SuperDan 64: Dan of Steel | Blight Club

it's going to work cuz I can't adjust that until I transition over but okay well we'll just see it we'll live okay uh are we ready to go yeah Dan bring us in all right here we go I'm going to hit this button I don't know if it's going to work here we go welcome to bik CL everybody look up in the oh oh my God Super 64 oh boy change oh my God Ste can you mute the game audio mild man at gains media man for a great video game website NeverEnding battle for truth justice and the bright Club oh [Music] my okay oh hell yeah oh man incredible long hair Nick Cage Superman everybody here for you look okay that was my thought when I open open that up and I saw long hair I put it on and I was like Bon knows just as much about Superman as I do which is nothing and I was like is there a Superman that has long hair and she's like not that I know of and uh there's a lot of them that do yes oh okay and then I remember the Nick Cage one and I think I've seen a picture of that uh guys you picked a game where I have to take a cape off to pee yeah that's rough dude that's my bad I wasn't being very considerate God I just had to do a scramble pee before I went live like I always do and like wait I have to unbutton the back of my I I got to bring the whole suit down oh crap I can't do that without taking the cape off oh oh you know a fly I can't fly I tried well just mean the Superman suit doesn't have a fly on it you can't like go over the door oh that kind of fly okay the word fly I don't believe the suit has a fly no it food have hair again uh pretty good yeah how's it uh just wear that I could pull this off yeah I think I could do it yeah definitely okay stop how are you how are you feeling about Superman for the Nintendo 64 tell you what I was going to do a fun gimmick where I was like okay here we go I'm going to start it and I was going to secretly be playing a Long play of the game where it just kind of plays and I was going to hold it and it was wow he's just flying through the levels like crazy wow but then this is how much I care about the Integrity of BL Club I care so much about the Integrity of BL club that I didn't want to ruin any of it for myself I wanted to go in blind with this and so I chose not to do that bit I'm going to do it for shoot I have maybe twice in my life loaded this up on an emulator touched the controls once and been like [ __ ] this I'm out of here so like grand total I can't imagine more than a minute of playing this I know there's flying through rings and that's about it now my understanding is we do have an important decision to make together as a group cuz apparently you don't get to the actual final level or roll credits unless you beat this game on the hardest difficulty well yep no first of all it's in the blight Club rules that you play on the normal default difficulty so that's not even a debate that's not and also if we were doing that you would have [ __ ] beat Shak so like the same it's different cuz he got credit I'll see okay well then here we'll go through it and we'll see if I see credits I don't know if this game has credits you won't though unless you beat it on hard uh no that's not no no no I normal I'm doing on normal that is a blight Club rule I doing this on normal what happens when you click normal mode uh it oh do I have to left and right okay there we go let's see Superman mode yeah you have to beat her on Superman mode apparently I mean how much harder could it really be though not doing it not doing it I need to read my biography so I know about Superman lore this will be your practice Run for the uh Superman mode later when you really beat it is he an alien like just straight up like wow but he lives on Earth yeah okay uh I do have a an important uh I do have an important update here from uh a medical professional I'm going to put it here in our Discord oh Jesus Christ um it is a yeah this is you're going to need this uh cuz you are you're doing something pretty strenuous look at our GB crew talk chat the the chat for our room that we're in right now okay uh you could go ahead see that I I will I'll put I'll pop this into chat so everyone can see it as well oh this is a very oh very nice oh it's a return to work form from Dr Ryan with a oh WCW NW World Tour in the background that's a better game uh Dan rard has been under care from 1324 to 3524 will be able to return to work on 36 2024 no restrictions enjoy the game Dan from Dr Ryan oh man there it is uh Dr Ryan Who's Who uh originally told us your FY was hurt uh is now giving you full permission to return to work all right all right well I'm in I'm doing it I'm a hero you don't have to say it it's fine do you think you're gonna beat this game do you think you're going to be able to um I talk to me at the end of this episode let's see cuz I really have no idea like I don't know if it's sucks or if it's hard or both um okay Clark K I know about him he's just he works at the paper he's got glasses on that's the difference okay he keeps a low profile so is Superman not a cocky guy no he's very humble and nice he's a very nice person God he sus okay he's a cornfed country boy I thought he's from space that doesn't sound like corn yeah but he was raised in Kansas yeah he was Kansas yeah yeah yeah you who oh wow okay I feel like I've been method acting my whole life for this there you go okay sweet who the [ __ ] is Jimmy Olen is he supposed to be a child I thought he worked at the paper with them yeah he works at the paper with them but I think this is like in this the cartoon car the cartoon it's based on that he's very young the Dark Shadows work for Lex Luther no questions asked Dan if if you are looking for an anchor to like understand Superman it is literally just John Cena oh okay I got it yeah yeah okay did he ever turn heel though Superman uh yeah you got to kill him in those hit game Suicide Squad kill the Justice League oh I always forget that Superman and Batman like know each other always forget like which one's Marvel neither none of them okay so Superman and Batman are both DC got it yes detective com know that I if you put a gun to my head probably but I literally spend 0% of my life thinking about this so I wouldn't I wouldn't know that's about to change buddy here we go me an expert here okay I know all about Superman now he doesn't have eyeballs apparently uh how do I get the [ __ ] out of here those are hard to render how do I I want to get out of this the start button there you go am I just going to play this now am I just going to play Superman 64 that's the job man here we go I guess it is I am getting paid I guess I'll take solace in that all right last game I'll see if we can do something about that you going to pause my paycheck [ __ ] that's the true Blake club right there okay I'm going to hit what is last game I'm afraid to hit it I'm going to do this proper I mean I don't know you sent this to me from uh I literally opened this out of an envelope like an hour ago so I'm sure this has a last game on it but I'm doing new I got it from DK oldies did do they put any like weird [ __ ] in there or anything oh there was just like your where's your reub pack no I had to put in I did load it up to see if I needed anything I need the control pack so I have the controller pack in here so I guess you have to like hot swap it with the rumble pack if you want to that's weird okay let's just play this goddamn game let's get this over your fate will be sealed you batteries yes we can yes it's your friends that's Lex luor oh no they're going they're going to the metaverse there no time to waste here you go it's a maze okay well it's not really a I'm not helping but yeah my maze Welly we're here to help each other stop oh yeah for sure I just you know sometimes I just don't know anything okay so B is there like breaks don't don't don't tell me I have to go back okay so I'm holding in B to go forward B is accelerate we got some inverted stuff going on but that feels normal for flying Sol my maze oh I believe we're actually here once again my maze has overcome you Superman I can't tell you how many times I've dreamed about watching Dan fly through these are any of these counting since I oh Le one Lex wins I used to pray for times like this time okay let me see what the buttons do hang on oh Z just drops my ass down to the ground okay okay so Z is like the toggle between fly mode okay Superman's like a Harrier yes he's got Vall vertical takeoff and Landing oh that's pretty slick slick are you water is it swimming if you're still flying I assume that would like kill him okay so R yeah water his Kryptonite what does r do R is like a little jump okay that's a really stupid looking little hop but you can't fly out of that jump C buttons bring up some meter oh do I have powers okay is it going to explain any of this to me do I need to worry about this now you're just supposed to solve the dude's maze man okay I mean looks like I have like lasers and clouds and oh I've got a block see down is block okay okay let's restart this oh God okay display Cinema uh let's restart Mission story and controls oh he trapped Lois Jimmy and Professor Hamilton in a virtual world I have to enter the world to rescue my friends take off and land with Z accelerate with B break that's not how you spell break in that context um grab with B incredible punch with a read the last text with L Superman gets text okay maybe maybe maybe maybe they're talking about breaking something maybe you're talking about actually like demolishing something activate events okay oh this is confusing control scheme no time to was okay so B wait is B what is wait B is fly yes what does a do what did I say a do I don't know I don't know oh my God who can say I wasn't paying attention this isn't my game oh no you have to we were here to help each other Mike I I I'm going to help as much I can I just don't remember are you enjoying my misery Mike no I would never I would never do that okay good good that'd be really unsporting that' be really bad going fast oh God so wait is it just taking my life bar away if i r does not seem to be breaking by I will say from what I remember I think it's like if you miss like a sount of rings are done uh R does not seem to be breaking At All by the way it have no effect on my speed but it does well guess it's it's not breaking it it's breaking it right maybe that means something different they spelled it that way for a reason God this feels really bad guys I mean I did it I did it lift the two cars 6 seconds wait wait wait what that's what the [ __ ] you got two 1 zero hurry up oh oh the car hit that guy the impact it's like burnout levels of impact okay wait what's the oh God I have to do this again okay um D I'm shocked you finish the rings that quickly I be on the Rings for a whole episode I mean I guess you still are technically but okay so do I have to land and run up there and grab with me okay I'll assume that much okay uh go oops oops okay that was they gave you 5 Seconds that was plenty of time to forgot what you needed to do there right yeah this is on you Dan yeah why doesn't it give me the amount of time I had left I did good on the Rings okay you did