My Ex Girlfriend Broke Into My House... (Fortnite)

okay guys so let me get five seconds of your time if you guys are out there looking for a keyboard and new mouse there's this website called sweaty gear that I got all of my stuff from I really advise you guys to check it out if you're looking for a quality mouse and keyboard but our enjoy the rest of the video I don't even know what this map is about dude this is so hard like how do you even get over it reward I was going all the way around any stuff - yeah whoa dude I'm getting so many messages from my ex-girlfriend right now what the heck she's going psycho talk to me I need to call you unblock me please I love you you're my girlfriend wait can you see my screen right now she's like leave Danielle no way man she is a craziest ex-girlfriend I've ever had you know I'm your girl [Music] I love my girlfriend you love me no you don't what - wait whoa it's like she heard me she doesn't love you either yes she does I'm just talking about she said she doesn't love you woman this girl I think she's making stuff up bro she was on the phone with her friend last night and she said it how would she know like creepier I was in your house yeah she just said she was gonna wanted to see your new dog you how did you know we got a dog no I don't know how she got that information I paid you a visit yo obviously I was gone all week I was I was on vacation I'm gonna block her dude honestly I love you dude that's actually kind of creeping me out she said she was in my house and she wanted to see my new dog like weekend raced a dog together like I didn't even tell anybody I have a new dog she named him Jackson yeah I started training him [Music] what the heck man it's actually kind of creeping me out cuz I don't like the name max for him bro he's a cute max as a husky he's like all white he's adorable max fits his personality I'm trying to attack Danielle okay enough of that join us this good call then hello hello yo what are you what are you going on about hey babe hi what's going on I'm just kind of confused now because you're messaging me on Twitter like about my dog Jack like max you're calling um Jackson they're like what's that about yeah I named him Jackson because I like that name better how did you even how did you even know I had a dog look I just know everything okay I love I love you babe you don't I know you love me too just come on love you like I I'm with Danielle and I'm happy together you're just trying to get over me with her dude just get back with me please I'm happy with her I'm not gonna leave her for you give me another chance come on we can raise that dog together No how do you even know about my dog don't worry about it okay don't worry about anything except for getting back together with me come on I know you want to know I don't I'm sorry dude I know I'm crazy for you like we had a thing going you know didn't work out but like you're acting kind of crazy now I mean no not really I just care and I'm showing I care okay what's going on you see I've been crying why are you crying over you you don't love me anymore you wouldn't got a whole new dog with hurt I'm sorry that like but you know what happened like I can't just get back with you now like you took it too far like I don't know why you're crying in the first place babe I'm sorry I love you and I want you badly Jordan Jordan you know how much I love him come on back up like you know exactly what she did bro like I told you about it there's no way he's a fake friend he doesn't know what's best for you nah that's messed up that's really messed up all right well I'm sorry I love you more than Daniel ever will and you won't get back together with me are you serious I clean your house every Sunday I do because I care about you I even have pictures to prove it look we've never invited you to come over I don't have to be invited do you really think that I wouldn't know the password to your padlock I know you paid dude look I even have pictures of after I cleaned it how do you think house got so clean Danielle doesn't clean look actually sending pictures look house spotless it looks do you have pictures of the inside of my house because I was cleaning it look spotless and I was proud of my work I mean cleaning isn't the only thing I did when I was there what else is serious while I was in vacations were you at my house yes so when I was there I also laid in your bed what I took a bath with Daniels bath bombs I used your toothbrush I scrubbed the bathtub and the toilet with Danielle's toothbrush um I tried on a bunch of her clothes and I took a couple of your shirts and hoodies because they smelled just like you you're blue champion shirt your um your black hoodie and your yellow hoodie you know I'm like I'm two seconds away from calling the cops okay what do you mean why like yo you just yo Danielle make sure you throw away the toothbrush yeah I'm like that's not okay bro hey I'll tell you later you know I I'm gonna call the cops no I maybe I didn't I didn't mean to I just knew you put your toothbrush in your mouth and I just wanted to feel like I was kissing you again you're weird man babe come on I sleep in your buddy's every night I miss you so much can you give me back my hoodies no please wait can you give me different ones that's no more like you know why would I grace oh my god you're psychotic so are you saying I can't come over anymore please never come back if I catch you I'm calling the cops flying cameras in my house now your dog loves me I named him Jackson my dog's name isn't Jackson it's max okay call him right now wow what a surprise no one's coming up well he only responds to me because I'm his real owner he only loves me and not Danielle what it's me and Danielle's dog okay it's not being weird no it's just it's mine in your dog I'm eating I'm eating training we're already training him to sit like I'm training him to attack Danielle or commit no no yes yes you don't even know how to train a dog to attack people on command um I I have a friend that's a cop I don't think the cops personally trained their dogs I think there's like special people that come through and train the cop dogs so I already know you're alone whatever you don't have to be special to train a dog why did you paint your walls white in your room you mean like walls usually come white I didn't paint anything I mean I just think it's kind of tacky like you should you should give it more personality maybe paint it like a cream color and the bedsheets do not match the floor or the walls or the curtains whatsoever okay we just moved in we're gonna call an interior designer to come fix it and like it's none of your business you you don't live there you were never invited here that's not the point like why are you making fun of like my interior design because I'm pretty sure I can you know that it and it's also really messy and she's a slob my room is not messy I'm actually very very very clean person I always make sure nothing's messy like this is the lie her side is very messy well she's a girl she always has clothes like girls always have clothes all over the floor hmm okay well I left you a couple of things what we're up in the refrigerator under the moat I left you a note what is this why did you leave a letter because I knew you'd go grab the milk for a bowl of cereal and I know that Danielle doesn't drink milk why why would you even assume that because I know everything about you and her do you like watches don't worry about it no you know wait she must've how would you know that she doesn't drink metal she's lactose intolerant do you like the little picture I drew for you inside of the note no it's okay you move it you know you like it it's really sweet I bet Danielle never leaves you little notes it looks like a kindergartener it okay look straight up Elementary's I kind of hurt my feelings all right well I wasn't trying to frickin compliment you you literally just admitted to breaking into my house I should call the police no this isn't okay I'm I'm gonna call my lawyer and I'm calling the police - I think it's a coma no please don't no I have evidence as well like I'm recording no I always record it right one for tonight I'm always recording 24 cents I was kidding the whole time I I swear I swear no I found the note that you literally specifically told me to look for come on dude please don't I just love you I just did it cuz I love you come on no that's not an excuse I just wanted to see the dog the dog why did you even know we had a dog in the first place we never publicly announced now dude when does it even matter I just wanted to see the dog you either stop coming to my house I'm putting up new cameras and if I ever catch you in my house again I'm gonna call the police I'm gonna submit this tape to the police are you gonna change change the password to the padlock um yeah

Channel: BonelessTV

Views: 1,041,842

Rating: 4.913034 out of 5

Keywords: Tfue, Lazarbeam, PG, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, ninja, moments, twitch, fortnite fps, montage, funny moments, Mastersaint, Muselk, Lachlan, Best Trends, Myth, Nickeh30, Fortnite Tournaments, Top5gaming, red arcade, ninja fortnite, Exility, skulltrooper, Ali-A, shotgunplays, trolling, fortnite trolling, battle royale, fortnite android, fortnite ios, fortnite mobile Season 7, BonelessYT

Id: RcjXq8BlaRU

Length: 10min 50sec (650 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 16 2019