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- [Seth] Yeah, it's me, Dolly Parton. Here's what's about to happen. I'm leaving "The Porter Wagoner Show," I'm getting brand new producers, I will be bridging country music and pop. I'mma be in movies, are you in or are you out? Back me or back the (bleep) off. And they're all like, cool, we're in. Yeah, absolutely, we're in. Yeah, you're, yeah, you're (bleep)in' Dolly Parton, yeah. Great, let's do it, (bleep). (Warm Fanfare Music) - Hey America! I'm Brian Tyree Henry. We about to talk about "A Change is Gonna Come," which is sang by (bleep) Sam Cooke. Get into this shit. So, our story starts at 1960-mother(bleep)in'-three, the era of (bleep)ery for Black people in this country. We'd been dealing with Jim Crow and shit, And at the same time, we were still dominating the music scene. We'd been giving you like The Supremes, and been giving you The Temptations, and been giving you like Otis Redding. And so, one of the people that was dominating the music scene in the biggest way was Sam mother(bleep)in' Cooke. So Sam was known as a soul singer, but now he had crossed over to pop music. So at this point, Sam Cooke is like going on tour, and like, he's riding on his bus. So he has this dude named J.W. Alexander. So J.W. Alexander is like, yo, I don't need you to like, lose your mind right now, but you know we going through right now with this Civil Rights shit. There's a white dude out there that put out this song that's like kinda like changing the world, bro. So Jay Dubbs lays this track down, and it's Bobby Dylan singing "Blowin' in the Wind." And Sam is listening to this shit like, wait, stop, wait, stop, hold up, (bleep), stop. This song is dope, first of all, but this white dude is singing about everything that me as a Black man is feeling, going through this bullshit. I have to believe I can do better than that. So he like picks up a ukulele, 'cause he had a ukulele on the bus for some reason. - [Derek] Sam Cooke? - Sam Cooke has a ukulele. - And (bleep)in' Jack Johnson. - Who the (bleep) is that? - I knew you wouldn't get that. - Do you know anything about Jhené? - JonBenet, yeah, I think the brother- - R&B good- (sighs) (Derek laughing) "Change is Gonna Come." (Derek laughing) So, as soon as he has his ukulele, he's like, ah, man, what is this song gonna be? What's this song gonna be? ♪ Unh ♪ ♪ I'mma do something ♪ ♪ Just gonna talk about real shit ♪ ♪ And what the Black struggle is like ♪ ♪ Hah ♪ - He just wasn't, he couldn't figure it out. So he had to stop in Shreveport, Louisiana. So like, he's driving through Louisiana in the '60s, man, and he's like seeing like colored only, white only. So they go to this motel, 'cause you know, Black people couldn't go to hotels, you'd go to motels. - [Derek] Motel, hotel. - Holiday Inn! You are Blacker than I thought, Derek. Like, you've actually been, got my eye on you. (Derek laughs) So anyway, so he's checking in, whatever, and he's got his like entourage. And he's like, ding, ding, ding, Sam Cooke is here. So, of course, this white person's back there eating like white potato salad and shit. And so, he was like, yeah. Sam was like, I'm checking in, Sam Cooke. And like, mm, let me check, let me check, let me check through the files. (Brian burbling) Nothing here. And he's like, what are you talking about? I'm Sam Cooke. You hear literally like my song is on the radio right there. The person behind the counter is like, pfft, I don't care. You just look like a colored boy to me. So Sam is like, no, this (bleep) didn't! And so he's like, and all his friends are trying to get him together. And his wife rolls up. Sam's amazing wife, Barbara. She's like, bae, stop, bae. They don't care that you're Sam Cooke, look at that (bleep)in' bland-ass potato salad he's eating. (Derek laughs) You Black, we in Louisiana, they'll kill your ass, calm down, breathe, bae. Bae, breath, (inhales) bae. He's like, bae you right. And she's like, bae, I know. But at this point, the attendant already called the cops, so the cops were already there. And they're like, hey, we hear that there's negroes in here causing trouble. And the attendant's like, them, right there, like, with the spoon with the potato salad, and them. (Derek laughs) Them right there, dude, they're all in trouble, man, look- - Who (bleep)ed with you with that had potato salad? - You don't understand, bland-ass potato salad is a cause for a riot in my life. If that shit isn't yellow, (Brian clapping hands) and there's not eggs in that bitch, there ain't no relish, and there ain't no mother(bleep)in', like, get out of my house. (Derek and Brian laughing) Anyway, so