Mortal Kombat Mitchologies: Mike Miquanchi | FINALE | BLIGHT CLUB

you seem like a big red Fu guyy right you're always party rocking party rocking in the house tonight yeah you know you know red Fu I know that song that's LMFO I thought right but red fu is the like he's the leader of the stable there oh he's like the guy in LMFAO do they still are they too old to Party Rock now is it like embarrassing still the biggest thing on campuses I assume is it like embarrassing when they Party Rock indication was they were too old to Party Rock from the like wasn't the one guy the one guy's uncle and so always like maybe party Rock's just a state of mind uh never heard Quan say that you see you're not reading my fan fictions you can't party rock sometimes oh don't worry I still got this trategy guy in front of me so I can help you just as much as I have historically oh incredible all right looks like uh this this has happened for I got to turn the Retro tank on and off real quick I'm getting this thing set up my confidence for some reason is at an all-time low at this video game I got to be honest what I like to hear you're in a bad way but I think you could dig your way out I I I I'm not sure I don't know why I thought there'd be such a good chance I'd beat this today I don't know I really don't feel take your time shut up Mike you're gonna go to bridg you just try to get out of there if it goes bad then we're going to BU our head against it with with the save you have but don't rush anything don't rush explore start a new run if you need to I think you're going to get to the bridge and you're going to do just fine and you're going to have a much better save very quickly today I think you might be right but yeah that's the plan I am going to go back to that what seventh level or whatever Bridge you and see if I can get a better save going into that Fortress we just know them as the oo versions Bridge Fortress oo all the oo are here why why are they ooh I don't know oh I think it's o cuz I think it's like when the when the path branches I think let's say he like killed Scorpion or whatever I think it would go into the 01 version on the save file sure okay maybe I my thinking is the game breaks if they don't have like extra characters there like it has to be so many characters it's so like I just put zeros at the end that's that's my guess that might also I think everything in this game is finally tuned it wouldn't have such a slapped ass solution to something I do think Dan is probably right have wean one no but I never did any fatalities okay I need to get a sound word button just is mid saying I think Dan is probably right God this whole system is so mess okay bridge bridge you cross the bridge of immortality to reach shino's Fortress right this whole thing okay we dinosaurs okay let's get our bearings for a second is that just classic quanche red on your head there yeah and I didn't I couldn't think of any funny symbols I thought about maybe doing the RB symbol but kind seems kind of hard maybe that's the power you needed maybe you needed like the shoot qu yeah you know every once in a while you got to do the normal or else the specials aren't special didn't need to do that and then it's expected every time right even the special isn't special anymore trying to get my bearings for a second here Alex bonola just sent me a clip of a batro hand his friend did that one hand had 10.6 billion and that's just w a silly number I was I told Mike this last night but uh I was on I just searched Tik Tok to see if anyone was posting anything and this guy had one that had um it was like 12 followed by 22 zeros uh so like it had to do like to the power of 22 to actually fit the number on the screen oh that's a good video game right there if it lets you do that [ __ ] yeah it was it was awesome it was it was essentially an infinite Loop uh that he was getting from from all his bonuses that's the dream yep that's exact I know honestly that's why I play do you remember all this Mitch yeah I'm not going to lie I watched a video of a guy fighting this dinosaur what yeah I fought the dinosaur already Dan I beat the dinosaur I was looking for a more optimal yeah I know it's shocking it's infuriate hang on I think that's a whistle yeah you shut the hell up I think that's a restart restart yeah right you shut the hell up it's not going to work anyways like he gets him in this perfect like stun lock pattern I don't understand how he does it I'm looking at the BL Club rules and says if you cheat in any way you have to take the next game also yeah incredible and then you what's going to be next you see how the fight went it did nothing I'm going to change my forwarding address so that anything sent to my house goes to your house Mitch so the outfit for the next [Laughter] one again like something with the spacing oh yeah this sucks okay I think I almost had it there watched Dune again last night yeah it's still really good I've been watched it since I watched it the first time I I I'll make time for it I suppose oh I I liked it the first time but the one thing that bumped me out was like oh man I feel like we're just getting some really cool [ __ ] and now we'll see if they make another one and now it didn't bother me at all cuz it's like oh I'll get see that cool [ __ ] next week yeah I I like the way that movie looks a whole bunch that guy always makes good-looking movies uh the battle Blade Runner 2049 awesome vill yeah villain do you turn turn on the filmmaker mode gimmick on the TVs uh most of the time it's like the easiest way to get rid of all the motion smoothing and stuff uh okay that will get rid of all that stuff always oh yeah that's like the whole idea yeah okay okay cuz I didn't know cuz i' I've got my like HDR thing like my setting where it's like no motion smoothing or anything I didn't know whether to do that or filmmaker mode uh you I mean if you have it all turned off on filmmaker mode you know usually that's going to match the brightness of your room a little bit better but if you have like an ideal set up uh filmmaker Mode's great okay cool cool how's this going Mike I think I got a pattern figured out here now okay sweet the thing is that so like I'm at Zer life zero continues again so this is just practice but eventually if I can kill this T-Rex in one go that's not good I was seeing stuff on Instagram of like MVP and Batista at the Dune 2 premiere and it's like oh man I want to see Dune 2 with MVP and Batista I would I would just carry a extra pair of tiny glasses and be like can you wear these Batista and I can get a picture with you wear these tiny glasses for me please okay that he didn't give him that time but I'm feeling okay this is probably not surprising but MVP uh in my experience one of the coolest wrestlers to talk to I'm sure he seems great yeah he is just an awesome dude yeah Steely Dan fan is that him yeah oh yeah yes that's right I love that that's the coolest thing ly talking to Young wrestlers about Steely Dan trying to get him into it I love it you have any Virgil stories Dan uh I posted the one Virgil interaction I had no I I guess I got two Virgil stories one is I was in an Uber heading towards WrestleMania 33 in Orlando and there was like major traffic and we were like pretty far from the stadium and we looked over and there was somebody charging like $40 or $20 or something for parking and next to the guy holding the sign Virgil was just standing in the parking lot eating a snow cone and I to grab my friends like is that Virgil eating a snow cone and we all look over like yep that's definitely virtual eating the snow cone uh the other one I was working backstage at WrestleMania 37 the Tampa one the first one post pandemic or the first one with people in the crowd and oh nice um and uh I suddenly there was like kind of a panic backstage and a bunch of producers and stuff running around and being like um Virgil we don't know how he got to this door but he's like gone to an area of like around the stadium that fans were not allowed access to and he was banging on the door to the backstage area where like the Buccaneers come in and he was claiming that he was part of the show and trying to like get backstage at WrestleMania and everyone was trying to figure out how to keep Virgil from getting backstage that was my other experience with them incredible sounds like Virgil yep starting to get a lot of smudgy makeup on this PlayStation controller how'd that happen that's a mystery that is what I associate Virgil with like what's Virgil doing here like that this whole what's virtual doing here a lot of that yeah that was he made a career out of that yeah EXA which I I hey I respect that oh yeah hey he turned on dboi I think he had a WrestleMania match against Rody Piper maybe and uh just a bunch of weird [ __ ] for a few decades yep yep but rest in peace all right speaking of rest in peace here I'm going to put this dinosaur man into an early grave God damn it it's like a very specific Loop you have to get him into not you just don't come on looks like a um like a hidden character from masters of teras Kazi yeah I I actually completely understand what you mean I I kind of liked that game and I'll say why it's not a good fighting game no but um I I think I just played the demo it was on a demo disc that I had which by the way I do want to do a demo very soon uh but it was you could pick uh Luke and I can't remember if it was Luke and Vader were the two selectable in the demo but just the idea of like I think it was like R2 or something you could hit and it would it would pull out the lightsaber just the novelty to me of like playing a character where like I can just in a fighting game and I can press a button and bring the lightsaber out I guess that wasn't just done to death as much back then and I thought it was so cool to do that in the fighting game uh and so I I kind of like that I played that demo a bunch yeah there's something fun and funky about masters of teras Kazi absolutely yeah yeah that uh dark Forces is out now I was playing that this morning that's really good I've never played that oh it's fine remove from Nostalgia would it be fun uh yes I mean do you like Doom style Shooters like OG Doom it's the best one of those yep what the best the best Doom like yeah oh yeah holy [ __ ] let me write this down okay uh what's it on uh everything it just night dive just released it everywhere uh is it on the personal computer it's on the person computer that's where I got it uh on Steam I you can get it on switch as well it's good there too that's why I sto cheing up I will play that oh I get it oh I got it oh okay then eventually I think well every once while you to get behind cuz then he like starts running out of room to get backed up into like I can do this twice but then I got to get over here get over here Michael in the chat says I think that demo just Dan was talking about was OPM volume 3 it also had bito blade jetmoto and Ghost in the Shell absolutely because I remember that was my one experience with Ghost in the Shell and I remember you could like crawl into this like spider thing and and run around and I thought that was really cool despite not knowing anime or Ghost in the Shell at all that is definitely that I should OPM 3 I should write that down yeah write that down spider thing spider thing climb into a spider thing demo desk OPM yes we should do a uh uh we should do a demo I just thinking that yeah games need to settle down though there I know I was yeah I was I I know it's a thing we do a lot but I me I do feel like complaining about it again because God there's a couple review games I really really want to play and I don't even have time for those I know I'm I have a couple games that it should be work I need to beat Final Fantasy still I never want to stop playing batro I still want to get back I don't want to forget about infinite wealth halfway through that at least uh and then I got some stuff that's coming out soon that I'm working on and boy there's just not enough time in the day is there there's not enough time yeah now it like really stunk like over the last couple weekends I've been feeling like just like okay I'm going to catch up on sleep cuz I'm feeling sick and then I just play batra because that's like something I could do in a haze and then didn't have time for anything else I want to be playing More Hell divers all the time and I just can't even make that happen yep yep see did I show you this window kill d uh game Dan window kill yeah it's on Steam check this out go just go to steam go to window kill and look at the video and see how it works it's a bunch of it's a shooter that's like Geometry Wars but it takes place in a bunch of Windows like application windows on your desktop and you can like shoot the side to make the windows grow bigger and it's constantly shrinking and like big enemies will be in their own window that you got to go like over to it's holy [ __ ] you [ __ ] dinosaur piece of [ __ ] look at that look how well that went holy [ __ ] pretty good yeah oh my God holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay good good good oh my God first try first try first try manat uh all right oh steam's doing the fun thing where I opened it and it shows is open in the bottom right but then there's just no window anywhere that's fun I like it when it does that weird that that's a weird thing I've never had that happen you haven't no oh I remember the Giant Bomb East office [ __ ] every single time we tried to open the steam it's like where's the window we don't see it it says it's running we don't see the exe anywhere what that's crazy no it's never happened to me yep I uh y just can't find steam [Music] cool okay now this guy ow ow ow okay no we're doing good no we're doing ooh ooh I'm looking at oh this window kill looks [ __ ] up it's such a cool like neat idea I feel like I'd be losing my mind playing this I'm just watching the 15-second teaser because it's like whenever I see like weird window stuff happening I'm just so programmed to like hate it because I've got a three monitor set up and it constantly like gets [ __ ] up and moves Windows right I'm sure I just be God damn it like just kneejerk pissed off about it it does look look really cool though wow come on come on there we go that's two two more of these mini boss you're on a roll window kill I will download that right now the next one is the machine g yep nice all right downloading folks I've done something damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it Jesus I've done something dangerous I have tried to introduce my father into something new that he will definitely like if he gives it a try but I talked him through on the phone downloading batro onto his switch oh wow so he likes Poker he's been looking for a new game since beating Resident Evil 4 for the 800th time um so if he takes the time as long as he's not like you can't have five Aces I'm not playing this this is insane that's not how poker works you know as long as that part of his brain doesn't activate early on I think we might have him I like CU like at C at some point in your life if you've ever played poker like as a kid you had to have played with like Jokers and stuff and did like wild cards so he's probably played that kind of Poker before right uh not I guess if it's something he did as as a youth he might not necessarily remember it he has pretty rigid rules in his head about how things go and I think yeah I can't just get rid of a card well you just