Muslim channel has "Evidence for God" and it's HILARIOUS

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- The way the sun is kept in the sky. Are you from a thousand years B.C.? What is wrong with you? The way the sun's kept in the sky. That's why this is like a mix between toddler-esque ideas and grandpa-esque technology usage. It's because this is a fucking caveman who was frozen in the ice and thawed out to explain the evidence for God. Hello, lovely people. Welcome back to my channel. Welcome if you are new. Today, we are finally going to get evidence for God. Now, I've been burned before. Because our last time, we were promised evidence for God. It was by this Christian channel who not only is just ridiculous and has the most terrible arguments, but apparently plagiarizes literally everything. So, this time we're getting our information from a Muslim channel. It's a very small channel. So if you happen to find it out there, do not go and send it hate. This is the description of the channel. "We look at issues impacting the Muslim community in the modern era. It seeks to inform the misinformed." I guess that's us. "It seeks to clarify matters in the media in a way that is informative. It does this in a clear, easy to understand and lucid way," which is interesting because that description is so vague that it's not really clear what they do at all. "Your views are most welcome as it helps improve our services." I wonder if that includes my views. I guess we'll find out. Just before we dive into today's video, I would like to take a moment to talk to you about internet safety with the help of my buddy Jasper and today's sponsor, Surfshark VPN. (keyboard clacking) Stop! Are you surfing the web unprotected? You should be using Surfshark VPN. Surfshark keeps you safe and private by encrypting your data, protecting it from snooping by unscrupulous individuals. It's just like hiding your real life privates with a pair of trousers. And you wouldn't go out without those, would you? What's more, some websites show you prices based on your location or device. Good day, shopkeep. This, please. That will be five billion dollar pounds. (Emma gasps) Let's try that again with Surfshark turned on. (television screeching) Good day, shopkeep. This, please. That will be five dollar pounds. (children cheering) If you join with the link down below or use code "emmathorne", you can get 83% off and three extra months free. Good job. So I was actually going to look at a video. This was recommended to me, by the way. So thank you for that. I was going to look at a video called "God Deniers," which is about atheists, I guess. And then I realized that that was part of a series and that the first video in that series was "God Evidence." And I thought we probably better start at the top, right? If we're gonna look at this, we should start at the evidence, because then we can become convinced, we'll convert to Islam, and then we can watch "God Deniers" and laugh at all those kooky atheists. It's cool, I got hazelnut in my coffee. I got gay frog earrings. Thanks, Willow. Willow got these for me. I'm ready to deal with some nonsense. There's no audio in this. It's just music, sounds like religious music in the background, which I assume is probably copyrighted anyway. So we're just gonna watch it on mute. You're not missing anything, don't worry. Here we go. "The God Evidence: Opening Our Eyes to the Ultimate Existence." This is like when my university lecturers used to do slideshows. Do you ever, (Emma laughs) And then God appears in the eye. I'm pointing at the screen as if you are here with me. That's fucking funny, I'm sorry. Let's start by first identifying the usual blind spot. People have contradictory and confused ideas of God. That's because they're not Muslim, right? My specific religion, my specific denomination of my religion is the one that's correct. You are just confused because you believe one of the other thousands of religions, you fool. Like it really is amazing to me that the human brain can convince itself that it's right and everyone else is wrong. It's pretty out there. "When their ideas don't work, they reject God. Their blind spot is in their preconceived..." Okay, great, get to the point. "They end up arguing against their own manufactured ideas of God." Okay. "One wrong idea of God is," okay, so this is what God is not. "That God should show himself like an image in the clouds or in the mountains." Well, yeah, that seems obvious, right? If God wanted everyone to believe, why wouldn't he just show himself? "A God confined to the limitations of the eyes is no God." Well, it doesn't have to be. I think you are misunderstanding your own statements now. Just because you can see something doesn't mean it's confined to the limitations of your eyes. Like I can see this tiny ducky, but it also has a texture and a weight and a smell. Well, not really. You're a very clean little ducky. What were we talking about? Okay. Oh, that was it. That's all the explanation we get for that. So that was stupid. "God should always answer our prayers so that we get whatever we