of course, they put all these dudes in jail. And so, Sam was like sitting there, and he was like, damn, I still ain't finished this song though. Damn, even though I'm Sam Cooke, that don't mean shit. They'll still throw me in jail, and they embarrassed me in front of Babs? Something's gotta change, man, something's gotta change. Boom! He's like, shit, "A Change is Gonna Come." "A Change is Gonna Come." So he starts writing this song in jail. Like, he was like, damn, man, I was born in a tent. I wasn't even in a house, like I was by a river, you know what I'm saying? And that's how it started, so he ♪ Born by the river ♪ ♪ In a little tent ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ - Oh my God, like, this is the one, this is the shit, "Change is Gonna Come." So, he gets out of jail, finishes the song, and then on February 7, 1964, he goes on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" to debut this masterpiece called "A Change is Gonna Come." These white people are out there going crazy. Sam was like, yes, you, "A Change is Gonna Come," you, "A Change is Gonna Come," you know "A Change is Gonna Come," Sam Cooke. But then like two days later, the (bleep)ing Beatles perform their new singles on Ed Sullivan's "Really Big Show." And so, like, the Beatles kinda stole the thunder from Sam, and Sam was like, (bleep)! Again, it happened. Another mother(bleep)ing white band stole my shine. So, you know, he decides to like go out. So he meets this chick named, Elisa Boyer. She had a reputation, she was like, I can get any man I want, 'cause you know, look at this, I'm fine, and what I do is Elisa Boyer. So, here we are at yet another motel, and they do what they do, they rolling in the sack, and he's like, or she's like, oh my God, "A Change is Gonna Come." And he's like, yeah, "A Change is Gonna Come." And she's like, "A Change is Gonna Come," and then he's just like, oh, fine. (Derek laughing) Anyway. (laughs) Anyway, Sam, forgive me. (Derek laughs) He's like, he got, he's- - What was that? - I don't know. Hopes, dreams, anyway. (Derek laughs) So anyway, Sam Cooke is in the bathroom, like, you know, just showering off. And so, Elisa Boyer snatches all his stuff, and runs out. And like, Sam opens the bathroom door, like, naked, just standing there. And he's like, no, she didn't, no, did she really? So Sam throws on a trench coat. He goes to the lobby, and like, and he's running around, and like, the hotel manager, like, sees this dude in a trench coat. And he's like, hey, did you see this chick come here in with my stuff? I'm sitting here in a trench coat, my balls are out. And she's like, ahh, penis! Ahh, oh my God! He's like, no, no, no I'm Sam Cooke, like, chill out, I'm Sam Cooke. And then she just like shoots him. Like, just like shoots him. And his last words, his last words were, "Lady, you shot me." And that's it! He was out. And the sad part about the whole thing is, is that he couldn't even see the success of what "Change is Gonna Come" is have, because like after he died, "Change is Gonna Come" like skyrocketed, it became like, it became the song of the Civil Rights Movement. Like, that's song would play, it gave Black people hope. And it is still relevant. Goddammit! It just really lets you know the pain that, like, we have gone through, like, damn, being Black in this country is so hard, it's just so stupid, change needs to come. You know when change comes, Derek? I'm getting reparations right now because I got your white ass to buy me liquor, and change has already started, man. Like, so, cheers to us. - Amen. - Change is gonna come. - Cheers, thank you Sam. - I love you, Derek. - I love you, Brian. - I really love you. - I love you for sentimental reasons. - And now I'm tingling. - That was a Sam Cooke song. - Oh, was it? (laughs) I knew that. Oh. (Derek laughing) (Brian laughs) - Hello. Today, we're gonna talk about Dolly Parton, and Porter Wagoner. Porter Wagoner had his own television show in Nashville. On his show, he sang songs, and he also had what they called a girl singer, named Norma Jean. But Norma Jean left the show. Enter Dolly Parton. And Dolly Parton just thinks, oh (bleep), he heard the songs that I sent in for Norma Jean, and wants me to write more songs. And Porter Wagoner sits her down and is like, hey, I want you to be on my show, and you'll be the girl singer, 'cause you're a girl. Over the course of the next six years, just like kill it. 13 duet albums, 18 hits, and everyone loves them. And she wants to have a solo career, but every time she writes a song, and he's like, you gotta do it this way, I'm the boss, it's my (bleep)ing show. You will do it how I say, I'm Porter Wagoner, it's "The Porter Wagoner Show," you're my girl singer. Okay, I guess I'll follow along, 'cause I have to, 'cause you're the boss. But her solo, like, none of her songs are doing that well in her solo career. And one night, she signs an autograph with this little auburn-haired girl. She says, hey, darlin', what's your name? And the girl says, Jolene. And she says, Jolene. