My Hot Crush Paid Me $$$ to Make Her EX Jealous

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hi my name's lance and i'm here to tell you about the time my crush a popular student paid me ten thousand dollars to make your ex jealous a little backstory to this i went to high school with lydia but i'd never talked to her as if i could she was the type of girl with a presence so blazing that it was hard to keep up with her i was scared to talk to her when i found out she was going to the same college as i was i was determined to at least say hi for the first time okay yes it's a little strange to like someone you've never exchanged pleasantries with but i couldn't help it whenever i would see her in the halls she was just so vibrant well ignorance is kind i suppose during the middle of my first semester she approached me instead i mentally malfunctioned so badly it stuttered the soul out of me it was bad however lydia wasn't all hearts and roses like i expected she said hi how are you did some small talk then dropped a bombshell on me do you want to go out with me cue mental malfunction number two i'm pretty sure she could visibly see me sweat because i felt hot then she added with i don't actually like you i just want to make my ex jealous yep all my hopes and dreams shattered it wasn't exactly that dramatic but at that moment it felt like that i finally managed to ask her whoa what apparently i was wasting her time because she reached into her backpack pulled out ten thousand dollars and held it out to me like who just casually walks around with ten thousand dollars in their bag she said i'll literally pay you ten thousand dollars to do this i know you've been wanting to talk to me the way you stare at me is so obvious well was it that obvious of course it was there was a part of me that kept saying no don't do this you're better than this don't fall so low for a quick money grab and gratification but another part of me was like do it though and so i did it it was an under the table deal if you know what i mean no one except me and her knew what happened so i gained ten thousand dollars and the ability to close with lydia i did ask her who exactly i was making jealous she went on to explain that her ex-boyfriend and her split it off a few weeks before that however the only reason why she did that was because she was expecting him to come crawling back to her begging to get back together but he didn't and she resorted to underhanded tactics like pretending to be in a relationship specifically to make him jealous um okay talk about being a little bit crazy i definitely didn't expect someone like her to be so bitter but then again until that moment i never spoke a word to her i didn't truly know her i was starting to regret liking her but anyways i asked her who her ex was and if i should keep a look out for him she said the worst he could do is kill you or something okay that helps me how i mean thanks for letting me know i could die i guess i asked her to be more specific like his appearance and stuff she said his name is mark tall kind of scrawny but has a history of violent outbursts of course of course it's freaking mark with a silent e everyone should have expected that as soon as his parents named him mark with an e on the end they should have known he would be america's next most wanted despite that i was like okay and if i see him and he tries to confront me what do i do she just shrugged and went fight him excuse me mark with the silent e has a little history of violent outbursts yeah right i'm fighting him for your crazy self but i did have a deal to honor and it would have made me look bad for not following through on it so i kept the charade up for three whole months at first it was cool i actually got to know lydia a little better past her bitter self she was a pretty chill person for the most part but then she started getting more persistent in the beginning it was just social media post with us together then it was simple cute videos collages albums so on so forth and when she wasn't getting any messages from mark she was like let's up the ante and i was like uh i am not doing a tape like kim k did and she said not that idiot just trust me i did not however trust her she then posted a video of us making out on her private snapchat that only mark and a few others have access to normally i'd be like dang i'm into that but i didn't mostly because mark added me on snap mental malfunction number three he was like who are you you liddy's new man lydia was asleep by then as i had stayed up to study and he was close to when i am i had no idea what she wanted me to say so i played it safe and was like yeah been going out for a few months why mark told me to meet him at the college campus at exactly 8 am the next day he literally said you me 8 am your college campus tomorrow better be there yeah i had to change my pants after that i spammed lydia with texts and calls unrelenting i don't know how long it took but she finally called me back and she was not happy she was like what are you doing spamming my phone go to bed you weirdo i was then like yeah i would if your crazy ex-boyfriend didn't just plan to whup my butt right in front of me i sent her the screenshots and all she said was dang it worked you think what was i supposed to do i've never gotten into a physical fight before i didn't want to do it over something so trivial or at all when i told her