Two daughters wedding speech roast for their mother's third marriage

didn't get from my mom we did write it down all right so good evening I can't thank you all enough for being here tonight your name would celebrate this wonderful occasion please don't interrupt me don't know who we are we're the ones who look just like her hi my name is Kyla and I'm Molly now you know who we are all right oh is it my friend already did it Rob fries oh good doing good keep it up mom asked us to write the speech for the wedding and of course being the procrastinators that we are we just finished it this morning sorry mom we didn't tell you that because we didn't want to give you a heart attack I don't know how we are her children because our mom is clean organized and Aussie I mean a motivational even here did none of these characteristics except for a little bit of both you missed a little bit I fight her best efforts but in all seriousness our mom swore she'd never get married again but when she met Chris that all changed while I do share happiness for my mother on this special day I do have to point out that she tends to steal the show as she said she couldn't wait to get married to the third time before her thirty year old daughter gets married once about marriage Oh [Music] Oh what's going on it gives me so much choice to see you happy we all know I had my doubts about Chris at first little did I know that when I added Chris on Facebook I was essentially clicking subscribe to 24-hour live tweets exposing the liberal conspiracy to destroy America the first men and right to free speech in order to preserve our family unit I just pressed unsubscribe and block spam well we do come from two sides two different sides of the political spectrum mom and Chris are united by being action-oriented people who had four to achieve their goals for example about three months into my current relationship this is William right here I love ya love ya we started dropping not-so-subtle hints but it was time to be a grandmother look when I adopted a puppy and she could now be happy she recruited my sister to further pressure me often sending me baby pictures with C don't you want one as a caption she even got me a pair of baby socks for my 30th birthday right but that's all my angel now I'll be happy to take that free child care when the baby finally goes well anybody who knows Chris knows he's action oriented by the approximately 50 million race medals and ten mountain bikes all on display in the garage I don't do massage Chris the mountains are not going anywhere the only need to climb at once I'm serious mom congratulations on such a beautiful day you're a fantastic couple Chris I've never seen my mom smile the way she does when she's with you Oh when she first met you I was living in Houston and she would call me on the phone just to gush about you okay mom I'm about to embarrass you again yeah she couldn't shut up about how smoking hot you were and you were younger than her and you had had don't fit working out buddy because it's working for you now as much as I joke Chris tons do everything in his power to make us feel comfortable around him and make sure that we're happy what a lot of you don't know is that Chris called both me and my sister before you proposed to my mom to ask for our blessing not every man would be that considerate of our wants and our feelings of course you're both over the moon that was going to become our new stepdad marriage is supposed to be forever but we all know life doesn't always go according to plans or promises as you know this will be our mom's third marriage and we're hoping that sixes hashtag third time's the charm she does not approve that hashtag by the way we had to give you a little bit of crap I mean come on give us some microphones oh yes what we actually know that every decision she's made in her life has led her to him Chris you make my mom smile take care of her honor her love her and cherish her I'm sure it won't always be easy and at times it will be quite challenging already I hope that your love for one another will lead you through and I hope that you make each other laugh and go on bike ride but no mud runs please we all know what happened to her hand it was invalid and that you grow older together mom my mom you've always been the most caring loving and supportive mom you're my best friend and it's so good to see you in love again I can't think of anyone who deserves to be happy as much as you do you've given me everything I've ever needed I know you'll take good care of Chris the way you take care of us and before we give you one last piece of advice we want to say how excited we are to welcome to Cole into our family she fits right in as a blonde as she already says even have long dogs we're like the blonde family and in hairless man we thought since this isn't either of your first rodeos you might need some advice here's a list of everything you need to know in life that we learned in kindergarten share everything play fair don't hit people put things back where you found them clean up your own mess oh don't take things that aren't yours say sorry when you hurt somebody wash your hands before you eat I don't think anyone did here flush the toilet warm cookies and cold milk are good for you as long as they're gluten free give them to someone feels bad let a balanced life learn some and think some and draw and bike and sing and dance and play and work work out everything take a nap when you're cranky have a snack just press play we learn that one from Chris hey remember the little seed in a plastic cup your marriage is like a flower give it sunlight and water and the roots will go down and the plant will go up and you'll have a strong healthy marriage that will last the rest of your life and it is still true no matter how old you are when you go out into the world it's best to hold hands and stick together all right now let's all raise our apple juice and a toast we don't have a satisfying moment here's to new beginnings and welcome to the family crisp and Nicole thank you [Applause] [Laughter] look

Channel: Kyla Knox

Views: 7,337,634

Keywords: wedding speech, daughter wedding speech, speech for third marriage, speech roast, speech for parents, wedding speech by daughters, summer wedding speech

Id: Sb5DCz30Vhs

Length: 7min 43sec (463 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 16 2017