do pretty good in the Rings we're got to find out you've been practicing or something why are you so good at good on these rings I care about the Integrity of BL club we follow rules here on BL Club that's right uhhuh we do say what you will rules have been followed okay I have no sense of how many I can miss before Lex wins the Bunch man you're going so fast it's too fast oh my God R is not okay maybe R does oh [ __ ] oh my God this is the wonkiest [ __ ] oh okay what was land Z oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God this is so fast it's funny how there are still games today where you do have to fly through Rings okay land land run you idiot go what are you doing dumbass the slow try look at him look oh no a it's like those walk races where you're not allowed to take your feet off the ground oh man isn't just a plot of heavy rain or something yeah yeah Dan why didn't you run I don't know I was holding up on the analog stick and B is grab oh I guess I got to fly up there and then walk and then grab oh man how many rings can I what is that is that Health on the left yeah I have no idea did you purchase the guide Mitch oh no I wait a few episodes you're being less help than me you didn't do it right away I'll do it after three episodes like you did once I got it though you had nothing to worry about oh man the person had to write the guide for this I do want assuming there's a guy there probably is one right probably oh there had to be they they all had them I mean they did like promote this game they did like big IP I've been told until this happened is Superman bigger than Mickey Mouse okay hang on I got to I got to perform hang on okay no like with no question okay okay go catch the [ __ ] car you [Laughter] idiot okay press the break button okay hey hey all right all right that's fun that's fun let me let me adjust this yeah that's uh look can we get a dead kid counter hee fine that's three so far it's rough okay how the [ __ ] can I okay I'm going to try to grab it from flying whoa wait what happened why was I able to do that yeah what the hell oh my God holy smokes now what I don't know why I got a checkpoint that time are you you kid cool save did you save another kid are we okay are you okay what what is that what happened this a new maze did you win I don't know what you're CL through Rings again what do you mean what did I did I checkpoint oh God this is going to be a [ __ ] nightmare this is completely incomprehensible oh oh oh oh oh okay great oh that's good that's yep yep yep a this is my favorite scene from the movie I know I'm an 64 I like good in 64 games Jesus okay I don't think I've I've definitely never seen a Superman movie no not not one I've never seen the good ones oddly enough I've only seen like Superman Returns and Man of Steel I should go watch the uh Christopher re ones well the Christ re ones have a great John Williams score at the very least and the first one's really good hmet uh B oh I've heard that they probably did something in The Simpsons or something okay what where's oh God it's very good yeah and Gene Hackman has a great time with yeah that's awesome casting yes um the guy from the the guy that's not Charlie she from Two and a Half Men like plays Jean Hackman's Lex Luther like henchmen and one of the movies so like later in life that guy like played like Lex Luther in a Superman TV show I'm like okay I see I see the reference here I get it damn why are you [ __ ] good at this game I cuz I've spent a lot of time with this stick okay we put the police car at the end of this road okay okay okay what the [ __ ] I just picked it up I just hit B to pick it up it got shot at or something and there's no time to waste oh my god oh there's no time to waste we're back here my god oh no no it's this one again okay I thought it was the first one for a moment I got so excited are there lives M you're so not helpful I still have my biscuit from my KFC meal here it's very nice okay I do think the okay so the Rings I think there's a red light green light thing going on cuz green means like I'm fine and then the one ahead of it yellow and I think if I miss one the one ahead of it turns red I think Red's just the last one well that's I I think red is the one where it's like if I don't hit that one like I've missed too many you know sure maybe that's what's happening no watch what I'm talking about like I think the red gets closer if I missed stuff see the red is two away now I saw see what you mean yeah one ahead of there I see what you're saying so maybe it's like three away before I fail assume that was like red is is cheaper to render so it's far one cheaper man okay what does it want with that car this is the most N64 Fog game I've ever seen and there are a lot of them oh this is going to be fun redoing this [ __ ] every time like and I can't even like test and figure out what I'm I'm doing wrong with the car okay there's the last one okay so I'm going to fly up what why is it blowing up what's happening why did it blow up I didn't even [Laughter] get next one okay so this game takes place in a virtual world do you think that's just because they were embarrassed by their attempt to make Metropolis yes I was I I was going to say wasn't there a more reason for the fog and like yeah that that's that's right huh okay yeah they were definitely embarrassed by most things in this game I think oh [Music] god oh Jesus Christ it requires constant attention like I'm afraid I'm actually afraid to Blink this game is going to like take time off my life hell yeah that's what we like to hear I mean this look this is this is exciting I mean this is one of the most famous bad games right like we all knew this had to happen eventually the reason we this for you Dan is cuz we're like we got to get this off the table so you can't make us play it right oh and it rhymes with my name it does it's just we had backrub and I mean imagine all the incredible backrub and Super Dan stuff we're going to see y oh God then there's no time to waste shut up Superman one day you guys will make me play that Aquaman game will be Aqua Mike or Aqua Mitch or whatever and it will all be DC Superheroes it be great what does man rhyme with that's a bad game manat uh there any games about biscotti or Illuminati maybe Illuminati josephat aquam minina that's not bad is there a game with naughty in the title na a nauy dog o i play all the CR notorious bad develop ERS yeah oh no not the whole Naughty Dog C you can do that Genesis game they did where you can type in a code to see boobs at the beginning yeah rings of power okay there's a power yeah I wanted to buy that game just so I'd have a way to see boobs without my mom being able to find it yeah sure she she would never figure out the code no no doing pretty good this time maybe if I don't fail any of these maybe that's why I get the checkpoint I have no idea yeah I have no idea why you got to try the oh that is weird we still haven't figured that out no NOA there's no live system that I've seen so far yes that's I feel like I'm the only one who has games that I have to worry about lives a lot for some reason right bubs you had lives but it was not punishing like your games okay so now what do I do I'm going to fly I would maybe hit the guy that has the the thing okay I got it I got it oh no there you go okay where do you want this and how do I safely set this down where is the end of okay okay do I just fly right through the ark Police Department it's just a gate thank you Superman oh God here we go again okay what is this game oh I hate this I don't know when it saved so I don't know when it saved to end an episode no this is great oh let's missed one a bad sound there okay what is that [ __ ] thing on the left what why why is there a police department Arch it's clearly not the police Department you guys are going to have to entertain yourselves cuz I have to pay so much attention to this oh D Shadows plenty entertained oh look out this yeah we got to comat system oh good combat what the oh cool okay why did three of them fall down we again okay oh ah is this is this making Sonic 06 seem like a competent video game I think I enjoyed it more there's like at least more variety from what I've seen so far you can like get in cars and drive around this hair is Hing my face like I really want to pull this hair out of my face but it's like uh love watching you whip the hair okay okay I I am taking solace in the fact that I don't think I'm Terri terrible at the ring flying no I I am I am kind of upset that you seem good at the Rings cuz that is the thing I am mad what where's the oh that is the main thing I've heard about this game is all the flying through rings and like I feel like if I can get a good grasp on that early on then maybe I'm going to have an easier time with this yes oh oh oh These are some sharp turns here yeah I got to use the break the the air Brak for Superman God did he always know oh god oh I'm going to definitely have to hit that one [ __ ] oh God don't die use the super breath to blow the three tornadoes away oh no okay okay okay okay you don't need to explain this every time I want to look at the controls I got no story freezing breath I need freezing Breath Right upsc activ events with B I assume freezing breath is an event okay it the event of the summer yeah where oh there's the tornadoes okay what go did I get the breath wait I had the breath earlier oh god oh this feels so bad what is that what is that breath did I get it a is it like a pickup oh my what is that this sucks a lot okay I got it do I have it why is it doing that I don't know am I blowing oh let then there's no time to waste oh what uh [Laughter] okay yeah I'll go to these Rings yeah how do I activate my [ __ ] breath I did you press the B button to activate an event May a is punch it didn't say I tried B I thought oh [ __ ] you're still here push the C button I'm still flying through Rings look at that Lex wins in the chat I that's yeah oh good oh that's incredible is there anote can't see yep it's OT that's incredible oh good it's two actually lexon wins oh wow it's interactive wow that's beautiful [Music] okay so why did it start doing the breath meter before I hit UPC this I have no idea a breath leer I went wa for like 10 seconds what are you talking about I got to blow tornadoes away with my freeze freezing breath yeah it's a pretty dumb power I'm going to be honest okay here we go they they gave it to him later cuz I remember there was a Powerpuff Girls episode that parody it like one of the pop of girls suddenly got freezing bre other how do I blow it how do I blow it get to be standing maybe but no I mean I have no idea I'm not [Music] helpful oh is this doing a thing oh you're you're using up a lot of breath energy oh my God oh God this sucks I have to do it in the stupid claw as well which is hurting my FY for the record oh let wins then there's no time to waste do have a FY appointment tomorrow because it's grow it's like growing back crooked which is real [ __ ] up oh nice yeah oh God okay I feel so satisfying to use that that emote how close can I get to the tornado without hurting super is Superman wait the tornado's not Kryptonite