did we see I tried I tried okay that's three nice that's three good work that's good work we're using some potion stuff but that's fine we get these keys and other things anyway yeah do you have any must be I mean you'd be in much better situation even if you had fewer potions okay yeah penni's big breakaways one I want to spend time with too like that's Mikey whatever it's one life $20 I played the uh the first world of pennies and it's good it's got good it really reminded me of Odyssey in the way you can kind of move around and switch Direction in midair um definitely got some like Sega Sonic kind of vibe stuff going on there oh that's fun this is fun I like this oh this maybe the best thing that's ever happened that's good that's good oh it's it's taking okay well it's going to take a little bit so just you know you need to make a sandwich yeah this is you're not all qu out this Penny need to go potty or anything I might have I'm going to go potty I bet I get back it would still be happening yeah go ahead I might go yeah yeah this is this is uh uh-huh you okay do you have any input Mike no have you tri different inputs to get out of the situation have you tried moving we're going we're going we're going to have to fight those other people again at least at least you don't have to like just reflect notic I know I'm trying to think cuz I still have three lives it's we'll try we'll try this safe file still oh my God it's just one life I can't this is amazing that stuff like this is still happening this is the funniest thing that could have happened right now this this is very good it's one HP each time how this video game so surprising us like I said take your time take your time no rush here this video game is the worst thing that ever happened to me I swear to God what do you think he's thinking right now about this this sucks this sucks this sucks this sucks this sucks butt my butt my butt my butt what's this this is how Abraham Lincoln died and they the whole thing that we told oh man how's he going to die he had to go good question is he is he not going to die he won't die he won't die until he hits the ground I have to actually quit I have to quit forever I have to quever all right I'm going to go back oh this is just oh my God I do have to do the fights again he can't cuz he won't die unless it's like that it's like that skip in the Wind Waker speed runs at the end of the game this needs to be our pre-stream this needs to be our pre-stream Loop for before the show goes live it's just this looping forever [Laughter] there's nothing I can do [Laughter] oh God damn it cool it's [ __ ] video game briu I was doing so good you were you were I got I had the [ __ ] dinosaur figured [Laughter] out Jesus Christ okay well look you have no one to blame but [Laughter] yourself my stomach hurts oh my God I just can't believe that happened I can't like the annoy thing is you can't like I it was to go to that mandatory boss that you can only find by falling through a hole that would you would assume would kill you there's no way just insane just insane where's this [ __ ] dinosaur sounds like a skill issue I don't know yeah yeah I'm got a skill issue for you oh man oh God we got the loop going see you're getting better you're improving yeah something like that oh yeah like look at this look at this this even better than last time hit me one time oh there he go there go see it's making you you're forged in the Flames of mythologies it does feel very good to kill that dinosaur I'm not going to [Laughter] lie ah got to wait for that barrier to close Okay so we got that guy we did use a lot of potions last time we can do use less potions now I don't know there's a there game realized you were walking into a trap and the game gave you lots of time to think about it too yes I was being suboptimal Subzero optimal uhhuh okay grub you think if Mitch started this game and you started one of those three Mario Maker levels at the same time who do you think would beat their challenge first I think Mike would beat his challenge first please please stop that did you already beat the T-Rex yes yeah he kicked his ass oh that rules okay see yeah you're good now I got to get behind him okay okay I missed that's not good damn so Pro well he was cheating watching YouTube videos yeah that's right yeah there's an asteris next to this completion Windows Nicki literally watch a YouTube video for you that one time so you can figure out how to do that wall skip in Sonic you don't know that yes I do I was there you were there we're remote [Laughter] brother yeah trust me I know people remind us all the time okay ow ow ow okay it's great cuz there are the big rough challenges and [ __ ] in this game but you forget like you want to you want to appreciate the small [ __ ] that just getting around the levels is also hell mhm it's fine that doesn't do that much damage stop that doing a little bit more damage now is that a dice roll like how much damage it does it must be I have no idea yeah sometimes it does more [Music] damage okay it's fine not bad not bad bad this where we were for not the first hole the second second one here and there's going to be those tentacles they're not going to surprise me this [Laughter] time God [ __ ] damn it stop that stop that stop that oh my God going shoot you The BFG okay oops Got get under him got to turn this around chat's wondering if this is a Mainline Mortal Kombat of course of course not no of course not Mortal Kombat I feel like is a very like look I know people like to argue about my Mainline Mario stuff but does anybody on this call or in the chat argue with Mainline Mario I'm going to or sorry sorry Mortal Kombat well here's my question for you Moral Combat okay you go you go ahead go ahead you you say what you're going to say all right Mortal Kombat one Mortal Combat 2 Mortal Kombat 3 Mortal Kombat 4 Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Mortal Kombat deception Mortal Kombat Armageddon Mortal Kombat vers DC Universe mortal combat Mortal Kombat you know uh mortal MKX uh Mortal Combat 11 and Mortal Kombat 1 I don't necessarily count like Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 or Mortal Kombat Trilogy like those are like compilation type things and then you've got like this I pan it I pan it very good I pan it no you're the one thing I thought was going to trip you up was Mortal Kombat versus DC uh no no listen listen look it's easy because when you [ __ ] number them and there was like Mortal Kombat 10 and it's very clear like here's the nine before that like look that's Mainline I'd say this Special Forces uh Shon monks um those types those are spin-offs yeah I mean and then there's compilations it could be confusing because like there's all kinds of lore building stuff happening in the spin-offs but that's not what we mean by Mainline so yeah like yeah I agree Dan and I yeah DC it's numbered they count it like I that's it's Mainline I don't love it I don't give a [ __ ] about the DC guys but it's it's Mainline Mortal Kombat absolutely Mainline doesn't mean I like it or not it means whether it's part of the core lineage of the series and exactly man we were so close to the end there too oh God oh God oh God oh God oh my God oh my God who's doing that oh goodness who's doing that he's going to explode him no no keeps being funny yeah no no I didn't I just us an her oh I forgot also in the mainline uh Yoshi's Island is Mainline Moral Moral com me do that yeah yeah man this was an Immaculate save file that was just a pretty good one but still good enough yeah it's a mid sa file now oh [ __ ] yeah no I surprised by tentacles Mike manat yeah autobiography title yeah that's how how he's going to die for shoot okay whatever you don't have your gun anymore you can't hurt me now we need like when this when this uh comes out on DVD this BL Club run I think we got to the cover has to be the uh the key art or the promo image of him doing the Sting face paint yes it's like from that Darby story wrote about sting but it's like you know grub you and I will be in the doorway looking back as putting on the makeup yes perfect we we're putting out DVD box sets of these right of course okay okay yeah you should be getting yours complimentary you should have them all I would hope so I think I got a code yeah all right not bad we have we don't have any continues but we have um three lives much better than what you had it is a much better safe file this time we can work with this you're going into with a lot of knowledge about what to do here so it's going to be yeah much better off oh that's why for look at1 we got 401 what did you do differently oh I think it's cuz it's my second one that's what that my second it's my second fourth save oh consider that huh what happens if I max out like the amount of saves I'm allowed to have find out oh that guy yeah don't worry this [ __ ] do I just run past this ass sword I try to just incredible it's really like if the first Goomba in 1 was shot out of a Bullet Bill Cannon at Mario's head immediately well it's like that that what you do at the beginning of that Mario Maker level where there's like a cannon with a big red the wiggler in it it's [ __ ] up yeah this one I believe I go all right you do that hey we got the super slide super slide oh oh not didn't want to do that just think there's wasn't there yeah great glad I got that thanks buddy all right rough start there going to be getting a little used to this level probably for a hot second again uhhuh take your time take your time that was 30 minutes to get a better save file or time well spent time well spent yes I I I think that was an efficient use of your time and explain to me what is the difference he's got two more lives oh that's important yes and I think more potions honestly oh wow okay look at that and I'm sure it's easier for Barry Bonds to hit home runs when he took steroids but you know however you get there you know oh my God so playing the game now according to Dan is cheating when he's doing things that making him beat it faster it's cheating there something over here oh this is where the first person is okay this one I remember yeah like kind of was baiting her into oh right there's three bosses here yeah do a fatality okay damn what's the fatality for subzero four down forward High punch from close at least in Mortal Kombat 1 that's you know Mortal Kombat the original I guess you would say I think I read that the uh lady that plays Serena in this uh is also the leader of the New World Order in Revolution X music is the weapon oh man that that makes sense the like dominatrix lady that Outlaws music or whatever all right she probably had to like record that part later that day after doing yes Midway office here's the here's the black wig poorly oh we're here at least oh my god with a safe F I just get the fighter again right away or with the extra lives oh this is like heaven Chad says Chad says you didn't read that we told you that last week well that's what happens when you can't remember things is you just have that you pull out and have no idea of why you have that knowledge that's very good yeah what have I told chat maybe I told chat maybe yeah you guys ever think about that I mean that didn't happen but what if yeah didn't too much oh Jesus it doesn't matter I mean it's that was one last life okay good cross up there we're doing okay in that fight for a hot second yeah I mean it seems like you got the hang of her now so head in there and just do better this time let see let let take a look what this looks like now there you go we got Fort for two and forto one foral wow foral foral I like that are you how do you expect to feel when you see credits roll on this I have no idea it's like how do you feel when you become a for the first time they don't tell you is the same feeling I mean it's got to be it doesn't sound familiar but I heard that I he this like whooshing noise approaching me God great I like the reflections sure yeah yeah and I really like her personality too all right what he said something nice about an an ugly game I think he's saying or a game with an ugly personality but I don't know I've seen it looks good yeah I I listen I like those Reflections too we're just going to run right out of here yeah she was like well that was good stop that [ __ ] missed push the wrong buttons yeah I was pushing the pause button to use a potion that's all right that could go better that stop that are you insane is this Ray tracing technically yeah yes wow the the Rays have been traced right into your eyeballs oh cool I got that tiger rzone thing back in the day the virtual fighter one where it beams it in your head and from like the ads in AGM I thought you're going to flip this glass gimmick over your face and it was going to beam cuz like the animation on the ad made it look like it was beaming it directly into your [ __ ] brain so I thought I was going to turn it on and it would just be like I was like there was nothing but Virtual Fighter there was no outside world there was no like it was full like and I turned it on it was just like a tiger handheld like red lines in front of a tiny Square on my face like this is not what I I was so [ __ ] excited I remember had my mom take me to like a CBS or something right at like on Christmas because they were the only ones open I had to get batteries and see what the virtual Virtual Fighter was like and [ __ ] no was not like that I uh I don't think I ever ended up using one of those but I think I idea would be kind of like I think I was burnt after Virtual Boy was like sure like learning I know virtu boy is just kind of like a red screen in there and yeah it's like 3D but not impress I think I I think I had a very similar experience San with that yeah4 and V still not exactly living up to what we want to be it's did much closer yeah much better than the R zone for sure a lot closer but it's still not great that is the hardest of these three ladies from what I remember at least okay was just about convinced that these guys didn't spawn and here they are God damn it God damn it we got to take a herb I'm not dying to like some incidental [ __ ] okay the next two are this way one to the left of this main one one to the right and again they I don't remember them being quite as hard as that one cuz they easier to freeze generally o almost died to that [Music] take thato I just wonder like like we're going to fight Quan do I have to fight shinok also cuz God that's going to be uh disheartening who who could say y can you have the uh guide right in front of you I'll take a look let's see all right Fort brid to Fortress no no that's Bridge that's okay this is the Fortress okay you've got chitaka you've got Serena you got Kia Combo Number Five okay you got [Laughter] [Music] that okay yeah I I you're right I do know I do know ah cool any babies down here at the fight okay here's one of them delaying it so I can recharge more magic Wow strats absolutely I'm starting to worry he's actually going to beat it today yeah it's good start oh my God he's got the eye of the tiger MH he's like plan planning out strategies before going into these fights lot a lot of stuff we probably shouldn't allow him to do look I've been saying this you guys watching Sting's last match on Sunday uh probably I will I'm I'm a huge sting Mark I am not but I uh I'd be watching it anyway but I want to I respect sting a lot the fatality sorry forward down forward High punch forward down forward down forward here we go I thought