want. God must serve me. But a God who serves our demands is like a slave-god." Yes, whereas God is actually more like a slave master. We are all here to glorify and serve him. It's much better that way around. The thing is, that idea, again, that idea doesn't come from atheists, that comes from believers. Look at all of the religious TV shows. Look at all of the sermons. Documentaries about people who believe in angels. I've seen this a million times in a million different places, and it's all believers who are like, "I was saved because I prayed to God for this thing to happen." Okay, I can only speak from my perspective. I don't think that God should always answer our prayers so we get whatever we want. I think that if God exists, and he's all powerful and all loving, he should answer the prayers of the suffering. I think that if God is all powerful and all loving, people shouldn't be suffering terminal illnesses every day. Children shouldn't be dying of AIDS in vast numbers every single day. That's what I think. "Better if God performs regular miracles so that scientists witness extraordinary happenings that they cannot refute. Such a God is like a magician." Right, but what's the problem? He is a magician. He created the universe from nothing, apparently. He created man from dirt or whatever. What their problem is is that we want something that is identifiable. If there was demonstrable evidence for God, I would consider it. And they're saying, "Well, that would make God like a magician." What are you talking about? I bet that's the end of that as well. I bet they don't say, no, yeah, that's the end of it. It doesn't say why it wouldn't work if God is like a magician. This is really stupid so far. "It would work if God was to stop all the suffering in the world." Thank you. "Such a God would be Superman and suited to the Hollywood industry." (Emma laughs) This person, or this, you know, maybe it's a group of people. This definitely feels like a much older person who doesn't really know how to use the internet, making something on PowerPoint. But atheists say, "God should stop the suffering in the world if he exists." These people's explanation for why that can't be the case is that, "Well, sounds more like Superman." That is not an explanation. That is not a reason why God wouldn't stop all the suffering in the world. "Well, that sounds more like a Hollywood movie." Well, if Hollywood movies can come up with a better version of God than apparently you or your Quran can, then like that's an issue with your religion. "The best thing would be if God makes my football team win the cup." That's exactly the same as the prayer thing earlier. We've done this one. "That would make God too into a football fanatic. Here are famous people whose preconceived ideas of God did not work for them." Here's a list of skeptics that we give the big thumbs up. Charlie Chaplin, "By simple common sense, I don't believe in God." Right on, Charlie. "His idea of God is defeated by his own common sense." (Emma laughs) I can't decide if this was made by a child or a grandpa. It's got the visual quality of a very aging lecturer trying to like being forced to use modern technology, but the logic of a toddler. (Emma laughs) Yeah, Charlie Chaplin's problem is that he uses common sense, okay. Epicurus, "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. If he's able, but not willing, he is malevolent. If he is both able and willing, then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" Yeah. What is the explanation for Epicurus gonna be? "He wants God to be a cleaner who cleans up human mess." Well, he created human mess though. Is that it? That's it. (Emma laughs) But that's not the point of what Epicure said. He said he can't be omnipotent if he's willing to prevent evil but he's not able to. If he is omnipotent, if he is able to prevent evil but is not willing, then he's malevolent and we shouldn't worship him. That's the point. And then if he's not able or willing, then why would we call him God? This channel is way more stupid than I could possibly have been prepared for. Steven Hawking, my boy. "Before we understood science, we thought God made it all. Now we know how it was made, and there is no need for God." This is a wonderful, it's almost like it was made by an interloper. Like that's the third option. So it's like aging lecturer type, really young kid, or it's an undercover atheist who's using this and like making it look really shit and giving really shit explanations so that people watching it will go, "Hold on, that doesn't make sense. Atheism is starting to sound really appealing." And they're using like really prominent atheists with good arguments. That could be it. This could be undercover atheists. That would be so cool. Go on, then. Debunk Steven Hawking. "He wants God to be seated in the gaps in his theories." What? That's not it at all. That's not remotely what he said. He's saying that we used to believe in God because we didn't understand how things were made. Like we didn't understand how the sun rose, so we came up with stories of gods to fill in that