refer to the video give him pokemon the prime certified what the [ __ ] oh god wait you're right it changed back to red what what kind of haunted [ __ ] that's fine on one of these walls there's supposed to be no collision wasn't it patched i mean i doubt it this speed run records from three days ago if i remember correctly it got patched man i see why everyone hates the poppy play time devs [ __ ] nfts and no fun allowed okay time to down patch give me a sec oh god all right how do i down patch poppy's plate [ __ ] i haven't done this in so long let me check on the speedrun.com nope maybe guides oh here we go down patch poppy's playtime all right can someone uh verify this guy's homework is this going to be accurate or is it going to like brick my computer usually it's a little simpler than this thanks there's a bloodborg yeah that's good okay such boring devs doing their job for an obscure wall with no collision doesn't ruin the game for anyone that isn't speedrunning it and speedrunning it doesn't ruin the game for anyone since it's a [ __ ] single-player shitty horror game don't give me that garbage all right enter steam open console to the prompt okay windows key and r okay i actually never knew this was a shortcut to this do i have to uninstall the game before doing this or no i imagine i do right no i don't okay well we'll try it without downloading it okay it's downloading this is looking like some actual hacker man [ __ ] here take a peek at this i've never been in this area there's uncharted waters for me this is like war games is the resub sea bass fun yeah i'm in the mainframe right now it's uh well it's not doing anything at the moment which is a little concerning but i feel safe knowing that i'm still just on steam so worse comes to worse i corrupt my steam which doesn't feel good but could be worse it's the bits hollow makes the prime mcbuns huggy wuggy climbs out of the computer screen that'd be nuts yeah just waiting for this to download but while i'm doing that i might as well learn the route a little bit better i give you the six gift subs ali in the tier one solar thank you ollie okay it seems pretty easy well that's not true this next trick actually seems pretty precise except to change the frame rate and after a certain like area i can do it i can do this this is easy this is this is a free world record once i down patch the game successfully you need to hold the right hand down in order to keep it all the way though well i can't be right because in his run he uses the right hand to swing right here so you sure so it looks like i need to run it to 120 frames it's a tier one soda so far everyone has used the right hand to swing so i'm guessing i have to use right hand to swing oh yes oh split okay he did it all right good work junior let me show you how real man speed runs though is my [ __ ] down patched let me see yes okay uh what's next wait for download once it downloads give you a prompt got the prompt so navigate to your steam files okay that's easy give me just a second exit prime bj let's go we're in all right damn i just did some like crazy [ __ ] wild computer kung fu there i feel like i'm back in a 90s movie doing some of that wild [ __ ] on a green screen right in the matrix okay i've been down patched let's ride is the prime cohen and the recent pinzo and calm well i have to skip okay i'm gonna hold down anyway just to be safe let's go this is a good start man maybe i should have put the timer up right now i'm already on world record pace we're looking good all right yup i'm stuck i [ __ ] blew it reset hey we're just hey we're learning right now oh god i blew it okay run it back oh boy oh we're i'm hitting a cold streak makes the five gift subs dmc oh man what in the world there we go we're in he's a resub samurai i won't make the same mistake twice man come on plea oh boy when you know what i did the same god damn thing hey nothing wrong with a little practice oh oh man how do you hit this consistently there we go all right surely i don't make the same mistake three times in a row i'm gonna try jumping none of the other videos do that but they're also not as talented as i am at speed running wow how do you do that it looks so easy there's like a gravitational pull to this room and i just get locked in this is my best start so far this one oh my this is so much more precise than i gave it credit for so it looks like i have to go a little more to the right but not too far i'll end up in that room i gotta run a perfect line okay all right oh don't give me that garbage come on oh my oh goodness me there's got to be a way of doing this consistently well i just immediately grabbed my green hand so i'll take that i don't know how this happens but it's even faster than world record so i'll take it okay let's walk perfectly here i i i've done it again all right let's let's go let's go back to the let's go back to the documents here thanks to the resub shack this is horrible i'm trying to avoid the wall it pulls you into the wall oh i also just remembered i have to put it to 120 frames so it looks like they walk off and immediately hit it left so they don't just walk straight off which i've been doing okay let's ride man sometimes it just doesn't let me go backwards there we go i think the problem was not being at 120 frames it probably wasn't anything i was doing wrong we've got it this time i think so i'm gonna walk off and like really hold left wow that didn't that just that didn't get it done at all wow all right i think it's probably the brightness that's throwing me off let's really let's really wash it out oh oh wow yes i see now i see the problem hmm all right there's a prime freak show the resub dunk and certified i'm gonna go really slow so i can't touch this left wall and i can't touch this right wall okay and now i'm gonna need to hold like a hard left there we go and it's a little more left or do i crouch no it's a little more left man this game sucks this [ __ ] hurts my feelings maybe i can still salvage this just out of range a little too short is the resubject true scoots so i went too far left that time got a little i got way too confident there oh i turned my brain off i forgot to spam right click yeah i'm doing the chapter 2 speed run let's just do it slow again okay nice now where do i go from here because i went too far left last time okay so it's like little baby steps i'm almost there come on there it is can we crouch yes yes okay collecting data all right there's the reset nut and hope you like it murty nice i'm getting consistent crouch okay so i can't i can't touch this area so what if i do all right this is a lot more precise than i gave it credit for i'm jumping too late okay i don't need the tutorial i've got it figured out it's just very precise i've only been doing this for like 10 minutes now it's not like i'm gonna master that quickly oh that's unlucky what oh my come on my hand's not getting stuck game is out now no just chapter two things that resub flower unlucky [Music] what's the green hand do i need it to escape maybe let me make like a little reference for myself of where i should look here okay right there so right to the tiny little right of that rock okay and then he jumps from like here i missed there's a recent banana oops and the reset milly and the prime mute no i didn't make it because i was still crouched so i think i needed to be further up so i uncrouch okay let's see if my reference is good still it was like right to the right of this perfect okay i'm getting good at this now i'm standing i missed the jump let me see this one more time i think i jumped at the right time i just missed because he just gets out of crouch which is what i did he's the prime kika and theresa muhilio astro and lightning i'm gonna resub no more water oh man jesus oh my thank you some frosty what is going on it's no longer getting stuck let's just get hot fixed don't do this to me there we go what is the resub linear all right my visual reference there for that's on point so that's good okay so there's no way he jumps from there because i can't move oh i just got myself stuck by trying yikes oh i somehow immediately got green hand i'll take it we're in good shape i feel good about this one let's play it really safe like here how did i still not make that jesus he's the recep dog he does it at an angle yeah well he does it quick i'm just trying to do it in general let me get even closer there not the fastest but we got it no we