I was doing it I made a noise like it was my bad sorry didn't mean to get you all excited there yeah yeah blue blue balls over here round two we'll see I think the card looks pretty good for revolution let me see all right we got FTR versus Blackpool combat club claudo and Moxley that be fun meet Madness match Ward L vers Hobbs vers Lance Archer y that'll be fun yeah Christian vers Daniel Garcia TNT Championship yep teesa vers will Osprey yep give me that sounds really good Eddie Kingson vers Brian Danielson give me that that'll be good um if Danielson loses he has to shake Kingston's hand excellent I love [ __ ] Brian Danielson uh you got your stinging Derby versus the Bucks that'll be fantastic I look forward to seeing who's there like I don't know if Legends are going to be walking thing out or just in the front row or whatever but that'll be fun uh orange Cassie versus Rodrick strong that'll be solid uh Tony storm versus Diana good stuff and then Samoa Joe vers hangman page vers swer Strickland for the title that sounds pretty good yeah it's a decent card yeah St Place yeah Sunday Sunday [Music] Sunday okay one with these ladies left to beat we never beat all three ladies before so I think that's going to happen at least just can't say that Mike it's like why cuz it's not going to happen oh right cuz domestic violence yes thank you all right okay I wait a second that's right one of the that's right that's the last Lady there's another lady back this way that I missed that's right ever since you said this about like playing RZ and then kind of wishing that this game would get the a similar treatment I can't stop thinking about that it' be incredible it'd be so good oh like a new game like this yeah yeah just make a game like this but like with like and with the same sensibilities but it's still really underneath a modern game you know what would put it over the edge to me though is if like and like nether realm seems like the type of company who like you know they they treat their lore and their character and stuff seriously but to the point that they they will get Goofy with it they've done all side Mortal Kombat carts and stuff like that so like imagine if they had a side team at nether realm that just made like with the actual mki IP I think that'd be the coolest way to do that that would be fantastic I I wish I wish we lived in a world where that could happen I I hope it can like they've always had the perfect amount of reverence for their world yes they definitely do absolutely but yeah I mean gosh I would like to be involved in that game just like filming all these like liveaction God I think can we make this game does anyone know how here I'll make a Mario Maker level and then we'll just film a bunch of [ __ ] do have green screen good idea [ __ ] I already got that oh boy oh boy you guys come to Minnesota we'll we'll do a shoot okay yeah you got a green wall there yeah Sho a shoot shoot yeah all right we should uh next time we get Mike in front of a green screen just fil him like standing up but pretending to fall down and just you put a bunch of different backgrounds behind them just like do that yeah yeah oh that'd be good might you still have all the gimmicks that came with the costume I know they're not always on yeah they're on a box over there somewhere anything over here way I went already I feel like I don't know I'm I'm like for some reason this feels like the play the weight of the first lady no it's not stop that oh my God oh my God are you insane what the [ __ ] was that he's so shoot hot look at I'm so far back frustrating friend oh my God I'm so mad sucks I'm so mad sucks so bad this level is really bad it all we still not anywhere near the level it's this is nowhere near to level to level two right this is definitely the second worst one I think wow please get yeah there fine stay there I like there's no stupid platforming in this one I guess but it's just the maze the difficulty of these enemies the fact that there's so many of them desert island you're on a desert island the rest of your life and you can only play this level or level two which one do you pick that's the only game you get for the rest of your life only game I get I guess there's more to do in level two yeah I think I would choose level two wow I don't know though actually no no no this level this level no way I thought about it more the level two is like at least challenging like in some ways that like it's all I have to play these these boss fights are like more like actually fighting people in a fighting game than [ __ ] uh right I guess that's a good point like I just couldn't with fuen again we stop this is all right Ian just as many lives as I would have had in that original safe file anyways yeah good way to look at it I guess right side you know I was I was prepping the the PX panel looking through all the switch online stuff and so I was playing little Mario 64 and you know I've played it a million times since it came out even recently so it's not like it's you know it's not like oh wow the Nostalgia like I'm used to Mario 64 but I kind of got myself in the head space of the first time I ever like laid hands on it like a Target kiosk and like it made me thinking like is that for me I think it is I don't know about you guys the biggest like oh my God everything's changing like this is the biggest like C change I can imagine video games is what I'm seeing right now it's like it seemed like magic like literally in this last week I had it was the same exact thing where I was like the kid was playing it and and I was just thinking like man I was trying to explain to her like hey when I was you know I was older than you are now but when I first saw this at a Toys R Us kiosk and and actually played it and I had been seeing it in magazines and then to see it in motion and actually control it and realizing that it was everything I thought it could be uh and more it was mindblowing yes it's absolutely the biggest like oh my God this is real moment for me in games yeah like ever ever ever like yes like it's kind of not even close yeah yeah okay oh yeah wouldn't just make okay God this is the hard one isn't it [ __ ] they even fight the hard one cool I cuz like if if they had put out a Super Mario platformer that was you know using a bunch of that silicon graphic stuff like Donkey Kong Country and it was like you know it looked a little bit like cleaner cuz it was actually made by Nintendo or whatever like we would have been like yeah of course this is what they're going to look like now this is what you know new 3D games look like but it's still a 2d platformer we would have been like yep that makes all the sense in the world the fact that they immediately went to here's a full 3d World you can run around in and it feel feels great that was mind-blowing oh wow that went really well that was good mik nice okay kind of I I killed all three of them I just got to get up to like one of these three already Jesus that's all three I just got to get up to like one of these places to use the keys I think I've never had all three keys right we we did not figure out what to do but I assume I got to go to one of these pillars hopefully I can find some potions along the way here you know as much of a Mario Mark as I am and always have been like I didn't have a 64 for like a long long time like it wasn't until gold night came out and I got obsessed like all right fine I'll [ __ ] trade in a lot of stuff and and get this so like and then even then I didn't like do 120 stars or anything so like I feel like I didn't own Mario 64 until like 2 years after it came out I feel like I never got 120 Stars until I did the like Mario marathon thing in 2012 for game inform forer oh wow so like it's so weird like but but I still like that feeling of that Target kiosk of playing it I mean like oh my [ __ ] God I never actually got to play it that much I remember that cuz for me I was actually at some uh Toronto theme park called Ontario Place that had a whole section of early N64 kios and that's where I play Mario 64 yeah nothing's ever going to be like playing that game for the first time nothing you know like yeah I was insane that was like the one time I convinced my parents to get me a system at launch was the N64 and that was uh so I I had that it was like it was like a Holy Experience for me it was truly special and then I yeah definitely did 120 Stars right away played that game to death yeah I didn't do 120 Stars till about 5 years ago okay let's see GTA 3 was big but it was like I remember talking with my friends we were playing GTA 2 like on Dreamcast or something only one of the keys work here I got to go to the other ones oh my God that's incredible that sucks what a [ __ ] game uh we I was I talked to my friends we'd be like what they you know if they made another Grand Theft Auto they should like make it 3D and bring the camera down and so when Grand Theft Auto 3 came out and it was that like yes this makes all the sense in the world so it wasn't even like uh too surprising it was just kind of awesome that it like worked as and it was fun as it was yeah I remember thinking it was going to be [ __ ] huge cuz like I liked one and two a lot and I saw those first screenshots of it on PS2 like oh if if this is like that but 3D it's going to be [ __ ] huge but like it's still you can't compare that to the first time controlling a character in 3D the way you did with Mario you know yep fact that they made like Mario 64 and like 18 months basically like was a little bit longer than that but a lot of that was just like QA one it's wild there's a there's a guy that uh like decompiles Mario 64 and he's like building his own uh like mod of Mario 64 but in part of doing that he wants to get running on the original uh hardware and so he's made a bunch of improvements to the code of in to to Mario 64 and he's got it running at like 60 frames per second on original Hardware all this stuff it's you like dump a ROM and play it on like a everdrive or something yes you it totally it works on real hard I want to try that like on a Mis or something oh [ __ ] that'd be great am I missing here um God I wish I could play sunshine in 60 FPS that that's a game that's kind of rough to have locked at 30 FPS though got to stop doing that no one's trying to fix Sunshine unfortunately hey hey what's the one that there's the is the the lunar Odyssey or what's the there's some like mov there's a fan there's a fan mod conversion happening yes I want to play that that does look [Music] just wish these people weren't respawning cuz one of them could just kill me at any time and then we're out our lives least this thing stops them and they look fun honestly I almost should just use an herb now what what am I doing here yeah yeah you might might as well cuz you got plenty still and you made all this progress let's at least like figure out let's at least get to what's next yes I got to put this one up here then I got to leave and go to that next block and then who knows then it's going to I don't know the arrows were pointing in a specific way that one pointed to the right for some reason if I find out I'd like do it in a specific order I it's not going to be pretty it be funny just be insane I mean let me see okay here's the next one okay the fact that that one why can't I oh I'm not here yet as [Music] why why can't I use any of these are you [ __ ] kidding me is this like what not the right one are you [Music] [Laughter] insane D it do do you know what he's supposed to be doing I'm looking right now I mean there's two other ones of these I guess there's four so okay four maybe this is where you're supposed to go after putting the keys in the other ones cool oh my [ __ ] god well it's not really cool it seems like bad game design Mike oh you're right my bad dude yeah no problem not yeah you're right it's not cool at all um oh [ __ ] sake oh that's interesting oh don't no that's interesting huh and um you want to message me uh yeah let me see I think this guy just cuts off oh um but what it was about to say mids sentence is interesting yeah it just straight up cuts off um what the hell are you talking about it cuts off no no no I'm serious printing error I'm on page 80 yeah and yeah I'm not missing a page it literally ends with like you're now and then I look at page 81 and it just teaches you how to do the polar blast and there's pictures and then the next page is just a transcript of a cutscene and then it's like a boss fight thing it doesn't you're now what and I'm not missing a page I mean at least the guide is in the spirit of the game yes here I'll I'll DM you grub what is that [Music] super back block go punch High punch we all right grub you have a DM all right some reason these guys didn't respawn all right so I have to go to these two Tippy toppy areas now that's interesting it is interesting I found it is interesting it is it's interesting yes H yeah I mean have have not suffered enough I think you're going to beat it today have I not suffered enough apparently not well we don't even really know because this does cut off just don't forget honest yeah don't forget just how long this takes each time just oh we know we know let me a I'll see if a game Fact or something has it oh my God up up up we go lots of elevators I wish uh I wish I was playing Tomb Raider yeah I I want to play that uh those Tomb Raider remasters as well like in that's like another game I'm like uh I have I haven't touched I'd be curious to play if like low on the totem pole STS exactly like I've just never had much love for Tomb Raider me neither so this one of the tip top areas I have to go up again come on all right let's see if we can put a key here if not then I'm really scared I got really mad at MV I was watching this video and he's talking about Resident Evil 2 for the N64 and how it's so interesting I'm like I don't want to go back and play res Evil 2 for N64 but now I really kind of want to yeah I never really messed around with those just cuz like anything that had like FMB type stuff sure no I get that but it's apparently this port is like really well done or something I don't know yeah I mean it doesn't have the FMV I assume so that's like a problem how much of the voice acting does it even have I thought the I thought one of those res Evil games for N64 had like some super compressed FMV I interesting maybe it does I don't remember it's weird cuz they also just ported that that game to GameCube right so like they had the Remake res evil one but then they put 2 three and like konic on there just as ports oh I'm I'm reading a bunch of stuff oh man please why you [ __ ] kidding me all that work to get get rid of them then they just respawn [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God there's stuff I just am debating whether or not I should tell you no they follow your heart Dan oh he do have one of those I am about to make the man play Superman 64 so well who can say you're going to attempt to make him play Superman 64 we'll see what happens there's no attempt about it it's either he does that or hold gun to his head what are you gonna do I'll just stop showing up what are you guys G to do yeah no that that totally that could happen yeah sure there I'm not going to show up for the next thing if it's not Super Dan 64 he's not playing Super Superman 64 yeah yeah yeah oh that'll show me yeah oh no Dan loves B Club too much he he loves his own creation am I missing something here how yeah I'm going to send you this