information. Now we know how those things happen. We don't need God to fill in the gaps. You're the one who's filling the gaps in with God. Where's this evidence? (Emma laughs) Richard Dawkins, "If God existed, then who created him?" "He wants a manufactured god like an idol." Fair enough, cross off Richard Dawkins. He's gone down a dark old man path. Still wrote some really fabulous books though, even though he's a dickhead now. Isn't that so often the case? "All failed ideas of God are defeated by the people who manufacture them. This includes ideas manufactured under the guise of religion," a.k.a., every religion and denomination other than mine. My specific branch of Islam, that's the one that is a hundred percent accurate and true. Everyone else, totally wrong. Without the music I'll admit, there is a lot of awkward pauses. "Here are fake religious ideas of God." When do we get the evidence? "God has divided people into high and low castes." "God has chosen a nation to be above others." "God was born." "God died." "God stole butter." (intense rock music) So that's a Hindu story about Krishna stealing bits and bobs and just being sort of a naughty child. In some of them, it looks like he stole the butter for his friends to feed them. I guess this is just this channel's way of saying "Christianity bad, Hinduism bad, everything," like we said before, "except for my specific belief is bad." "God wants to burn widows and witches." Dear. "Punishes people by making them disabled." "Puts babies in hell." "God is against evolution and natural processes." "Which of these fake concepts have you heard from religions?" "God is behind voodoo, ghosts, human sacrifices, and magic spells." "God is discovered in meditation, mindfulness, music, and drugs." "God is against people of other religions and ideas." "God is against wealth." God is against wealth is one I've definitely heard. "God is against the rich." Ooh, snuck that in there twice. So this is somebody who believes they deserve to be rich. Good to know. In summary, here we go, finally. "People need to question their own manufactured ideas of God." It's a bit rude and dismissive and close-minded and also really, what's the word I'm trying to look for? Like they kind of can't see the wood for the trees, you know? They're able to criticize other people's views without being able to criticize their own. Yeah, I think it's just really kind of insensitive and stupid to call all other religions manufactured personal ideas of God and then have your own, because your own views are just as manufactured. Like those views are manufactured, but they're still based on religious texts and religious teachings, just like yours are. "The open mindedness to reject manufactured ideas of gods." "Rejection of false gods." "Once all false ideas of God are rejected, is it time to," I hope so. I've been waiting this whole time. Go on, then. Give me the evidence. I was promised evidence. Got my finger over the dislike button. because I was promised evidence. "If God does exist, then he must be unique in his existence." Why? "God cannot be like an object or like energy or a supernatural spirit or any other created thing." Created thing like a supernatural spirit? "God must have the ultimate existence that cannot be compared to created existences." But why? You can't just say God must and then not explain or defend that. I could say, "Well, God must be a pink unicorn." And then fade out with music to a beautiful picture of a unicorn. It doesn't make it true. You can't just say "God must," and then expect us to believe it. Okay, God must be unique. Must have the ultimate existence. That doesn't really mean anything as a phrase, but whatever. I vaguely get the point you're going for, sure. "The second step is to accept that to prove the Ultimate Existence, God, we cannot use proofs that are used to prove created existences. We cannot use formulas and microscopes, magic or voodoo, shaped or objects, feelings, dreams, or hypnosis we cannot use." So basically to accept my idea of God, we have to accept that there is absolutely no way to prove it. Then what the fuck is this video? What's the point of it? What's the point of anything? How can anyone be a believer if to believe in it is to believe that we literally can't use any rational method to prove it? How are you supposed to believe in that? "To seek the proof of God, we must be able to see whether there is power behind creation." What does that mean? That is an impressive word salad. What does it mean, and how does it prove God? "Consider the painting analogy. How does a painting know that the artist exists?" A painting doesn't know anything because it's not sentient. "If a painting says, 'I want to see the artist,' then should the artist enter the painting?" What the fuck is this? "If the artist enters the painting, it would turn into a painting, and no longer be the artist. The painting can look at the brush strokes and accept that a hand created them." What a shitty analogy. "We can try to see the hand behind the creation." But if God is completely unique, and we can't detect God via