didn't we didn't we didn't get it oh my god why i'm stuck come on baby i i feel like i can get out of this i like my odds okay unlucky wow this is so precise skip the jump can't skip the jump what are you talking about that's like the most important part come on am i standing right now yes i am how how do you make that i what the [ __ ] how did how do you make that jump try going a little more to the left maybe the recent roblox hits can't jump sooner i'm crouched which means i can't jump from crouch uncrouched so let's go a little more to the left i hit my head on the ceiling every time no matter what angle i go to how how is this absolute monster doing it he did not do it from higher up on the ramp you're crouched and you can't jump from crouch i'm doing it the second i uncrouch he's just doing it fast oh god so it looks like he's doing it higher up i'm not sprinting when jumping so maybe that's the problem maybe i need to sprint i just didn't want to overshoot it but maybe that's maybe that's what's really making it tough on me why is this happening good lord nope i can't save the jump much longer because if i go too far i fall down into there it's a pretty tight rope i have to walk exit resub carn and the bits lemon [Music] okay so i can't jump from here because of this obviously which means i have to go over this by under this pipe now i'm standing now i can jump let's try sprinting i still hit my head you can even see it he goes around the second pipe same as i do it's just he's a lot faster and a lot better at it so crouch through two pipes this is when i jumped right here somehow he's not hitting his head on this above him oh clearly he's not jumping yes he is you can't make it without jumping you just fall through crouch midair it doesn't work in this game i don't think you can jump crouch it's just a normal jump it's not halo oh well i got a little too a little too wacky think it's a bunky [Music] this way playing it real slow crouch crouch let's maybe do it a little bit closer no no no i'm already i'm too far already can't jump from here i think i went too deep well we've come this far anyway no god damn it how the [ __ ] that is such a tough jump jump down the vent not across i wish people that were giving advice were people that actually speed ran the game i can't jump across there's two pipes there that's the reason that he falls and crouches to get around those pipes oops he just takes a good angle which i haven't learned yet this way okay one am i still how am i still crouched there we go uncrouched maybe walk backwards now that i'm uncrouched let's go nope never mind we [ __ ] did it baby and i didn't have enough momentum oh my god that hurts oh where does this spawn me can it be somewhere close so i can practice that oh i don't have to just keep doing the whole [ __ ] thing awesome that feels good at least you know where the jump is kinda i landed too high so i had to crouch into it and it killed my momentum but yeah it looks like i can turn around and go up a little bit higher uncrouched let's try that same thing again [Music] nope that is such a hard jump oh my god come on baby oops oh my god i uncrouched maybe i just get lucky alright you know this doesn't work it's so sad all right would you say the other one was astral astral spliff or something let's see if you know what you're doing in chapter one of poppy playtime you can easily beat the game in seven to eight minutes if you know where you're going in chapter two it still takes a boat now i just need to see the green hand we knew because it refused to open red doors unfortunately for the first few hours you got the green hand at the start of the game intended and mill means that it rained in place that area is perfectly just perfectly emphasis on perfectly because that area is soft lock galore mm-hmm i've noticed the handle to go so he goes to a different part of itself he goes further down another minute you can just perfectly emphasis on perfectly because that area is soft lock galore you can snag the handle to go meet poppy through the wall and pull yourself up [ __ ] okay let's try that angle instead of the world record one maybe some toaster in santa [Music] you tried that and got stuck no i never made it to the other side i feel like this is the only hard trick of the run so if we can just get this down we're good the other one seems easy well the last one because we finish it after this okay nice and then okay so that's a lot more consistent for me and then why why have you done this please god oh lord sweet jesus let me up let me up oh oh hey we call that progress in the scientific world all right that was a lot better though i got that first try going for the other angle the weenie hut junior angle so let's just stay in that ballpark then maybe oh uncrouched a little early a bit too rambunctious thanks theresa ginger too early i've done it again oh my god i can't believe i'm making this mistake now of everything ah there's a prime thick thanks to the recent santa don't remember if i said that okay nice i've gotten that two times in a row now okay i can't hit it from here oh why why mm-hmm it's okay is this tough yeah is it tough i really thought this was gonna be an easy speed run i'm really consistent with that which is good because that's like the hard part i'm in what okay wouldn't let me fire my hand that's all right there's the recent frenulum in the prime code nope can't crouch there i was trying to crouch there it wouldn't let me so good i'm so good at that yeah so i can't crouch here at all [Music] i can't fire my hand here okay that might be too far come on baby oh my god okay not enough momentum that's fine that's that's hey that's all right he's a tier one geraldon yeah i saw that coming i was going too quick i think he's the prime sports fan and john higher fps equals faster swing but 240 fps is banned yeah i'm at 120 already i set it to the correct one nice got it again all right let me see this again how high does he go yeah it is soft lock galore you can see i'm going too high where's the recep knee how smoky and the five gift subs frenulum thank you man two gift subs dmc so me okay not quite close not quite right there any minute now any minute now i'll be indiana jonesing across this gap come on you bastard beautiful beautiful great looking good feeling good oh i just gotta send it you [ __ ] kidding me with this why oh wait a second wind i will take that let's go yes all right now we're cooking now we hit a little bunny hopping action then switch the frames to 30. okay and it's 30. oh wrong one oh don't do that it's up here that's looking good then i come over here don't do this to me wait what how did he do this oh wait i see all right now it's not going to work how did he take that and then did he go to the left no because he still how oh wait i didn't grab the right spot okay let me see this take the handle to go hold on wait i see he goes into more detail for this jump even though i've mastered this jump now which stands to get milf skip say five minutes okay let's go back to world record yeah see like how does he get that to not break yeah i don't i don't need milf skip i just need to figure out how he gets that to not break on that see so he grab he does grab the block it is the block he's grabbing wraps around let me see another one because this kid did the same thing grab block come around okay what about this guy this guy goes in a different order i i don't see how he's doing it like the resub daddy in the five gift subs dmc he grabs then switches are people's eyes closed because that's not exactly what this other guy does it doesn't really matter when you do it so for example this kid did it before grabbing so he does it right out of the pipe so that's not that's not what matters here he changes fps after the clip yes oh split okay oh my god this is it i don't really get it it has to be something with the doors i thought he was just setting it up with the doors but let's try hmm let's see how this one works so somehow he's able to get it where it doesn't break when the gate comes up even though he's not doing anything different so there's a glitch here that i'm not getting and i don't think it has to do with the doors because the first guy didn't even touch the doors first guy did it with like raw doors actually never mind he did touch that door on the way through he just did it so [ __ ] fast the human eye couldn't register it let me try that so maybe close this on the way