right so I should be okay I mean I don't know I I don't know about Superman's vulnerabilities to tornadoes is cryp like his one Kryptonite I guess I only know it as a I guess I only know it as a concept to be used in that term real allow myself to introduce myself where I realized what I was saying oh oh that's a good that's a good question yeah we'll say yes Tri is Superman's totally CP tonight okay I'm getting the breath right I can't see it that's great okay what what oh no why get up you idiot you get up you idiot the super Bing air oh he's punches in slow motion underwater that's fun oh my God how do I just float in air how do I I super bad I feel like these like whatever those effects of water would not slow Superman down very much no guys also you did this last time didn't oh there no that worked you guys don't know how [ __ ] bad these controls are they are so bad you never do yeah I mean able to play better than you are you still don't know how bad come at mythologies a you're a little slow there I guess Dan yeah honestly this is way better than BBC 3D what the hell is I think it has like a Pity thing's a Pity okay did you play on easy I played on normal mode CU you're not on Superman mode he is making pretty fast progress here you are not going to make me feel bad about playing by the rules of BL Club is there anything about in the rules of BL Club about seeing credits do you have the blower do you have to suck I'm blowing that doesn't seem like it's doing anything though there' be at the base may not be close enough it's like impossible to just inch forward too well okay shut up hey Lex wins this looks like man super what a good day I can't believe we taking Del light in this oh God why these these controls I promise are so much worse than you think I think they're pretty bad stop okay what do you want [Laughter] tornado okay wait no oh my God how do you [ __ ] blow these tornadoes oh let's I'm so terrified I'm going to hit B to quit and have to do all this again I'm kind of pissed off the possibilties okay hang on okay I'm man that's a good tornado sound effect why does it have that meter slowly fill up when you pick that thing like why does it not work on this one is that him inhaling pretty far away maybe too high I don't know [ __ ] god what do you want it wants you to play good this looks like a job for Superman this looks like a job for Superman okay I'm going to get right in this tornado's ass and blow it here we go okay what are you giggling at nothing nothing but your dog loed in the room oh he did Penny did something funny over here wait I didn't blow it all the way hang on what the funny video game okay okay that's that's clearly not close so far away you don't know how I'm freaking about the the controls are so hard every time I think it's your fault instead of the game a Lex s that tornado hit a person I don't care about any of these people in this virtual world well they aren't real so that's a good point actually okay I can't believe Lex Luther invented the berse what okay did it go okay there you go we still never really got a very good Superman game huh no not really oh God I remember had an NES one as a kid and it was very bad I had that too or I rented that okay looks like I really can get right up on it oh look out it's going for that lady ah [ __ ] that lady got her super that it picked her up or anything there's no animation for that you do that one first oh God wait uh oh God they're all kind of together uh I don't want to restart cuz I'm afraid if I do a restart from here it's going to be like Oh you mean restart a while back yeah that' be great though they restart the whole level this the damn from going and I okay okay oh my God Super Dan is flying what's happening in the emotes oh you got super D oh this is great look at they have so many you're almost catching up to me now bud see I'm just trying to help get you over that's all thanks thanks brother doing the honors yeah giving you some shine yeah nice backlar he's a long-haired Superman like Nick cage don't worry about it I think I did it oh good what am I looking at okay solve my maze is that one underwater Oh it's a good thing you can fly underwater Oh can I oh I can what do you know we uh we did this about 5 minutes ago did we flying underwater yeah I am glad thank you for showing a little bit of Mercy in that I don't seem to have to remember anything in this game oh yet and true I think there are some large indoor levels maybe which with these controls is going to be great oh get ready to become useful I would never where's the what oh it just showed up oh my God they don't show up with any kind of warning are we going under there's an arrow pointing you where to go what do you need it's not easy to look at it's definitely underwater H okay oh I missed one oh oh oh look out all X then there's no time to waste oh this is the game I still have no idea what that meter is on the left I it has to be your he I guess for later when like you're getting shot and punched at presumably I don't [Music] know okay you really think Superman's more popular than Mickey Mouse Jeff I think that's there no I I think it's a debate you were just so certain maybe it's a debate are they both popular glob globally are they both yeah they're both globally they're massively popular globally yes but not like as B like Schwarzenegger is globally right no of course not okay that was always I understood as like the the ultimate like bar as far as like Global popularity of [Music] Schwarzenegger oh God love not being able to see yeah water's just like that on the top you can't see through water everyone knows that yeah what is a voodoo GPU it's a reference to Quake everybody sorry vo too I still think about the voodoo too all the time it's like a fun thing to say yeahoo I've still never played Quake you could make me play Quake yeah well Delight Club maybe someday Superman wins wow thatman wins congratulations that a whole level done yes I do just staring at his chest I've got a controller pack in I'm hitting a oh my God that feels good insert rum you do have to hot swap it oh wow I have a rumble pack you should put it in come on I'll be back matter how much fun how much more immersive it would be I'll be back it'll be it'll be like he's super Dan for real God these Super Dan emotes are incredible um hi guys um yeah ask your questions why does he look like Jesus just just Google Nick Cage Superman right see there's an answer to everything here to be fair I think I did also send him a like short hair normal Superman wig and he had the option I didn't tell him what to do he picked a long hair one and I made right choice it's the right choice it definitely is there are several instances of long-hair Superman but you're right he looks more like Jesus than he does any of that a he's just the idea with Dan with long hair is like upsetting he no he just looks like a like a henchman in a '90s action movie too a little bit yeah definitely he loves that though I bet yeah yeah he's going to surgically graph that [ __ ] on his I mean that's that's his shoot hair in the in the Photoshop right on the on the left but that's like 20 years ago I mean sure yeah look at that mop right that's his Lieutenant Dan Arc right there it's pretty impressive even when I had hair it never looked like that I also uh I've never really seen a lot of this game uh you guys and uh I've been watch I've been watching for about 10 minutes and I just kind of I kind of can't believe that Superman found himself in this situation yeah it's pretty pretty weird that he would yeah he's in the metaverse and he still feels the need to save people for some reason yeah if he does it he's like he dies guilt I didn't save that virtual lady from the virtual tornado suck I should just die and why was like like how was Superman in a situation where he had to fly through rings and if he missed one Lex Luther won cuz we're in Lex Luther's digital maze is that what it is yeah we're we're in the metaverse shut up yep we went through a portal about 5 seconds into the game and I understand if you missed that you might be a little confused oh yeah that's what it is the one piece of story content we've gotten the entire time here so far at least I had my fun liveaction cutcenes man we should just remake the the cut scenes for this game with Dan as Superman it'd be great hello he's back okay I don't think I know is off hand also there's no way it has batteries in it and also I had to pee so I had to decape so hang on man the r pack took batteries I forgot that I what Superman do when he had a piss oh we got back alard the Superman not have to pee he's an alien you know that backlar yeah but like what's the like certainly aliens excrete waste like they're biological organism yeah just s doing too I know all about that but he's got like the yellow sun absorbs it or something something I don't know okay think like his P comes out really fast and it would kill you oh yeah definitely right yeah isn't that a conversation about his seamen his ejaculate oh oh yeah I guess it's the same conversation but less weird Siri reminds or even better all right I gotta be honest Dan I'm just here to kind of see you squirm I'm not really that's not what black club's about we're a team look that's why look that's why you're not on BL Club backlar because we're all friendly and helpful to each other and you're in here to take the light in misery I don't know kind make a mockery of B Club yeah come on kind of feel like I'm on it right now and I'm not really on the hook for anything it feels Hang on we're getting story Mala plans to blow up metropolis' hydroelectric electric Dam and flood the city I can't move the cursor this is a shitty website this looks like a job for oh what are we doing here oh this is good because I did not know there were parts of this game like this okay oh yeah most people don't most people only ever see the Rings weird how people wouldn't stick it through why does Superman have a health meter we don't even know if that's what it is H well you're getting shot it's going down I'm getting shot are these pinball bumpers shooting me yeah yeah they have handguns oh oh oh sweet I was not prepared for this why what's the way around that what how do I I don't have laser juice Las beam no I don't have laser juice and I don't have breath Juice close the sun oh there you go Metal Gear he got some boxes figure it out does he get power from the Sun oh yeah God damn it seems like keep doing that Superman oh he up okay he can I was going to say Superman should be able to Kip up that meter he's Superman oh my nose is so itchy oh God this sus yeah it's uncomfortable huh yeah oh God what would you know MIT be had to be covered in makeup okay what are we doing here folks that flying that's that new flying emote is the one that's perfect yes oh Jesus okay okay is there a run button oh I can fly in here I bet that's going to control great I bet that feels real good is there a button I mean I kind of control this what is this how do I get through here press to do EV intro video uh no here here I'll I'll do it again for anyone coming in late here here you go look up in the sky it's a it's a bad