um yeah please I'm curious so look start reading around now I got to go to that other one I guess of contrl f for the crystal dropped by Serena and then read from there to the end of the the guide part until the map so from that to the map there's just some interesting stuff in there oh my God why are they here this time okay what which okay I guess I'm going back to this one now and hopefully it'll just work this time I'll be able to put the other one on there I had to do it in the exact right pattern yeah cuz this point oh cuz I put the one told me to go right now the one's telling me to go left I see what it's doing insane stupid stupid as [ __ ] oh my God there's a factor that uh I I'm curious to see what happens once you I'm very curious about that yeah can I see your things you have un start just H start bike yeah let's look at your your gimmicks that you got my power ups are my items yeah your uh I have them all I'm up to the uh I think I have this freeze on contact run thing now go back the super slide super slide go back ice shatter okay ice clone the air ice blast the directional ice blast the slide and the ice blast um grub I'm I'm I'm looking what okay well what hang on what you know you guys are confused okay here I'm going to send you a particular thing here grub from later uh all right look at that his Mitch soft locked himself okay let's see here all right pay attention cuz I think something important is about to happen all look okay forget what you're doing right now okay that is one of the questions because okay well let's see if it works first look at this hell yeah that's cool okay so Mitch one of the things we were wondering was apparently if you don't have enough XP it just doesn't send you and it gives you game over go here we go oh yeah what's What's Happening Here taking a nap welcome to my home Subzero if you're still looking for the amulet you can find it at the pyramid Apex why is that where his chair is you've arrived a little late I was busy don't you real mom says it's my turn on the Xbox the nether realm is a place for evil beings you cannot exist here unless you were tainted with evil you belong here join my brothers of the Shadow and worship our Lord shinai never sorcerer then so it shall be nja all right defeat quantry let's go all right well [ __ ] let's see how this goes do have some invincibility potion things I don't have as many items as I would have liked it's like a mirror match yeah right not hurting you cuz I used an invisibility potion oh okay cool oh that's thing is below your thing there he's got the reptile gimmick yeah it does what's that this music's good is that the other thing you guys were wondering about yeah that is oh okay that okay okay okay yeah you're good that was close Mikey you're officially good you're in the clear oh oh oh no oh I just pushing Paws too [Laughter] fast it was so hard you didn't get that polar blast effect you uh would be in a bad spot but you got it so you're good no I don't have it now cuz we have to start that whole [ __ ] thing over again are you [ __ ] me no I'm not [ __ ] you we got to fight all three of you're going to get it by the time you get the Quan I'm going to just get it depends I'm not going to backtrack as much this time maybe maybe I have to fight more [ __ ] [ __ ] I guess okay now you know but the game insane it was going to not let me beat it unless I got that power up should have healed I want to be healed I mean you're just if you haven't seen all the content you haven't beaten it you guys just like don't understand how much I had to mash that pause button just for like the hope of even seeing that screen why am I trying to fight this [ __ ] now because you guys have scared me I as far as I can see you have everything you need I don't anymore well you're going to get it maybe not grab i s you something oh yeah okay me [ __ ] stop that we don't like this if I had that one if I had one more life you should like type in a code or something it's just it's it takes so long at least I know I I can be efficient and when I kill a person go and put the thing into their into the tower immediately I don't know it might not actually work that way oh my [ __ ] god might not work that way because they might give me different Keys God it's insane I know where the keys go just it just Bonk it's just bananas just absolute Banas I'm excited yeah I'm excited too all right I think I still think you're going to do it this time this week yeah you think a lot of things though I do I do I'm a thinker is what they say about me also if anyone tries to help Mitch in the chat I got the nuke button ready to go now trust me my my ability to look at chat is only so so much okay okay just know I got a big red button here I want to install a red button on my desk where highlight and name n it's out the air lock USB red button that probably exists first one God [ __ ] damn it what you were like a doll oh I do have a big red button from that 8 D 8it do uh oh yeah you do famicom keyboard yeah but that's for my save states God you're cool I [Laughter] know oh always his face really conts not losing a life this early okay oh man I'd be getting so mad mhm see can't tell he's twitching or I'm just thinking about the people who say they beat this game and how much I don't believe them at least half well you got to keep in mind that they had they almost certainly did the 1,000 life code yes oh that's interesting wait a minute they're making a Naked Gun reboot starring Liam n and directed by AA shaper from MC director of mcgruber yeah I think that's going to work honestly I would bck at the idea of a naked gun reboot except for those are good names to be associated with that wow or is it wait no JMA did JMA Direct in the C I can't remember which one did that's good to do on these guys okay we're learning are you insane whoa what the [ __ ] was that is that how you do a skip Jeff yes that is how you do a skip wait is he cheating no no he he fell down and just got hurt okay cool oh man look the right way you in your opinion the game's not insane or come got come on be clear yeah do that man those legs even like trust me I was thinking I should pause and use a potion everybody I was thinking it too it just like it won't if you're being attacked why didn't you do it then if you're in an animation you're not allowed to access that menu I don't make the rules in I don't make the rules I'm just impressed that every time you've remembered to go to options to get the memory card we haven't had that accident today that's actually a pretty pretty impressive so you you can't be that hot look I'm hot but I'm also very desperate to be done with this video game oh that desperation will only help you yes own that yeah come and get me come and get me oh you're smart now oh great I'm ran out of magic juice oh he's talking he's he's talking to the Sprites now here we go okay [Laughter] got to get it run going here a run like it's let's do a mythology's Rog light get like dead cells godamn foral God this is good God he just seem like a snake now make the ice clone oh you're out of magic cool let's try that again oh yeah I like where this I like where this is going we're in the we're in the right spot here yeah this is this is where the magic happens for [Laughter] sure this is going to suff [Music] Mike what is that this is going to suck from I don't know is just is that um skull girls or something oh maybe okay come on land on this come on I don't even need to quit there but I was just very mad okay this time for sure I'm going to be in Orlando soon I'm going to be in a theme park it's going to be fine all my worries will be left in Ohio I won't have to worry about mythologies or Sorcerers please just up next man I mean I'm not falling for it just what the hell was that how did I take so much damage oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh Penny's upset at me sorry Penny didn't mean to make weird noises remember when Jeff was like I'm gonna play along with Mike but after he beats things that' be fun that that ended real quick huh I'm a busy man I'm an important man I have lots of responsibilities [Music] yeah it's a lot happening and he he's a newsman and and Mike this is your beat yeah EX [Music] down of the the mythology Minds so [ __ ] Mortal Kombat mythology editor Mike pady okay I found the one I was looking for there we go yeah you're having fun of your voice clips yeah I was just trying to i' been like I know there's this one's in there like Chad saying Remember When Mike was disappointed that they didn't pick this game for him to play yeah that's why he's kind of not really getting mad at us like when we do something really dumb like we don't pay attention to something happened 10 seconds ago yeah he gets mad but when we're like laughing at him and like clearly being kind of mean about it he knows really at the end this is his fault my fault yeah and like we had to do it like I knew because I my experience with this game that this was going to be the worst SL better BL Club game but we can't be nice to each other on BL Club so like the fact that he wanted it kind of DED it you know okay just like you know look I want Superman 64 but I'm not going to say [Laughter] it you're funny Dan okay I know where this goes not yet though good good okay we're getting there there is a person to fight I should probably just fight that person right now yeah yeah let's go back up and fight that other person that's fine it's going to go great it's going to be great do you remember remember which uh places you put the crystals yes this one I just got goes on the far right one cuz it's like it's like they point at the middle yeah that's what I figured out okay they just point where they where they go okay cool like they think there's a logic to it it's a bad logic but oh my God whoa potion nice herb whatever okay cool but we need to XP anyways apparently I didn't even I never even got to see what that new ability is I don't know if it's anything that would help me I mean I was handling the fight okay against quanchi honestly it's like a lot of bosses you kind of just got to be aggressive as long as they don't fly in the [ __ ] air you can just be aggressive um sad breaking news Richard Lewis has died really gosh I just saw that you just posted that gif that's weird did I kill well I mean they've kind of like worked that into this season a curb because like it's known that he was not in good health but yeah that's sad um Richard Lewis is a funny guy yeah saw him do stand up in San Francisco with Mah Hardy once it was very funny Mah Hardy interesting oh for some reason I was like he did stand Mike mAh hardi did stand up with Richard Le he he was in the crowd Mike that makes more sense he bought tickets that makes way more sense up up up we go okay this isn't where I meant to go um this isn't where this is where I go up actually the end so I missed the door to the boss but I think I know where it is just to the left you guys going to watch a bunch of Hiller and Diller tonight what remember his hit sitcom with Kevin nean where one of them was a priest and one of them was like his roommate no I didn't completely forgot about that oh my God you guys weren't Hiller and Diller heads no well I was when I was a kid I just you know you forget things and now thank you for reminding me forgot Hiller and Tiller my goodness yeah well fake fan here we go I don't know if she should be able to like run Sprint into a kick slide or kick sweep oh I agree seems like a little unfair oh maybe I'm mixing it Up chat saying remember the sitcom where Dan Acro was a priest maybe so what was Hiller and Diller about let me let me see the kids are asking sure I mean there could be a lot of sitcoms about priests okay it's not I was thinking the Dan Aid one the premise of Hiller and Diller is that Ted and Neil are two comedy writers with very different lives Ted has an overachieving daughter among his three children while Neil has two Troublesome teenagers oh okay well that sounds like a situation where comedy can happen yeah co-starring Eugene Levy and Allison Eugene Wait is she the sex cult lady oh it's a sex C lady yeah she's in there yeah sex lady lady yeah The Vow Nexium Yeah Yeah from uh from the Superman show right uh yes yeah yeah hey how do you go from being in a small bille to being a sex C seems like a handful of uh folks were from yeah well I mean look Scientology in Hollywood has a lot of people too yeah fair [Music] enough all right we have about to put the first key place I think we've killed two of the bosses oh this is wrong way but get this it's fine it's like should I use one or should I just die if I die I don't know oh wait a second get everything you got oh I'm give oh boy am I I agree Dan quit phoning this in man yeah you're right yeah try for once really wasting all of our time I don't consider this a waste of time I love it man where is this uh it's a relief when you see these cuz then these hallways don't actually have like the enemies so whatever it's always a good sign when it's a relief to see The Swinging instad death pendulums yep okay there's that one now I got to go to the far right fight the boss there put the one key there then come back over here and put the up arrow to the one next to this naturally naturally of course and then hope I am Marino these are the backlash blades yeah God I missed the backlash hooks those are great all right do you want to heal up um not not necessarily cuz I have to have some potions to bring into this quanchi and what's left and I have Liv so if I just die maybe if I pick up another Herb I'll use it but otherwise I'm gonna kind of just hope for the best here for a hot second where are you I know there's somebody here which pay-per-view had the best set in your opinion oh get in have like a ruined Castle or Judgment Day or one of those had like armagedon had that I think and that's one where Jeff Hardy won the title and like celebrated on top of it I want to say uh that was cool personally you know I've gone to every Mania since 30 and uh I think the one that impressed me the most was uh 33 in Orlando the roller coaster with giant ramp oh God I just Jeff was right I should have used it I was about to I was about to say which one had that roller coaster oh cool um roll Co roller coaster and the giant remember world the ultimate throw ride of course yeah that's right well you know this last one the Hollywood one was [ __ ] good with the movie posters and the big like red carpet that was really [ __ ] sharp I'll be there this year to see my 10th Mania yeah Philly I hope they do a rocky thing get get Stallone involved sure they've talked about it it's it's been rumored I mean I wouldn't hate it yeah it' be cool I didn't mean to S dismissive of it I love Rocky if I was still there I would actively be pushing for a video package of Old Rocky or just old Stallone if you can't use the IP training Cody video package him running the stairs running through the park doing that log gimmick where he's doing little hops a billion kids chasing him sure my [Music] God okay this game would be cool if you could like get like Joker cards that increased your multiplier oh that would be cool yeah yeah maybe like discard some [ __ ] cards try to get a a flush anxiously a waiting my dad's text back on that game but I realize now we play games at my mom's house sometimes and they play their house rules are you can do pineapple do you know what that is pineapple no no so it's like if you're dealer's choice