Nancy Kovack on Bewitched as Clio Vanita

[Music] smile [Music] hi kids i hope we're not late hi come here are you here samantha may i present cleo bonita darling naughty boy did you not promise to take me to lunch and yet you never call well aya and this is the dear little wife of whom you've spoken tell me john may i take your coat i'll see oh my what beautiful chinchilla oh yes but it is becoming so popular i think i must give it away it's a shame you can't give it back to the chinchillas what a singing little house you must show to me from me well she certainly has style oh is that what you call it that's what i call it in mixed company oh i love what you have done to your house it is so intimate cozy so incantatively enchanting well we find it komoda the comfortable hey what does a guy have to do to get a drink around here oh sorry what do you have the usual that's right vino benita my favorite how about you louise oh she'll have the same won't you dear cleo over me a martini very dry and when you stir it don't use a spoon and metal spoils the taste just use your so charming little finger so isn't that interesting you know on second thought i think i'll try a martini without a spoon me too all right excuse me i'll be right back i'll help you sweetheart scoozy won't you sit down wow she's got to be kidding now honey just keep remembering we need her good will what a snob car oh mio when you stir my martini lose only your so charming little finger personally i think she should see a plastic surgeon what for to have her nose lowered cleo i don't know whether i've told you this but i get more personal satisfaction out of working on the vino bonita account than any of the others i mentioned it to my wife just the other day isn't that right dear oh yes we serve it all the time speaking of that you old gray fox what have you been doing to earn all the money i pay you huh cleo i don't know where to begin you did receive the copy on the 12 ads we're running a connoisseur magazine see last month oh and what about that slogan you promised me eh uh the one you said that would uh capture the imagination and sweep the country uh we've got a little surprise for you we've come up with a beaut really what is it i'd rather let darren spring it uh tell you about it at least we have one thing to be thankful for huh serena hasn't shown up i don't know why you're so worried about her compared to that italian vulture serena's chicken delight sweetheart um you what take the drinks out i want to check the squab uh but don't you no no i'm gonna hurry hurry uh our guest must be dying of thirst well i'm glad to know i'm not late for dinner certainly you know how fond i am of you but well it's just that it's a very complicated evening and you're perfectly welcome to stay as long as you keep out of sight gee i didn't know you were that fond of me go ahead tell her the slogan we came up with now wouldn't it be more appropriate after a drink or two why mix drinking and pleasure i mean don't be so modest karissimo i insist on hearing you okay picture is saying something like this one men and women well groomed beautiful they lift their glasses in a toast and they say vino venita the true gold of rome well so much for our number two choice now give her number one uh that one's not quite ready yet larry but he'll come up with it and it'll be a lulu oh you don't have to sell me on this charming man he's an absolute genius i know and someday i'm going to steal him from your organization if you don't watch out cousin she's going to steal him from your organization that's ridiculous i think rio de janeiro was so marvelous especially the brazilian man oh i'm surprised to hear you say that everyone says the italian men are so attractive oh to these i say ridiculous ridiculous me too to me the most charming the most handsome are your american men well that may be but just remember they're our american men [Music] just a little joke uh an american joke it loses something in the translation yes um would anyone care for some more dessert senorina you you haven't even touched yours oh i do not dare always i must watch my way is that right you know personally i think you have a terrific figure for a woman your age [Music] naturally what i meant was no one would ever dream that you had a problem with weight oh terrible you do not know i'm lucky why you do not have to fight the calories oh i uh pretty much eat what i want well that's right when you are married you can let yourself go to pieces no i say uh let's adjourn to the living room now you see that funny little house you have in the garden will you show it to me the gazebo well sure you don't mind if i bow your husband for a while do you of course not as long as you remember where you got the loan your wife has quite a sense of humor hasn't she oh yes that's what keeps me going we'll be laughing all the way to the bankruptcy [Music] uh yeah thank you samantha no no louise you go keep larry company i'll be in a minute all right [Music] serena one of these days you're gonna go too far and i hope you stay there well someone had to uphold the family honor and if i were you i'd pop out to the patio and keep an eye on madame flutterby sweden can't you understand she's no threat to me but you're another matter bella reminds me so much of my own garden on my estate uh just outside of natalie that's nice you know it is surrounded by