Moon | Awkward Puppets

what do you want i swear if you're not home in five minutes you're sleeping outside jokes on her i'm already sleeping outside stupid moon so big and stupid moon moon you're actually kind of cool moon moon i never finished high school what the hell am i dead no you're asleep you're dreaming where the hell are you i'm the moon bro you're like like a big floating boob you're like a little floating burrito okay that's kind of racist so what's it like being a big shiny ball in space that's cool like what do you do all day i rise and then i set and then i rise and then i set again ah i almost just fell asleep that was so boring and and i'm already asleep whatever bro where's the sun screw the sun he thinks he's hot we're on opposite schedules anyway but the sunshine brings people happiness it makes people tan it makes plants grow what the hell do you do i'm beautiful that's what i do all you do is sit in the sky and do the same every day okay i'm a man i can do whatever i want can you stop drinking okay calm down what's up with that mustache are you in a mariachi band what does it feel like being so bald what does it feel like to be so short you're so fat you have your own gravity what's it like living in my shadow at least i have friends and a family damn that was cold bro look i'm sorry i just get lonely up here yeah well yeah but to be honest i get lonely down there too i thought you had friends and family yeah but they're all like really annoying especially my wife well i take annoying over nothing never thought of it that way so now what so can i have like three wishes or something i don't do wishes i thought you were like like i thought it was like wish upon a star i'm not a star well the sun is a star you guys start that again sorry what would you wish for if you could have wishes i'd wish for a tequila on the rocks and then i'd wish for another one and and then i wish for another one i can't believe somebody actually married you says the guy who can't move says the guy with the stupid mustache there's the giant ball says the alcoholic tell me does it how does it feel to be all alone do you cry sometimes yes actually oh my bad do you ever feel like you're only partially visible depending on the perspective and reflection of the viewer is that like being drunk and being yelled at by your wife because if so then yes i know exactly what that's like you know maybe you and i aren't so different after all yeah we both um have eyes we're both part of the same universe we're also both intelligent uh sure i don't know i guess it's pretty cool to be the moon you know people really seem to like looking at you and stuff that's nice to know no one really likes looking at me well your wife does maybe i should stop giving her such a hard time she's she's actually pretty great want to sing that song yeah sure [Music] i just want to tell you something okay just listen i just had a really really great conversation with the moon and i'm really sorry for my behavior recently all right i'll do better i love you are you drunk right now 100 yes [Music]

Channel: Awkward Puppets

Views: 92,391

Rating: 4.9766903 out of 5

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Id: cjizWpKlP2g

Length: 3min 40sec (220 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021