Mono Red Commander || Friday Night Paper Fight 2023-02-03

foreign [Music] [Music] seeing red welcome to the Friday night paper fight where it's mono red Commander night yes indeed very excited hi I'm Graham here with Serge hi wheeler thank you for having me Graham it's great to be here and Ben I I was gonna say something like I read your diary last night I was trying to find a red pun yeah but I don't know do you keep a diary I know I don't I should but I don't yeah I read your Bujo last night I do oh I call it the Scarlet Letter Scarlet's yeah I got it yeah okay this has been everybody this is the next in our ongoing series of mono Commander Knights we've done is this the is this the last one no we have not done uh black yeah oh have we done modeling yeah yeah how many alishorns were there we definitely didn't Bloom we've done one uh green I remember because green we got like five games in yes we got three three games three games only three I thought there was more time for new record tonight that's what we were saying uh probably yeah um oh we could do also I think there's enough that we can do mono artifact too yeah that sounds great but for tonight it's mono red and before we get into it you find out our commanders and all that nonsense uh just a reminder that uh the Friday night paper fight is brought to you by our good friends at Card Kingdom check out card kingdom.com lrr for all of yours buy yourself some no buy yourself some some of the cards you see tonight maybe if you want to make my ridiculous mess oh um oh it's not mic two okay good to know we thought we had diagnosed the issue I guess not in this case it's my oh that's wheeler that's wheeler okay low or something on there no huh uh fun no why don't we figure that out uh I can finish reminding you that if you ask if you buy something from Card Kingdom and you ask for a button you say loving radio run sent me a button please they'll give you a little one inch button which I believe currently says uh still a box upon the auto tap huh which to be fair is getting 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uh Jaya Ballard task Mage this is a deck that you might have seen before on the show effing years ago I have absolutely no idea how long ago it would have been since I played this this is not exactly the same list it's been updated slightly they haven't really printed a lot of new red Madness cards but let me tell you what Jaya does one red red for two two human spell shaper spell shaper means you can discard cards to do stuff um so red and tap and discard a card destroy Target blue permanent super useful one in a red and tap and discard a card she deals three damage to her creature a player a creature adult damage this way can't be regenerated this turn and five red red and tap and discard a card giaboward Ballard deals six damage to each creature and each player so the main uh theme of the deck is discarding so there's cards with Madness with unearth retrace uh stuff like that the sub theme number one is Jaya yeah sub theme number two is chaos yay all right I'm there for that because I feel like why not it's commander and this deck is not great and uh we're having a good time not alone yeah who knows how these games are going to go definitely not here for a long time no yeah so do we want to introduce as we go around I'll just sure yeah yeah let's do that I promise you my first turn is not going to be that exciting I'm going to draw a card play a basic Mountain love these mountains from future site and that's my turn go ahead hello I am bringing our good friend the biggest piggus biggest biggest ill hog the raised bore is here five Mana gets you a six six trampler and whatever it attacks you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step and when it dies or is put into Exile I can put it on top of its Library third from the top or just back into the command Zone uh my deck is about plain large creatures with etbs okay that's what I got I've got I've got creatures I've got acceleration and I've got um beep beep beep beep all right all right draw for the turn one two three all right then all right I'm actually gonna play I can't show this off too well this is an altered land that I got from Jamie topples no no she does she does art cute yeah I I honestly I feel bad that I can't remember where I got this altar but this is you might have been able to see is a as a full art altar extension yeah somebody somebody did that yeah I don't remember where I got this and it's not signed so pass upkeep I'll explain my commander my commander is the tyrant uh four in a red for a three three when dong Joe comes into play choose one of my opponent's creatures that creature deals damage uh to its controller equal to its power so so just on the ETB when this CTB is I pick your creature and that creature deals damage yeah while you hurt yourself yeah there's a couple of cool things about this Commander number one uh that's not how you actually spell this guy's name oh because this is p3k so it's a real or at least a heavily mythologized real person z h u o uh and then secondly I try to uh make this deck on moxfield and it got flagged for profanity uh because the thing was like hey this is a family website d-o-n-g not cool and so I messaged boxfield I'm like trying to build it back here oh understand so now uh congratulations if you are building