a gigantic forest ah and they say it is populated by um pate what you call learn elves now don't tell me a sophisticated woman like you believes in elves well fatty is so similar to our word for fate and surely you believe in that fate oh yeah so that's what i'm worried about right now my face oh okay cleo please somebody might come out here like my wife i see your wife i admire so much the loyalty and demands oh my americana provincial provincial what do you see that you do not find me attractive oh no i find you very attractive oh ah attractive oh please i'm beginning to think you do not want my account any longer maybe i should look for another agency yeah well cleo don't be silly we love your account how much do you love it uh the mucho then chewy how come to rome with me for whatever i don't answer that well you know we could uh visit the vineyards and it would inspire you to write the correct slogan uh wait a minute cleo be sensible i don't have to go to rome to think up a good slogan apparently you do okay so you didn't care for what i came up with i can come up with another and then you'd better come up with it by domani tomorrow because i have just decided after the meeting i am leaving if you think you can find a suitable slogan benny okay if not you can say arrivederci to my account what or you can come back to rome with me now what'd you say leo i have something to tell you i am very much in love with my wife and my wife is very much in love with me a nice excuse uh i'll be right back i think i need another glass of vanita wine i'll come with you carl no you don't no one is going to make a monkey out of my cousin in fact i think my cousin's cousin is going to make a monkey out of you lady i'm warning you i'm gonna count three and then i'm coming in one two [Music] you hear me where's the monkey what monkey all right that's the way it's to be and just what did you have in mind thank you serena i i think you better get back to tabitha because it's a chance cousin how much longer do i have to babysit oh just a little while longer and i promise i'll do the same for you someday i sincerely hope not i just remembered something this isn't my beat i don't know where am i why we're on our way to your meeting with darren and larry tate uh darren suggested that i pick you up because you weren't feeling too well when he drove you back to your hotel last night i know how you feel but uh don't worry you look marvelous [Music] i guess you must be a little confused huh huh i'm a whole lot so confused where's my little monkey well it's rather difficult to explain but it really doesn't matter no now here's what i'd like you to do no question about it she saw at us why do you keep saying that because she was due at 11 and it's now 1 30. i've got three minutes to 1 30. what's the difference if she wasn't sore wouldn't she have called not necessarily she might not be in a position to call what do you mean or she could have been in a terrible accident oh well that would certainly make me feel better larry i don't mean she wasn't a darren hmm what went on last night after we left you know something happened with cleo i know it now why don't you level with me larry there's nothing to tell the last i saw of cleo she was in fine spirits not a care in the world chattering away hopping up and down hopping up and down well yes mrs stevens is here with mrs vanita thank you send them in how about that excuse me no i'm so sorry but i guess i always slept oh cleo you naughty girl you really tied one on last night yes well darren makes a pretty powerful drink uh lots of times i find that uh i can't remember what went on at his house uh the reason we're late is it took me a little time to find the right kind of models that you asked for oh yes the models models to go with the new slogan that darren came up with darren why didn't you tell me about it well i uh didn't want you to share the blame in case it didn't go over but what is it well i tried it out on sam to get the feminine point of view and she seemed to like it uh so uh sam why don't you try it out on clio better yet why don't we show them you're gonna love it i certainly hope so sweetheart is this what you had in mind oh i think so well uh would you mind letting us in on it in on what well i'm beginning to think i was not the only one who had a lot to drink last night the slogan darren the slogan are you ready i'm past ready and on my way to angry go ahead sam tell him well sweetheart it's your idea you tell them yeah well okay you see darren wanted to use the organ grinder and his monkey to illustrate his slogan which is don't monkey around with anything but the best drink vino venita no wonder you wanted samantha to say it i think it is sensational i love it did i tell you was a genius the organ grinder reminds us of italiano and the little monkey charm as you go uh don't fool around with anything but the best i love it actually it's don't monkey around with it i forget it darren we made the sale we also have a commercial jingle for vino venita that ties in with these same models we do that we could discuss sometime late tomorrow don't monkey around with anything but the best monkey around it does have a ring to it mom yes it [Music] does you

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Id: jmNEhzzI25Q

Length: 17min 6sec (1026 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 04 2020