through no i just closed both doors you left click release left click then hold left click again thanks so it had nothing to do with the doors or any of the other suggestions it was just a glitch i didn't know come on come on you bastard let me in oh come on uh twitch wizard uh how does this glitch work because it needs to launch me do i have a bad angle on that block oh wait hold on i see and then maybe i whip nope do i close the door yep that's how it works all right instant suicide okay all right they're mutilating my body i get it jesus christ leave me alone oh god uh well i just crashed it sounds about par for the course so how do i know when to close that door let's see so it looks like i close it the second i wedge myself in there and not a moment before run it back baby there's the bits woot zero and the gift sub buckles and the recent tower stalker and pokemon these recent blue jay oh god wait i'm still on 30 fps have you beat this normally yep i beat it when it came out it's not awful it's at least kind of fun it's goofy see if i get this first try that would be [ __ ] wild let's go okay come on come on baby okay just gotta go for it oh wait i see why maybe i'm aiming too high yep don't do this to me hmm let's just slow roll it let's slowly build up momentum okay this isn't getting it done come on come on baby yeah for my city come on man i'm really getting pinballed around here is a big time loss it doesn't matter still practicing maybe if i was just a little bit higher maybe i can like gain a little height by like going against one of these edges no not quite come on not much to be done there i just didn't have the momentum off rip oh i immediately got green i think i'm just aiming to oops i think i'm just aiming too high which is why i'm not hitting it where i need to so if i aim a little bit lower i should be okay okay so if i come here and like aim low maybe oh there we go hold on let's get it yes sir all right all right right now we're on pace to pb obviously not time because i still haven't even completed a single run yet listen i'm going to need you to trust me let's go let's see if i can actually get the bunny hop tech as well huge didn't save any time with it but still looked cool wrong one first try in the door let's ride oh god okay uh abort abort did i make it nope straight to hell again thanks to the bits ollie all right run it back i'm actually going to put a timer on screen for this one me one sec i'm feeling pretty good about this i think i might be able to complete a run once i just get that last glitch we're there we're finally there do i submit runs no why isn't my uh live split coming up there we go oh there's two of them now cool cool all right let's ride [Music] i'm not gonna let huggy wuggy get the best of me i've got a good feeling about this run i immediately blew it a reset it's all right oh and i have to change the fps again all right so i think i have to do it from title screen for it to count this is going to be very time consuming alright things that resub satan and aaron all right okay i okay i'm okay i think capslock is bound to something in game it's uh but that's fine i'll make it work when does time start [Music] yeah time starts on the first movement in game i'm just gonna be a little late on timer this is clearly bound to some action in the game here it'll it'll get re-timed anyway [Music] thanks to resub bildy i like my start here i'm on a good pace yes sir first try first try [Music] this is this is absolutely massive this is huge for us this is so big for us i was a poppy pop shove it let's go oops time loss i'm going to need you to trust me we are looking so good right now hit the bunny hop at the bunny hop for my city missed it 30. if i get this first try i'm going nuts i blew it i blew it i blew it all right running back hey that's okay okay all right that's all right that's all right where am i am i close to the end of the game maybe maybe i can make this work i'm pioneering my own route basement percent maybe i uh [Music] no i don't know maybe this is like a secret developer room this is where they hide all the nfts and [ __ ] that they sell i don't know what this is okay let's just run it back whatever [Music] i immediately got green hand i'm still on 30 fps son of a [ __ ] time loss inbound but i have to change it actually hold on let's just try it hey let's just try it raw 30fps nothing wrong with getting a little experimental oh [ __ ] i haven't had that mistake happen switch it back i have still not even completed a run yet i have not got the last glitch to work for me thanks to the recent lapis so do i let go of my hands after closing the door or no because i've tried both ways now and i don't know which one's correct these are five gift subs burrito trash appreciate the generosity okay we like that we like that i like that even more yep yes yes yes yes i'm actually on better time than my last run let's go let's go let's go i'm going to need you to trust me come on baby let's get a crazy one first try i feel it i feel it bunny hop blew it that's a good omen though grab and then put the stink in them okay oh wow we we got a real wacky deal going on here oh hold on hold on we just gotta reset is going on here all right hold on there we are all right no i let go too early hold on i'm getting a little too experimental okay please don't do that again did i make it all right now we're really cooking run it back tough tough stuff yeah let me see what direction they face i don't know if it's towards the wall or away from the wall let's take a peek oh there's even still one more thing i have to do it's uh reset twice red yellow red blue okay that's easy let's see what direction they face they face the door like the back of the door what about the other kid same spot okay and it looks like he closes the door and let's go at the same time yeah so it's a closed door let go kind of sequence there so i am doing the right order just not looking in the right direction i don't think mexi reset owen mellowed slam in the gift subject um appreciate it all right we're getting pretty good here though well we're getting consistent there's a lot of improvement here i forgot to switch the frames [ __ ] it let it ride i'm going [ __ ] crazy mode on this one it's time to get insane style 30 frames no problem oh wow i believe we can get out of this okay back to 120. i think there's a wallaby [Music] in the prime retina and there's simon damn that's a tough that's a tough run right there why do you keep saying don't face the door when you close it i just watched two people face the back of the door [Music] i wish people that were giving advice actually played it all right let's ride okay i forgot to start timer we see that the actor making a board ape tv show got fished for his board ape and now doesn't own the rights yeah talking about seth green we talked about that it's a pretty wild story the trailer for that show looks about as awful as you would expect so it's actually a really good thing that he got fished all right here we go come on come on don't be shy oh come on oh my god come on there it is yes sir we take that listen i'm going seth green got fished hal on twitter he said he thought he was minting gutter cats but it turns out he was just getting all his nft stolen i don't know the [ __ ] a gutter cat is though sounds like it was kind of deserved here we go come on baby all right so they look about right here and then let go damn that did not work at all reset damn reset i just want this to work just once i have not completed this a single time well the speed run that is until now man that stuff okay so they both looked about right here and then let go that was it that was it if this block didn't fall over okay i've got i've got the right idea i don't think this will work anymore but i'm not opposed to getting crazy well this is just not working at all now maybe i can stand this back up come here uh it was worth a try i cannot get that to work that was close though if that block didn't fall over i actually think i would have had it [Music] thank you all right i feel good about this run maybe i'll finally complete one i'm getting really consistent here that is like eight seconds faster than my previous best i'm looking really good i just hope i don't [ __ ] this next part up i'm going to need you to trust me i have yet to hit this and it's time to hit it the most important moment i believe in miracles the mighty ducks prove that there's a