any of our methods in the world, then we can't by definition, we can't see the brush strokes. Your first two points don't go together. They can't. Am I crazy, or is this incredibly stupid? There's a fly in here now. "The third step is to see if you can find the following five divine powers of God behind the natural systems of created things." "Intelligent power." No evidence of intelligent power. "Systematic power." I don't know what that means. I genuinely don't know what that means. "Loving power." No, because if God created everything, then God created diseases and shit, you know? Either God created flesh eating bacteria and diseases and you know, created our bodies with the capacity to fuck up and develop cancers and things, or God knowing everything knew that that was entirely possible with what he had created and did nothing to stop it. Either way, no loving power behind the system of creation. So I guess we've just proven there's no God, according to this channel. "Artistic power." That's a completely subjective term. Artistic power, that's something that is entirely subjective to the human experience, which is basically something you said we can't use to identify or judge God because that's a human creation and God is outside of and above all that. Everything they've said in their evidence for God contradicts the next thing they say. "Mighty power." The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? Is that what we're talking about now? "Is divine intelligence evident behind the creative system?" No. "Does creation show a sensible design?" No. I'll leave a link to this website. This is 10 design flaws in the human body. I'll just go over a couple of them. An unsound spine. "Our spines are a mess. It's a wonder we can even walk," says Bruce Latimer, director for the Center for Human Origins at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland. "When our ancestors walked on all fours, their spines arched like a bow to withstand the weight of the organ suspended below. Then we stood up and the spine was forced to become a column. To allow for bipedalism, it curved forward at the lower back. To keep the head in balance, the upper spine curved in the opposite direction. This change put tremendous pressure on the lower vertebrae, sticking about 80% of adults with lower back pain." Inflexible knee, too narrow pelvis, exposed testicles. That's a biggie, you've gotta agree. Crowded teeth, meandering arteries, a backward retina. That's a biggie. This is just the human body, by the way. "In the African locust, nerve cells start in the abdomen, but connect to the wing." "The existence of unnecessary wings in flightless birds, e.g. ostriches." "Sturdy, but heavy bones suited for nonflight occurring in animals like bats. Or, on the converse, unstable, light, hollow bones suited for flight occurring in birds like penguins and ostriches, which cannot fly." "Albatrosses," this is the bottom of a list on Wikipedia. "Albatrosses cannot take off on land properly." Poor albatrosses! That's the entry they get. The point being that no, there's plenty examples of, you know, poor design, so to speak, in humans, other animals in the world. There's some incredible beautiful design. And because we have little human brains that are suited to our narrow experiences and we have a whole history and culture of growing up with religion and attributing those things to God, it's very easy to see the beauty of a leaf and the intricacy and how incredibly it works with photosynthesis and to attribute that to God. It doesn't take much looking into those things to find out that, "Okay, there's also things that aren't very convenient that have developed evolutionarily for one reason or another," blah, blah, blah. Intelligence, no, there's no evidence for intelligence behind the system. Now they've got a picture of a leaf. It's like I'm psychic. See, if human fingerprints were an intelligent design, there wouldn't be some people born without fingerprints, right? "System Everywhere: Is a divine system evident behind every phenomena?" I'd love to see them prove this. "Does creation show a guiding hand in the way natural systems are? How a plant grows systematically, how we go up in stages." How we go up in stages. Did they mean grow up? What does that mean, how we go up in stages? Like in an elevator? I can't parse that. "How rocks erode in stages, how volcanoes erupt based on stages." So the evidence for God is that things happen one after another. What? I cannot understand this one. I do not understand this one. I don't understand remotely how it is evidence for God. I don't get it. If I'm being stupid, please explain it to me down below because I don't fucking get it. I think I've heard this kind of argument before that everything, you know, has these systems that all work together well or whatever, but that doesn't even seem to be what they're saying. How rocks erode in stages? How the fuck would that be evidence for God and not just evidence for weather? Yeah, plants grow in stages. They don't just magically go from a seed to a plant. That just proves that plants grow. God, I'm