game it's superan 64 oh my God Atlantic accent great course of Show seasons Ben steel and his mighty fies and it was disguised Dan rer web NeverEnding battle for truth justice oh the Mount Rushmore in the back another exciting episode in the that's great super [Music] dare that's was that Jan doing the voice his on his phone he said yeah so oh an event oh what go how the I pressed the event button lifting a cardboard box as Superman is an event apparently oh there your key card I guess look I don't know much about LIF and heavy stuff but you proba just used Apple stuff oh God okay what cardboard BS blow up it exploded oh it's like a golden ey chair okay yeah you should you should add add that to your real Jan I muted the game audio there we go okay oh man I hadn't even noticed really yeah I need the submersive experience I can't believe I'm seeing this I just honestly did not even know there was like on foot actual video game stuff it's just like why he's in a doom level yeah is is this an event yeah Superman's got to pull the fire alarm oh my God does he tank control look he goes in reverse and looks backwards put the beep sound in there holy [ __ ] wow okay what what do you want event I got that looks like inventory screen okay the C buttons the [ __ ] are those oh God there's Powers access code to the canal use the computer to open it pronounce k such a weird type face choice too like it's just that's like when you're on an N64 with the you're only doing like 240p or 480p you just got to like make the big blocky text something to read what am I doing that looks like a real maze am I getting like time and a half right now absolutely not [Music] oh I think your your your paycheck for today should be held at hostage until you do a good [Laughter] job oh man there is nothing funnier than like the supposed most powerful person in the universe just like locked in a room stuck in a room what can I do can't quite wrap my head around can you fly up uh no no okay yeah I have some ideas but I think I'm just going to keep them to myself oh good punch a wall yeah fly at the speed of light like lexa's uh game for gave it a 1.25 out of 10 who rer Andrew Riner R reviewed this yep I should have him come over and beat this for me okay yeah carry an exploding box into the next room no there's a computer back here they're all broken who did this yeah this is definitely the answer that's a computer that looks working oh this walk rules it said the door to the the main room is open hell yes I can't believe to be honest crazy I love that you picked up a green key card in that room had a green like key card slot but that's not what you're supposed to do I can't believe it gives me oh what the [ __ ] now there's dudes in here oh pinball what the hell okay oh right does that kill it does that I don't want to be close to it okay set it down slowly the door's open now what's what door's open yeah friend she's hidden damn workers in a secret cage deep underwater why I I don't know if you smash the door with my super strength they'll drown give up in less than an hour Metropolis will be underwater the real Metropolis or this fake one yeah are we working still okay uh so don't hit it right oh God what oh you got don't see that much heal left yeah maybe a pixel didn't even bother with the death animation oh man oh God how long what how long is this game supposed to be uh the how long to beat is like 6 hours maybe more I think it's less than that thankfully I want more no it says 6 hours here but it's like pulled by four people oh my God so look you're not doing 3our episodes like I did that's for sure I have to be out of here by like [ __ ] 4:30 anyway so Event Event Horizon what what's in that cardboard box just night I don't know just Powder Keg land you idiot these are not intuitive controls at all oh wait dan is this true you have to play two games in a row is that true no I think it's a great idea that seems you seem unsure about your we're getting ahead of ourselves here what's happening okay good okay oh your friends are here friends just like [ __ ] you I don't know what's happening I don't know what yeah yeah this good this is good why are you still alive come on we about just let you know Dan there were about 1300 people watching right now actually about 14400 people watching enjoy misery see do something amazing I don't think you understand how this works guess not that was my gimmick to enjoy misery oh my how the tables have turned I don't like it on this side okay very nice attack oh God ohow that probably hurt me is this the door I like that wind sound when you start to fly I'm afraid to hit it cuz she said it would kill them yeah yeah oh god oh they're dropping on you how do I how is this supposed to [Music] work oh my God what happened what happened there are they respawning that's a lot of health gone [Music] oh honestly the cape looks pretty good yeah sometimes the textures remind me of good in 64 games yeah so you got that going for you Dan yeah it's good you know they're supposed to Port this to PlayStation they canceled that version a it sucks that's my second game might have had like voice we got a good news we found the Prototype I think it is out there actually think there is like a ROM file somewhere oh good there's a heartbeat sound effect if I'm low on health I like those why you to punch it just see what happens you're curious I know I am yeah probably nothing nothing that's probably just a game trying to explain why these doors don't do anything oh ooh oh that's a different punch animation oh what's that wow they really captured the essence of what's Superman's power I forgot when you said his Kryptonite his one Kryptonite I saw I saw that's uh thank you Dan no problem I wasn't trying to make a joke I know how to use the term Kryptonite but I've never used it in this context this is made this is made by people who made my rubocop game well that's incredible oh wow fantastic what is that do okay wow the interactions hope we get to watch that every time exciting stuff okay this is what I think of when I think about Superman is him you know lowering water levels yeah just water temple with shitty flying controls perfect damn workers hello where are they hello those damn damn workers it is tank controls is that does that hurt is that oh thank you it's not even all the life it's it was 50 HP it's not as good as a Robocop head well yeah now I'm afraid there's going to be a drill that just kills me whenever I get a power up oh be good oh that drill's here that's their like calling card that's their call hey dude what's up I thought you were underwater hey guys what's up it's kind of creepy where are they coming from a bomb in each turbine disarm those bombs here's the access code for the main computer do I have to go all the way back to the main computer V Dan I'm not oh good 10 minutes that's too long that's actually an ominous amount of time why would they think you need 10 minutes wait what's happening to me oh you have super speed so normally what game does it gives you 3 minutes and you really just need like like like 50 seconds yeah this worries me a lot fact gives you 10 minutes makes me worry yeah oh good oh this I had no idea any of this [ __ ] was in the game this is I was not prepared for this to be honest beautiful oh good okay uh uh uh uh what you got gu some frost breath now is that just that okay do I oh god oh look out oh man I don't know how to get rid of these guys in a smart way what what's going on here what's what's the deal it looks like you're punching a door for no [Music] reason the sound effects in this game are Buck Wild do I have to go back to the main computer what the [ __ ] there's a tank what is it what is it oh yes yes yes yes yes yes what who Okay What's your deal are you cool uh you don't okay never that me you're about to you remembered no matter I have to solve the rest of your puzzles are you fighting me [Laughter] too wow this is incredible action Lex wins where does this put go where's it going to take no you don't oh yes job for Superman yes oh this does look like a job for Super Dan oh most super D job I've ever seen in my life well at least now you already did it and you'll remember everything and just do those things yeah oh guys I don't feel good about this so weird that's weird I feel great I've rarely felt better oh this is uh oh this is real bad can I just block I worried going to get off the hook a little easy now I'm feeling much better was that block button do these do chip damage oh my God I throw it so I don't take the damage and then I still take the damage one of the one of the better balanced combat games out there yeah I hope I have cinematic movie- like sequences at least winship's got some uh lore for us that woman is mala and she is also a Kryptonian she's evil why are all these people from Krypton coming to Earth well Krypton uh was was dying that planet's gone now we're the cryptodes and we're here to rock your world Superman and Mala and boob window lady and some other people came here instead our girl what boob boob window lady is that power girl yeah Power Girl okay yeah she's a Kryptonian she like Superman's cousin or something but boo window girls he feels really weird about his feelings for her because oh sure are you going to blow up oh some states oh my God why Sean why is Mala the lion I'm hot for just we as a people and it's Nala that you're thinking of sh people are hot about the lion okay oh yeah okay just just she gives the look she gives the [ __ ] me eyes and everybody get yeah the [ __ ] me eyes oh boy oh boy yeah oh poor Dan you you enhance it could talk about whether this is a work or a shoot later yeah F God I like how you findly every single one of them I just don't know what the option is my option is to not play this game I don't know you're not allowed to exercise that one so I don't know bud are you going to feel good about yourself if you beat this game I will say hey I beat Superman 64 uh I mean NE I think it's a fun it's a fun fact yep God damn it I'm Mike's proud of beating a Subzero so yeah you should be proud of this nobody knows about that Robocop game sadly even though it's just as bad if not worse than a lot of these more famous bad games God where do I need to go first Dan you never played any of this I maybe less than 5 minutes of just the Rings I've never gone past the Rings how did I [ __ ] get in these doors before oh is it this is it just okay okay so do I I need to lower yeah I need to lower the gimmicks okay the gimmick I don't like how little health I have that's that's not much you got have to fight that boss and that tank and other stuff later got some uh wind breath though cold where's the health I thought there was Health here oh you got that last time maybe oh no that's not be too generous oh God what is what is happening I don't know oh God so what does happen when you beat this game on normal difficulty nothing probably just message like oh to whatever beat it on Superman difficulty you know for replay value you're not going to see the final level though you know uh I'm okay with that I'm okay with that hey I'm glad I have a direct analog and you not beating shock and it is not