reason to believe in dreams oh my god i immediately changed it to the wrong fps tough i still believe oh my god i forgot to set the doors yeah maybe i'm just grabbing that at the wrong angle i might be okay i think what's happening is i'm letting go of this one too soon so i'm not getting like that uh like slingshot effect so let's close first not okay let's just get crazy oh boy yeah no no not a vortex here man i cannot get that working did i make it i'm in the same room but i vaporized that blue block that i needed wow huh how the [ __ ] is there some frosty noodle and worm so i definitely have to grab from the front and then this guy does it a little different but same principle okay what about third place he doesn't close the door bro why are people giving advice when they haven't played it you have to close the door or you don't get the launch see notice how he's closing the door there so we're seeing third place who made a mistake so he jumps are they all jumping because i didn't notice the other two jumping that would explain it though because when i did this like five tries ago i got launched into the basement maybe if i had jumped i would have made it here let me see that again he's also really late with detaching this arm so he closes the door as they're closing he detaches actually he never detaches so i actually looks like i don't even need to detach okay i'm gonna try this guy's strategy so he jumps and he never detaches let's see how that goes also people keep saying the block is in the oh but you're right the blocks right here i wonder oh no this just doesn't work at all wait a minute i'm traveling through space in time oh wait i see this i see the train wait i am so [ __ ] close i'm spamming jump oh wow where oh boy what year is it all right i actually think i still might be able to get through i just want to complete this one time one time like this i can no longer use the hands okay whatever quick text message hold on [Music] okay i'm back let's ride when's the recep garcia and drew and braggy and dan and the reset require i feel good about this all right i started time a little early and i immediately got stuck on a door this is an absolutely atrocious start this is where legends are born forgot to change the fps back to 120. this is actually couldn't be a worse start this is how all fairy tales begin come on baby squeak it through squeak it through squeak it through come on don't be shy there we are yes sir yes sir all right just need to complete it just need a little dubskin switch nice good fps play and i've got it this time what it uh let's just reset something went awry run it back okay that's all right hey hey hey hey we're still out here this is the one this is the one mm-hmm [Music] feeling it what what is going wrong here okay reset i feel good don't do that don't do please stop doing that better all right sent me straight to heaven how does this [ __ ] work i have yet to clip into the right area oh hey whoa wait this is kind of nice well what is happening okay that's right hey i get to practice what is going on some it's just not giving me enough line here there's the recent narwhal in the prime monkaroo in the recent wake man thanks to the bits ajax this is one of the hardest tricks in most rng things ever if you want to do a consistent way that's actually plausible i have a speed run that's only a minute slower you just use the s word i don't believe in slow i do only the optimal strats here i come did i make it all right i got the spotlights out where am i [Music] all right just drifting through space cool run it back [Music] that was sweet though thank you aj thanks to recent yoshi in the bits chubby this is real sad thanks the bits of women i spent over five hours on this and didn't get it once do yourself a favor five hours and didn't get it once is that why that kid got so excited when it worked [ __ ] if that's what it takes then so be it i ride it's the resub gnome forgot to change my fps back you're right gonna be an instant time loss these are your sub symbol speedrun that was pretty quick too far i saw that coming come on maybe i bust out okay all right instead of just going back to the title menu every time i'm just gonna keep going here just to speed things up a little bit i haven't completed this a single time yet exit prime puppy that's true covenant maybe that is the key okay okay a little more nice not bad on time not bad there's a recent tally listen i'm going to need you to trust me you said guadalupe i'm feeling it i feel like i get it this time let's go this is the one i'm not even thinking right now i'm just using pure instincts like an animal oh my god that's so unlucky okay it's okay didn't quite get there next to the resub ethan gracie and a2 i get another shot though because it's going to spawn me here oh my god it gave me a red hand hey that's fine [ __ ] it i just need the storage i don't need green green hand for this to work i need green hand to complete the game but i just want to see that i just want to see the end oh don't do this don't do this what are you doing where'd i go [Music] okay back into the [ __ ] cool cool cool he's a prime cj okay i'm getting green hand back i'm going to complete this i will get this just waiting for green hand thank you elliott oh don't don't so i could just squeeze just squeeze okay i tried i tried a little something fancy yeah i'll try waiting a second longer to jump this isn't deep enough i really thought my timing was good there did i make it i can't load game it just crashed when you fall too deep into the void it crashes i wonder if i load game on start if it'll just send me back there to keep practicing man this is tough [Music] let's see that would be really convenient let go of right hand no you're not supposed to let go of right hand actually at least not from what i've seen in the videos but i'll try i don't have green hand right now but it doesn't really matter oh come on what it's not giving me enough slack okay come on i let go of both just instead yeah i don't so third place doesn't actually let go of the hands they go straight through while still having both hands on it they never let go so i don't think it matters if you let go or not there's a brian sniper here i'm grabbing green hand it doesn't matter though this isn't this isn't like a run that's going to count so it doesn't matter if i have red or green hand i just want to get to the end oh man this is gonna feel so good when i get it though uh i i don't see why people are saying jump backwards but sure i'll do it anyway yeah i just instead that was with a jump backwards it looks a resub stellar is it not just pure rng it is all right let's check again it's not in here they don't use this trick here do you know where that leak run ivan the handle to be sometimes three four two the green head so that does a different route and then here like i said this guy doesn't actually let go of hands see now let's go to fourth place we haven't looked at fourth place yet see he also doesn't let go of hands though to be fair didn't work for him there did it where is he oh he's on he's on the train so it worked okay yeah so i don't think letting go of hands matters i think it's just luck and a good angle let's try i'm going to try jumping more towards the middle of the door because both of them went a little more towards the middle this is not enough slack hmm i've been grabbing the block on the edge as close as possible i think i made it nope i'm just under it i can actually see it up there so why do i keep getting blasted lower i changed fps on this right yeah how do i keep ending up underneath who's the prime being the resubciver you're standing too far back you need to use the left hand at a straight angle for more slack i'm what are you talking about i'm doing it at the exact same angle they all do you go to the right of it and lean back every single one of them does the same thing see we have the same slack and then third place does it there too well there's a second place but you get the idea well actually this guy does it a bit differently he actually looks much more towards the corner of the door oh wait this is third place not second second place does it differently so he's like looking right at the edge of the door okay let's see they all grab right there come through this side bring it back close door and jump into it okay [Music] well yeah thanks theresa dude another crash that's okay [Music] it's just rng yeah that's what