Mortal Kombat 1 Peacemaker All Intros MK1

what the hell's your story yikes no one's told you about T cotons I deserve respect not scorn I respect you I just can't look at you you couldn't live a day in my shoes why would I want to now that's a face only a mother could love are you trying to get yourself killed face it this is happening or maybe you're a bong induced hallucination the helmet which one of us wears it better I do numb nuts on my world Aquaman's a total poser no way so is mine if you pump more iron you'd lose that puffy middle puffy middle get the [ __ ] out of here too late to save the day you [ __ ] who says I'm here to save anyone back off Cape I pack Kryptonite bullets whatever Kryptonite is it doesn't scare me a [ __ ] did Cecil send you after me only if Cecil is code for Amanda Waller I will cram that stupid helmet so far up your ass one this helmet rocks two it won't fit there's no me in this universe that's all kinds of [ __ ] there is very little resemblance between yours and ours so did Liu Kang create my universe its origin remains a mystery you interfere with the timeline's progression I'm just trying to bring it peace as childhood trauma does not justify zip it I'm not here for therapy has anyone tried getting you home why would I go back I freaking love it here what the [ __ ] I can't fight a blind guy worried you'll lose now do you take me seriously consider the lesson learned you know my usual emmo is to kill gangsters good thing I'm not one anymore huh you have a question Peacemaker yeah I got to know do demons bump uglies you're a demon how aren't you evil because I am the sum of my choices or there are evil branches in your family tree you can tell that by just looking at me I've never locked horns with a demon then there's no way you win this fight I hate it when hot girls are evil I am not evil seriously you want to eat me idiot what are you staring at your wings they're giving me the he jibbies you make me hungry of course I do sweet cheeks Colony what's wrong with the name eagly for a pet eagle are you serious glam metal is the best music ever prove me wrong whatever you say Oldtimer you fight for peace and I'll kill anyone I have to to get it so if I say activate human Tor shut up smoke with what weapons are you proficient guns knives fuzzy dice pretty much anything I can't look past your lack of discipline as if I give two shits about what you think I would have given my right arm to be raised by badass Ninjas the linqu you're not ninjas your wife is smoking hot I totally after show some respect Peacemaker satans aren't a threat yes you are you're lizard people so lizards are hiding Among Us that's a myth born of fear how do I know I can trust you satans don't speak with forked tongues human you can't kill your way to peace what am I supposed to do you use harsh language keep your nose out of my Affairs dude I'm going to blow sticky green snot all over them Fortress I won't bother to seek your friendship that's better than pissing away my time BFD so you make [ __ ] cold not cold Frozen heard about your BOS power play flub zero you dare to insult me want to and crime kill all the criminals how are you such a [Music] simpleton kill anyone in sundo and you'll be tried and convicted I'm only trying to help you Army give me a week and I'll have sundo pacified stay out of my city Peacemaker Vigilantes only breed lawlessness you cops would be lost without us I hate to do this you seem like a nice kid what makes you think you'll get the better of me blade I need a helmet that rocks lightning like your amulet aren't you worried that would fry your brain The Shaolin won't consider your application screw him then it's their loss your heart's in the right place but you can stick that lecture where the sun don't shine other dudes from my universe have been here the worst was the Joker do you have any Powers just an extremely high tolerance for pain this is no time to smile hell yeah is fight a fire god is coming off my bucket list I thought home was messed up but this place do not judge lest ye be judged that helmet makes you look like a silver tin superhero thank you you Hollywood types are all soft and weak the bull [ __ ] on the Internet is rotting your brain the things I could do with your life story how about we make it a streaming series Blade I've never cross PA with a movie star I think you mean Mega star the things I could do with your life story how about we make it a streaming series glass that helmet makes you look like a silver tip superhero thank you eHow you Hollywood types are all soft and weak the [ __ ] on the Internet is rotting a brain I'm never cross path with a movie star I think you mean Mega star I'll take my helmet over your hat any day then you are as dumb as you look the blade people like that I am Brash and bold my abs have more Swagger than you do fists and feet are useless against guns clearly you have not fought a sha Lin The Peacemaker what a joke it won't be once I shove that hat up your ass you got a twin that would be fun what would be fun Earth realer for someone who loves peace you fight excessively because peace is something you fight for you make cage seem like a mature adult glad I could be of service fans are for dancing not fighting I've never heard a more dubious presumption you and that Baraka dude must be related no but we share the same Affliction you're the first bangable Monster chick I've met you think me a monster cease your driil or I will cease it for you have I overly bent the Royal ear outworld will survive without your help whatever Lady it's your funeral all after this we could go back to my place how is it that you are worse than cage ens being an ally isn't what you think it's not enough I love girl on girl you have a man's body but a boy's mind H think of me as youthfully exuberate she Academy a vow of Chastity no way I'd explode or you could just grow up the Gateway you flooded a city that is some serious super villain [ __ ] I will not be labeled by some helmeted halfwit cemy your uniform is ridiculous this is what Freedom looks like [ __ ] cany cage says I should call you water wielder only if you wish to be drowned how will you bring peace to the Realms by any godamn means necessary you are without refinement or culture better that than be an evil douchebag you reek of incompetence nah that's just the cologne full disclosure I don't believe in magic magic doesn't care what you believe you can't take me pipsqueak pipsqueak pip squeak you look at me strangely cuz I clocked that epic six-pack you're rocking for The Hour Glass I am outworld savior nah dude you're just a dick you're nuts if you think you scare me are all from your realm so self deluded Fortress I told you I want peace and you'll have it when you're dead I bet that hair can be lots of fun if you're flirting you're failing you want peace I'm your man I find that highly implausible pess your manners are reprehensible if I get got a buck every time I heard that I hear your father is a real charmer how the hell you know about him I'll Crush you and your helmet Fat Chance [ __ ] you're a pusill cyst on the ass of Peace no what will it take for you to be silent how many different helmets do you have why the [ __ ] would I tell you you know I'm armed to the teeth not that it will matter I bet shits take more effort than beating you will I will so enjoy killing you [ __ ] this universe would be better off without you I'm going nowhere Peacemaker you wish to fight me not fight beat senseless of all the idiotic moronic fools is that what you're armed with a dictionary how did you get that fugly face fugly what does that mean chamber I'm going to do this place a favor and kill your ass good luck only Anarchy leads to peace just what the hell are you smoking Chief do you know who I am the bastard child of Joker and Twoface

Channel: MKIceAndFire

Views: 462,539

Keywords: Mortal Kombat 1, MK1, Mortal Kombat 1 Peacemaker, MK1 Peacemaker, Mortal Kombat 1 All Peacemaker Intros, Mortal Kombat 1 Peacemaker Intros, MK1 Peacemaker Intros, Mortal Kombat 1 Intros, Mortal Kombat 1 Peacemaker Intro, Peacemaker, All, Intros

Id: _XGa8WJpeQ4

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2024