the same how is that not the same cuz how is that not the that is not the intended way to beat the game it's it's non-cannon and you don't and you get the credits if you do it anyways I'm pretty sure it's going to beat the game if I beat this game on normal let's see what it says yeah uh yeah this a joy Joy has got a good uh reference point here uh cry kryptonites or kryptonians are Super Saiyans or just saans like they're basically the same exact thing go story was literally just yeah that I kind of forget what they're G like I forgot Goku's whole deal I think he was a monkey alien well both of them were retro both of them were retroactively given those were alien story lines Superman happened after sci-fi stuff got popular in like the 50s or whatever I probably remember 3% of what happened in Dragon Ball don't remember I did not know that about I didn't know that was a retroactive uh Edition Aon I mean Goku's thing too they didn't talk about that till Dragon Ball Z when like Sans came oh God a Superman does not have a tail that we know of why is that an option well because Goku does oh what what the worst Dragon Ball game is I'm sure there's a lot of very mediocre ones but like I don't know how terrible they get oh look out punched a tank Jesus Christ what was that I punched a tank oh you're fast you're real fast this sucks so [ __ ] bad oh I got taking damage ooh getting shot at a little though oh I want to be helpful so badly and I'm [Music] stopping you look ridiculous oh my [Laughter] God why is she flashing she died I won yeah that says Lex wins I don't know you you won maybe that's his Christian name job for Superman why can't I operate this now cuz you have to get the key card remember oh I mean I don't [Music] know yeah we get more children making fun of Dan at this his lowest point in life I like that broken finger and in misery and you laugh the broken finger God I'm sick I'm still here for this you you don't have one of your limbs growing back weird oh my God yeah I'm sorry I didn't fall over a mac and cheese tub like you I just caught a virus so nor [Music] me what do you think about this music it sucks okay so you never had any kind of affinity for superheroes huh uh I thought Batman was cool because he's just like a shoot dude that just is like I'm rich I want to fight crime and I was like oh that's cool like I don't like when there's lasers and magic powers and stuff Batman was very popular when we were a kids yeah I'm I'm movies I'm a Batman guy I like Batman animated series yeah do you like Freakazoid yeah I love I thought fre was a lot of fun yeah Jesus Christ do I have to talk to you it looks like it she's kind of following you until you did okay what happens if you punch her now can you just beat her up now she not expecting go for a low blow wait did she leave she left okay she's gone yeah this like an immersive SIM can we just kind of do things in whatever way we want all right so how do I open the doors I remember but what the [ __ ] what I guess it's electrocuted what is that what the [ __ ] is happening was there always an electric eel down here oh why is there an electric eel this time okay I got the thing oh my God why is there an electric you oh I don't know where anything is oh it all looks so different and distinct though yeah why is it so Pixy oh boy oh let's go yes we are out of [Laughter] bounds [Laughter] yeah oh we better just restart the safe file just to be safe you know this might be a corrupted safe [Music] oh oh this is just an unfinished video game oh no oh that can happen this looks like a job for Super Grub I'll tell the story grub don't worry I didn't think your anything could suck as this you Dan but that sentence doesn't even make sense go to school I get it that's a good point finally a game that sucks as much as D God I I finished well I didn't finish school but I I it's my school's over it ends at 3:00 oh they didn't teach you a sentence structure yet wow don't listen to him dip okay you're you're doing great he's not I am no he's not he's not great at anything yes I am I'm better at you than a lot of better at you man I'm better at you at Rocket League I'm better at you at Spiderman better at game better at me yep yeah uh I agree I think dab is better at and than you at many things like 30 million but I don't maybe 30 mli maybe 30 million one my dog is better than yours your like my dog is better than you at video games too oh I going to say better than yours it's like I don't know do I challenge you and your dog to whatever game you want maybe not rock not rocket League not Roblox okay um I challenged you to a drooling contest what is happening in your school what what are they teaching you a lot of weird things in my school happen what's the weirdest I'm not telling you oh yeah that's good make can pay for that at least not a bad YouTuber oh I mean a good YouTuber may have beaten this level by now oh god well I'm not playing it so how do you know no not you not you don't worry I'm on your side don't worry yeah good is this working I mean yeah maybe maybe killing all these robots makes the electric eel disappear for some reason yeah that makes sense although they're dropping by you think that would kill the eel yeah there's a lot of emerging gameplay in this okay now how do I open the side doors how do you forget every time i' open the my brain is bad and getting worse so get ready for it's going to get worse before it gets better he asked that question every time I like you know you think you can get out of bounds again if you tried I I got to do go do some homework dance don't and like and like you it sounds like you use the the homework yeah oh my God I do seems like he's been skipping a lot of homework if you ask me yeah you this literal child kids aren't smart straight up what's happening what's happening what H what do you you're he's not a good representative for children backlar for children he makes kids seem not smart he makes kids what do you you talking about he does know he kept saying he was better at me than things okay man yeah that's not how you talk manite is your Kryptonite what are you talking about oh no I don't know Superman lore I know how to talk someone just said your child unfortunately bullied your coworker into forgetting how to play the game oh don't worry I would have done that on my own all right I got to start uh supervising these interactions I like we're uh yeah maybe we're playing with fire here I don't know look I'm saying I'm a lot smarter than your kid yeah for the rest of the year perhaps I I can't tell you about 25 let's vot take the ACT and see who comes out on top oh man Am I Wrong Am I Wrong yeah bet you can guess I think you would beat this child standardized test settled excellent you're right where's the health I remember I'm not telling you I got a 33 on the ACT tell that kid to take it tonight and we'll see how he does you are uh you're a simple man wait 33 is not a bad score 33 is good no I just I I mean you're a simple man uh when you're saying uh this is how I'm better than a person who is 30 years my junior well his brain should be like healthier than mine so actually that's like I I'm working under a handicap no no argument here well that Health came back that's weird wait hang on is that the same one can I hang on now just do that loop again is it going to come back you're cheesing the game to get full health I will take exploit I don't know if it's in the game it's in the game okay I there's I know there's another Health somewhere yeah that's no no no I'm not going to say it I'm not going to help you it's driving me crazy not to I thought I was like here God oh God where the [ __ ] is this health oh my God that's I think I have full just respawning o I wonder if I can use that against people yeah I'm shocked you didn't try that I got to remember next time I see her that I I got see up see up where am I going I I know where you should be going I don't know why you where's the there's like a crazy Corridor with health yeah I know what was the last thing you did Dan I don't remember oh my God no no no whatever you fly around yeah the door this is it yeah I remember you lowered the water so you can go down here oh it's in here okay God got it got it got it okay yeah your brain's fine okay I just have to remember to do the the Freezy thing when I go fight lady yeah got to use the C cup button I have to get to another save point maybe not is that what is this gimmick that it's given me oh that's super speed super speed speed might have to wait for these guys to talk to you there you go oh there's their timer why's making like car skinning noises he's also not going any faster no this doesn't feel any better I don't feel cool what happened to Grub did he say he was leaving no not at all he said he'd be back but I don't know I don't remember that get me out of here right in the ass oh is this the way out oh God are you [ __ ] me don't forget how close you have to be for that thing oh my God eat ice oh [Music] oh look at [Music] that maybe you should take care of this yeah I would love to it's just not that easy to move around oh God oh God this looks so delightful it sucks so bad I'm sorry D I wish I can stay and watch you go I don't know great you're just slap fighting what's happening oh Lex wins yeah Lex does win good luck buddy thanks tell your do next time I can I will I will this looks like a job for Superman this looks like a job for Super Dan oh godamn [Laughter] it is Jurassic Park no man oh man it's similar similar gimmicks I did a Jurassic Park escape room when I was in Universal this weekend that was fun oh yeah that's where you went A3 oh yes yeah that actually part of the uh that was part of the Transformers uh building yeah so these are new computers hey you're back yeah no these are no these are the same on it's like a four Lev thing yeah on the fourth one uhhuh he missed up he he went out of bounds was great I uh I did see that I saw the genital polygons yeah Miss Dylan making a fool of himself just making himself seem like a straight up horse's ass yeah every everyone in in chat was very impressed with how you handled that child man yeah I'm glad they were I'm glad they were I won I objectively won yes you did you won you won that debate I guess whatever you want to call it I'm sure you could like get a better hat trick than me but I'll learn how to talk words better okay now what being a little sick of this level maybe can move on yeah yeah sorry I'm being really selfish here why can't you fly all a sudden animation why can't you fly why can't you fly okay oh my God what was that oh my God you will never feel you don't don't feel in control doing this in like Wide Open Spaces you certainly don't feel in control doing it with any kind of ceiling or walls right again like that's the beauty like everyone just knows about the Rings but like this is the game this is the game this is legitimately what I was not prepared for you're probably feeling pretty good when you really getting yeah how do I oh God okay okay I mean it's got to be better than the flying in Super Mario 64 I mean came out after that what uh yeah I mean it doesn't have a live system so it's got that