the other guy said and that guy is on the leaderboard everyone else that's giving suggestions i have not noticed their name on the leaderboard but the guy who said he spent five hours on it and didn't get it once did have another route on the leaderboard oh my god i hit new game didn't i yeah whatever practice is fine i'll make it work forgot to change fps let's resub zero gravity i've got this entire beginning down though i was really struggling with this in the beginning and now i've got it like mastered i haven't made a mistake on here in a while wow that's so sad don't do this to me why why well that's unlucky that's not my mistake that's just bad luck maybe i can get lucky i really don't feel like resetting god why shame [Music] oh i forgot to do that yeah i've been getting this swing part consistently the problem is just that last clip at the end apparently it's pure rng and i just haven't gotten lucky on it yet but i will wow that's sad oh my god could it be patched nope i get the launch every time it just it doesn't send me where i need to go so come on come on why are you doing this to me there we go that was very close to not making it but we squeak it out listen i'm going to need you to trust me i'm not trying a different route i will make this work i will get this eventually rng will be on my side it's just a matter of time in fact i'm going to get it right now perfect position on the block immediately and no luck there [Music] come on stop that there we go thanks to the resub snowy and the prime kudo and the resub amputated in zero gravity oh man you need both doors to close uh here i've got a crazy revelation for you they open and close together so when i do this one over here it's closing both maybe it didn't on that one i didn't pay attention yeah see things that give sub shark god damn oh did i oh my god wait i might have made it i just oh my lord i shot very drastically out of the map i can see the train as i fly by oh how i it really is just pure rng i guess oh i thought that was actually gonna be it dad thanks a gift of mary jane and theresa gremlin the first time after loading slash new game only one of the doors closed recent axle i don't think that's right because the world record holder doesn't adjust the doors when he does it actually yes he does i think he does either way i'll do it anyway it doesn't matter it just it hurts my feelings how is it really just pure rng you just need the time when you let go of the hands that's not true third place guy never even lets go of the hands but even still i've tried both ways letting go of the hands and not letting go of the hands oops forgot to grab green that's okay [Music] oh my god i finally did it and it's the one time i didn't grab green hand oh hey that's good though hey we like that [Music] oh i forgot jesus i keep forgetting to do it i think there is pluna and the prime wonderful what is going on why am i not grabbing it oh my god just give me green oh my oh oh lord there rate's still at 30. i'm good i haven't changed it back yep that'll probably be the only time tonight i actually get it that's so hurtful thanks to theresa isaiah and the prime walker [Music] oh i just don't know what to do he's the prime perfect crab is this train where where am i oh my god don't stop just pulling me back up oh no i just went straight up okay that's alright is the prime enter [Music] oh here's the bit shark the resub d i'm getting so [ __ ] close i am right there i am right there damn it i'm so close i can feel it not so rng now huh well no it still feels rng i haven't changed anything about what i'm doing oh my god and it's sending me different angles every time things get so piney what stop jesus christ what the [ __ ] why is this happening time i just waited too long how long you been doing this route about two hours exit 5 give subs the law appreciate it man thanks the resub kiwi um why why why is there you should dab this time i believe i believe i really think this is the one what that's the first time i haven't gotten the launch first try in like 20 minutes all right that's a good omen though i i keep blasting to the same [ __ ] place there we go i somehow insta grabbed green i still don't understand how that works but i like it saves time okay let's go more towards the middle here all right there's there's sub zero matt and jacob and joshua [Music] i think the resub jumper what okay let's try like here all right that i don't even think that one was close i had so much slack that i wasn't using let's go right on the edge is a tier one wet bible i still have slack which isn't good i don't think i am still launching to the same spot every time eggs resubzu and i think it's because i'm trying to let go of right hand because chat kept saying right hand i don't think that's it maybe maybe they're just wrong anxiety said poopoo so i'm just not going to let go of either one of them [Music] oh what the [ __ ] seems like you're going up now no that wasn't up that was down no idea where that one sent me just insta-locked i i don't know what to do this really might just be straight rng top to bottom so he lets go of left hand this guy let's go both then the third and fourth place don't let go at all he also looks so deep into the door so him in second place look really far into the door okay what about oh this is the guy by the way this is the guy that said use the other route i did this for five hours and never got it once i am curious what route he used oh he uses the route we saw the other day oh too far what is happening why can't i see his run i'm clicking his name this guy looks more towards the middle he also doesn't let go of either hand well he lets go of right hand and then i guess it sends him up so that worked out for him i really think third place is the best example i feel like i learned a lot from third place mainly he's the only one that goes right on the corner of the door and does not let go well actually that's not true he might have let go i couldn't tell well that's right i'm going to keep letting go of right hand just in case i i don't think it matters either way at this point things at prime stage and the resub sweden hobo [Music] okay here we go let's try looking deep into the door like the other two [Music] there was a chance there for a second i could see the train and then it just shot me way too high nice oh god ah are you serious slimy oh i wasn't paying attention one oh my god just give me my green hand holy [ __ ] yep straight down again letting go of right hand does not seem to be working letting go of both hands does not seem to be working how in the [ __ ] i've tried looking at the edge of the door the back of the door in the middle of the door it all sends me in different places every time [ __ ] [Music] hey thanks for the raid cal sorry i didn't see that come through welcome i'm speed running hope you had a great stream raid notifications still don't work no i still haven't figured out how to fix them it's a bot raid ah that's pretty [ __ ] epic why oh wow wow what okay [Music] i thought there was a chance there at that one all the leaderboard runs are using 60fps by the way how can someone like actively go and look something up and be wrong even after looking it up they use 30. we've watched all five or all four that use this root how is that possible you clearly must have watched it how did you get that wrong all right let's be s let's let's go slow going right in the corner just like number one and two oh wait a minute that felt good i i want to run that back that sent me to the right area here's the prime hi i'm going corner of the door again where did that send me this is so frustrating holy [ __ ] i mean if the fifth place guy said it's pure rng then it's gotta be pure [ __ ] rng and i'm starting to believe it i've gotten it one time [Music] can't be that much rng because there's so many runs they all use different routes i think only the top goddammit i think only the top four are using this one i didn't check past five though oh my god just give me my [ __ ] green hand just give me my green hand oh let's try edge of door well i didn't go very far there destroyed the block though that's pretty cool let's see where this takes me i saw the train tracks it still took me towards the train crashed it again i don't know what to do this is so frustrating holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] let's see what does sixth place use [Music] sixth place uses this no no it doesn't