My Sister's hilarious maid of honor speech!

well I'm glad I hadn't went to join Walker blue before I came here so I can be prepared today I would like to take David's side of the family for welcoming us with open arms I'd like to thank my side of the family for being here on time I think literally the worst of the people I can enough that way speech with in front of us I know how is Porter he can play with us a protein shake my mom told me two things don't burp and don't curse well hog to get one thing I'm not going to burp but honestly I thought I was preparing for the speech and I was thinking and thinking I just kept on hitting myself holy [ __ ] my sister's getting married in 30 minutes I really my name is Melanie I'm Heidi's maid of honor younger sister I'm like you with special thanks to everyone that came here obviously you made some sort of impact on either my dear David for the path invited you was a very special day for all of us obviously it is really good even everything don't it's really hard to come up with anything nice to say about Heidi that hasn't already been said by my parents because she really is his favorite I mean a great old child whether it's excelling in academics sucking up to mom or just being generally awesome in the real world she's really set the bar high and I really want to thank her for letting me be the black sheep of the family for the past 100 years [Applause] but really guys have you ever seen a more beautiful bride and I'm not just saying that so I know we look like twins [Applause] according to see David's family Thank You Heidi I just want you to know I wrote the speech a hundred times over and there's no words that could that I could come up with to tell you how much I love you and how much you mean to me you've been a great mentor you had a beautiful impact on my life and you taught me that there's a beauty and everyone no matter what they do you taught me that having a blind dog be the best and weirdest thing ever and also I don't know anyone that could plan a wedding from 1300 miles away and only become a bridezilla twice because that would've ended my tail the whole time [Music] I'm very proud to call you my sister and I'm happy to have a new brother and ask for David I just want you to remember to say those three special words to her every single day you are right whenever you're wrong be a man and admit it whenever you're right say nothing how does they say the man who gives them when he's wrong it's wise as a man who gives them when he's right is married so now I would like everyone to raise their glass and congratulate mr. mr. Garcia [Music] [Music]

Channel: Heidi Garcia

Views: 10,021,779

Rating: 4.874321 out of 5

Keywords: Wedding (Quotation Subject), Maid of honor, Wedding speech, Funny wedding speech, Maid of honor speech

Id: wQrHC_MdSIk

Length: 4min 9sec (249 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 05 2014