if you want to you can do pineapple where you give each player three cards and then everyone discards one so it really increases the odds of being able to get like a pocket pair or something like that so it's just a gimmick you can do every once in a while and I remember last time we were there my dad they were explaining to him he's like I don't care for this I don't care for this so if you can't handle like you have three cards instead of two for poker I don't know if he's going to like it it's over here whatever um when you tell him about it are you like say hey go to the eShop or what did you gift it to him I called him I called him and I had him go to the eShop I knew it was going to freak him out if he had to download cuz he has like all he has on a switch is super mega baseball and Resident Evil 4 and that takes up surprising amount of space um and so I knew this he would be able to download it was quick uh it was relatively painless getting him to download it actually it surprised me so yeah catch on a good day definitely an herb down there I need to get still I tried to tell him like Dad it's going to say things like anti and blind but just know ATI means level and blind means like no it's an anti is like a stage and there's like eight stages you want to beat and blinds are like three levels between turn they would be in his wallet and taking his money no I think he would just be like well an's mean this and poker blinds mean this just trying to like tell him like Hey this is going to mean just think of this as levels and stages so we'll we'll see but he likes math and number stuff so like if if he just can get to that point where the hooks get in I think he can really like it's like when I showed him Words With Friends like 12 years ago and he's now played over 30,000 games of it it's like if he and he I showed him res Evil 4 and he's beaten it like spent hundreds and hundreds of hours playing resent Evil 4 like it can something can hook him and I think this would be it if he can yeah would be it should be able to I hope it does yeah one out of the level we'll kill this guy but then new one's going to spawn [Music] great oh Jesus be great had oh God I wish they had the spikes on the ceiling like that2 level do you know how quickly I would have quit this game if this was Club game yeah it's [ __ ] space mutant all space mutants right away i' play the first 11 be like I'll play Space mutants oh space mutant wouldn't be nearly as hard as this no there is the pride thing about you know not want to be the first to quit a game but I think I would just quit immediately swear I think we'd be like oh quit or Dan and You' be like yep and we wouldn't be able to get get that you yeah yeah yeah I'm fine with that yeah yeah yeah Dan and shame don't exactly go hand in hand neither do you no for sure but you're you're more stubborn about I'm going to do different it feels a little different still yeah stop that stop that I was very scared there w ow sarus Kane says according to the stats on retro achievements a lower percentage of players have beaten space mutants than mythologies oh okay okay uh what's the second level of hell if we quit space mutant does it get easier I no it's got to get weirder and harder huh I think eventually you should just have to do a uh [ __ ] um desert bus run what I think oh that's not difficult you can do that well yeah it's gonna [ __ ] suck it's a punishment hey I'm a two-time Guinness World Record holder for endurance video game [ __ ] so I can I got to play Mario oh man it's been real difficult you know I hate Mario all right oh Chad saying it should be a desert bus yeah just used to be Mis it's a punishment cuz nobody wants to do that it's not like and you don't get to like prove something cool cuz you did it you're [ __ ] coward and a quitter and now you're playing desert bus all right can I add that to the black Club rules that if you quit space mutants you have to do desert bus it has to be on your own time on your own channel yeah on your own stream like yeah of course oh that sounds real [ __ ] and like people and deast are allowed to come in and Heckle you as much as they want during it I would um rather do anything else yeah well it's a punishment okay for people haven't heard of desert bus there was a finished but unreleased pen and Teller game for the Sega CD with just a bunch of mini games and FMB stuff of pen and tell and one of the games and it's supposed to be like a parody it's called desert bus where you have to ride a truck route through the desert like a real truck route but your bus has like a slight lean left or right so you can't just like can't oh for [ __ ] sakes I'm explaining something so you can't just like let the bus go actually I should I kill these guys until I level up so you can't just yes eight hours what am I doing Tucson to Las Vegas mhm am I going right yeah just reset this RNG here maybe this time he'll freeze I don't know there's a VR version yeah came out they I think p and did a bunch of games in a VR thing recently they did they did yeah wow I can't like it would suck but I could do the 8 hours of just the normal game but the [ __ ] uh the VR thing for 8 hours I would get sick and my eyes would hurt so bad yeah you can just do the regular version all right that's officially in the BL Club rules now if you quit space muts you have to do the full should it be at once like in one sitting yeah okay okay I'm having that got find a time to do it no I don't think I don't think it'll ever come to that at least at least not for me I don't know about you guys but I mean we do also have I think Unwritten rules about like we will never as much as we can't be nice to each other on the show we are never going to pick a game that like can't be beaten or has to be like is broken in a way like we want bad games but not ones that are broken to the point of not being able to beat all right I think we're about to go towani [Music] again okay wait why do I still I have two keys God [ __ ] damn it I didn't put the one that's right I thought I was going to do it for and I walked right by it God damn it I got to go back over there I'm such a stupid [ __ ] it's been about 30 minutes since the last quani attempt so that's just how long it takes to get back there I mean it's the last level it should be challenging whatever we need XP anyway your time yeah so it's getting stretched how much xp do you have I don't know um okay no you're good dude it continues no Dan no no continues he can [ __ ] the [ __ ] fu off [ __ ] we're not going that way we're going this way this way this way ah hey buddy that hit you in the face yeah he it's about you should UNP and get hit in the face [Music] Jesus I would hate this so much that was so scary oh my God I wonder what the weirdest um Cameo Brian Cox has done is I wonder what on he said no to most I'd say 85% of them from my experience our birthday Christmas sure yeah there's the occasional congratulations on new job graduating stuff like that okay the occasional online Internet show wants you to say something mean about one of your co-hosts that kind of that could have killed me I did a cameo yesterday where a guy asked me uh like he's got a friend who's been playing through metal gear solid for the first time because of the master collection thing and he's about to play Snake Eater the first time and this guy uh booked me a cameo to like hey how can I [ __ ] with my friend like to tell him to do something that's not real to unlock something you know really cool and I told him okay tell your friend that when he gets to the end at the sniper battle if you can see QC the parrot for the rest of the game that you have the parrot and it'll like distract enemies and like take their guns and stuff or get ammo and stuff for you but you have to CQC the parrot which I'm don't even know if you can get that close to it but uh that should be fun they they came to the right person their friend I told him at the beginning of the Cameo I was like thank you for this this is a fun request and I like thought it out like live on the Cameo okay this is where this key go that does sound fun though like that sounds like something that would be in a metal gear it's like a parrot that could like you could deploy to like distract enemies and stuff tactical parrot yeah yeah it would like say things and they huh what's that all right so far this whole thing has cost me one herb that I could have kept let's see what else it's going to cost me if I could just get back over there cuz I think I my health back when I start the quanchi fight which is a shocking generosity from the game the benevolent God all right sure I'm learning this stupid layout I could have played this just as much as you have and I wouldn't know the first [ __ ] thing right man we are lucky it's me doing this one we really are I know no offense like I think we're good at picking the right game for the right person you know I hate to say it but Superman does sound like something that sounds like that's just execution which I think I'm good at right just the right way you're playing Superman yeah I know I'm aware what do you um I I think for Jeff's game after your turn Dan like I know we normally worry about like the length I think if Jeff had a slightly shorter one if even if it's a good pick it might be fine it's I mean he had a long one was pretty long um well let prong what we where are you at now are you getting close to where he was um somebody added the times I bet I to total hours he's not there yet but by by the end of this episode or maybe the next He he'll probably be there I mean he's going to beat it today but uh Martian Gothic uh probably pretty short oh that that PS1 game yeah where they can't be in the same room uh Aquaman we've talked about Aquaman might be a little boring what do you think about those Zelda CDI games I those are too funny and fun yeah but that'll be fun well okay the two are not the third one uh oh the third one's just bad the third one's just top down like yeah look look up Zelda's Adventure look just look up watch a second of Zelda's Adventure right now see God oh what the hell I don't think I've seen this oh that doesn't look good that looks these screenshots look like [ __ ] yeah wow Jesus I'm afraid to say anything or do anything I feel like wait we're talking about FMV era games here um on the blight Club list we made I don't remember who put this on here or what this is but a fork in the tail which is an FMB game starring Rob Schneider what [Laughter] wow okay we're about take several of these off Hooter's road trip we're about to fight quani for real now oh quanchi for real yeah just shoot quanche fight it's Donald Duck for real can't skip this I guess oh that way we can okay you skipped it yes we' seen it before Dan well okay I thought we were all liking this it was pretty long oh God seems be going worse than last time okay there's that thing again oh that's good invincibility is off yeah I know it's okay what no about this right now res all a scream okay um well should I use the other Shield is there going to be another boss I don't no you're the expert this is good that's good I likeed what happened there he's got a mouth vacuum now wow this is shoot him with a gun oh no oh no oh oh I've God I spared her what I wasted that Shield but I'm glad I Spar her oh my God it's like the it's like the dog in re4 what the [ __ ] the face turned sh oh my God you are still Immortal that means you can escape the nether realm there won't be anywhere to get the amulet back take me with you I've waited an eternity to escape you don't understand Escape I can't leave oh [ __ ] I have one music I have one herb I have one [ __ ] herb it's probably just a straightforward fight how many bosses do they think I can fight well this many apparently [Laughter] Mike here we go forward or towards away away High punch what what are we talking about this is going well yeah forward back back high punch forward oh backpack High punch that seems bad okay oh you took a picture of him apparently with the flash turned on you're on your own now look at look at your uh magic all used up there oh he's laughing at you I hate this so [ __ ] much yes yes this is awesome what's this what the [ __ ] just happened do I to teleport behind him when he oh you can do the Scorpion gimmick he last sometimes maybe if I get him to laugh and then get behind him dude his character model's [ __ ] weird it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] look at this guy run at him you teleport you're instantly Moon walking it's a good it's a good video game he see put you the right way no one like raised their hands like hey should they be facing the way you exit the thing they never played this far God oh I love this so much just slowly creeping at you it's like so close it yet feels further than ever right well I think you got a good strategy here just cackles that you what what am I supposed to do what the [ __ ] this I'm not doing all that [ __ ] [ __ ] again I'm not doing that [ __ ] [ __ ] again Mitch Mitch you got to just figure it out chat what do I do I'm glad we have the C chat chat don't you [ __ ] do it chat Mitch don't even look don't even attempt this Mitch we'll have to get the black Club Council together you come too far to to resort to that Mitch you're looking at the [ __ ] chat chat like we also literally have no idea great mods in the chat if you see any help feel free instant timeout days long weeks long whatever you got to do what else do I have here can I make him trip no he floats ice clone maybe it's the ice clone spinning that's a good trick I was feeling pretty good about that for a second why' he give me all this [Laughter] stuff have you tried just getting in there and punching him yes he has a [ __ ] Shield you [Laughter] [ __ ] be strip he's floating I have no items actually have another life that's something if I just keep casting po blast got to wait uses so much of your magic I know nice [Laughter] yeah have to like hit him while he's doing an attack like it soon as I'm close to him no these are good sound bites whoa oh I think he still has that yeah I think I got it figured out I guess but it's insane oh sus G continues no I have no continues I will probably never have another continue again okay it's when his amulet flashes I got to do that then I got to run over here like crazy he almost had it he's almost dead it does damage still don't worry well this is too far now now he's too far over here insane what the what is what the hell oh I missed the hey days of fujin yeah he was a nice guy sometimes this thing doesn't doesn't light up and I don't know what wants me to do now it did great CU we just going to [ __ ] guess oh god let's see if we can do some [Laughter] damage my power now you forces of why could I just at least let me save there what what would be the harm in it what would be the harm in it what would be the [ __ ] harm in it I already did all that [ __ ] have to fight four other bosses again four bosses I mean if you want to start on bridg you it could be six or seven seven eight to be clear four on bridge there four on Bridge yeah so if you want to do that oh there's no way anybody liked this game they reviewed pretty well all the people who like are trying to give this game some kind of like reevaluation they did not beat it of course not you are going to tell me what to do I'm not [ __ ] around with that forever that can't be it just let me know if that was it let me know if that was it Jeff yes