use the other one seventh he uses the other one it looks like it looks like just these four so far let's try eighth or let's do ninth i guess nope use the other the other one uses the other one it is just these four that use this root and i see why it's so [ __ ] gross i didn't think this was rng here like how how how do you get that lucky i'm just gonna keep dropping hands immediately and just try it it's a look angle no it's not because first and second use one angle third and fourth use another and it takes them all to the same spot me well that's that was me trying to drop both hands since the crash trying to copy first place there that didn't work try it again because why not this is so frustrating man oh my god this is the worst speedrun route i've ever learned if this really is just pure rng oh no green hand here we go just straight down it's either straight down or straight into a crash never anywhere else where's the reset umikota there's a different route it's just slower and it doesn't look as cool oh don't do this to me why there's the resub conan and burger man oh my god i mean if you look more to the right tried it there's not a single angle on the door i haven't tried just dead here [Music] [Music] the reason he closes the right side door is just to reset doors which is exactly what i'm doing the [ __ ] there we go so he does this which closes the door and then he does that to close him both because he has to let's hit it let's try let's do middle this is a third place did oh crash i don't know these are the bits tubs [Music] you saw four completely different ways they did it so it has to be luck based yeah i mean that's what fifth place said as well so i i'm inclined to believe the person who's currently fifth place i've gotten it once and see if i can get lucky again so far my best runs have come from going here though the only time i got it was going to the right side resubject oh that's not even giving me the launch right now this one sent me well i'm still i'm still traversing uh okay it sent me down making tier one elysian in the resub creek don't do this to me you're better than this my frame rate is 30 fps oh my god stop i never changed it back so it's been 30 fps this whole time don't worry i don't know why you keep spamming that i don't know why i keep spamming that i just showed you it is still 30. you're just wrong please stop all right let's get it i feel good here could have been worse okay [Music] here's the resub zach yeah i had no chance here i come i might have to give up and just do the other route i this this really might just be luck based like entirely like there's just i don't know what i haven't tried i've tried all four of their roots or all four of their angles sorry and i've gotten it one time without ever like doing anything different i don't know what to do i don't know what to do oh i forgot the other hand i bet i get it with red hand exit tier one nuke i bet i get it first try red hand again oh no nevermind thanks to the two or the 200 bits seen on yeah i made it to the train once but i didn't have green hands so i actually still couldn't even finish the game it was so [ __ ] sad hey tuff well i don't exactly know what's happened all right that was pretty cool i'm gonna try just instantly letting go of right hand and just see what happens [Music] i don't think that's the play but i'm [ __ ] desperate oh god jesus thanks the prime krog third place third place runner says it's pure rng but setups can vary the rng that sounds about right these are three gif subs shinji so it looks like everyone agrees it's pure rng to a certain degree man to get that rng in an actual run is the patience is nuts why did that happen let's try corner of the door oh who's that from the start jesus well i can't let go of my left hand there we are and salvageable i still believe i mean it basically did the same thing nothing really changed there holy [ __ ] oh my god i i don't know man i i don't think i'll ever hit this let's just try like a full run and maybe i maybe now i prime the rng enough where my next attempt it'll work we'll see [ __ ] i forgot to change the fps it's all right a bit of a time loss but that'll be okay oh boy he's the resub yw or why come on not bad making decent time let's see how it goes listen i'm going to need you to trust me here i come let's see if the rng's on my side doing the slow setup just to be super safe perfect positioning on right hand yep you know there's just not much you can do thanks larissa bringo ah it's so so sad this is the worst trick in speed running history i hate it at least with the mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies you get the boat launch every time you can't really control where it goes like super well but you have some level of influence this is just pure [ __ ] random chance i'm gonna have to do the different slower route so there's the train can i pull myself up to this nope all right do you hold w when you get launched i only hold w going into the door like everyone else was doing but i don't hold w because i don't want to launch myself too far maybe try w and d sure i've tried d but i haven't tried w and d so we'll see how that goes w and d engaged pretty cool pretty cool exercise felipe [Music] man said he spent five hours on this and didn't get it once right now i've spent two and a half hours and i've gotten it once oh try looking lower not a single one of them looks low but i'll do it anyway just because why not i'll look really low on the door that's positioning is so good let's go this angle i was having better luck here well all things considered better than normal thanks to the recent slap a la card in the prime asdf should have known when the kid let out let out a cry of relief when he got it like you knew it was finally over oh just give me it one time let's middle door middle of the door oh my god where did that send me i actually thought that i actually thought that could have been it i thought i was on top of the train [ __ ] i was a fool to believe that i think middle of the door might just be the play that at least seems to have send me in the right direction because i need to be going that way here i come oh good run was a good attempt sent me right by the train on that one heavy day to be fair that's looking better [Music] oh god thanks very sub bearded and rk here i come this is going to be a good one let's go right on the edge of the door all right i feel good wow we could run okay now i'm just not even getting the launch is it rng yes every single runner that's done it said it's pure rng okay i'm not even getting the launch anymore what is happening am i spinning too long in the door let's be faster i think there's some mike's hardest third place looks more towards the middle of the door and stands back a bit yes they do i've tried it there is not a single angle i haven't tried and tried like a thousand times might have been too fast okay let's slow it down okay am i bouncing i'm bouncing all right let's try let's stand back too a little bit here let's jump into the door look at that that never stood a chance i'm getting desperate just trying anything i can think of the train is right there at least i think it was i don't know i couldn't tell pure rng good luck thanks this [ __ ] sucks i just want to hit it one time just one [ __ ] time so well at least that sent me somewhere different back into this soft lock spot at least it's different yeah yeah i just yeah oops oh let's just do red hand i already know i hit this with red hand again already know how this [ __ ] goes first try red hand i tried just not moving just to see okay oh these are some stuart and barbarucci this is uh never going to work i see that now this is literally never going to work i don't know how first second third and fourth spent enough time on this to get an actual run with it i i have to wonder how many hours went into it it had to be so many this is pure [ __ ] rng no wonder that kid freaked out yeah no wonder it worked once didn't it yeah but i didn't have green hand and it worked once just because i got lucky there's just nothing you can do here except pray man i really blasted that block i wonder if it matters if it's the blue block or not let's see doesn't matter it literally doesn't matter it sends me to the same area sends me in the same direction the same height everything so it doesn't even matter if it's the blue block or not all right i'm going to give this like 10 more tries