Morecambe & Wise - Suzanne Danielle (A Girl's Gotta Make A Living) & Tessa Wyatt

huh he's not bowing out Tessa you have to wait he's not going out Tessa you have to wait I should say she'll have to wait you and your middle-age fantasies could be right okay I need try drinking that beer you know that refreshes parts at the other beers can't read what happened my leg went numb oh wait a minute Tessa speak very much it's good brightening well if you're not going out why y'all dressed up well I'm expecting a fellow writer oh he that I met on the Authors Guild I said coming around with some advice on how to become a great playwright why not but I don't want you hanging around oh no I'm off now you know yes I'll go good I'll uh I'll go to the park the end of the band yeah do that it's Gilbert and Sullivan oh my favorites oh that's very nice how do you do that that will be my fellow right huh well I'm off anyway yes oh it's nice to meet a fellow writer how the fellows like it that was like on your back but you went apart to listen to Gilbert and Sullivan oh I adore Gilbert and Sullivan usually I know on the Metro job I'm jealous have you got the gondolier no I always walk like why yeah why don't you introduce me do I have to go faster this is Erik Erik this is Nestor hi nice to meet you huh do come and sit down listener well mr. wise I'm thrilled to be here I William oh how about we met somewhere before no I don't think so it's funny that I I never forget a face do I Albert so Nestor you want to become a famous writer like what I more than anyone in the world here see it have you brought anything I could to have a look at there's no answer Villa I'd much rather hear about your work you're so very talented that's true I do adore clever man what's your latest work about well I'm breaking new ground hmm got a job as an Abbe you see my latest worry going no oh my latest work takes in the full literary spectrum of it I mean you you mention it and I will write about it how about a throat good lord no he's gotta get up in the morning tell me but I can have a lion tell me that so what are you working on it shut up tell me now so what are you working on at the moment I'd much rather hear about your work it isn't every day that a girl gets to meet the great anywise oh that's true take your mouse head get rid of it I'll stick in for walkies walkies I'll take into the bedroom Hey look after that oh boy that's just one of his middle-aged fantasies that's all don't worry about it now where was I oh yes my latest story dog again no I'm not my latest story is about man's in a battle you might say it's psychological search for what Aden he's psychological search for what where exactly yeah for what yes sounds fascinating he sort of lost in a fearful vacuum yes lost in a fearful vacuum Oh Deary me and the whole thing culminates in a trauma of auto suggestive self-destruction when he enters the void of uncertainty he'll like it's exactly what my latest books about it must be marvelous to have such a wonderful talent oh it is it is I've written a couple of things you know not on the same scale as early because we want to go the one setting your life what's your work about well it's a little on the permissive side you know permissive the title will give you some idea what's it called the night of the big urge you can't put two worst it's about a young girl one night she's in bed and slowly very slowly the bedroom window opens and the big husky gypsy like climbs in she looks at him with a look of terror he says nay lass do not worry that's where I keep my ferret you never wrote that there's something about this young chipper the fascinator if it's the frilly shirt and the bugger trousers then the courier bag under his arm you're making this they takes her in his arms and his head it's tonight or Never and she says why and he says because I'm going to press that in and she says you're not going to press up not forget why don't you go and make some coffee I will I got max are you sure we haven't met before quite sure I never forget a face but right so sorry about that nest or Evie's an idiot oh you've written some wonderful plays for television 247 and I was wondering well to be a good writer it might not be a bad idea if I appeared in one of your plays well I mean it that way I'd get a better insight as to how a truly gifted writer like you were just that's true I was quite surprised when I met you the other day oh really yes you're so much younger than I expected how old I am 34 35 and a few months and you have such a such a firm young body one Bobby and it's all your heart yes your friend yeah Eric account he looks much older than ya yes he is much older than I am I should imagine you're quite strong virile it's just a part in one of your plays look why don't you come back to my place for dinner a man like you needs nourishment and you can have second helpings I can't find the coffee anyway oh I'll make it you but a Nilla did then right right right cards up face up on the table I'm not with you hey to be a favor you and up-and-coming writer of gold digger you are not trying to colony so you can appear in one of his plays well the girls got to make a living oh come on if I hadn't come in there you'd have got him in a compromising position not to mention the intensive care unit I'm the Guinness Book of Records ah here we are hahahaha coffee's up oh that's lovely Nesta I've decided to write a special part for you in my latest play that's wonderful news it won't be a very very big part because you see what with the commercials and everything in between it's a bit fatty I'll be with you in a minute Tessa that's French in before she made a commercial Nestor is a serious writer shtick but she wouldn't long us out to appear in a convert did you do a commercial or not be honest did you do a commercial or tell him well yes see you appeared in a commercial just the one honestly yes cross your heart yeah that was the one how'd it comfortable to wear cuz I'm gonna get him on if they are replaced posi model next week in the play you appeared undressed you appeared on television wearing one of those things and you said you were a serious writer and I believe you I'll tell you I'll tell you something you will never appear in an Arnie Weiss play oh really well I wouldn't appear in an Ernie Weis play if you paid me a thousand pounds I would i flaming water for less I bet the other day you're pompous and for your own importance I'll have you know that I'm a self-made man it's nice of you to take the blame how terribly disappointing that's the way the cookie crumbles you're right all women are like that earn better in mine you know what you should do that one I'll tell you you should go out have a long walk and try and forget about it all I'll do a long walk I'll have a long walk you won't have to spend anything it's half-day closing all right I'm go and don't talk to any women don't worry I won't blood come out now Chesser he's gone

Channel: DavidChrisMartyn

Views: 364,074

Rating: 4.6264238 out of 5

Keywords: Classic Comedy, Morecambe And Wise, Suzanne Danielle, Tessa Wyatt

Id: pNg0PXNc6XA

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 09 2011