on Mario 64 okay that's true okay I think I've got the order of operations Down Superman a base Pim why are you a thing what the [ __ ] there's no way to they not take damage for nothing oh God oh how these just [Music] exasperations how do I kill lady you didn't get her that one time I think um no never mind I I don't know well I punched her a lot yeah okay now what do I I lowered the water now I oh I can get the hell in the corner here why does it make a gunshot noise look you ever gotten Health you ever eaten an apple that's the sound that comes out of it e gross yeah mik wouldn't know about that right right no sounds like something a disgusting Apple would do he's really generous with the health here yeah I I'm feeling better I do feel like I'm learning weird you better beat it this time this week cuz you won't remember it if we have to play it again next next week you are not kidding I know at this walk [Music] animation talk to me let me talk at you me what I can't move okay Christ great there's just a bunch of confounding things where buttons that did a thing before don't do it anymore and there's no Rhyme or Reason [Applause] yeah oh boy that sound effect it's insane [ __ ] you I want to fly I want to fly get okay there you go I want to fly and I want to punch that tank get the [ __ ] out of here oh shooting you [ __ ] you okay all right orri with that tank where's your gimmicks what the [ __ ] what they are oh God oh my [Music] God grab the gimmick blow up blow up are you dead land why is land land button not working got stuck in the door okay there you go okay are you actually Frozen now what the [ __ ] well I mean maybe it does damage though oh my God oh my God what the [ __ ] [Music] happening this is very fun looking these sound effects are fantastic oh my God why is none of this connecting what's happening to her what's happening to her she's not frozen enough she's not frozen enough can I freeze I think I'm out of freeze juice I guess for at least the combat's good yeah at least it's got bad going for it the camera also seems very helpful oh my God I don't know how you could have done more there oh baby we're in for it now everybody job for [Laughter] Superman I was feeling real cocky when I was flying flying through those rings I felt real good about myself I like a this is going to be nothing I got to I'm going to get myself a zero be right back Jesus they just they [ __ ] explode you set it down oh God I'm going to forget all these controls uh-huh well you you're going to beat the level today yeah I'd really like to I I don't know what to do after I fight that lady either have did you you did get past it once I killed her but then the her robots killed me oh well to defeat the robots yeah I did that but then she killed me it's a conundra maybe that's the puzzle yeah blow up oh my God ah have fun Marino hey damn Marino's going to go watch will Osprey instead of watching this oh that was a really good match that was that's better than this yep that match was good that was a good pay-per-view Osprey is unreal good yep what is how is he possible it seems impossible uh that I love that match I had I had a good time that whole pay-per-view I did too they knew what they were doing it was kind of a what aw needed they needed a a win I can't believe talking about wrestling yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you well you were at Universal doing nerd stuff so we were watching cool dude things that's true hey Universal where they filmed TNA for years I saw TNA there one time oh wow I've never seen like TNA like almost like period I was in the Impact Zone baby wow when MC Foley was Champion whoa wow yeah that time can I reflect bullets yeah that'd be kind of fun just to watch that is what he's famous for really deflecting bullets off his impervious as much as they just kind of like yeah he does you're right yeah bu should not hurt him are these like Kryptonite things oh I can set things down oh I hope there's like physics puzzles Game Changer God yeah we got some I'm not of sad that those aren't going to explode anymore although you're going to forget and they will explode again I don't know how I did that to be fair okay sweet oh got to [Laughter] [ __ ] right like we can't just have the door open don't be stupid God yeah you're embarrassing yourself right now dude yeah the HD re-release added some quality life features okay you have to be standing to okay okay yeah don't stand on the console come on I don't know what to do with that lady in the robots yeah can I just bypass it well no I mean I don't know do you know I have an idea but I mean it's not much look no never mind huh yeah just save for episode two and it was fine you got this okay what I I [ __ ] hit you oh my God quit shooting me please is there any camera control it's so terrible I don't know I mean the C buttons the camera buttons are your freezy breath and all that right so I gu not yep it hurt me it hurt me oh I got you okay I I Dan I will help a little bit I looked at the guide it says beat her up quick and then take out the two robots oh focus on that's not I would have let you focus on I was going to say that's what I was doing the first time so my instincts were correct why don't you just freeze her and then take out the robots and then anything useful out of that sentence but yeah sure sure well because moving around is very difficult in this so the idea of like getting behind her to do a thing and then yeah it's just it's asking too much it's a tough task to be honest yeah I see I understand I can't can't believe Jeff was looking up things on strategy gues for him already not that again not that it actually offered any real help right I was I would not have said anything had it actually been useful information in any way yeah beat up her and then beat up the other two things when thanks okay got the heartbeat that's great Jeff just looking at this so far do you think you would rather play have to play through this or Mortal Kombat mythologies oh that's tough um just looking at it I think I I think I'd probably say Mortal Kombat mythologies um because they're like I enjoy looking at that game a little bit more and uh having bad camera controls in a 3D game or just having no camera controls like you do here would drive me a little crazy it's rough yeah yeah where am I going now did I do the water where are we going I don't know I don't think I did the water okay just careful this where you clipped out of bounds before Jesus you're right that was the best excuse me it's a ginger zero sugar woof get the get the gas [Laughter] [Music] going okay water's down we need both of these Health pickups it's a silen pp7 sound effect yeah very strange choice for the health pickup yeah yeah I don't I don't get it I feel like they just put that in there a place holder and no one ever remembered to change yeah it was like God we have so many other problems like don't worry about changing [Music] that man I literally didn't know his feet touch the ground in this game right here you go I mean I didn't know that for years until I think I saw like a speed run or something and I was shocked the indoor level let me move let me move let me move [Music] okay who want like the last Superman game for like consoles 3 the Superman Returns I think I think it's also supposed to be bad I can't imagine it's as bad as this that was a while [Music] [Applause] ago move come on swatt it out of the way finally enough that tank that you counter does not actually seem like too much of a problem no that's for some reason not that difficult that's fine that's all you got to do okay doesn't doesn't even damage you when it blows up okay here we go big time now big time oh he's getting big [Applause] time there you go blow on like this it should blow up wait okay what the hell okay okay oh my God what is wrong with this [ __ ] video game hey that blew up hurt you why do only some of the things hurt you when they blow up I can't see roll see [Music] God okay okay all right I'm just going to fight her yeah you got enough Health just keep punching her yeah yeah just do the Mortal Kombat Strat of just hitting the attack button over and over super agressive I mean I see I soon there's nothing more to the combat than spamming the attack button there's a guard button but it does not seem to be helping me at all right like I don't know what you would guard man she is doing a lot of damage here oh my god oh you got her got her holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] is going she blinked out of existence for a really long time did you repopulate the area with enemies tell me you didn't repopulate with boxes that's good okay or super speed probably going to need that it's like in Mario World where you have to get a bunch of stars in a row oh good oh good oh good oh good oh good oh my God careful likeit one of these suppos will kill you [ __ ] oh my God oh my God this game is right into it you have to be [ __ ] kidding me Oh no you're fine you sounded like Paul Bear oh no oh why AR take I hope there's bad guys in here again that'd be great oh good is that hurt okay oh my God Uncharted Territory there's got to be Health there's got to be Health there's enemies oh [ __ ] oh God I'm going to die in some horeshit way very soon one the bombs what's that what do I do with this gimmick set him up the bomb Oh I know what you're supposed to do oh no oh God oh God what the [ __ ] happening oh no I remember something oh no [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] that's how far back going to take you you got cultivate a positive mental attitude Bud wait wait wait wait I think I think it checkpointed wait no I don't think I was facing a I was facing a different direction no this this is the very beginning this is the very beginning I'm sorry but also not really oh [Laughter] no oh what's happening what am I metr what the [Laughter] [ __ ] oh man it feels like so long go that I was dressed up Aswan for some reason my troubles are a million miles away I was uh I saw Dune with Ben Hansen last night and I told him how I'm starting this today and he's like oh finally done with that uh Mortal Kombat thing seems like Mady was doing that for like 6 months I was like surprisingly it wasn't that long and he beat it faster than we expected yeah it was seven episodes so just not bad just just a couple months two months yeah I mean we were stuck in episode 2 for a while for a while there I was like I guess this is just going to be my year but we got through that okay guarding does not guard against explosions now pretty early on when I as soon as I had to play mythologies then one of my coping mechanisms was just imagining the other people's games are you already doing that I hadn't but that's a smart idea like it it helps yeah cuz I'll be as far away as possible from having to play you go next no I'm okay and then that way we've all played three games this my fourth you know space mutant is that bad I I mean space no wait no oh that's a no that's a decision I can make I mean yeah but come on damn we have all these emotes look at all this adoration you're getting no one disappoint all the gimmicks out there that's true through