Like a sunflower That follows every moment of the sun So guys, we are at Mumbai Metro's Rajiv Chowk (Rajiv Chowk is a Metro station in Delhi where multiple lines connect) More specifically, Ghatkopar Metro Station I mean, Mumbai's Rajiv Chowk is probably Dadar Station Tbh, at this point their is no difference between Ghatkopar Station and Dadar Station There is a railway bridge in between Which connects the Local Station to the Metro Station And always remains crowded Outside the station there are hawkers and shared autos which take up more than half of the road The roads are already very narrow But still, you will find more girls shopping than vehicles Any women watching stop buying dresses for 50 Rupees which you're not gonna wear anyway Btw, I came here through CAB and you know when you get those CAB Drivers who talk to you the entire way I had one of those I think I know more about that driver than his wife now Like the amount of information that he gave me I can probably calculate his di*k size So now we're gonna take a Metro to DN Nagar Then from there we'll go to Juhu Beach Probably through Rickshaw Btw, if ya'll are wondering than why I visit these place after midnight Its because this is the only time in Mumbai when they're not crowded Like if you are thinking that you can avoid the crowd by travelling in Mumbai Metro instead of Mumbai Local umm, no This is how Mumbai Metro looks in day time Like here the stations have such little space you would think that the term flashmob was created from Mumbai's Railway Stations We need Thanos bro Here literally every station has a sponsor. So Andheri's is LIC And LIC's music started playing I don't think Delhi's stations have sponsors Its only here Also, Mumbai's Metro Especially this Reliance Metro *Announces Sponsor* this one had a sponsor too? Medimix? Every Station has a sponsor? So, I was saying that I think Mumbai Metro specially Reliance Metro The Reliance line Its kind of expensive Like its definitely more expensive than that of Delhi's But as of now it is very empty Like really empty Its not this empty usually But its currently 11:44 PM Like isn't this the last line? I think this is pretty much the last line So obviously its gonna be relatively empty But at the day time it is usually packed, I've seen it So the next station is arriving where we will get off So guys we've arrived at the DN Nagar Metro Station If you don't know, Mumbai's Metro is basically under work It is not completely built yet So it will never send you to your final destination It will throw you somewhere in the middle After that, you have to go on your own So now we will go to Juhu Beach probably through Auto-Rickshaw Will you go to Juhu? Chowpatty Mumbai's Roads are narrow in most of the areas But here at the Juhu area the roads are so amazing Like whenever I come to this area, it's sick Empty roads Although I do mostly always come here at night There's a restaurant in this area called Pink Wasabi ... Here... So I was saying that There's a restaurant called Pink Wasabi in this area And its a ditto copy of a café in London Like the entire interior is full copy Why is Bisleri written there? My Bisleri Now I know some people will comment that "RAJASTHANI, OFC HE'S EXCITED SEEING BISLERI" Shut up I was just curious as to why that name It was kind of unique that's why I got excited, that's the only reason So we got kicked off from that entry Bruh I don't get this why do they kick us from Public Places? I am feeling very hungry So we are going to eat somewhere I do say Mumbai's food is a*s But then again I like to eat a*s I mean- nah x8 Bro this is our last hope If we get kicked out from here too then I don't know how will I save this video If they kick us out from here too then we will have to go to Versova beach And if we got kicked from Versova too And you're saying that what if we get m*rdered Why do you always have to think the worst outcome of everything ? And if we got kicked from Versova too Then Band Stand Band Stand can never be closed Band Stand will remain open Open as in some of the shops and the restaurants that are there will remain open That's our last hope But first of all, I hope this is open I have never seen Mumbai so empty like this So guys, we have arrived at Juhu Beach apparently the 7th most disappointing tourist attraction in the world What is at number 1? In this list the number one is Bangkok, Thailand, Khao San Road I can assure you no one is going to Bangkok for that road People go to Bangkok To