losing my mind a little bit. Partly through this, okay. "The Third Divine Power: Divine Love." Definitely not. I'm gonna show you plenty of evidence that this is not the case. "Is Divine Love evident behind every creative system?" "Does creation show that a caring power is looking after us?" No. "A fresh start for each day." What does that mean? That's, again, that's like a poetic, subjective, just human phrase. God didn't create a fresh start for us each day. What are you talking about? Are they like loosely talking about the sun? Because there's also plenty of places on the planet where you don't get that day and night cycle in the same way. "The way we develop through knowledge and experiences." How the fuck is that evidence for a loving God? "The blessings of the sun, wind, and water." Again, half of his evidence, sorry, half of their evidence seems to just be weather. (Emma laughs) "The plentiful resources." Bitch, they're running out. All of these things are evidence that weather exists, that we are lucky to live on a planet that is so incredible and contains so much life. I mean, unfortunately we're killing a lot of it, but we do have a beautiful planet that we should look after. And the human nature is curious. We want to learn. We want to discover things. That says nothing about a system or a creator. That says that human beings, that we have a drive to learn new things. That is a wonderful thing. Why ruin it by attributing it to a God with no reason? There's no link between those things and God. That's just a statement on humanity in the world. "New day, new chances" in a heart. Oh, well, I'm convinced. God must be real. You can't just say "New births, therefore God." That's evidence of the human reproductive system. "New resources." Buddy, the resources on this planet are finite. Okay, they're running out. We're using them up. What new resources? "New ideas and knowledge." No, that's just the human experience. "Artistry." Go on, then. I can't see how this is gonna be different from like the second one. "Is Divine Artistry evident?" "Does creation show that an artistic power in behind the," that must be an is. "An artistic power is behind the system of creation. The various hues and shapes, the changing colors in the sky, the reflections, the rainbows, the color of eyes, the peacock, et cetera." Male peacocks, peacock is the male. The female is peahen, whatever. Peacocks having beautiful plumage is evidence for God. So their main evidence for the artistry of God is the existence of color. Objects can absorb some wavelengths and then they reflect others. And the ones that they reflect are the ones that we can see as color. What is the connection between that and God? What was the next thing? "Changing colors in the sky." Changing colors in the sky are caused by, I'm gonna get this wrong, and SciManDan's gonna be upset with me. The changing colors in the sky, I believe, is caused by particles in the atmosphere that scatter, I think. The point is that again, the answer is just weather. It's just weather. It's evolution in one way or another. Oh my God, I just said "anover". I don't do that. I never do that. I blame this video. I'm losing brain cells. One way or another, it's natural phenomena, natural systems, evolution. For all of these things, they do not in any way demonstrate some kind of godly artistry. And once again, I'd like to refer you back to your opening point on the evidence for God, which was that we cannot identify God by human created things, by things that exist in the universe because God is a unique ultimate being. I have a feeling a lot of people who say "ultimate" don't know what the word actually means. Whatever, so how can we possibly identify God via artistry when that is a completely human invention? Completely contradictory, this whole thing is completely contradictory start to finish. It's either incredibly stupid, it just says things without providing any explanation, or it contradicts itself. "Might." Here we go. The fifth divine power is might. "Is divine might evident behind every system?" "Creation show that a mighty power, the way magma is kept inside the earth, the way the sun is kept in the sky." Are you from fucking, a thousand years B.C.? What is wrong with you? The way the sun's kept in the sky? Oh my God. That's why this is like a mix between toddler-esque ideas and grandpa-esque technology usage. It's because this is a fucking caveman who was frozen in the ice and thawed out to explain the evidence for God. Fuck me. He was thawed out. Someone gave him a Quran and he was like, "Oh my God, I understand everything now." The way the sun is kept in the sky. That will keep me going for ages. I'll be thinking about that tonight. That is very funny. "The way huge mountains are pegged." I'm not gonna touch that. I'm not going near that. "The way nuclear energy is kept inside the atom." This is basically them describing things that they think of as strong, stuff that is big and violent and strong, like magma and volcanoes and stuff that is massive and mighty, yeah. But then couldn't you just show like stuff that is