and then i'm just going to do the slower route there's a tier one fusion tuna the lower you look the higher you go that seems not accurate but let's try i'll look like way up at the top of the door that immediately blasted me into space thanks the resub kd things he gets so bearded that's not what they said to do didn't he say the lower you look the higher you go okay let's let's try the inverse of what i just did thanks to the bitstubs well that's just not even launching me looking there jesus christ oh my god thanks to the resub net i've tried releasing both hands i've tried releasing right hand i've tried releasing left hand i've tried not releasing hands nothing has affected it it is pure goddamn rng and it's it's sad they released themselves there that wasn't even me now i can't even get my hands back see it's still registering my hand on this there's a recent purple it's not it's not looking good i'll do like a couple more tries here and then just do the slower route it's getting late i at least want to get a run on the board jesus no it's not a pixel perfect angle it's a random angle first second third and fourth all use different locations that they looked at on the door it doesn't matter it's just luck let's try this one crash all right where's the slower route it's time to give up on that that is the worst speed run trick ever i've never had something be that rng reliant that is so frustrating holy he's the prime doctor dank so wow well i have no [ __ ] idea how that works oh this is that same box clip that uh the video we watched was saying is pure rng as well i bet isn't it or what did no he didn't say rng what did he say i don't remember what he said about it i'll i'll just feel it out let's let's let's just see let's just give it a let's just give it a real spirited blind attempt here things the prime swag jesus come on yeah this is so far oh jesus exit prime circus did he do it right against the door i don't think so it's it's close to it though it's probably like right here [Music] so [Music] i see i see how it works it launches the box well this is also going to be pretty rg reliant [ __ ] yeah man this speed run sucks son of a [ __ ] all right here i come oh i didn't go far enough oh god stop stop oh jesus christ okay so probably like right there can i get around no it's like right here stop up stop up god dammit what why [ __ ] oh this is miserable this is [ __ ] miserable thanks to the gifts of alerics well immediately broke that i get to do it again [Music] didn't hit me through the door but it was kind of close wow this is just as oh my god this is just as bad as the other one come on hit me in hit me in oh that didn't work [Music] here i come i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm doing but hopefully this will just somehow launch me in nope like zerisa blasmary this sucks holy [ __ ] this sucks i might have to go for milf root which is the one we watched initially it's completely glitchless after the first couple of glitches we do so i just think it's kind of boring but at this point i just want a time on the board thanks a recep stone yeah i need green hand for end of game thanks the resub minister [Music] wow okay i'm gonna go to the bathroom and fill up my water real quick holy [ __ ] this sucks oh my god i'll be right back oh there's a recent t-dog minister in the prime biking all right let's look up the non-rng root [Applause] it's a lot less cool though this is a 217. this is using the non-rng root right this is the milf one sleepy oh i thought there was something i had to do before that well that's easy all right not as cool but whatever i i'm out of [ __ ] ideas on how to get a run with this goddamn rng it would take actual days of non-stop attempts to string together a run that gets the rng necessary for the last clip we'll launch god damn it i'm still at 30 fps time loss well now i'll never have to switch to 30fps again well so you know what i haven't tried doing the glitch at 120 fps why do they do it at 30 does it only work at 30 i wonder i'm gonna get experimental i'm gonna try it at this come on don't do this to me stop doing this squeeze through unlucky there we go thank you it's a little slow but so be it oh because you swing slower at 30 fps so it won't launch you as far listen uh i need you to trust me not like it's mattered i still get launched into [ __ ] oblivion i have the only hit that trick once i'm going for it we're doing it at 120. we'll do it live [ __ ] it wow that immediately didn't work wow okay all right hold on i see it the the trick actually just doesn't work at high uh high frames never mind it does to be honest that felt like a better attempt than any of the other ones thank you recently though i'm gonna try 60 yeah let's try it at 60 instead of 30 and see how that goes i i went to 30 just instinctually it's just so hard for me to give up on this i spent so much time on it i genuinely think these are better i'm not gonna lie but i don't think there's ever going to be one where i actually land on the train okay let's just complete the run i'm giving up on it it's a dog [ __ ] trick pure rng garbage makes me sick to my stomach i'm done with it i'm moving on i forgot to change the fps back oh wait now while i'm here there's no harm in trying again um where am i oh i'm going down not up okay enough of that oh i forgot to change fps luckily i remember now though okay so be it we're done with it what are the colors again [Music] red blue yellow or red yellow red blue okay red yellow red blue oh that's right well reset i wasn't paying attention the combination is random yes i do know that but that it's always red yellow red blue that they do in the speedrun for some reason there's three sub [ __ ] and ocelottl i've got a good feeling what a sad [ __ ] uh unreal next year some cantaloupe it wasn't far enough to pull myself through run it back that was really good though i was making great time [Music] what's been your favorite game to speedrun probably the hobbit either the hobbit or granny someone said it'll always work at 15 fps well that's not really an option i'd have to tank my computer's performance to get it to 15 fps outside of the game why is this happening [Music] let's go well that's unlucky this runs dead well i'm losing it [Music] jeepers oh oh i got really lucky with that green hand snag i was lucky i wasn't paying attention here's hoping i don't [ __ ] this up for the third time in a row almost did but we recovered come on well this is dead what is happening why is the hand not going through now [Music] makes the resub based god yep i do like stranger things oh my god okay i'm not going back to the title i can't keep doing this i can't and then i forgot here i come i still haven't seen everything everywhere all at once yet [Music] come on you son of a [ __ ] jesus what is happening why won't it [ __ ] pull me through what is going on thanks to the prime goose and recep kazuki is it 60fps i don't think so i'm pretty sure i changed it back i'll check after this but i don't understand why it's just not pulling me through well i was lucky i'm surprised that wasn't a soft lock there's this offlock thanks there's some karma true aj the box one wasn't much better though that didn't feel as any more consistent i couldn't get that at all either this way [Music] come on please jesus christ i hadn't struggled with this part for so long and now all of a sudden it just won't work it's like six times in a row just go through holy [ __ ] well this one's dead here's the prime carlo recep rider hmm yeah i don't i don't know i don't know what's happening yeah i saw that coming now i'm just tilted did you check settings no i don't think the settings are wrong i'm pretty sure i set it back to 120. just please oh my god there we go thank god jesus christ listen i'm going to need you to trust me i'm almost there come on doing it the old-fashioned way wait did she just take my green hand wait what i didn't even know she could do that i'm assuming she doesn't give it back huh all right we run it back thank you you said bless [Music] ah i've got it this time [Music] come on baby i'm almost there nice decent time looking good here he comes [ __ ] tilt proof baby listen i'm going to need you to trust me you have to shoot your left hand once under the pipe i didn't get a chance to read all that i'm just going to assume this isn't going to work oh my god so i'll just have to reset again anyway you have to shoot your left hand once