bang a co*k If you'll see Juhu Beach as a big tourist attraction then obviously it will be disappointing But in reality, people come here to chill at night and in terms of that, its a very good place I came here after doing some research Chowpatty remains closed But I'm pretty sure beach is open 24 hours you know when people hype a place so much that there is no way that place could live up to that hype Obviously if you'll visit these places with those expectations then you will get disappointment But the opposite happened to me When I visited Juhu Beach for the first time In my 'I move to Mumbai' Vlog People told me that Juhu Beach is trash Juhu Beach is extremely dirty and when I came here, it was actually alright Like because my expectations were already pretty low because of what I was told I think in recent years there was some campaign to clean Juhu Beach its still dirty Obviously, there is still some trash here But the pictures I saw, its no where near that It is somewhat cleaned So number 1 tip Don't come to Juhu Beach with a lot of expectations Instead, come to Juhu Beach with a girl I wonder how many people have broken up here Someone definitely has had s*x here I mean the lubricant is right there- So we're going to this restaurant which I've visited before Its kind of exp... mf- I GOT SCARED Why didn't you tell me? fu*k He's there, how will I go from there? He's standing at the entry no x4 leave it x2 Bro I ain't going there lets find another way (he's a small dog) no x2 He chased after them Here's the gate (100,000 Subscribers) That has nothing to do with it What is this logic? The dog is standing right there He's coming this way, lets go Guys The restaurants near Juhu Beach were closed We couldn't go anywhere We're going to Versova Beach There is a restaurant near Versova Beach that will remain open till 3 AM What is the time now? Currently it is 1:15 AM Bro how will we spend the entire night? From Juhu to Versova then Versova to Juhu will this go on forever? What if after that we go to Marine Drive? Nothing is happening here I thought Juhu Beach would be much more happening than this Like in Marine Drive there were so many people the entire night Not much here, its quite empty Let's see Versova Beach then after that we will probably go to Juhu Beach again We'll see where we go after that Maybe we go to Marine Drive again Who knows, Idk When will the food come? I AM STARVING (When did you last eat?) 8-9 (in morning?) 8-9 at night Idk but I get hungry after every 2-3 hours I start feeling hungry What did I tell you? I eat 5-6 times a day We came without any plan to roam around Mumbai at night Everything is closed Not everything but, most of the restaurants are closed Btw, Bollywood's most weirdest scene was probably shot at Juhu Beach I think this is the one (and after meeting you) (I forgot about my father's death) (why do you worry, my love?) Bro what tf is this guy doing? (what is happening?) Hot Scenes in 1970s be like Bro this mf literally put a crab inside her Your father and grandfather have grown up watching this and will tell you that today's movies are dirty and then you have to go to drink water at every kiss scene That moa n... I got turned on then I realized that she's probably dead then I got turned on even mo- that was a joke that was a joke x2 that was a joke x3 CBFC after watching this movie APPROVED Bro CBFC cries over Anurag Kashyap's movies And will approve this movie by terming it family-friendly I won't try hookah When I went to London I went to a Shisha place with Mo There Mo offered me this too and I tried it and didn't like it at all It has nothing to do with religion Hookah is allowed When I used to go to functions in U.P. In weddings, there used to be hookah stalls In U.P., Moradabad You would see children smoking it whereas, not for me (Hookah). That's why I don't wanna try it Hookah is not that harmful I just don't wanna do it If you want to, you can I don't like the taste I will eat my Pizza Finally the food has come, I was waiting for it for so long I am very hungry finally x2 Where will we go after this? We came here without a plan to roam around Mumbai at night But where will we go after this? I mean Juhu Beach is technically open We just googled if Juhu Beach is open 24 hours and it said, 'Yes, the beach is open 24 hours' 'But it is adviced to leave the beach before 9 PM' Because of dangerous crimes What will we do? Where should we go after this? Should we go back to the beach? Should we go to Marine