a dungjo deck you can now have your Commander's name in the deck title yeah yeah a question though does that mean you're literally the first person who's ever made this commander deck or they've never catch this before uh I don't know yeah man I do wonder why I was six Mana three three sorry yeah yeah yeah uh I'd like to go to my draw step you got it okay great draw oh I'm gonna play a snow-covered mountain and pass oh we got two snowies so I'm gonna be honest I don't have a snow theme I just didn't have enough basic mountains so I have 50 50. okay I'm gonna be running a spread yeah nope all right uh I guess I I drew I missed my talk about my guy Commando am I talking about my guy thing uh some of you who watched PPR might be familiar with soul Femme uh I did a whole Deck Tech on him he's a 5'4 with a for two red red that says if a source eye control would deal non-combat damage to an opponent or permanent in opponent controls it deals double damage to that player or permanent instead and for one forexia frexian red Mana I can discard two cards and put an indestructible counter on him uh this is not that deck this is a different soul film deck that I brewed that you will very quickly pick up on the theme but I want to keep it a surprise for twitch chat or people that don't read my Twitter for you huh do we have a source on solfem's pronouns uh that I'm just saying them like she her apparently all sure one interesting she heard okay cool all right all right there you go uh so I am going to play a great furnace and yes nice um someone reminded me I'm gonna draw here someone reminded me that um I think that this altar is actually by Marshall wait really yeah among the many thing you know repairing watches commentating on Pro tours he also is very talented to painting I know that he did the altar of my um cigarda but I forgot that he probably also did this one so that's very exciting I had no idea yeah uh all right Mountain into fire diamond yeah let's go all right which was my draw there so glad I got to do something on two go ahead draw I also have a two gram it's basically a box basically yeah Mountain into the beep beep Boots the beep beep oh no BB boots yeah boots is scary for Big Pig all right my pig is gonna be so Safe in His booties yeah pass okay I'm just imagining a pig wearing cowboy boots Paul you don't watch My Stream I get it From Another Mountain and fire Diamond Buddies the diamond Pals Fire diamonds Diamond Pals sounds like an escort sir okay welcome to Diamond welcome to Diamond a lot of these a lot of these decks are playing really similarly here yeah it's true uh I'm gonna play an inventors fair oh more like I'm not gonna do it so when it enters the battlefield I discard a card if I do draw a card it's enchantment that and then for one sacket uh creature control get hastened until I'm Different uh so surprise not surprised at all I'm gonna discard a dragon's approach uh which is uh the theme of the deck oh I hope this shows up on the reader this there's 30 of these in my deck are you sure you're playing this in your deck yeah yeah we don't we don't have this in your decklist there's 30 copies of this dick hold on how many Dragon approaches are you running in that dude at least 30 my dude and and how many lands uh 39 38 something like that uh dragon's approach is a card that deals three damage to each opponent I made Exile dragon's approach and four cards named Drake's approach for my graveyard if I do I search my leg library for a dragon and I put it onto the battlefield then Shuffle you can have as many copies of name dragons approach in your deck as you'd like so I know you still have to resolve your trigger but I have a very important question yes so we're all playing mono red decks yes and you have 30 cards that are the same in your deck yeah how many unique cards do you think are in all of our decks I would be able to answer that do we even do we even pass 300 uh maybe I don't know uh so my list has 300 and six oh that's more than I thought 309 but that's including uh multiple Arts of some of the cards right so you have two different Fire diamonds right now okay go ahead buddy thank you oh I brought that over so we don't so our drink stopped casting Shadows on the table oh I didn't even notice that yeah good call no worries all right I have drawn I'm gonna play a further Mountain what shall I do with four Mana whatever Union draws two cards and I drew two it was sick what's sick messed up Shenanigans while I try to get to now uh magic magic the Gathering all right a deck Master game okay about how unfair your deck is Graham I don't know I mean yeah he's pretty hype yeah here you have a red dye thank you I'm gonna just I'm gonna use coth for uh ramp in red minus two to add red to my pool for each Mountain I control which is three and I'll play try a Ballard what a turn that's not giant how do they do that there we go uh quarter Circle forward I think so yeah all right that's the turn go for it all right untap draw for the turn I'm gonna play a mountain three Mana I'm going to cast Commander sphere oh yeah nice and then I'm going to tap Commander sphere to add a mana and cast a shadow spear Commander's sphere into Shadow spear oh Sailor's Delight [Laughter] red deck at night yeah God redneck in morning go back to bed yup doesn't it doesn't have to rhyme shut up I'm gonna play a Terrain