yes yes that do I really just supposed to freeze him if I catch him slightly off guard and then run that's yes yes no Jeff I me I listen freezing didn't seem to work oh my [ __ ] god am I supposed to hit him then I I don't think it's like that hard to connect the dots here yeah let's look Mitch you've come this far don't cheese out at the end what dots I'm supposed to slide when he does it cuz I couldn't I got hit I Can't am I supposed to sweep him I'm just said I just said that freeze move wasn't working that's all I said that freeze move am I supposed to use the Super Freeze move at that particular moment talking I think we have to stop talking this [Laughter] [ __ ] I just have so much to do again I have so much to do before I can even get back there hell yes and I was going to be miserable and you two are going to talk about whatever just like happens to hop into your freaking little mind yeah we're having a good time man we're just hanging out I do have a freaky little mind thank [Laughter] you hit this [ __ ] video game so godamn much it's just insane it's just insan and has to make the speedrun difficult if you do have to have a certain amount of XP to beat the game you guys said I needed it to beat the game so it must be that move cuz you guys are saying oh you need that that's it I have to I have to use that thing I don't know how can I do it when he's Frozen no cuz I want how did you do that much damage to me hey I see you in chat Jeff I I'm just having conversations with my friends we're all having a good time man man we playing video games with our friends shinox [ __ ] amulet that was important in these games was important in Mortal Kombat 10 shinox amulet it's important 11 even can you just not starting like that I'm just not starting like that no [ __ ] [ __ ] did it finally I push start instead of options and memory card Jesus [ __ ] Christ just got to chill out a little bit man I [ __ ] Nos ites and I'm smearing my makeup this is is this the most uh as the kids say on tilt anyone's been during a play club uh yeah probably I feel like it might be like you had frustrating Parts grub and ride to hell and Batman yeah Bubsy definitely got me mad a lot but uh it was like it wasn't like this this is the worst we've seen I think I mean in my three games I mean it was frustrating but I don't think I got stuck to this level wow foress Soul if he starts crying do you think the makeup will run yes uh I hope so oh man that'd be the funniest thing cry face qu okay we got to shatter a lot of these [ __ ] we got to get some exp so we get this [ __ ] thing just insane just insane just like Quan be the final boss but man shock the the big we look we're trying to build him up for MK4 you know trying to get him over trying to get him some heat he looks like a real dumbass we got to do something to make him cool yeah I can't just bring him in cold he just ran through my [ __ ] ice clone I do love that you have to do all this horse [ __ ] if you fail it's not going well this is the wrong direction just I'm just so tired oh great we're going to I'm going to bring in a depression like questionnaire for you next time make sure you're all right you're going to miss this Mike mcin yeah no this this this is the furnace that forg you this is this is the first bot Hall of Fame BL Club game oh yeah number one we're not be we're probably not be it this week I mean we have 10 minutes till it's been 2 hours can you believe it take your time sh the [ __ ] up Dan my nose just so goddamn much my nose are so [ __ ] itchy he can [ __ ] the [ __ ] off we're going to get one more run at this is what's happening you're going to get the Shaka want more well hopefully that's not a gimme that's not free at [Music] all great that's one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it you are not serious Mortal Kombat people the MIT if you don't beat it this week do we have your vow that you will not look anything up or watch YouTube videos oh my God what is there to look up oh how to fight sh no I won't that I won't look that up I already killed the dinosaur before to be clear okay okay you will not look up anything about shanak no okay that's a vow it's a BL that the rules I've never heard of these Blake Club promises before do promises there's a lot of weird rules that only apply to me it turns out can I get a wish no absolutely not I know it's it's majority vote and I say yes M says no oh definitely not I got 33% of the vote it's pretty good just freezing his ass midair yeah take that it felt good actually that's when it's a problem when they block it that first time cuz then they actually kind of just keep blocking it forever yeah I don't know if like this resetting is actually doing anything man is it disheartening when you have to start this over [Laughter] yes you guys don't you guys aren't appreciating how precise and difficult this is no I've got the frame matters not that it matters no I got the frame data it's it's looking great it seems like you're doing bad cool that's one a lot of potions oh we don't have to go up there yet okay now yeah I should fight this boss now yeah Mega Man sound Mega Man X charging my Buster all right everything over here yeah these these two are real close to each other at least okay this one you can freeze just so much damage just I think we need okay I'm reading over details right now and I think we need to make an actual decision here um now there is a point at the end of the battle with shinok that it sounds like there is the like chicken exit thing where you can just like leave and that is like un ending I guess or there's the finish shach off thing I do think you need to beat Shino correct I don't know like what does that entail I have no idea if I see credits I'm done no I I think I think we need look to come this far and not beat Shak I really don't think that counts right like I think we need to see him and also you don't unlock the Out texes video unless you beat shanak oh no I believe that we've had this conversation before and we said we would watch the blooper reel on YouTube yes we did I did and I sent the link because I think we need to watch that for sure but I'm asking Mitch too do you really want to come this far and not beat the last boss I am going to beat the last boss but like shut up D beat him beat him I no I'm I'm asking I'm going to beat him in the way that I deem best in the moment and you're going to all accept it and deal with it what the [ __ ] if if if Shaak is alive at the end of this after all this well he's in Mortal Kombat 4 isn't he so that seems like the cannon ending to me yeah it's not a lot more there's just it seems like there is a point where you can either do a thing and just be like all right whatever done or you can kill Shino I have to do a fatality cuz I haven't figured those out fatality it's not a fatality it's just oh my God I'm no I think you need to beat sh don't worry yeah you think a lot of things don't worry about it no that's grab grab I me it here like like what do you think this one feels like it's between you two I I Feel Like Mike is has the controller he feels like an imov [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] sick of this game best of luck to you I'm I'm not okay this is not just purely a troll I do think I do think he should beat shock yeah but like Mike says you think a lot of things I I hey I think I think Mike Will in the moment he'll just he'll know if he feels enough shame if he doesn't really beat shach or not let's find out like I'm joking when I say things like oh he didn't see both paths he didn't do you even know what it looks like you don't even know what you want you don't know what it looks like no no I know I know what I want like I think you need to beat the last boss of the game I'm going to beat the last boss of the game Dan I don't know what your weird definition of that and what it means is but so I'm not worried about it I'm not wor something more to talk about it I'm not worried about it you keep talking about it it's basically you can do the chicken exit and be like see you or you can beat the last W the chicken exit I don't want to be a chicken oh man master master of persu here D lack of a better term I'm not no I'm not saying you're a chicken a lack of a better term look D again I'm going to we'll see what it looks like when I'm there cuz I have no idea what it means of course I'm not promising anything in this [ __ ] video game by wa you're not happy with that sorry that sounds like you made progress there Dan I don't he sounds like he's at least willing to hear you out I'm looking at it and it doesn't there's not a lot like there's like a little bit there's like one other little thing to it if you want to be like I'm not asking you do another level or go back and do a different path or anything like that Mike I don't get why you're against him doing two games in a row can we just punish Dan for once I think I think it might be miserable watching him play two gens in a rows why we're already miserable that's what the whole point of this show can always worse graa I need some input there's something here my my input is if you can convince Mike to do it then good luck I am not going to help you on this one the fact that you're like that it bothers you much because he thinks it's a ton of [ __ ] and absolutely no no no no I'm I'm looking at it right now it's literally like the last few lines of the the strategy guide let's be clear here this G this whole show is about [ __ ] right there is levels of [ __ ] and like I'm not like Dan's trying to have his fun Mike is in hell like you guys this is what the show is you guys figure it out if I don't know there's no figuring it out I said no leave me alone I think he answered the question I'm not sure I mean he wasn't emphatic enough but I think you got beat this guy see Dan didn't take it as an [Laughter] answer uh I'm just saying back in my day you beat the game when you beat the last boss cool that's neat are you going to say going say games used to be better again while talking about how much you love like five games that came out this month no games are awesome now too games have just always been awesome you didn't say no you games used to be better that doesn't mean that they're just as good now that is a clear Mark that they used to be ele there are elements of games that are way better now for sure I mean if games have always been like a 9.75 plus games were a 10 in like 1998 the 2000s I mean they're still they're I don't mean to say it's lesser now they just well I guess just 25 less is what you said actually you actually put a number to it Dan I mean very good we know exactly how much lesser you think they are 425 is not much no oh my God Mitch oh wow Mike you need to okay never mind just finish Mitch Mitch I want to I want to be new tweet it's you're going to [ __ ] pop hard for this this is incredible Mitch I want to be reasonable here and I'm gonna shoot with you for real for real I'm not even gonna say shoot I'm gonna say for real okay as long as it's not about this thing still because we're done talking about that no it is Dad I just what do you want me to say I don't know what it is I'm not going to something I don't understand compromise I'm not making a promise to you look look I I think compromise is an important thing what is what could what could we decide on uh what would make it a reasonable thing to where you have to to you know beat the game I am going to beat the game oh my God will you just let me do this very hard part on top of everything else all this other [ __ ] I got to do to make you happy how about this how about this if you beat the final boss I'll do the next game he seems mad he's working yeah he's such a he's a good character yeah yeah he's a selling what day of the week is it oh thank God I don't have to podcast with him tonight oh Jesus Christ oh thank God okay he should have to beat it [Laughter] right Dan I sometimes you got to know when you're skate I skating uphill man like that one's I this one I think you're not going to be able to pull off I think I I think play Club I think you beat the gamees club endlessly impressed with how much you believe in your ability to make things happen it's it truly is impressive this one is probably not going to happen Bud really it's funny wow it's funny how in this poll no one agrees with Dan like like like yeah god well I don't know how to look at that poll so look like it's not real yeah that's the poll button there on the side of the thing look who can say all right one more time oh my God it's a good thing I don't have like the most annoying thing happening to me in the world while I'm trying to do all of this at least I look I can think of an easy way to make it stop D oh Jesus I don't even know what you want I'm not going to agree to something I don't kill the last boss to beat the last boss of a video game that that we're beating I will defeat the final boss don't don't say that I think he just said it I said defeat yeah I'll beat the I'm going to see credits in this video game no no no no no no no no see credits don't say defeat the final boss don't say he said it he said I've got I got the tape I got the footage no oh my God he he didn't like he said he didn't understand what he was agreeing to look I know about grabbing his amulet at the end is that all this is about look man is a lot of things I don't take him to be a liar he said he's going to kill shach he said all right fine yeah I'll do what you want chat what do I have to do Chad says they want you to kill sh how do you you have to beat the boss you have to credits don't count you have to beat shanak you have to beat Shak okay yeah well that's what they say I'm not sure what you're asking yeah grab the amulet I just got to grab the amulet yeah I'll grab the [ __ ] amulet God Chad is saying that you have to kill last [Laughter] boss [ __ ] hate you so much you stupid executioner why is this place just have nothing but to execution I have no magic this [Music] sucks we don't have anything till five so you can keep going take take yells man and Quan makeup please say that was clean oh man oh [ __ ] that's [Laughter] good oh man it's just insane get close thank you oh look at this do Ryan the guy who who uh wrot the guy who wrote your doctor's not oh this is so poetic this is so poetic I can't I love it from Dr Ryan you're your physician get close to the teleporter use polar blast then go through the portal run fast to his and grab his by pressing the action button then run back to the teleport that's very helpful thank you Dr Ryan hey I wonder what pushed chat to do this [Laughter] wow we have now it is poetic that it was Dr Ryan we now have an irrevocably uh tainted uh blight Club run the the BL Club run that still nowhere near as close to cheating as literally doing a a speedrun strat to go through a door who did that my God the Hedgehog run fast get can go through the portal run fast you get back and grab theet by pressing just openly to just boldly reading what you wanted you wanted me to really beat him now I know how oh wait so are you going to do it no like no that's that's not really beating him that's there's two different things there you look it's all on the table now he already said he's going to kill him lost I'm sorry bud you lost this one I wow getting the amulet amulet is like the like the standard way then if you want to actually kill him you need five [ __ ] earns or else it's impossible do you do you have that damn wait do you not