Drive? Where? (can we go to Versova Beach?) I mean Juhu Beach is an actual tourist attraction if there is no one there then why would there be people at the Versova Beach I mean technically there were some people (you put ketchup on pizza?) Bruh fu*k off Pizza tastes better with ketchup I don't give a fu*k what anyone thinks you can think whatever you want Ok so we ended up going to Versova beach after that It was completely empty Like literally there was no one besides autos Not a single person So we've come to a café nearby I'm gonna be honest, we literally just came here to pass time we've rented a car which we will take to Colaba (Southern point of Mumbai) through Sea Link Bridge But the thing is, that car will be available in half an hour so till then we will be chilling in this café I wasn't feeling hungry at all But I still ended up ordering a cold coffee so that the staff doesn't look at me weirdly We will spend half an hour here, then we will sit in the car How much is South Bombay from here? (Bombay = Mumbai) We will go to South Bombay through that car We will try too see the sun rise from that car and maybe have some snacks on the way And we will go to Colaba Like I have explored Mumbai a lot I have seen Band Stand Versova Juhu I have visited Marine Drive 2-3 times now But Colaba is one place that I've never visited So today, we'll check that too Colaba I am coming The whole beach is empty except that one couple W rizz bro So I think we have to unlock the car from the app hoishhh Where are the keys? Bro where are the keys? We came here to take his car We paid the full price almost 3000 Rupees we came here and searched the keys for so long almost for half an hour and the owner comes and goes 'We can't give you the car' I'm just realizing what just happened Like we came to his house 100 Rupees from an auto to get here We searched the keys for half an hour So, money waste time waste and then this guy rejected us to give his car he said, 'You guys look young' a*shole My license is 4 years old I've been driving for 4 years What young? I am so angry rn This son of a... I hope his wife divorces him We went to the first floor Then we got told to go to the second floor So we went to the second floor Then we got told to go to the third floor When we went at the third floor Then we got told to go to the fourth floor Are we playing Hide and Seek here? I am getting really angry about this situation We called the customer care They booked us an alternate car and that alternate car was of this owner too and he rejected us again We booked another alternate car Which is 3-4 KM away and now we have to go through auto again If you don't wanna give your car then why have you listed it? on the app? He took a picture of our ID's and kept it after saying he won't give us the car So if you won't give us the car then why take pictures of our ID's? What will you do with the photos? We got a car Btw, I'm sorry if I was being aggressive to the previous owner but I swear to God bro he was so rude to Vedant He was just being angry for no fu*kig reason Like he wasted our time In zoom car, you're meant to put the keys inside the car like in this car we found the keys inside the car but that guy kept the keys with him Zoom Car doesn't give the number of the owner So if we didn't call the customer care we would just be searching the keys for hours and lose 3000 Rupees Bro I am still p*ssed because of him he wasted almost 1-1.5 hours we won't be able to see the sunrise What is the time currently? (6:35 AM) 6:35...BROO... I'm so fu*king p*ssed man lets just focus on what we have in front of us we're obviously going to Colaba And in the way we will go to, is it called Bandra Worli Sea Link? We will go to Sea Link Bridge too I have obviously seen Sea Link Bridge a lot of times but I've never driven over it When will we reach there? It is already Sun Rise We've missed the Sun Rise Mr. Uncle, I'm really mad at you I hope you have a long life... I hope your kids put you in an orphanage I apologize Uncle I hope you rest easy at night Vedant, how much will you rate my driving out of 10? (a solid 4) What 4? wh..hey... You can't even drive by yourself mf I asked him if he can park by himself he said no the roads are very narrow they weren't even narrow (I was joking) Sure Is this Metro? (yes) (lets race the metro) Okay I mean... (we won) Where is the airport? (yes this is the way to the airport) Our original plan was to go to the airport because airports restaurants are open 24/7 but