Naruto running to CIVILIZATION VI

all right here we are 2k back and back and forever to you guys at home slurping your uh disgusting slurpee there yeah it's been it might have been it might have been seconds yeah giant blueberry you ran like a it's in like the south and the midwest yeah oh so here's the i was deal i was just commenting before this that uh we wanted to just make something interesting happen before the last year yeah we definitely did i i am i think i think in this thing we will start our first world war and we will be the caveat of it right like yeah oh well okay you know what it means i don't know if that's an appropriate use of the word caveat what is caveat it's like a little like a uh like a catch it's like a black fish egg that's really expensive we will be the catalyst i think that's what i wanted to say the reason yes that's that's so that is a good one so the germans started world war one with canada okay check your history books yeah i still can't believe it's been it's again it's been a week so i don't really i kind of have a vague remember yeah we did it i mean it was it was like a feedback loop so we took out kingston so we started a war but also and i think that i think he really wanted that canadian aluminum that was the only one you did say your plan was to take that city which i think you're very close to march again too right now but here's the problem from what i recall yeah look it's gonna start rebelling so we need to start knocking these other ones down i think the real plan that we should be doing is turning all of the places into our own concoctions wait wait zach what did you take over irma in ireland uh no that's a well that's a city state zack i want you to take over irma but rename it you're my your mother is that what you've always wanted to happen who's the one with us japan oh it's not as bad as everyone because sometimes we just i mean we wanted peace anyways all we really wanted was illumina so now we're with canada and this is all we need that's good and and and the ottoman this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i think um okay where should we put it i don't know why canada's mad we only took one [ __ ] place yeah we did shower their city with bombs for like for like yeah oh it's 1986 zac yeah right that didn't happen for multiple multiple okay sorry let me find a good spot to put this um the five-year world war battle with the [ __ ] bomber jets and the cat and the sorry not the caveat and the compliment the comp the accomplishment of doing all that was changing it to kingscom that was the only [ __ ] reason you annihilated kingston called kingston that's right see we had like four year battle just to do that i think you honestly if i was in control that's what i would be doing exactly yes i have an idea i'd be a [ __ ] great warlord i have a cool idea what's your favorite great warlord i think corey you be hitler [Laughter] well this is civilization we're in the middle of a whole you're the fdr i don't know how to do i don't know what fdr sounds what sort of predicament are we in if i'm hitler we're all in the same room well i mean i i who fighted who farted towards me oh where is the tent from everybody and so i'm putting my leg over my [ __ ] over my crotch i just pitched it give me a paintbrush paintbrush yeah i haven't been practicing your german accent all right oh really it's your paintbrush just really really polite slip and i draw eva braun like farting in shitty bits caught too bad the news he was there it's an adolphian extra extra edge to read all about it i come out of solitary confinement is that's me you were in solitary i was having breaks thrown at my eyes all right who waged war which one of yours was it it was pop propose it was uh the german what's his name that's the german dust german daw the red baby what was the emergency being declared against this [ __ ] dude uh he must have invaded a city state well he got a fee failed okay the epic fail in front of the committee how's king's coming the rebellion i can't if i start eating more of this up so for those who don't know we literally just started war with canada for aluminum for no reason well you just said it was for aluminum that's not no reason yeah i think that's a more pro there's like other ways to get aluminum ores are consistently waged over resources so that's very versatile all right would you wage wage war over aluminum i mean personally would i personally i guess i suppose it depends on it really would depend on how much of but it's 1988 what if my entire country's uh it's going to be dependent on aluminum yeah yeah you know i think with that i mean to be fair they shouldn't they shouldn't be the only ones hoarding the aluminum it seems a little unfair some gold gold we could have we never offered to trade them for that aluminum yeah well it's easier to take it back before i think we did they said [ __ ] off maybe they did again it's been a little bit uh no they said we tried everything no they said [ __ ] off to us trying to take the city peacefully as a trade there's a lot of purple that's not doing that's wormism corey that's all our beautiful wormism at play worm is a yeah the orange up there is sort of like ruining the purple that's kind of gross wormism.com visit worm isn't it you can definitely visit wormism.com check it out there's a single picture graphic of an earthworm check it out you like what you say you like what you see i guarantee it we're selling wormism for 60 grand yeah nets already bought so wait the url i thought you were saying we're selling like wormism itself like you can join no no no no no that's priceless wormism requires a complete redux of like your like christian family you can join wormism for a low payment uh you don't even get baptized 29 995 95. you get your head shoved in a [ __ ] vat of worms and you have to eat all of them you have to eat as much worms as you can before you walk into our church yeah and then if you puke you're [ __ ] kicked out of me that's that's how we save you from the devil could you imagine a big [ __ ] like i don't know like a trough like a goddamn pig trough and then walking uniforms projectile vomiting on the first [ __ ] person if you ate like 50 worms would they burrow into your body they would die they would absolutely just be wiggling in your [ __ ] yeah