dainty and pretty, like show the leaf again, or a little froggy, a tiny little adorable duck on a pond just merrily snacking on some seed and be like, "Well, there's clearly no might behind this." This is so fucking stupid. And again, it's completely, completely reliant on the subjective human experience, which is supposed to be a way that cannot lead you to God. "Remember the painting analogy." I'm trying to forget it. This video is not long enough that we need a recap. "If we see the five powers behind the system of creation, it means the hand of God is behind creation." Okay, first of all, no, it doesn't. It shouldn't, because those are all based on completely subjective things as you have demonstrated very clearly. We don't see these powers. We don't see these things. The things that you describe are naturally evolving phenomena, and we understand a lot of the history of how the earth came to be. We don't need God to fill in those gaps anymore. "God is not an object or a created entity. God is the Ultimate Existence like no other. All manufactured ideas of God always get rejected by the person who creates them." That doesn't make sense. Always get rejected by the person who creates them? Well then how are there believers all over the world? "Their manufactured ideas of God." Your idea of God is completely manufactured. It's all based on subjective human experience, like fucking artistry and might. Yeah. Oh, I see. Intelligent power, systematic power, loving power, artistic power, magnificent power, Islam. (Emma laughs) That's what it's all about, an acronym. That's what it was all for. Are you satisfied? (Emma laughs) I don't know why that's tickled me so much. That is really funny. That really got me. I don't know, that just really fucking got me. (Emma laughs) It's gonna really slowly reveal the word Islam, as if we didn't get it. (Emma laughs) I mean, it took me until the end to get it, so fair play. That explains why it's so stupid. Because they're just fitting stuff into the acronym for Islam. That's amazing. Can you imagine? I almost feel pity, and this is gonna sound really horrible as well. I almost feel pity for the sort of person that makes that thinking, "This is gonna turn some people into believers." Not only are they expecting it to turn people into believers of God, but they're expecting it to turn people into believers of Islam specifically just because the evidence that they use is an acronym for Islam. Here's the thing. I have heard some very intelligent, well thought out, philosophical logical arguments for the existence of a deity, right? There are arguments for theism that I completely understand, I get. A lot of the time it's a difference in just definition or philosophy. A lot of the sort of root things that theists kind of go to I would prefer based on my experience to consider a science that we don't yet understand, or might never understand, whatever. I don't understand how people then take that as like, "Well, to me it makes the most logical sense that there is a God, something we would consider a God." I don't understand how you go from that to "Therefore, Islam," or "Therefore, Christianity." I don't get it. I don't get it, because that is a huge fucking leap that requires a lot of really specific beliefs, a lot of which can be debunked. And then you get into the whole, you know, the whole Bible, Quran mess of what is true and what is not. Then a lot of that is like, it's not dogma in Islam, is it? What's it called? I'm blanking. I'm blanking, my Islam isn't so good. I've got a big fuck off Quran now. It's quite hard to find a good one that has an English translation. It turns out a lot harder than it is to get a Bible. I've got a big Quran and a manual of Islam now that I'm dipping into, but it's taken me a while because it's a lot of stuff. But yeah, it's just a huge leap to me to go from, "Okay, maybe it makes sense that God created the universe," and then, "Therefore, all of these specific events in this book and all of these teachings and stories by various human beings, these are all true and the things they've said come from God." Like how do you, I don't get it. I don't get it. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video. It was a lot sillier than I expected, but some of it wound up being really funny as a result. So I'm kind of happy anyway. At least I had a good time. Unfortunately, that's another one down that did not convince me that God exists. That's a down for us. Do check out some of my other videos if you enjoyed this one. Do subscribe if you haven't already. We have so much more fun stuff coming on. Coming on? Coming up. I'm like hot and delirious and confused. Do give this video a like, leave your thoughts down below. Always helps the YouTube algorithm, even if you just say something really silly. Do check out the link down below to Surfshark. Before we go, I would like to give a big thank you and a shout out to my giant chickens over on Patreon. (upbeat music) Have yourselves a very lovely week, and I will see you really soon. (upbeat music)
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