all the all the super dancs uhhuh oh my God R up super danc I can't fly it just won't let me fly now I'm floating in the air I can't fly yeah really what's going on oh there you I don't know now I can't again he's trying to [Music] land Jesus Christ I mean here's the thing with space mutants is that it's mostly just a bunch of puzzles it's it's a bunch of stuff you have to memorize yeah but like the actual stuff you have to do with those puzzles is also horeshit like we knew we had to paint everything purple but it was horseshit right you have to get in the exact right pixel position right it's like a very specific video game I think I'm starting to actually remember what I need to do here yeah God I can't believe he's tank [Music] controls if we um I guess Jeff had Jeff had the king tank control game so far with Bubsy 3D a 3D platform T controls is incredible didn't uh is is it gex or Croc that's tank controls COC Croc Croc has tank controls never really play that supposed to be a Yoshi game oh yeah I never played Croc either yeah I never played Croc I don't think play jump and Flash oh yeah jumpy flash rules jum flash is good jumpy Flash 2 is good too jump flash two fantastic okay hey we know what we're doing now uh maybe you don't know how to take care of those BB to a point yeah to a point I understand it's just not letting me fly now okay you know it's too tight yeah could have sworn I flew through this below before I thought me too but hey oh wow all [Applause] [Music] right the speed sound effect mhm just incredible [ __ ] you I was wondering if you're ready for him and it didn't kill it no got him swatted away it's good enough [Music] and [Applause] okay I don't have freezy juice oh [Music] what uh come on God damn it it won't let me fly okay oh the frame rate's good at least yeah makes it easy to do these combat sequences wait what juice do I have okay use your juice I I don't have it it's puncher oh my god oh this is miserable oh my God we're just humping the wall no they don't even give you do you even have laser eyes in this game yeah but he hasn't got any laser ey juice yeah oh it's only if you have the juice okay yeah you got yeah you had to the right juice to use the powers this isuse Powers oh thank God you're going way too fast this is much better this is just a lot to deal with fellas you're going to blow up you're not going to blow up cool we did have this conversation but we're like yeah the Rings but like as soon as he gets indoors I bet that's going to be way worse I think I thought it would be better well you thought you thought wrong Dan yeah that's half your health is gone yeah I know oh oh look out this is how I win you got an easy game can't believe they I can't believe they make you go back to this computer it's it's insane twice at least there's I still have not found a good safe way to kill those [ __ ] things no like I don't know like if I was Superman I would just have a gun for when I ran out of juice yeah does he have like a Batman thing where it's like oh I can't kill anything May the're robots yeah he doesn't like people oh God oh God you go there you go back up there you go okay safety first I mean the Superman animated show always looked like it was the same people who did the Batman show but I never got the impression was quite as beloved well that's cuz Batman the Animated Series is top tier like that is the best of the best I even watch that I mean it's it's just great writing I guess I've seen like all the Batman movies well no I haven't seen any of the Ben Affleck ones but those aren't like Batman movies or they those are like big stupid cluster [ __ ] movies right I mean don't worry about it you're not missing much from Justice League and Batman versus super man and the Flash oh yeah I guess he's yeah huh he's in [Music] that I did not see movie I saw the new one I was not hot on it it's very boring little desire oh my God don't [ __ ] Shock Me Oh oh oh eels the [ __ ] eel die mhm okay there it is whatap of the eel when you lower the water shouldn't it just be like it just disappears just goes away was this where the health was no how do you not remember where that health is dude it's just I know I know my brain's good at certain things like like fighting with children oh well yeah cuz I know I'm going to win it's what a what a win win win win-win situation like you're going to Feats of Strength Feats of intellect like whatever he's got nothing on I've made so much more money than he ever has like he's what that could even m a [ __ ] lawn like Jesus [Music] Christ okay see here's where it is all right Jesus wonder what that kid's credit score is guarantee mine's better you have an excellent credit score just a great oh yeah oh yeah nice unblemished I thought I thought mine was only okay and then I went to go buy my van a little bit they're like you have a really good credit my oh okay I guess freaking out about it for years a good credit turns out just paying off all your bills immediately and never like acre interest in opening a bunch of stupid accounts you're fine yeah yeah okay okay [ __ ] [ __ ] this I I punched you I punched you now I want to fly away I want to fly away I'm pressing the fly button you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away from me why can't I fly why can't I fly why can't I fly oh that's a Cru really [Music] well Jesus Christ do I don't have the juice where is the ju you never I was yeah I was going to say something but I figured you knew what you're doing no I don't don't ever assume that with me oh okay go just go [ __ ] God damn it super my sucks [Music] [ __ ] I don't know this is the Run oh this is the he's alive it's what I don't know what the [ __ ] going on with it okay blow up and blow up your [Music] friend oh my God oh my God it was waiting for you to get close do I chip damage does she tie herself out the Homer strategy yeah yeah just wait wait for for stamina bar to to deplete she doesn't oh okay I okay figurative one there you go yeah block yeah oh my God oh my God I'm not even I wasn't even pressing anything I pressed it once really yeah oh my God are you using a turbo controller no I am using a red Nintendo [ __ ] you Lex wins oh my God this sucks oh you got it like a job for Superman yeah it does see if we canot take damage from this guy this time there you go yeah back up there you go doing good okay okay okay yeah throw far away back up oh oh oh oh oh good [Music] job no I'm learning yeah this good point like imagine if it did have lives oh it's we'd be playing space mutants now I hope you made an an a fun intro for space music to have an OBS scene for that if I really wanted to be uh insufferable I could just like start it up miss the first ring and then switch over to space mut and have everything ready like I think it's got to be understood that it's got to be a last resort you got to really for the record I intend on beating this game yeah I know I I I fully believe you're going to yeah [Music] oh oh yeah I mean yeah people are right you really want to be the first person no I who doesn't beat their black Club game the shame but I also don't really have shame so it's like that wouldn't stop me I think I do just want to beat this game are you going to blow up okay true you do not have shame they would bother me it's an aggressive ponytail when I had long hair I never had a ponytail I just thought that would look uh not wouldn't be a great look on me I don't think no you look like one of those like it guys that would not be yeah I just had people at every college party I went to asking me to buy weed and I'd say like I don't even smoke weed and they're like all right dude sure looking like that yeah like so how much how much is it for anounce okay uh do I need to kill these idiots I mean it makes that eel disappear maybe well no I think training this the water going down makes the eel disappear but I need to go down here to get get the key to drain it you have to get this that oh boy well just go down you idiot what are you doing what are you doing why are you doing it like that what sometimes the sometimes the control scheme just decides to like just totally change how everything works it's going to shock me he's the shock master I was just thinking of it I didn't want to bring up wrestling though there it is okay we going to do we going to move we going to we're going to okay cool didn't didn't even [Music] punch that clip of Haku laughing at the shockmaster is very funny all I'm going to say is our partner's going to shock the world Perfect all right that was oie Anderson did that voice rest in peace right oh yeah shock oh I've been uh 2K 24 embargos up I I want to do a stream of it we can find some time here um it did I I was keenly paying attention to how and when they use Brock and how and when they use Vince and it's weird to me that he he's heavily featured in the X7 match with Austin and rock I mean I guess that would have been a lot harder to take out or alter because he's like a critical part of the end of that match um but they show a two-c clip of him with Charlotte when he like inserts her into the Mania main event and uh where going they blur his face yeah it's seem like sometimes they blur his face sometimes they don't yeah uh Brock's all over I mean you play as Brock a couple times in the Showcase mode where am I going I low it was way too late for them to remove that I I lowered it and then what's next oh I got to talk to the gimmicks okay right right yeah uh that game short version I'll talk about it more on the Bombcast but uh it's kind of good okay that's fine it looks nice it's super bloated in terms of like there's still like I don't give a [ __ ] about my faction I really don't do the GM modes or universe mode stuff but just as a wrestling game to play with your friends uh it's it's kind of fun and all the creation stuff still a lot of fun you know um yeah I'm uh I reached out to see if I can get you guys some codes so we can play some multiplayer sometimes I think I got a don't have to I'm on PS I was away PS5 yeah but I I asked for a couple we'll see if we get him yeah but yeah pleasantly surprised it's probably the best that's been since 14 so I guess that's a decade so that's you what's every 10 years that's not nothing [Music] [Applause] yeah there was RA six that's still mine that's that's my No Mercy 06 really I played that was a game that got me back in wrestling like I was I watched Attitude Era like everybody then my buddy was into wrestling he brought that one over and it was like was Cena and bati on the cover these two new kind of exciting guys it's like yeah and then like I played that you learn about them these other people like I kind of like like these people and then I you just kind of started watching Raw and got all the pay-per-views and yeah kind of have been into it again since then oh nice uh Batista is very good in Dune to yeah I I was hoping I assumed he had more to do he was only in the first one a little bit he's definitely this one more D this is where you came from I know oh don't you feel like a damn fool now who's being the smart video game guy now huh well played well played there we go I'm being smart that's right