I don't think that we can enter without a ticket but I know that T2's restaurants are open whole night some restaurants are open at least bro driving here is such a vibe I know that there will be traffic here probably after 1-2 hours after 2-3 hours but I'm enjoying it for now also the airport roads.. The airport area is so s*xy we have a flight from here in a few days I don't want to spoil it But we may or may not be going somewhere soon that's all I'm gonna say I am enjoying driving a lot right now I am driving after a few months but roads here are a vibe Lots of speed breakers though Its actually so enjoyable If it goes on like this then I will get an orga*m at the Sea Link bridge Btw, whoever's car is this That owner is so sweet He is literally the polar opposite of that owner who rejected to give us his car This owner was very sweet Is there a speed limit here? I am not over speeding btw if anyone is concerned I'm not over speeding But I don't think that there is a speed limit here Here comes the Sea Link Can see the skyscrapers We've to go to the left right? (no straight x5) Okay bro you saved us, we would have missed the Sea Link This is such a vibe bro this is so fun this is amazing, this is literally heaven like the entire road is empty Today is a holiday if you don't know what is today? (Gudi Padwa festival) I'm enjoying this too much Guys I'm gonna cut it I'm talking about the part That is already cut Is there a toll here? (yeah obviously, this is Worli Sea Link, obviously there will be a toll) The fees to drive on this road is 85 Rupees Yes, Zoom is meant to pay for the toll We had Fast Tag in our account but as soon as we went in the Fast tag line it showed blacklisted meaning Zoom didn't put money in Fast Tag And bro this is going to be so sick Is there a speed limit here? (nah, I don't think so) The houses here man this is my first time coming to Worli btw So we're heading to Colaba Colaba Causeway What was the name? Ballard Estate? Idk how to pronounce it I know some Mumbaikar is going to roast me because of my pronunciation (actually its Ballard Estate) I said the same thing (Ballard Estate) Isn't this Tardeo btw? Isn't Ambani's actual house here? In that video we p*ssed off many people because we called a house Ambani's house which wasn't actually his house Bro he said that to me He said that to me then I said "IF this is Ambani's house then.." (do you know that in our Marine Drive's video there was Ravi Shashti) (Ravi Shashti was jogging there) *previously* Look alike or real? (no, he was actually Ravi Shashti) (really, I'm not even joking) you're lying, you're fu*king with me people were commenting that on the vid, but I thought that they were trolling at this point every comment on my video is a troll So I didn't even think about it, was he really Ravi Shashti? The thing is, you don't even know much about cricket Your bat knowledge is questionable (I'm good with balls) Balls Sure Houses are so lovely here what tf is this design? what is this? They made a house around a vase what is the time right now ? (7:12 AM) Let me tell you Guys currently the time is 9:11 AM and we're going to Lodha Twin Towers (and you're driving) shut the fu*k up I am saying that you will drive the car on the time of return right? (I don't have the confidence, what if I crash?) I took the Peace Of Mind plan basically means that no matter how much you crash the car I have to pay maximum 99 Rupees (and the remaining money?) they will pay the rest It's on them Plus we already fu*ked with the first two car bookings (ok so, the car is your first priority and my health is second?) I mean... yeah obviously, you can go fu*k yourself I'm joking x2 Bro because of you, I was angry at that Uncle he didn't say anything to me, he was only rude to you Tbh, I made a mistake by sending you to that Uncle because you're only 18-19 If I went to him, I'm 22 My license is 4 years old I don't know how anyone can look at me and say nahhh... bro he rejected us so bad not even girls reject like he did He legit saw us and went "eh" We shouldn't make fun of him that much P*ss off I hope someone p*sses in his daal (Indian dish) I hope someone j**ks off on his rice Bro how can a restaurant named Haji Ali.. be pure veg what tf? If the restaurant is named Hajiali then I thought it would non-veg Mughlai options Women's Mumbai Team Why did you laugh at that? Misogynist A*shole I said women's Mumbai Indians and you started laughing In Women's IPL I haven't seen it, but is the umpire man