under the pipe for the left uh you have to shoot you have to shoot your left hand once under the pipe on the left then shoot your right hand exactly after well that didn't work what the [ __ ] do you mean victory very exciting mommy mommy heard that miss poppy was going to just give you the train code to escape now how is that fun instead why don't we make this pipe this feels too far i don't think we reach that oh maybe we do run it back here it comes [Music] that pipe okay this is the resub hawkeye don't forget to start that doesn't matter it's probably a dead run anyway thanks to the resub reaper and the resub aj in slip and there it is [Music] want to keep going back to the title screen because i have to at least i'm assuming i have to since all the other runs start from the title screen as opposed to load game no i don't really see why time starts at the same spot anyway but i'm a good boy who plays by the rules come on baby this is looking real promising i like i like where we're at here nice good and slow that's what it's all about here's the resa rich and the prime ayah listen i'm going to need you to trust me here i come bunny hop nope are you serious [Music] this is the one so under this pipe huh great i hit this [ __ ] pipe here feels nice let's run it back [Music] i did it under the pipe she still grabbed my hand i guess it's just because my left one didn't make it oh i never give up unless it's that pure rng trick i was trying for three hours that can suck my dick yeah we're making good time come on oh you stubborn bastard there we go nice this is better time this is the run i want this is going to be a nice 20 minute run maybe i'm going to need you to trust me come on hit the bunny hop hit the bunny hop maybe just start surfing like it's cs go hit it queen makes the resub cake here i go please don't [ __ ] me again all right i like that did i get the milf skip though i don't exactly know what milk skip is but did i get it mommy this is a tier one fluozy miss poppy was going to just give you the train code to escape now how is that fun you did get mill skip let's out of go the game station is still working it will be just like old times and if you win all those games i'll give you the train code mommy loves oh my god i'm actually going to complete it i'm actually going to finish a [ __ ] run [Music] jesus christ and eat your insides while you're still alive can you shut the [ __ ] up jesus christ i'm trying to finish this here i go making amazing time right now [Music] oh this was slow i thought that was instant i'm in red yellow red blue after two resets red no that's not the right button oh my god please how do i nope uh i don't know i i forgot what i'm supposed to do okay how does this part work the [ __ ] am i supposed to do here i know the combo is random but red yellow red blue is what everyone did one four two three two four three one okay so i just have to keep pressing combos here well it's gonna be like the last one i try but nice four two three have i done four two three one four one three two i think i did one four two three already okay this is fun okay that's all of those damn it wrong one okay that's all that [Music] first try we [Music] well so that makes it even more [ __ ] wild that not only did first second third and fourth place get the most rng trick to work for them but they also got the combo is one two three four on all of them holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ] crazy the amount of rng in this run is wild oh my god that is absolute insanity no the run's not over run doesn't end until the train flips i was so scared she put me back in that case but you saved me you are perfect too perfect to lose i'm sorry i can't let you leave oh my god i've never met anyone like you you can you can get the auto splitter on live split then you can turn on having the code on live split [Music] rng on your live split if you enter the game auto splitter should pop up and you can get the code on your live split to make the last part no rng that's legal what the [ __ ] so that's legal but playing 240 fps isn't it's boring if you don't oh i agree i agree but then why isn't 240fps legal i forgot to pull this 240 is an unfair advantage for better pcs i think now time stops i don't remember it's it's somewhere here time stops probably there from the fade to black well that was without a shadow of a doubt the worst speed run i've ever done like speed run game i love the beginning i hate that the cool tricks are pure [ __ ] rng at the end i oh my god that makes me so sad god jesus christ congrats on fourth to last place no no no no that's not how that works here let's see where that does place though that's not how it works here though [Music] so like for example this 347 what they actually get is oh well never mind they actually got there at nutty speed never mind you're right ninja unknown mainly one two four three yeah so i guess i just have to download the code thing if i actually want a competitive time which i don't know it doesn't feel right exit 2 gives subs you can get a better time in the milf skip now well i lost all the time on the code so the reason that all of these times work i guess is because of the auto splitter telling them the code instead of it just being a 1 in 24 chance brennan or just luck nope uh aj's fifth place and he said that the reason this isn't rng is because the auto splitter tells them the code hey well thank you aj for all the help tonight man but i know that whatever i need you to do man that was [ __ ] awful i thought it was going to be a easy and b pretty cool but that last trick is just not fun at all at all one more attempt no i don't feel like downloading the uh auto splitter code finder i'll just let that be my only complete run there that i did not enjoy it i like the beginning the beginning was fun to learn and get consistent at but since there's nothing you can do for that second half for the the door i just i can't i can't handle that that sucks you can see the code from the train uh i don't know about that fifth place guy said it comes from the auto splitter let's see let's listen to let's listen to one exit tier one cluck perfect oh [ __ ] beautiful did he just guess [Music] i don't see how he would have got it wrong if he had the uh the code all right let's go to let's go to one of these there's only 10 codes wouldn't it be a one in 24 chance oh yeah see because it says right here on his auto splitter current combination 2431 24 combinations but 10 functional ones yeah but still they're using the code right here what's the gifts of riddler i mean yeah i mean to be fair i agree i think that's fine this is trash just like pure rng guessing at the end so if they can get the code beforehand that's fine that doesn't bother me that does seem like it would be illegal in every other game but this game is so [ __ ] miserable with rng i have no problem with it i just don't feel like downloading it it's not going to make my time significantly better i'll be right in the middle of the pack somewhere in like 40th 50th place let me see some cranberry everyone wants wheat chop well i don't i don't feel like playing wheat shop right now is the bits again aj oh i get you yeah it's because 240 increases the swing speed gotcha man well it wasn't smooth but we did we did put up a time at the very least jesus christ things that resub thousand hope you had fun in sarasota yeah i think i'm gonna go to bed i couldn't fall asleep till like 6 30 a.m last night so i'm gonna go to bed he's the recep despicable and the prime reckless thanks everyone for tuning in to everyone who donated big thank you new subs welcome aboard sub means a lot so thanks for subbing enjoy the emotes and i will see you all tomorrow thanks again everyone let me see who's streaming tomorrow oh god oh god it's going wild okay let's see let's throw ya uh it's not letting me show more okay who do you want to go to of the normal group i don't know who all streaming so tell me someone who's streaming he's a [ __ ] and aj that sounds awful aj i can't handle more rng i taught you to scootch last night scoots danking and rex are all still live okay i haven't tossed you to rex in a while i'll throw you over there i don't know what he's doing tonight but i'll toss you that way all right see you tomorrow everyone [Music] you

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Length: 235min 30sec (14130 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 21 2022