i mean you're saying just eating live worms that you didn't chew yeah they would die they would destroy your stomach yes your stomach is probably probably would burn up in your stomach that wouldn't make it all the way through that busting that's actually found to even visualize i mean i don't know worms some worms or maybe if you i mean these are gross like you can like cut them in half and they can still loose are brazilian yeah i think this one was a brazilian they've got big brothers the brazilian worms everyone knows about i want to see a worm getting a brazilian they already don't have hair well that's that's because they all got them already point taken tomorrow you love that [ __ ] here's what's going down you love you're going to act crazy and you're all going to love the only thing that scares me more than a than a hairless worm is a hairless worm yep worm put the fear of god in me worms dwelled at all i think worms are gross and they stink and i'm not interested in that you're anti-worm just earthworms i thought you were better than that i just don't like the way they smell i feel like they should have some sort of better smell personally it's very insensitive to say about all of worm kind there was like five foot earthworms near where i live in ireland i honestly think you should take a a a handful of worms stick them into like a [ __ ] bowl of margin and swim around and then fry then deep fry them deep frying them they would they would be pretty good yeah people eat crickets and stuff people you love bugs right i love eating bugs i love sleeping in my little [ __ ] cubicle literally wakes up and literally says i can't eat bugs bugs i heard a story that like you were having margin in a place and it kept giving you like explosive oh yeah like every every diner around town yeah diner always explain right yeah they cook with margaret because it's like cheaper or something you cannot cook with better margarine sucks to cook with unless you're making like grilled cheese it sucks ass because it melts instantly my stomach can't handle like butter yeah the and especially in the amount that they probably used to be i'll be honest i like margin because it's a quick spread and you can have it sometimes but i mean when you're cooking you use [ __ ] butter okay but yeah i mean it's gross i'm not like a chemical expert but as i understand it's like it's almost like plastic i don't know what it is it's all like it's it's very close to just being plastic like no animal in the world will like eat margarine really kind of concoction like yeah i think i remember hearing like they've done it was like they you could unleash like a colony of ants like with like like into like a margarine thing and like they would just walk over it like they wouldn't even acknowledge it that's gross that's weird you're making me question my like choice to ever have mine and [ __ ] ants like straight up eat like dead animals like that lizard oh yeah that's this is literally just hearsay that i've heard i i can't validate this but maybe i'll look it up later um well i mean it sounds like it why would somebody oh which lives in your butthole sick or butterfly or buttworm oh my god worms ew i don't think this is that's a foul concept can you imagine this is a [ __ ] pgp larva is basically like a little worm but i'm thinking like a bot earthworm yeah could you imagine seven inches long climbing out of your pocket pops out of your skin crawls out of your pores stretches your pore to like like three centimeters wide okay so you know i was like like mega babies and when squidward gets the cabinet dropped on his toe that's what we're doing right now yeah yeah i i really do people have closed out people are eating entitlements i'm telling you like um i was talking to chris about this i don't feel like this is like the same situation but like when a show runs out of ideas they only they just fall back on like being really gross or like being really like like violent like uh family guy right like family guy nowadays is just like really like gross and like violent peter gets his head carved off get his [ __ ] arm blown off by a firecracker it's [ __ ] disgusting look he came to our assistants in this evil war oh the armok guys came to help jack yep zach zach yep how come we have tanks how come buddy how come uh you ghosted at your computer and you just want to simulate the shitty stuff that goes on the real world like what's the point yeah what is wrong with you yeah wars like bad dude what kind of joy can you get from this this feels like i would not die i would yeah and they would they would drop their did i ever tell you what i was taught in school about tiananmen square no what was that i was told that a guy with a briefcase stood up to a bunch of tanks and then and then the whole war stopped and he saved everybody no the tank around the world i [ __ ] know that now i know that like [ __ ] millions of people grind it into paste and shoved into the gutter he was crushed and it was like this is gonna be censored he was crying that's really [ __ ] up to tell a bunch of kids i did everyone lived happily ever after he was crushed and it was like the equivalence of like a volcano going off and like the black ash that's left over but like the body like you know you know when you hear about like getting some growth back in cities boys i've been watching like these like uh abandoned places like abandoned houses those are really interesting to watch just like these youtubers who go around to abandon places there's some specific ones right yeah but i was watching specifically houses and they always have like weird [ __ ] up stories where they like go up to a room and it's like this place was abandoned because of like a unsolved murder and the thing still has blood but i feel like why would it still have blood why wouldn't they confiscate that gosh that's weird look there are definitely sometimes where stuff just gets lost and it gets like frozen at times yeah like maybe like they couldn't do it like there was like some legality issues but it's like it's strange when i see a room that has blood on the walls and blood on the bed you're just like fake but i mean a lot of times it's one of those things i mean it was in like a foreign it was in like a foreign country like did someone ask russia or something did the property