have that I thought that was just health and I thought he had a lot on this save now the polar blast it like it's the moveie you just get you need to do that when the thing shines you had everything else right just the the the standard freeze is not powerful enough you just got to do a polar blast and you got this I I I almost just quit black club and you like like we're here because he's right you put too far and like that's the risk you took and now here we are wow wait so you don't even have you only have two oh you need to get a bunch [Laughter] more wow my God just shut up oh my five so five yeah so to basically it's like beat the game without using health cuz like between five earns in the three keys you sometimes have to have at all times yeah [ __ ] you so are you doing all right they take up slots oh my god I didn't even think about that what a [ __ ] stupid game well Mitch will you ping me when you're starting space [Laughter] mutants all right I'm I'm ordering Superman costume right now this is this it you oh for Mike you pushed it too far down here it is oh my god look I just I'm a man of honor and rules and you cheat more than any bu what are you talking about all right great okay that's great then you know what yeah no no helping Dan and Superman 64 he's such a man of Honor oh you don't need anybody's help and super Miss Great I Am boy cuz you know what I won't I want to shut the [ __ ] up before telling you what to do last time cuz I just can't help it it's in my better nature not this time though I'll just point and laugh and like make up some stupid thing that I'm going to decide to argue with about for 2 hours oh it's going to be good Mike if I send you work in progress will that will that help you it would help lots of things would help me oh that would help yeah work in progress what don't worry about it D wait what what for super dead 64 what do you think what what do you mean work in prog they finished the game a long time ago what do you mean work in progress of what of your the logo what do you think oh well we don't know for sure that's what's happening oh there's one of my NS I guess I need four more now to beat the game five ears I mean I appreciate that you came clean I can't believe you let him get away with that for as long as you did I didn't let him get away with be fair there was never a second where that was a possibility to be fair to be fair to me I did not realize you didn't have five earns in yeah I know you don't pay attention great that's your excuse people are like oh why scub letting them get like guys Mike was never gonna do that no chance in hell that was ever gonna happen hey hey now that I know that detail yeah that seems unreasonable also like what do people think this show is it's about Dan saying crazy [ __ ] and us getting mad that's what we're doing here all right so of course I sit back let doing my job I'm doing my job here the man of honor and hard work and absolutely I'm just clocking in clocking out here we go I'm supposed to put on the dad pants and come in here and spake down on the bottom for you all get over it grow up let's [ __ ] go uh okay we got to get one more real good clean run at this one more real clean run at this I guess take take a look at that all right sure it's so easy to get heat off this chat God damn oh my God K tried to DM it to me K tried to DM to me that beating shock requires five hers it's impossible without it I know was impossible oh that looks good good work J oh yeah hell yeah hell yeah oh it's good this is very good J oh I can't wait chat's like a [ __ ] territory wrestling crowd man they think this is a I can I can get that a bun of angry grandma in the chat here look at this he's working y'all and you guys are letting him work you I don't I'm winning again yes yes you really are I know I know that you're helping me win got go away heat Dan you got that Xbox heat hey Sean waldman's a great performer yeah oh my God I mean like of course there was something [ __ ] about her was why would you not let it go for 40 minutes man of Honor ah so how does it like if you if you beat Shak with the ears and all that [ __ ] you get the blooper real and that's it uh yes but we'll watch it regardless even if he doesn't for sure yeah we yeah totally yeah yeah I gu if they don't freeze I just got to jump over them worry about that some other day okay I've got her this one figured out this used to be the hardest one and now it's the easiest for somehow no I say that and of course D like a jump well done iig pumping today yeah I want to get a [Laughter] cigar alive I love BL Club yeah yeah so please please nobody get mad on my behalf for being qu and quit bully trust me it's all in good fun for the love of God all you'll get the red it's fine please don't get mad on my behalf we're all having fun here yes 80s territory wrestling Crow heart heart monitor for black Club is a good idea I can't believe they broke Dusty's arm these four horsemen wow there they're pretty despicable these four horsemen all right oh [ __ ] I was I was looking at chat where am I going where am I yes this is good better use a potion or something here herbs you guys say herbs or herbs I say herb herb herb I think it's a British thing to say herb it is do you even try to say the H like sometimes you like suggest the H for something I don't either it's just straight up herb yeah yeah there's no h in there BB is Homer's brother oh yeah I forgot about that who did the was that dny yeah yeah yeah that sword comes out there's not much I can do it comes out so fast we're [ __ ] now that I know that you can actually do it that does really seem unreasonable well I'm glad you saw reason no mean it now that I understand you do you just have to like basically start the game from the beginning to get no one wants that no yeah why would you that's terrible no yeah who was suggesting this in the first place just see credits come on that's very good I mean really I was like all about it until I realized it was impossible you should have just explained that to me I took a lot of potions you you know what it is my fault Dan you're right it was me along thank you that's the problem Austin thank you I'm just glad we all came to our sensus here ah that used I used two of my like full Potions there that is not good that's not good great potions don't really seem to be the problem with shinok it's like a puzzle more than anything else oh there we have it I think there's a difference between working and actually being mean to your friend that's how you know we got him boys I'm kind of mean to my friends all the time yeah yeah all right oh oh boy oh [ __ ] I like that they just stand there okay so now what I got to take this one yeah yeah all the way over here is there going to be a guy I think so y God I want to be done with this like the two invisibility potions if I just have that for shinok that's all I really need for him and then I maybe don't need any I mean for um quanchi the two invincibility potions for shinok maybe I just do this [ __ ] puzzle yeah look as many herbs as you could save for shinok as possible to till you prolong your time there great but I think yeah yeah you just kind of got to get past Quchi it seems like I think you get five five earns it'll really help I think you're supposed to call John Tobias at his home yeah and ask him what to do we probably could do that yeah we okay don't die to those again there's another herb over here okay we have two we have our lives maybe too many lives maybe I'm being too precious about lives when my potions matter more but we'll be okay yeah I think we still have to go up a little bit to get to her I'm rooting for you Mike thanks Dan you're a good friend your name's Mike I yeah hear it's earl now all right yeah oh come on that's a good question is John Sean Tobias on Cameo oh so oh what do you want me to say I want you to apologize for what you done here apologize to my friend Mike for what you done to him he used to have [Laughter] hair God I I got to find that clip of you in the early quani makeup saying something is wrong and just that to Jas is wrong something is wrong this way okay okay might be a post okay yes okay now don't let me hey please don't let me forget to go up here and put the key in after I fight the boss okay I'm about 6 seconds from that leaving my brain he's just trying to be nice to us and not like say something yeah nice so she goes down for the fatality but I don't it seems like you just actually can't even fatality her oh you probably can I don't know what it wants for the fatality cuz I think he's doing doing the right input I just don't know does he need to be sweep might be messing it up who knows you might need to be sweep distance TR that one step yeah no I don't she came in and killed Quan I'm definitely not killing her oh right right right that was cool the total four dog thing so she really is like the re4 dog thing okay so you can actually kill her and then she doesn't come all right wow W okay for down for it no absolutely not hey put the key up in the thing yeah thank you what a good friend you're welcome my friend Mike wow you remembered something for you I'm touched I did that for you my friend [Laughter] Mike Christian he'll heal Mike knows I don't well I kind of maybe don't want to cuz again well actually I think I do cuz I don't actually need may as well use an herb anyways this goes here first I'm trying to think is I better just to die if I die no yeah cuz wouldn't you I really don't need herbs for Quan cuz I have two of these invincibility Shields that's probably enough time to kill him and then with shog it's not really about healing it's like it might it's like total HP would kind of doesn't matter either way so I think you're fine whether you heal or not yeah I'll just get to heal going to go all the way to the left and then to the second one I still need to level up one more time I think did I level up at least that next time I get the Run yes I love how it Scrolls despite it not giving you any Vis indication that it Scrolls yes there's like no indicator there that like there's going to be more to the [Music] right I I am a little bit sad that we didn't get to see him get a game over because he didn't have enough experience points for the tel that is very funny the fact there yes oh my God can you imagine having to do that five earn thing no uh wship asked me if you could go back and give day one Mortal Kombat mythology Mike any advice what would it be I mean the this thing like just running up to people and spamming the punches has helped a lot didn't know that early that's that special forces strategy too right yeah that was specifically just the one punch so there is [ __ ] yeah both games like have combos forget about that just go and punch these [ __ ] would you told would would you have told yourself about the fujin Crouch oh yeah it might have been that was funny though when I died to it the answer was it sweeping the nation that's exactly Ed yes that's the real party Ro part rocking yesterday cring around the house tonight fing crouching and I'm going to be right over here the ptin crou is a pretty cool name for mod the fu and Crouch oops my up oh he dropped the fuj and Crouch okay so we go left first definitely going to be a guy here the food and crouch on on a dance floor grub would be like me just standing just straight up arms folded and then you grab my legs and you do the thing where you put your your legs up like the wind is blowing you right exactly hell yeah I'm I'm the base for you doing that uhhuh all right cool we'll drop that next we'll do it yeah okay I think we're getting close to where the second key goes why does this take so long yeah it's real [ __ ] annoying you probably shouldn't used that herb yeah what a waste I'm I'm upset that happened to you Mitch that must be heartbreaking Mike I'm sorry Mike I'm sorry Mike your name's Mike it's such a long way back being way too nice it's such a long way back whatever it's not the worst thing I have more lives it's just it is it look look like you're in the same exact spot to me I can't tell any of this Parts though the blur I just you think I learn but I'm just always like okay I think we're okay then I'm not I'm not I'm just not okay it is truly nuts that they are instant death sometimes yeah it's like you got to be right there crazy yeah cuz there's no like visual indicator that there's like a pendulum there until you see the pendulum and it takes a while for it to show up sometimes oh great I just we did this last time it just hurens me to see him die cuz I know he's trying so hard oh my God almost happened again yeah almost happened again cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool [Music] cool okay are these guys going to be despawn this time cuz sometimes there's enemies here yep this time they're here I don't know why y y y I'm losing it losing my grip on reality I am Subzero I amwan I'm Mike mwani sometimes I was RoboCop once but that was in the past there was Major Mitch for a little bit you you know that's when we pick the perfect White Club game is when we break someone's mind for shoot yeah I think all of mine have broken me at points yes all three of mine were really rough yeah uhhuh holy [ __ ] that's disingenuous I really only played one game over three breaks you know when you really think about it I think I've been I hate this go back to be normal D this is very mature Dan thank you I appreciate that I think every time I've said that I've just been full of hoey I just I play Sonic I played Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 that's only one game I know it was three parts but just CU I took a break doesn't mean it's a different game have you give any more thought AF give it any more thought to Mario 3D World being a core Mario game well that's Fu I was asking too much nice try Mike that was that was valant effort there are times you're working and there are times you're shooting and when you're shooting you're shooting this that's the one that killed me two bags I put one of these keys in it is a checkpoint man oh man what a day for Mikes yeah here it is all right here we go hey like they oops they designed us with as much backtracking as possible mhm man I I got all that help from the chat and I cheated when I went through that door it seems it seems at odds with the things I've been saying lately because when you when you say it out loud like that God really you must you must just be a really bad person I guess I I guess I'm guys you should have told me I'm a bad person why you're my friends why are you not telling me that I'm genuinely my bad no this is Dan yeah yeah this this is Dan oh boy God all time run all time BL Club okay soon we are going to to go put the last key in and fight quani if I don't die let's just walk let's just walk I know it's annoying I know I'm tired I know that happens if I walk but it's still worth it you did actually freeze cool okay well no we're walking we don't want to die um I think we keep going cool [ __ ] that guy sucks Jesus I'm sorry I laugh there I'm I'm sorry I laugh that's okay d that was a comical situation even if it came at my expense it wasn't The Misfortune it was just the timing was I'm sorry there herb over here I haven't gotten no I got it [ __ ] [ __ ] we don't we're not using that herb it's fine we're almost there we'll get our full health yeah that's right it this way what's over here there was a boss over there this way just one one what the [ __ ] has that ever