"I'm Still ALIVE!" in CIVILIZATION VI

[Music] what a silly name what is ridiculously ridiculous name what a ridiculous face all that matters is that we destroy everybody hey your domination you moved up two slots in domination [ __ ] you can make metal now we can focus everything up here you guys you can sim focus so focus i got a [ __ ] penis on my chest i can't find it i'm not [ __ ] how about you i missed that guy what happened to him his dick got a boner he died from it but they got a bone i had the blood rush for my heart he probably is dead that's not okay i'd love him i i every time i look him up he's still alive but he might actually be dead this way i think at this time he really is gone for good why wouldn't you assume that because i saw a picture of dad imagine if you found this what the [ __ ] i'm not [ __ ] doing i got a [ __ ] piece of sauce and i'm still alive i love that he put that video on remember the one where he's freaking out going it's called jacket he goes i used to show it to my cousins that's gonna be the funniest video can we put jackie ghost in here make it a jump scare let's see his name's simibus it's to sim [ __ ] submit i always feel like our own civilization irl is more like you know there's more nuance and it's more uh complicated than this video game so you might as well just learn the real one no this is better than the the real life but why why would you get so stuck into a silly simulation like this because uh this is more real than real okay you know what i mean i think so i think i get you yeah like i would say neglect everything you your life and just like play video games that's probably good to do i found his i found his tic tac no way he's got a tick tock he's living he's kind of real jason is 93 are you making videos and [ __ ] now you know i like to keep perspective [ __ ] right he sounds the same i'm happy yeah see he sounds like he's doing good he's doing pretty good pick a card in your mind's eye oh okay is it the ace of spades no it's not the interesting is it the five of hearts no is it the five of spades no is it the five of diamonds how many guesses do you get why is it even a five is it one of hearts uh no but close what was that you never seem to care when you're like knocking out resources when you do no that's just the woods you don't need woods okay you don't need wood what good is what it for anyway you don't just don't want to knock out like a like gold and free lazy he looks like a future handsome shrek [Music] i love this kind of music you're still kind of scientifically dumb yeah i am that that's my biggest thing i want to get back on track is that everything else follows because then i can all right traitor i'm getting sleepy are you saying this action-packed game doesn't have you on the edge of your seat who does that again oh tomorrow does that this one i've never no i've never no no we went on that trip to big bear and then we walked in on you sleeping your arms we were in we were in the museum and the tomorrow museum we're at the great miyazaki meet museum and you push the button on the wall and says tomorrow used to sleep like this when he was alive no no no no i would love to see yoshi getting his tongue cut off like like you put on a big butcher table he's going oh you cover one of those berries and like glue and and and it's it's like a sticky banana it's anchored so he sticks his tongue out and then he can't i love to catch yoshi in a giant sticky any of a mousetrap when he tries to get off it like peels and slices i'd love to play the game with him where you do the knife between the fingers but do it with his tongue you just like go you're just stabbing the tongue over here he's going left and right and hoping not to hit the tongue he's closing his eyes he's sweating if they were to make a new game they should make a torture simulator where you can import any character from anything and uh you get to torture them with a stanley knife right tomorrow yeah you should make a game it's like a realistic gore it's more realistic than yeah chris i bet you could just make that i will you should just make it by yourself i'll call it civilization eight civilization hate that's about hatred and killing evil i'll call it sid meier's civilization seven buyer call it symbolize chris civilization does that mean you're gonna pay sid meier for the license or are you just you're just getting a lawyer he did not trademark his name sid buyers hate simulator [Laughter] sid meier's house of haiti sid myers tortures him he's like a 16 year old like nice man he has to be somewhat of a genius to make this game i mean he's doing a bunch of things yeah he is the game designer behind this and and pirates and and i'm the shame designer that's about all i know is civilization of pirates did he do anything else uh there is another one pirates which i can't remember let's see tomorrow there's one thing i want you to know uh what's that no one escapes tweety's farm isn't this look at this is sid meier doesn't he look like a sweetie he's a nice guy he wouldn't make it he looks like a good father he looks like a guy that would pour hot wax in your face fl as a response to what looks like just a sweet fellow he would do that scene from fight club where he pours the the substance on the man's hand the substance the substance oh yeah he also did alpha centauri oh yeah yeah that's the one i was thinking about you also i think he did smash as well i don't think he did admire some smashings he called covert action i don't think that one really took off gettysburg super smash greta thundberg sim we should have played sid meier's getting his grant virginia fires credit how dare you oh he also i should be in a video game he invented sim right now golf which we never played he did railroad tycoon in 1990. i should be getting shot in the face with a cannon but he was involved more like read a bum turd bump turd you should cry if you heard that i do she starts doing a high frequency