just kind of get abandoned yeah it was abandoned it was not a war it does make sense yeah because it's just weird whose responsibility would it be at that point to clean up the blood i don't know but it's like i feel like probably like terrible nobody would want that responsibility yeah but i was watching like abandoned places and you could like they were going like these they were just going like random places they were like finding couches and stuff where people died and their imprints were still there and it was creepy that's very unsettling it's crazy like also like dead people who are eaten by their house pets and like you can still see their imprint of where their their hand is like outstretched like they fell forward where their body was like like you know eaten by animals oh my god did they ever try like not doing that they get eaten by animals that's not good youtube like you don't bring in the clicks of them people should be more responsible to eat their animals before they die yeah yeah you should ask also and before you know you're dying you absolutely need to eat your own butt finish your animal sub corey next time you're at newgrounds you should release a bunch of rats into the office oh i mean it's already happening regardless mice like you you kind of can't help it because if you have an office and the office is really big i mean obviously there's like you know other reasons why they're there it's warm and it's cold outside you're probably gonna get but it's a big [ __ ] office with a bunch of like holes and [ __ ] because you know it's being worked on but it wasn't completely filled so there are holes and stuff not enough to like there's not giant holes in the wall that birds can just fly in and out of when they please but it's like you know like holes on the ground where like the door uh closes and shuts and stuff and like mice run in and out of that all the time and it's just like at some point you're just like i'm whatever like you can't really do anything about it you can put like sticky traps down but i feel like those are inhumane because when they get caught up yeah they can almost definitely tear their rails off dude it's just like and also like it's hard to deal with because it's like torture there are people out there that like are the kind of people that are like no if you have a rat problem just they're little god's creatures exactly i don't it's the thing is like it's one thing if you just use it rat wandered in it's another thing if you have an infestation that's what i was going to say if you had a rat problem where they're like they're actually digging through your garbage hypothetize with it but at the same time let's say you were saying that core bonuses it's just a little tiny little baby field mouth so it's like it's kind of uh what type of deal how about you [ __ ] off um i'll tell you what though this guy yep he's got a nice little baby uh you want me to give you no that's too much way too much here let's give him five what would you do for that what would it take what dang he wants he wants a lot of gold what's up he looks like a hundred percent that's not that 162 gold in total okay for just five here's what we're just five favor oh oh actually wait a minute here oh he's got a lot of aluminum holy crap actually okay okay let's take this out really carefully here we need we need a bigger air force because i'm like stretched the fact the fact [ __ ] you now he wants it the fact is that's what the point of the zack is now i'll tell you something right now like the fact that i can't transfer my air force from there to there you gotta hand it to dream it's still we're we still remember that song that's good that's a good hug dude wait what that was the first dream the dream song you know you don't oh you don't know i don't watch any of that crap dude it was [ __ ] powerful as hell dream reeks dude you're not a dream you're not a dream sexual you're not a dreamer i'm not a dream standpoint i thought you told me you were dream sexual you [ __ ] you check on twitter and he's like dream just coughed today and it's like all right well sometimes humans do that oh we're going to a golden age oh dude this rocks look we're about to get a giant death robot this is really good finally fall out like metal gear automaton warfare here we go well they just learn how to make swords in another town get ready for a mech corey let me show you're gonna like what you see i guarantee it yeah make kings come hate canada yeah yeah we're taking it take all of canada what else can i name every place kings come what i'm gonna get rid just to really rub it in that the first place they took was like this is a giant death robot it'd say it's a little it's a uranium-powered unit these can [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna wait one more turn because he could move like 90 tiles i'm just going to oh my gosh jesus i'm just gonna like go to buddha and smack it once and annihilate the entire city you're about to see it and then the leader's gonna come be like no no please and he's gonna give you six goals you're gonna [ __ ] be like no deal he's gonna beg me for peace please don't give me yeah yeah whatever you say man we should just do peace with the ottomans till we can deal with canada whoa wait where is he he's like way did he just condemn you what did he just declare war against people where is his problem well he's about to get awarded he's got a pretty big country down here he's got a chip on his shoulder you have a mech they don't why would he declare where someone's so far away i don't know these little ais just act that way sometimes they're just mad because they can't be a part of the party kind of sucked me out of the game world that's right yeah it's impractical uh oh did i ever get it yeah please uh refrain from using words like ai these real leaders have instead of next you know yeah because we do live in these irs real people these are real people like you gotta like you gotta get into the mindset like these these people they're all real they're altered and they're sick all right guys look so we're gonna hit that i hit buddha and now we're gonna take this guy and he's looking around for something to smash oh my gosh

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Length: 20min 16sec (1216 seconds)

Published: Tue May 17 2022