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. That is the name of (bleeping)ing country and western song. And that is her first huge (bleep)ing hit. Everyone is like, we like that song, Dolly Parton. (Seth laughs and claps hands) So- - [Derek] They clapped. - But they bought the record. And now, she's gotta tell Porter Wagoner, she's gotta go and do her own thing. And she doesn't know how to tell him. So she decides, I gotta write a song, because that's how, when you're Dolly Parton, that's how you express yourself. (cork whistles) She sits him down, and she sings to him. I will always love you. I will always love you, fact! It's probably the most beautiful song that's ever been written. And if you listen to that song, the chorus of that song, she makes this promise to Porter Wagoner. I will always love you. And he says, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life. That's the best song you've ever written. Of course you can go. This is so fun. This is the most fun I've ever had in my life. I'm gonna literally Instagram this (bleep) right now. Where's my phone? She goes to New York City, and she walked straight into RCA offices. Yeah, it's me, Dolly Parton. Here's what's about to happen. I'm leaving "The Porter Wagoner Show." I'm getting brand new producers. I will be bridging country music and pop. I'm gonna be in movies. Are you in, or are you out? Back me or back the (bleep) off. And they're all like, cool, we're in. Yeah, absolutely, we're in. Yeah, you're, yeah (bleep)ing Dolly Parton, yeah, great. Let's do it, (bleep). And she does exactly what she said she would do to those RCA executives. She starts recording pop music. And Porter Wagoner, Porter Wagoner only thought about himself. Porter Wagoner sues Dolly Parton, basically says, I want 15% of what you did. I want 15% of what you're doing. And I want 15% of what you're gonna do. And Dolly Parton is like, (bleep), Porter Wagoner, just chill, chill out, man. So she's like, let's settle out of court. Porter Wagoner's like, cool, I'll take a million dollars. I like a million dollars. What does she do next? Only makes her first movie. Dolly Parton is making "9 to 5," she's making "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," she's crushing it. Porter Wagoner, during this time, he's off blowing money. He's giving jewelry out to the women and (bleep) like crazy, he buys a (bleep)ing orange grove. He owes the IRS $500,000. But Dolly Parton made a promise to Porter Wagoner, that she would always love him. And she did, and buys his entire music catalog from him for millions of dollars. She helped out when he was destitute. Finally, when he gets back on his feet, Porter Wagoner tries to buy his music catalog back from Dolly and she sends him a fax and the fax just says, you can have it all back for free. Love you, Dolly. Oh boy. I am real drunk. In 2007, Dolly Parton has a premonition (Seth Sighs) that she needs to go to Porter Wagoner. Porter Wagoner was dying. She went to his deathbed, she's sang to him. (Banjo Strumming) ♪ But I know ♪ ♪ I'll think of you, each step of the way ♪ ♪ And I will always love you ♪ - [Seth] And she lived up to that promise until his, and I'm sure to her dying day. I really wanted to sing, did I ever sing? - Oh boy, did you sing. - Did I really? (laughs) - Boy, did you sing. - I did? - Hello, I'm Daryl Johnson, and today we're gonna talk about Louis Armstrong, and the people that made Louis the Louis Armstrong we know today. Louis Armstrong grew up in the roughest and poorest part of New Orleans. He'd be like, I'm gonna sing for some money! When people would throw pennies at him, he would pick up the pennies, and throw them in his mouth so that the big kids wouldn't take them from them. And that's how he got his first nickname, Satchmo! You take all the coins, and put them in your mouth like a satchel, satch-mouth! His moms works off and on again, prostituted in the brothels, where all the jazz music was playing. So Louis would be like, hey girl, can I listen real quick to the band that's playing on the other side of this wall? And so he would listen to the Kid Ory band, and "King" Joe Oliver. The baddest coordinators in town. Couldn't nobody touch "King" Oliver. And little Louis was listening through those