scream and her pigtail starts spinning around really fast yeah it's like the scariest thing ever seen i think you should still go for the purple guy first because he messed with you first i completely agree this guy deserves it more of it also uh you put him in bloor mannington yeah because i saw this was starting to go down that city would revolt and if that got eaten by somebody get eaten by this you don't want to you don't want getting touched by tushpa no no i don't even [ __ ] hear that [ __ ] you got lying infantry bro well done zach you should build some of that line infantry well done you're the best civilization player i've ever seen those are lion infantry ain't day no oh look at you go we're getting bigger and better and stronger we're going to look at examination can you eventually build like battleships that can do like long-range strikes yeah yeah you could build nuclear submarines and you can i can literally with the nuclear subs like nuka guy like across the map pretty much look all the way over here you should start making some deals with these people i think so start making deals with everybody except for that guy you don't like exactly he needs to be isolated and destroyed but it looks like he's only got some [ __ ] i can take all i can get all up here basically i can take all that that'll be that'll give me a foothold to take off this guy up here now you have rifles you completely like have your little bottom part of the map like secured i mean maybe not navally but let's see as far as the land mass goes you're good so much work was put into these little parts the animation animations yeah the modeling it looks so good yeah i love i love the characters and civ cool [ __ ] cool effing game yes next ever back we'll have you we'll take over the entire map look at this we get a bunch of content out of this i can literally take over the whole [ __ ] dude i can't wait for more content i can't wait for more secret civilization i just picked oil so that means wait i just want to show you this one did chris won't leave it do it okay what is it so it was the fact that so up there in eight turns and we just played foreign turns it's not that much that's why you need to get a nuclear submarine to get oil oh yeah sorry sorry but this reveals a new source so we'll see like if how much oil i have there's usually in water or land tiles or both there's like you have to but they're different mechanisms you have to get like a rig but like there's oil uranium and and aluminum uh it's probably when oil spills in the ocean is it is it just done there's no salvaging it in real life i mean just like anything in the ocean if you let it sit around long enough it just kind of dilutes into the rest of the ocean but yeah the area where it's spilled is is [ __ ] wow you killed a bunch of wildlife it's like a short term it's [ __ ] long term it like i said it kind of dissipates out and then maybe eventually some life returns but yeah not not to say that that that reality forget forgives all the death the needless death caused by oil spills but but the but the plan is pretty good at healing and being able to yeah would cope with yeah the planet will definitely will most unless unless we do the whole like mutually assured destruction thing the planet's going to trouble us all we should just try it out some of the blue checkmark on twitter say we should try we should just try to clearly should just give it a shot just give nuclear warfare a shot won't be that bad who could it really hurt this guy's a bunch of stuff up here look at all this well then you you crush them next yeah we decline we decline make a deal i got a bad what is this thing about oh boy that's a frigate you better not do it dude what's what's my military that's a friggin frig is he above me he's below me by quite a bit osiris well i guess not by a huge amount but enough where you think it would yeah build a nice big strong military people will be less eager to get into a fight with you well you'll be kidding that's just how the world works what's this oh this is this must be where [Laughter] all the languages in this game are made are fictitious right yeah nobody actually definitely just speaks english across the world i knew that chris what do you think like even even like the english-speaking characters don't actually talk in english do they i think yeah i think they do oh they do i think so oh that i'm wrong no they don't i just assumed it was like the same they're all just speaking gibberish oh this is where spain is that's spain and there's still some barbarians they haven't dealt with barbados barbados barbados slim bag come on hey what about barbados [Music] i can't i really cannot do you have two beautiful ounces of hair meat bag and they're orange [Laughter] i get why he demands the rate of pay he gets true he's also finn he was he's been kind of there for the show he's been oh i know it's jake the day jake the jake the dog dog yellow nice to meet you but my point was that like i don't know good for him for being a chad and and being like i want more money to do more future definitely a chat that's the first thing he is sorry wrong wrong voice actor john dimaggio is a high t chad you guys come gather round people wherever you'll roam all right where's the oil wherever you're at i'm going to tell you something now there's oil oh you have some in your territory i'm gonna buy a builder there oh the times they are changing [Music] [Laughter] [Music] we found oil oh oh tongue sticking out of the face oh no no just smiley face no i like the pee thank you oh yeah just has a goofy nose let me save this this oh click on cloud maybe you can't have the colon click on colons aren't allowed in file names it probably is saving it to a file name or something i haven't got around people yeah quit quiet never play again

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Length: 15min 53sec (953 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 12 2022