been like that before did one n spawn in honestly I think I think the other one just didn't spawn I think it just broke that's a concerning but I think this is it yeah what a what a game just one it's never been just one no it has oh we're not there yet [ __ ] definely going to be a person or what's over here is there something helpful [ __ ] me oh my God you in chat says remember when Mike bounced infinitely on that Spike that was today that was that feels like forever ago how why is there another one oh oh all right well I guess we could just go up here it's just an herb I think let's just go up here and go to shanak and not worry about about it just go sh right now yeah exactly I'm wor about it cuz I want you to win mhm all right please sending you my energy I'm I'm hoping for the best well I haven't gotten that ice blast yet so that's a concern oh you'll get it I think you're going to get it yeah yeah you get it when you're fighting quanchi yeah if you want to check how much xp you need I think you need like 70 oh wait that's let's six right is a six to start it yeah 6 8 31 I think you get a lot for killing quanchi it'll be fine you get a lot for punching them you you'll get it in the middle of the fight got 100 there there it is there it is nice good work okay I need new invincibility yep okay it's fine thank God I have these two invincibility potions he is just stealing what's his Face's gimmicks okay reptile yeah yeah what Dr what did Dr Ryan say just use polar blast instead of what you were doing before like when when his thing use polar blast you're still Immortal that means you can escape and then everything else you basically had won't be anywhere to go if I don't get the amulet back see look that's what I need I need the amulet I'm in the ADR Booth is insane that they actually want me to press the use button to grab the amulet yes absolutely that was the thing I was most concerned about okay come on please please please please please please please I have an extra life and I have herb we're going to wait for the second run here at the herb we have a couple tries of this how do I do this [ __ ] [ __ ] toward away way high punch if you die does it start you with this fight no uh yeah if I die we're all rooting for you man it used your [ __ ] magic used my magic cool cool that's nuts wow guess we just do this wait it doesn't go F faster if you're moving no it doesn't look like it Jesus I mean I could just kite him for a while till I get another go at it it's stupid but I can do that yeah okay that was an [Laughter] accident feel my power oh good bad timing he does say things I wonder if that's a clue oh I when when I looked at it didn't say anything about that but maybe it does kind of look like a Gizzy does look like Patrick kic's hot dog costume yes yeah yeah yeah why are they called glizzies why wouldn't they be called glizzies did Patrick ever actually wear a hot dog costume or is that just like a fan art thing thought wear costume I I just remember seeing the shirt but he was before my time I think he did yeah he did what happened to that hot dog costume where's that I never saw a hot dog costume in the office okay what am I supposed to do he he hits me when I'm doing it do I have to like time it like to guess listen if you if you freeze him with his back close to the teleportation thing uh so that you can like get to him quickly maybe that is enough time I I I I don't know yeah maybe if I freeze him can I freeze him and then I can I freeze him and then do the glacier thing you might not have enough magic to do that yeah maybe this just about being fast game Fact game Fact says holder wait no I think I have it I think okay game pack is saying ice blast let me look at the I want to help out let me look at the uh guy here never mind I'm dead did freeze him though I think I do just freeze him and then run around and grab the amulet we maybe tried freezing him twice yeah I mean cuz we know that does do a different state and that might get like freeze him a little bit longer I almost had him there I think it it's just maybe a timing thing bum hot whiskey media days people are saying freeze teleport freeze again that makes sense huh H that that makes yeah cuz then you freeze them in the back and that gives you enough time Dam it does so much damage no way that's hitting him damn it yeah that's so frustrating it's all right we're getting there believe in you oh [ __ ] you just ganked it get me out of here go it done let's go the amulet impressive Subzero per you reconcile your Reckless Past after all that's it looks he's hold a cookie thank you thank yourself the problem that you created quani told me that you sent me because my soul was tainted with evil is that true you are a superb Warrior Subzero only you can control your destiny not even the gods can alter your chosen this costume has tears in it was that a yes hell yeah been through battle it's like Arkham Asylum that was a yes but only you can change it is it really over I vow to serve and obey the linqu welcome back my warrior I have a new undertaking for you it seems your exploits have caught the eye of another sorcerer I would like you to meet the retainer of your services yeah that's the guy who play qu oh my God she the gaping his teeth and everything they just glued a mustache and beard onto him oh my God that's amazing that's [ __ ] amazing could been a better ending what the hell oh my God oh my God guys it's the credits of Mortal Kombat mythology uh hey Mike you did it man that's incredible did you did it you did it my God you did great oh oh c I just saw that it's the best thing I've ever seen in my life right ah and then Jan I just saw what you sent me the updated one that's awesome oh man good work man uh when I was I think when I was uh 15 or 16 I beat Metal Gear Saw 2 at like 400 a.m. and uh and they play that um they play that song at the end of that that has like that really sad piano in the saxophone and I remember just kind of sitting there it was a real emotional moment it was like the most emotional ever was beating a video game uh can't say goodbye to yesterday as the name of the song uh to I feel I feel more emotional right now this is the new height this is the most feelings I've ever had just beating a video game it's kind of overwhelming to just my [Applause] street what what's what's grub doing uh just sending something to uh oh uh well you know what you know what Mike did great and it's overd um you know I was moving so we had to do the wish thing I did break my finger but if I'm being honest I think I probably I think I probably could have played and I think I've I think my time has come I think my my Deeds my Deeds have caught up to me and I think it's about time I play a real game for play Club so uh Hey and we got the perfect punishment for you don't you worry buddy we're going from one altimer to another uh honestly does anyone in chat know when is the last time Dan played a BL Club game or Dan you like have any like cuz it would have been was it done here I've done no I've done it here I did the last third of Sonic from here and remember a huge pain in the ass because I had my room set up in a different way it actually probably will be easier this time so uh uh yes I will go I will play a game two completion um you have a shoot 64 to use for this right of course yeah okay cool all right well you expect to shoot cartridge in I don't have to wear this [ __ ] shirt anymore I have to put this makeup on like I sent an updated image you should show the folks at home okay let me see let me see as a little present to everyone what all right like okay one second I don't know what this is I don't know what this is I'm guessing it's a Photoshop of meia Superman could be anything that's my guess could be anything see it's too expensive to send you a complete and box Superman 64 sorry Dan I oh I want an in box I uh I want a Superman costume with abs like how it just says game over of course it just says game over uh there is a code you can type in for a cinematic that wasn't used in the game Mike play the blooper real real quick after we get yeah after do after you do this couple things yeah let me uh share I'm going to share this screen with you guys instead I'm going to [ __ ] turn off this video game holy [ __ ] okay second that is just so so done so done with it you looking forward to just playing on your own time and not having to spr yeah yeah something like that um what's the best way to do this yeah there's nothing Sensational there but yes let me show this to everybody very one second very quick like little teaser here for what is uh next look at that let me uh here I'm going to show YouTu and make sure you can see it but there we go it is just it's going to be so beautiful when we finally get there ah it's happening after all this time am I just looking at I'm just looking at the the blue screen no I can't see it how do I see look at the real just look at the real stream it'll be easier that way let me pull it up one second yeah then I'll I'll show you something in a I got an ad you you go to Giant bob.com is there no ads on there no ads on there no no go to the twitch let me see oh my God two more seconds the commercial I'm gonna beam it to you hang on he sto streaming it so you're going to miss it anyhow the countdown ended and it's still showing me a Subaru ad one second and one second my OBS is going real slow oh another ad looking into it turbo Tex okay let me he's streaming it to you all right I see a blue screen oh yeah me too what it should have sent you a different one no no it didn't I picked the wrong one again OBS is funny that way oh it's cuz that one's still open that's why all right now there you go there's the right one I swear no I see a big split yeah yeah that's right that's good though you're supposed to see that there we go there there you go everybody that's what Dan's getting yeah why is there a middle finger we're here to support each other BC play club that rules yeah okay so this is this not a swerve at any point this is happening it's not like about maybe a swerve and he said no yeah what like like what I what said it's not a funny joke all right I feel like I have like loaded this up a couple of times when I'm doing like roulette retro stuff where it's like oh any game could pop up and I play like you know five minutes of it Max and I'm like this is unplayably shitty so uh yeah all right I'm in I'm game uh my time has come it's uh no getting out of it here you know hell or high water injury or if I to move again uh I'm in I got to do this all find theer real now we can watch that together real quick yeah he put it in our chat I got scroll up a ways I found it I found it okay okay don't worry I freak I am I am a freak all right this is going to be good stuff we should we should just start next episode with me acting like I'm going to play to see what people do so they'll handle it well they'll handle it very well here we go everybody freak let we start that over I don't hear anything freak you don't hear anything uhuh I don't know why you might just have to might to open it yourself and play it with me then Dan real quick What's the title of this one uh more com mythology Subzero bloopers and gag reel all right you two are just going to have to play along with me everyone else is going to hear it though okay I got it Jeff you ready um no but I will be in a second second mortal comat hurry up God mythologies gag reel you said yeah moral Kom mythology Sub-Zero bloopers and gagel 1997 I got it all right you guys ready the push play in three yes two two one one go go I am a [Laughter] freaking to Nero did he did he say I'm a freak I heard things I heard things I heard things I heard yeah you are reality's only hope I'll do it thunder God because I don't he tripped a little you don't understand I can't leave without the incredible okay okay don't make you see sub you can trust the S sometime they think it's funny too they thought it was a funny line also they know with the ability to freeze I forgot my line you aortal mean a keeper sir a mortal has escaped from the sir a mortal has escaped from the prison of souls he has headed towards the gates of immortality that's okay more plexus sir I'm sorry she we have toyed with the linja long the linja do not question I forget it we have toyed with the ninja long enough they should have kept that one yeah do not fail we you and I we you me everybody in this room oh you want answers I take I'm mytitle you want answers okay stay with me as I have some cool I don't know what this is fil is now movie okay well we did it all right that is a good work good work oh my God hey remember that time when we thought this game would just go forever and ever and here we are at the end we we through a lot together mostly me though I am shocked I beat it in February yeah that a surprising stuff there yeah you did geez wow well all right why don't we um why don't we end BL Club here I'll Fade to Black uh then we'll figure out what we're going to do raid wise elsewhere but yeah thank you so much everybody for uh hanging out with me during uh the worst experience of my life Mikey thanks incred incredible incredible uh hey maybe by next week we will be ready for BL Club presents Super Dan 64 the Dan of Steel you might be ready bye everybody bye good job friend all right we're back we going to raid somebody or something yeah let's raid somebody give me a moment to get that set up here believe oh I can't believe I don't have to play that game anymore yeah let's see you think you'll ever play it again in your life there is like a [ __ ] up partment it's like well how hard would it be to speedrun now cuz so much of it is just insane [ __ ] that I know how to do now well now we you know we have great incentives for like extra life donations so sure hey I'll play it on extra life whatever I that's the thing like it can never be that bad again cuz so much of it was just like what do you want like man hey you know I know like someone had to tell me how to beat shinok you think I was ever going to figure out that I had to run up to him and press the pickup item button what no I knew for a fact you were never going to figure that out I was just we got like you got I you have to experience it for shoot at least a couple of times or else it's no fun like immediately telling you what to do would like take would deflate the whole thing so I'm glad we had the best of both worlds am I working too hard or is chat babies it's a bit of both okay all right all right I try to calibrate it try to get to the right level there okay yeah all right all right all right always to ra some h on that see that's a cool fact Quan should get some makeup tips for me that is cool I never realized how much it looks like Shang son that was very good H all right I'm I'm finding some star on wind's live is he yes he is let's do that uh yeah all right let's do it Chad says you're fine but non wrestling fans just aren't used to it wait you mean normal people aren't used to people just pretending to be [ __ ] that's not how the real world Works [ __ ] what have I been doing oh Penny don't tell me my mom's here or something I can't have her see me like this why are you oh can we get that on stream please my baby boy what have you done to yourself such bye everybody oh oh God make a tutorial for quench yeah put that on Tik Tok

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Length: 164min 21sec (9861 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2024