walls, and was like, that's what I wanna do. I want to play that music. Phew. Ah! It's burning the inside of my body! Okay, so, one day, a Jewish coal merchant, Bernhardt Karnofsky, saw little Louis at the brothels, and said, hey, little kid. I can give you a job if you work for me delivering coal to the prostitutes. Come into our family, and we're gonna feed you, and treat you like one of our own. Mrs. Karnofsky was singing little Jewish lullabies to Louis as a young boy, and he's be like. (singing in Yiddish) No, wait, no, that's the prayer. The lullaby'd probably be like. ♪ We're Jewish and we love it ♪ - [Daryl] That's like, nice, right? - [Derek] That's perfect. - So, at seven years old, he's working for the Karnofskys. On the truck, he used to play a horn, like mah, mah, mah, we're coming. And they were driving past this pawn shop, and in the window of this pawn shop was this old beat up coronet. And he was like, I want that. Little Louis asked Karnofsky, do you think you can advance me the five dollars to buy that coronet? He said, of course, I can loan you the five dollars. And it was a piece of junk, but it was his piece of junk and he used to polish it. He was like, mah, mah, mah, mah, mah. 'Cause he wasn't really that good yet. But he was saying, I'm gonna be the best cornetist in all Louisiana. And wore a Star of David for the rest of his life to commemorate how much the Karnofsky family meant to him. That was way before all these celebrities today made it popular to just go grab a little Black kid off of the street. (Derek laughs) So he's out one night and he decides to shoot a gun into the air to celebrate new year's. The police was like, uh-uh, can't be a little Black kid in New Orleans shooting a gun in the air. We're gonna arrest you. He got taken to the New Orleans Home for Colored Waifs. - [Derek] That sounds racist. - [Daryl] Yes, I'm sure it was pretty racist. This is, we're like talking 1913. And that's when he meets Pete Davis, the musical instructure- musical instructor. Pete Davis taught him how to read music, and how to play technically. It's like, you gonna be the best, the best damn horn player in New Orleans. And so, a couple of years later when he gets out, he's playing in all this like seedy bars, everybody in New Orleans was like, hey, that's little Louis Armstrong. He used to make the horn talk. - Is that what they said? - It's what it sounded like. ♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, ♪ ♪ go get you a prostitute. ♪ ♪ Get you some whiskey. ♪ ♪ Badadada, bah, bah, and have a good time. ♪ - [Daryl] And one day, his idol, "King" Joe Oliver, heard him play. And he was like, man, this kid is good. (bottle clattering) (bleep). (Daryl laughing) - This one, oh, there's another one. - I told you Sazeracs do something special. All right. It was King Oliver who taught them how to perform. So he used to march all around town in parades, marching bands, and that's how Louis got his soul. Papa Joe would be like, if you heard the crowd getting into the music, give them a little bit more. Right? So if he was like bah, bah, bah, just throw more notes. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. and little Louis was like, sure! I'm drunk as (bleep), I'll do whatever you want. I'm so drunk. What do you want now? What was I talking about? [Derek Laughs] We're talking about Louis Armstrong. So, to be honest, he was playing better than Papa Joe. Louis became the number one cornetist in New Orleans. And everybody was like, man, this Louis Armstrong is good, and that's when he blew up. - Cheers. - To Louis Armstrong - To Louis. - To Louis. - [Derek] Without that love that he's given, - [Daryl] he might not be the Louis Armstrong. We know him today. Always remember where you got that inspiration from. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Louis. - Louis Armstrong was the greatest. - Oh, okay do it slow. - You want me to crack your back? - Yeah. Okay. But do it slow. (Daryl Laughing) You, you want to crack- you're drunk. - I'm drunk! - Hello. Today, we're talking about Kris Kristofferson. (Derek Laughs) Kris Kristofferson got incredible grades and he was a Rhodes scholar. And then he was trained as an army ranger to fly helicopters. His platoon commander knew someone in Nashville that worked for Johnny Cash. We can get you in free to a show at the Grand Ole Opry. Yeah. I love it. Let's do it. So Kris takes a one week leave and watches Johnny Cash. He felt power and energy because that's what Johnny Cash did. Kris felt transfixed, my God, this is my hero. And Kris said in that moment that he was thunderstruck and then Johnny Cash walked off and Johnny Cash walked