or woman? (Obviously woman) I mean obviously if you will put a man among 24 women then it will be kinda weird (who is the man of the match in Women's Cricket?) Women of the match Women of the match x2 (Antilia !!) Is this Antilia? (yes) Yh, this is definitely Antilia Nah, Idk bro 110% (are you seeing the construction?) (and that too in this part of the town) Bro I can't believe that this house is the most expensive house in the world I'm literally the definition of poverty in front of Ambani But No offence Ambani Sir but this doesn't look like the most expensive house in the world Like he could've bought a Palace This house is of 1-2 Billion, right ? Bro this is literally the GDP of some countries *Pakistan* nah x4 I didn't say anything (friendly fire) (Sorry) Its okay... Wait- why are you saying sorry to me mf? are you implying that I'm Pakistani? Now people will comment- 'Love from Karachi' Bro think he's Shoomer (Its Schumacher idiot) What did I say? (Shoomer) no x2 I didn't say Shoomer I said Schumacher I said Shoe Maker I- Schu... I feel like I will get the vibe of Connaught Place from where we are going rn because Connaught Place is literally British Architecture The roads here are narrow Again someone from Mumbai will get offended Today I've appreciated Mumbai too much I feel like It is literally giving the vibe of Connaught Place (Connaught place is also called CP right?) I already know what you're about to say, just stop right there I am not seeing any Vintage Cars here There x4 There is one Which one was that? ('Fiat' was written on it, Idk which one was that) The car was looking pretty old And now someone will correct my wheel knowledge I'm not scared of these dogs Not inside the car Yh, bite me now mf Lets go bro, I'm getting hungry again Zaid back with his.... starving mouth I want something in my mouth every time That sounds so... Lets just go and have something to eat So guys, now we're going to a famous café which was recommended to me Its called Café Leopold apparently it is very famous I got excited after hearing a female voice in the morning (Is this your first time going?) Yes, this is my first time going to Leopold Café Pizza by the bay is very famous too but whatever we ate there was sh*t (my pancakes were good) It was good for you Your testbuds are adjusted according to Mumbai so my mid is your top tier This guy was saying that 'I prefer Mumbai's food over Delhi's food' And he has never visited Delhi in his entire life So which Delhi food are you talking about? You had Delhi food and then you woke up? (I've heard that its not good) Where did you hear it from? Everyone mutually agrees Even Delhi haters agree that Delhi has the best food in the country Idk what you're on Its just my opinion. I prefer- How tf can you make an opinion on Delhi food if you've never tried Delhi food? First try both Mumbai and Delhi food than after that you can say that Mumbai food is better I mean it would be a wrong opinion But you can say that but you haven't tried it yet so shut up (you're angry at my opinion?) You don't even know the definition of opinion a*shole You are saying it before even trying (I think everybody will agree that Mumbai's food is way better than Delhi's food) Are you high rn? (not now) Like what are you smoking? "Everybody will agree than Mumbai's food is better than Delhi's food?" Even Mumbai people agree that Delhi's food is better than Mumbai's (Delhi people are not real, they eat momos) Not even gonna anything You're already gonna get roasted in the comments by Delhi people (Delhi is my love, I can sacrifice myself for Delhi) I'm saying that If we go to Delhi someday Please don't travel through bus after 10 PM Wait what were you saying? Leopold Café was attacked? (yes, 26 / 11 attack) Like the inside of the café has bullet marks? (yes, they are still there) Look at that parking angle it is locked so these are real bullet marks apparently and there is a room too where its written 'Toxic room inside, Keep out' I've heard that there is a shattered glass here too from those same attacks which they keep as a tribute People say that this café has a lot of history but the food is mid lets try it its alright its alright x2 but the experience was worth it bro you will agree too that the food was average I mean the one who recommended said that that the vibe is good but you probably won't like the food this is the National anthem of the channel at this point Anyways this is it for today's video I will see you in the next video Bye