all she said was you can't back out he'll literally find your dress and beat you in your own bedroom well dang thanks for the heads up i said that this has gone too far and to just get back together with him already if he's getting jealous then he must feel something for her she was like i want to see how loyal he is if he still feels the way he did when we first met he'll pummel you into a pulp you know i heard norway is an excellent country to live in and while i never even thought about moving i was seriously considering it then so lydia told me good night hung up and went back to sleep i tried to sleep but i couldn't i was dreading what was going to happen when i got to college that morning i got there at 8 am sharp if i was going to get beat into the er i at least wanted to be on time for it however mark beat me to it as did lydia the two of them stood outside the building making out with each other like making out with each other to the point that they could swallow each other whole like snakes and it wouldn't be shocking because they were basically doing that already seeing lydia with someone else did hurt a little only because i thought we grew closer but then i remember i was being used she paid me to use me and it worked out to her advantage she got her man back and got me out of her hair when when when he spotted me he pulled himself away from her and was like you lance his voice was not what i expected lydia made him out to be some violent intimidating character but when he spoke he sounded pubescent like a kid i was like yeah and you're mark with the silent e right man i knew i was gonna get crap for that thanks mom he was a lot more comical than i first thought maybe lydia made all that stuff up to scare me besides the physical description which was right he was nothing like she said he was i asked him if he was going to pummel me to the ground or if i had to get 9-1-1 on speed dial he just said pro what when i explained to him everything lydia told me including what i thought his messages meant he just went quiet i just wanted to meet you man cue mental malfunction number four then why were your messages so threatening i'm not good at texting well that was kind of obvious my dude lydia just smirked at me and said thanks for helping lance you actually did better than i thought why'd she say that like she was testing me i asked her okay what is actually going on she just smirked to me and was like you know how you watched me like a creep whenever you saw me and i was like you know about that she just nodded it was obvious sorry besides you weren't the only one who was doing that okay well i didn't like the direction that conversation was going into i asked her what she meant and she said this isn't my ex okay i said then who is that then she stepped away from him and with a big smile on her face went this is my brother cue mental malfunction number five and rising i stared at her utterly dumbfounded into idiocy all i could say was what she just smiled at me not biological don't worry as if i was worrying about that specifically y'all were literally swallowing each other how does that make sense i felt like i was going to pass out right there on the pavement lydia said i was testing to see if you would actually show up and you had to use your non-biological brother to do that i asked about lydia's actual ex and she said oh he texted me this morning and asked to go out so we're done here she thanked mark before walking over to me and grabbing both my hands you are a big help and a great actor i'll make sure to hire you again if the time comes for it higher this isn't a telenovela and i wasn't acting either when she left it was just mark and i the awkwardness shot through the atmosphere and into orbit sorry about that man mark said lydia can be very elaborate with her plans i just stared at him and you went along with it how are you any better do i need to contact your parents he just kind of laughed and was like nah if i'm being honest i feel like throwing up but she paid me 20 000 to do it so i definitely wasn't going to be stupid by rejecting it i honestly couldn't tell if he was being smart or really dumb perhaps the smartest dumb person also wait twenty thousand in cash who just has that cash lying around okay so not only was lydia crazy for x's attention she was into some questionable things and tactics and she was rich was the lydia i saw in high school just a facade to draw people in because if it was wow someone get her an oscar on the other hand wow someone get her a therapist all mark said was sorry for this dude no hard feelings though before leaving i was officially 45 minutes late for my class then now i want to ask what would you have done in my position would you have taken the money despite not knowing what the future for you held i mean i got 30 000 in three months with someone i admired so it wasn't completely bad but i wanna know leave your answers in the comments below
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Channel: ETU - Animated Stories
Views: 751,182
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Keywords: crush, girl, girls, girlfriend, my, my girlfriend, new, new story, stories, storytime, story time, animation, anime, animated
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Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)
Published: Mon May 24 2021
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