that's you got it you got it I must be better at you smrt smart yeah I'm I'm better at I'm better at you than games yeah that's some D for you grub yeah I was listening okay all right okay okay can I just go up here just freeze her she yeah but she slows down that's all you need oh my God like I just don't understand how to kill these idiots I consist I think the way you're killing him is the way to do it I just don't think it works consistently great yeah no problem pun them does seem something eventually I like when things do things there you go okay a Rd button let me Z Target her any of this doing anything doesn't seem like it did you freezer watch she was blocking I maybe that's really stupid that'd be incredible I don't know if this works though the way I want it to yeah I don't know if it's really helping while you're fighting her like I'm hosting the shatter ones are registering as me hitting her but I can't assume anything here [Music] no this is hot horseshit right incredible got close keep punching just keep [Music] punching maybe the maybe we shouldn't be icing [Music] her oh holy [ __ ] oh oh guys this looks like a job for Superman yeah it does it sure does are we at the point where maybe are there things that I could be doing that could help like just basic things here's the thing Dan I don't think so look I do think that I think freezing her at the start so you can take out the gimmicks is good after that you you just got to spam punches I think freezing her is maybe not helping anymore but then everything like even just dealing with any of these enemies is very inconsistent like sometimes they blow up sometimes they don't sometimes I take damage sometimes I don't you you finding enough life to deal with that like you're okay this actually hasn't been much of a problem guess that's true that's a good a good screen grab I just got from o be clothing what's going on oh let's save that [Laughter] [Music] h ah music it's great right up there with John Williams yeah yeah should I just be punching them okay so punching didn't consistently kill either cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool Oh my Jesus Christ sorry oh yeah it's all right d you got a heated gamer moment there oh oh I'm just going to not mess with these guys and see how that goes cool cool cool cool oh [Laughter] God okay okay don't we get the other where the ice breath is yes I will say you do need to save some ice breath anyways because don't forget you know the those bombs remember how you dealt with bombs in Metal Gear Solid 2 oh yeah yeah that that does make sense I know I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm helping guys but we have been on this level a while that's that's I like it you're a good man I'm sorry I can't help but what a good man I'm glad you're returning the favor from when I helped you it's only level two I know you're right I'm sorry I can't you'll forget I B I bought a whole guide for you so zombie Says dance going to later ask would you ever help me during a game and the answer is every single time it's like every time I buy a beer for my dad at the bar and he's like oh D Mr Chief's finally going to buy a beer and I've bought like 800 beers for him in the last 3 years and he always forgets oh yeah at certain points like his memory of you is just from like what like 15 years ago and hasn't been updated oh yeah I know yeah yeah and any character growth is just attributed to like oh you got all domesticated when you got married yeah yeah not just I got older in time no yeah uh Mike I'm sorry but the poll says we have to punish you for helping Dan no I'm Ving that Mike's a good man yeah we have to we have to vote on this as a BL Club group I vote I don't get punished I vote he does not get punished W okay well to I will vote he doesn't get punished to go with demy look at us we're a team yeah yeah yeah just [ __ ] you oh split it real fast okay now what do you want what do you want what do you want well not this okay God wa I'm I couldn't be punching you more okay just landid just hit her just pie of crap I heard one smack yes two well can't tell who's hitting who there you go she goes HH I assume that's good oh my god oh see there you go yeah like when we were freezing her when you would like shatter yeah it wasn't registering his hits okay we got stuff happening [Music] oh God you idiots oh no careful dude I'm trying okay there is no careful in this game no matter how careful you're trying to be oh my God just [ __ ] God I was there ever any doubt that this would be a Bight worthy game but still it's incredible okay okay okay what did that hurt me did the door did you take damage I think I did oh my [ __ ] God all right it's fine I'm looking for health first and foremost yeah there's got to be some you would think so right I me especially with such dangerous doors around what what uhuh what this is a job for Super Dan oh you got about like 10 more minutes here but I got to get going too you give a couple more tries at this level might be picking up this level next week everybody oh a man you got through that first level in like 20 minutes oh God happy about what the [ __ ] oh God sometimes it doesn't hurt you like in an animation you can't ever expect anything because sometimes you pick it up and you pick it up and sometimes you pick it up and it explode sometimes it explodes and it does hurt you sometimes it explodes and it doesn't hurt you there's no [ __ ] oh my God there's no consistency you can't plan for anything this is unbelievably [Music] terrible yeah I don't if you ever got this stuck in Sonic 06 no Sonic 06 was total horeshit but like it's just total really jaky a lot of stuff that's bad about it is like presentation stuff Jesus Christ yeah I think it's ugly and the acting is bad it's glitchy it's very glitchy the characters animate really weirdly the story is very stupid well in my opinion yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] you dude out the electric e there it is there it is and it does there's just not a good way to fight it you can't no I me you can't seem to hit it if you're on the ground right Jesus there's nothing to do there it looks so much fun when you overshoot this thing well it just happen so quick the the ility the running around is really good in [Music] this Sean wants to know if D would have to go full body yellow if he played Bart versus the space music probably not yeah it seems offensive Som problematic being white for quanti was fine yeah right I just watched the WC Nitro where um Dustin rhods debuts a seven yes yeah yeah he's got the the white uh face lik me yeah [Music] [Music] yeah like damn workers like that they're all the same person they're nice I like them they they fine they got clean hair Cuts that's how you judge character oh yeah I don't Dan you try to get a job just shake the man's hand say I don't drink I don't cuss and I know how to sweep a floor and you'll get the job there you go well look oh God okay is it worth doing what that one guy said and just punching the lady a bunch immediately you think I don't know I mean I don't like getting shot at while all that's happening but yeah you're right I don't know it's up to you God damn it yeah your help was in that Corridor okay God all this memory is going to be just gone from my brain so [Music] soon looking at that that was a very minor help there pull about punish mic stop all right I'm sorry God I can't help it hey hey Chad doesn't decide we decide I want to be helpful strikes okay and you're allowed to right all right everyone stop I can't be mean it's hard I want to see my friend Dan succeed a i about when you were [Laughter] playing man the bra R just takes a dive in this room sometimes doesn't it yes it does okay okay okay this feels about as good as we've ever done yeah yeah this this is good lot of health she's not getting many hits in on you I don't know why it's hard to tell what's Happ said that now it's not hitting anymore yeah I have no idea how the game is registering all this it's just not [Music] sometimes this crazy my got has this Dynamic camera Ang that death animation them just flashing is incredible yes okay what those robots don't do too much damage to [Music] you [ __ ] off get the [ __ ] off me are you okay [ __ ] you no what the [ __ ] it didn't do damage I just picked it up I just picked it up that was it it blew up my face no damage good oh God just oh God still have no idea what killed you last time right no nope sure don't I mean it seemed like just something spawned in and started like sending attacks at you like missiles or something I want to see what's here oh yeah yeah there's two doors yeah I want to see if there's like Health okay just seems like another bomb same place yeah it's I don't two different versions find the bomb I mean I don't know I'm [Music] not is are we done with that now I have no idea actually it looks it looks like you're done with it oh careful okay it does I mean it's fro how can it blow up now it's encased in ice I mean that's how it works met gear too okay you just spray it I mean that's got to be less power I'm not even helping everybody I'm just observing I'm not we're just like we're just baffled everybody you don't have to get it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if they're mad at you it you can do whatever you want you're a big boy I am not that was not helping give me a break why did I even say that was helpful could you can if you want to okay look I don't know what to do here either anymore trust me like this it's oh W oh my God Superman wins I was shot that worked [Applause] I yeah yeah I'm going to save on multiple slots cuz who knows what kind of hor [ __ ] it does at this level fine it's Rings you want to get a peek let's get a peek let's see what is then we we'll shut it down oh my God I'm on top of the world oh I can fly through a million Rings oh yeah oh I'm having fun now look at this yeah Le SNS all right whatever I [ __ ] did it I don't have to remember any of that [ __ ] all right Jesus you are never going to play that level ever again in your entire life man no way was that one of the roughest video game levels you ever had to experience oh yeah oh yeah well I mean cuz I've never like I've played a bunch of horeshit before like on replay and streams and stuff like that but never with the thing where it's like well I have to beat this that's that's the whole gimmick is we have to beat it and so I would have quit a million times over uh and I had to beat it and I beat it and now I don't have to worry about it again it's behind you until you have to play Superman difficulty so we get the actually get the credit you hey how about this you beat Shino I'll beat this on Superman difficulty there's your deal right there all right what's fair is fair all right folks that's going to be it for episode one of Super Dan 64 on blight Club Mike Manina Jeff grub thank you for the help thank you Dan of Steel yeah I'm the Dan of Steel uh and thank you for watching what's your cake bye everybody it fell [Laughter] down

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Length: 121min 25sec (7285 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 06 2024