Mortal Kombat 1 - Characters' Funniest Jokes & One-Liners

wait until you fight scorpion he is a beast what kind of Beast I'm confused Kung Lao said you are a beast a mere figure of speech saizo the queen of outworld faces the king of smoke king of smoke my body is a Lethal Weapon kage you'll be ticked off you're stealing his line what's up thunder lad by the Elder Gods I hate that nickname ready to f Face Out World's Finest Soldier I will be if he ever gets here I'll be the last person you see I'm blind remember your blood may be cold but mine is iced not something to be proud of subzero you really like my mask Johnny it's smoking lukang has assembled excellent Champions though we all know who is best I would pay to to see your ego fight Johnny's not too much I hope it would be a short fight I must compliment your Ingenuity finally someone appreciates my Chuck hat why would I do well in your business with your big ass ego you'd fit right in you Earth thr is scare easily huge fangs do that to us Baraka you are one ugly mother my face won't be the only thing you dread you look just like me Johnny got to love those Hollywood makeup Wizards it worries me that Melina builds a Coliseum why do earth Realms not have sports show me the skills of Earth realm's greatest swordsman greatest Johnny's been talking to you hasn't he please saizo Raiden's sister will jump out of her skin my shape shifting is not for practical jokes don't I scare you in the least I see weirder every weekend on Sunset I would like Raiden to train with the umadi we'll teach him to fight like a woman shall we make this interesting name the stakes that's easy I want the Hat you'll not make a film about my Rift with bhon but I've got the perfect title scorpions Revenge I am the Lin quay's grandm and in desperate need of a breath min W and I thought behon needed a breath minut silence Earth wellmer how is a dream of my death funny princess I dreamt you suffocated under a pile of women don't be vexed I won't bite let's keep our teeth to ourselves shall we I still plan to experiment on you shouldn't you buy me a drink first this fight will prove that I am best at getting your ass kicked I'm surprised Lord Liu Kang doesn't have bodyguards why would Earth realm's protector need protectors KLA wanted you to scare Raiden's sister he can be so immature you don't take me seriously have you looked in a mirror I can't believe Lord Liu Kang is our creator I should thank him for making me so great my War won't end until Luke Kang's corpse rots under my feet damn someone needs a hug and a sandwich I don't know how but you made me even more perfect if only I had made you more humble your friend Raiden is infuriatingly humble it is annoying isn't it you came so close to being Earth realm's Champion it would have been awesome that amulet paired with my hat up this close should I have a mask it's too late for that question I do not need a credit on your film Johnny Cage you Ed the out of this timeline oh you're getting one why cast me in your movie oh you got the wholesome sidekick thing down cold your friend kungla could use some manners I shall speak to him Quang one Shaolin down one to go what did you hurt worse kung's body or his ego that hat is something else you have a problem with it Constable you are fortunate Liu Kang interven I think all that Cold's Frozen your brain what happens in your future is devastating what do I become an or something your lab is the filthiest place I've ever seen I'm sure your creative process is just as messy my Chris senses no evil in you at all uh that can't possibly be right you found no evil in Katana what about me I would rather not say your highness my skills don't intimidate you I'm not afraid of a ghost Come Rain Come Shine your ass is mine your dry Wit parches Me Earth realer you don't stand a chance against me are you High Mage if you film inundo you're on your own really great now who's going to handle crowd control oh you should see the tar Cotten cosplay At cagec Con Chef's kisses your followers mock my Affliction were you always so starved for attention you know it oh I was such a Teenage Drama Queen chillaxing with Kang must be it slaving for Shang it's a significant Improvement I need help to find bhan you know I was only a TV detective right two Johnnies one timeline man this has Mega hit written all over it I promise to fight as hard as I can good don't go lounging on me lizard usually with Uber celebrities cops look the other way that isn't how Justice should be blind win and you'll get a speaking part in my next movie that would be amazing Johnny sento's Souls aren't impressed with your hat how quickly that will change you're the only real gangster I've ever met ex gangster Raiden ear who know isn't Sorel like even a word I won't dignify that question with an answer it is not too late to be in Johnny's movie we have other priorities kungla there is more to life than fortune and Glory oh wait you're serious your friend is full of himself do you mean Johnny or kungla if Raiden can beat you so can I L us to a fool in a silly hat of course I fly I have wings are you sure you don't just fall with style ruin awaits those who defy me someone's going all in on the super villain my appearance scares you I'd be lying if I said otherwise shall we go double or nothing oh get ready to pay up it is clear you are in awe of my hat is it kungla you're even bigger than I imagined and you're too puny to be of concern shall I blindfold myself to make it even why give yourself another disadvantage when you move fall like a thunderbolt isn't that advice for Raiden being prideful doesn't make me evil but it does make you insufferable why did I agree to let your film crew in the palace Because deep down you know you want to be in showas time for your closeup camera's rolling it will capture your final Act okay I'll say it that looks got me bugging are all Earth realm males so easily frightened fight me and you're sure to drown I'll keep my head above water is your cage as bad as mine as bad H he's worse one day my star will outshine Johnny seek purpose not fame kungla there is nothing you can do that I can't do better it won't take long to prove that claim false your Hollywood is rif with evil you don't need your Chris to know that it's like toxic and masculine had a meet cute you have insulted me for the last time cage treasure and action make the hours seem short which is why my movies always feel so well paced in this corner four-time World Champ Johnny Gage in this one someone truly unimpressed you haven't lived until you've walked the red carpet Fame is but a fleeting Mirage I'm not sure Johnny and me play a villain no BS sioth reptile ravagers will make you an instant icon who's on second cage no who's On First What's On Second it is is entirely possible that I have Royal Blood based on what Earth realer one should show royalty Defence Earth realer as should one in the presence of greatness Earth realm will kneel or it will burn now that's how you chew scenery your friend is humble why are you not you should ask why he is not more self-confident I finally meet h Hollywood Boulevard Johnny fans love me do you know what they'll pay for a selfie your film crew is overrunning the palace that's how the sausage gets made princess revenge is a dish best served called it is very cold in space Mega stars like me need round thee clock protection I can't think of a more thankless task well if it isn't special agent Taka Hashi of the FBI it's not funny anymore cage I was a Tribune in the empress's Army cage and I've played soldiers dozens of times big who

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Id: p48_lqH8HK4

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 02 2023