over and shook his hand. Boom. Holy (bleep), this is my hero and he just came up to me and connected with me. So Kris says, you know what? I'm going to quit this. And he quits the army and he moves to Nashville, Tennessee with the idea of becoming a great singer-songwriter. Finally, a job opens up of being a janitor at Columbia records. And then his mother writes him a letter, your hero, Johnny Cash, is a drug addict. And of course he sings at San Quentin Folsom right now because a jailbird sings "Jailbirds." So we have now officially disowned you. We hope somehow you come to your senses because you're not a songwriter. Sorry, Kris, you're done. And he felt like a giant failure. He's a (bleep)ing janitor. And then one day Johnny Cash comes in. He's like who in the world is in there right now? Changing the ashtrays with those brown with the incredible blue eyes. Well that's Kris, who is he? His mom just disowned him because you're his hero. And Kris was in there changing the ashtrays and Johnny Cash comes in and says, Well it's always nice to get a letter from home, ain't it? And Kris can't believe it. He's like, yeah, but they bonded over it. because he was passionate and he had his dream. I'm going to quit all this. And I want to pursue an artist life. So we quit. Kris is starving. He has no money. He's now writing these songs. And then Kris and he's so frustrated and he has one song. It's about that feeling to be on a Sunday when the bars don't open and it's got "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down." it's that feeling of loneliness and nobody believing in you but you and wish the Lord that I was stoned there ain't nothing that Sunday, make somebody feel alone. "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down" was the song Kris knew was something special. How can I get my song Johnny Cash and make an impact? So great Johnny, Kris landed a helicopter in his lawn to give him this song. Some fools landed in our yard with a helicopter right out of the sky. He re listened to the song and the song went to the next level for Johnny because he understood it. He understood the isolation and loneliness and wishing Lord that he was stoned. Excuse me. - You're fine. (Eric Burps) - So at that time Johnny Cash was recording his own variety show for ABC. So Johnny said to Kris, Hey, we're going to do "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down" right now. And then went through a run through of the song. ♪ On a Sunday morning sidewalk, ♪ ♪ Wishing Lord that I was stoned. ♪ Well he did it one time. And ABC censors came up and said, Uh, Johnny, Uh, great song. Oh, we actually can't uh, in any way, put on the lyrics wishing Lord that I was stoned because it's clearly an allusion to marijuana and it's in the country tradition. He'd do something about alcohol, but marijuana is a no-go. You have to change that. You wishing Lord, I was home? I wrote it wishing Lord that I was stoned. I wished I was stoned. So when it comes time to record the song in that show, they put Kris way up in the rafters. 'Cause he was, he was on the fringes, man. So the song starts and he's like ♪ On a Sunday morning sidewalk, ♪ and then his gaze goes right up to Kris in the very back rows like ♪ Wishing Lord that I was stoned ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's something in the sidewalk ♪ ♪ Makes somebody feel alone. ♪ - [Eric] And Kris said he felt his heart warm. God bless, you know, my song's on TV. And it meant the world to Kris 'cause his hero did right by him. Once Johnny Cash says it's cool, well, everybody wants to record Kristofferson's song. Waylon Jennings, Joni Mitchell, James Taylor, Janis Joplin. Kris Kriscoff- Kris Kristofferson became the biggest star in the world truly in 1976 and it's been forgotten. He was the biggest star in the world at the time. Kris was huge. (Warm Fanfare Music)
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Channel: Comedy Central
Views: 432,547
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Keywords: Drunk History, Drunken History, drunk, history, Derek Waters, comedy central, comedy, comedians, true story, story, truth, drinking, booze, Casey Wilson, Dolly Parton, Sam Cooke, Brian Tyree Henry, Calvin Dutton, Amber Ruffin, Seth Weitberg, Rich Fulcher, Porter Wagoner, Louis Armstrong, Daryl Johnson, King Oliver, Andre Royo, Miles Brown, Maestro Harrell, Johnny Cash, Eric Edelstein, Johnny Knoxville, Kris Kristofferson, Jon Daly, funny video, comedy videos, funny clips
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Length: 24min 4sec (1444 seconds)
Published: Tue Apr 13 2021
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