generator let's go I love this card mono red ramp ramp and I'm going to play Delena wild me oh nice I don't remember this ice rolling uh four Mana three two whenever it attacks I choose to Target creature in control then I roll a D20 if it's one to four I create a token uh I created Captain attacking token that's a copy of that creature except it's not legendary and it has XL this creature at end of combat and if I roll 15 to 20 I create one of those tokens but then I roll again okay okay well that's really cool all right untap draw uh I'm going to play a mountain for the turn and then I'm going to tap for one and play a Mana Bolt oh oh we've all figured out how to ramp in red artifacts yeah yeah terrain generator uh okay and then using that I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to tap for five uh and play solfem oh no you got one floating still I have one floating still so uh as they come and and then I'm gonna use that one floating and take four damage excuse me uh to uh activate Soul film's ability oh right uh so okay if we can indestruct it gets an indestructible counter and I'm gonna discard two dragons approaches okay I think we actually have the indestructible counter so I'm gonna grab those as I pass it to you all right neat so it's a it's a five four okay yeah it's a Five Points five four indestructible well that just seems like it would help keep these just in case indestructible you say I mean I have a shadow spear right here it's not that scary yeah oh right yeah I literally have an answer it's really not that big yeah everyone's like oh no no I'm just straight away I was just sorry I was just sort of like in my head I was like just red like chaos yeah right yeah in fact red would almost be like one of the better ones I guess to deal with indestructible I think in some ways I'm certainly not being like Oh yeah honestly I think green is weakest too yeah I mean yeah because blue and brown effects really is kind of it yeah um white has Exile black has minus minus counters to get around from it and red has just some weird funky effects you know yeah blue bounces white Exiles yeah all right have four Sailors warning yeah I think we're all pretty spooky you get a pig next turn with haste yeah I'm worried about that but not so worried that I'm gonna spend my time doing something stupid see it uh lightning cloud we are laughing I've never heard of it this sounds funny from Visions it's an enchantment I pick compare red it deals one damage to creature player use this ability only when a red spell is cast and only once for each spell meta gaming this was always in the deck I know right now and here I was saying no dragons Club so anytime anyone casts a red spell I can pay a red and Deal One damage to something this is giving me flashbacks to when uh we're playing I think one of the games I played against you and you're running choke and I was the only blue player and I was like oh sick uh [Music] um 36. okay go ahead sir all right so I saw the top card which I'm trying right now right and I have a very important question okay yes how do we feel about our hands how do you feel about your hand are you gonna wheel well I could uh because my top card is reforged the soul well it depends on how many Dragon approaches you want am I that's probably yeah so I mean if I do wheel do it if I do wheel I don't get to Pig this turn right that's true so I could I could desperate to Pig and and that all my deck wants to do is to Pig but then I got this five Mana wheel in hand oh you know what I'm gonna wheel I'm gonna wheel Canada's favorite game show wheel or okay I'm discarding a skitter being Italian a Thunderball hell kite uh valikut Exposition and a and a mountain so fudgicles is all I'm gonna say no oh did you man what are you discarding I have a mountain a wheel of Misfortune a dragon's approach yeah and a thrumming stone what's drummingstone do throwing Stone uh spells that control of Ripple four [Laughter] sexy noodle let's do wheeler I'm getting rid of two mount snow covered mountains yeah eventual ancestor a plundering Barbarian which would have been an answer to throwing stone at least and a mirror margin oh boy okay I've got incendiary command urz's rage uh chandra's Phoenix and faithless looting faithless loot all right everybody draw seven to help I will be able to because key Forge Alchemist says Ripple yeah right it's uh phrase you don't hear a lot I think it's printed on like what four cards five cards five so Ripple is when a spell has Ripple it's six rip receipt rip the the N amount of cards off of depending on what the number is uh and you can cast the Spells uh with the same name yeah as it one of the worst mechanics of all time yeah so it just like agree just so offensive all right you hit my Miracle oh so ironically I drew Robert of the rich but everybody has more cards and handed me now wait no they don't because I play the land robber of the rich wait Robert yeah now we all have more cards it's good I'm actually a genius okay brilliant how am I so smart wait everybody has a blocker though uh Graham you probably wouldn't want to trade your giant for my robber of the ritual gym probably not all Ripple spells are foreign Library dream any turn you attack with a rogue you may cast it right I don't even lose it forever does anybody have graveyard order matters cards not automatic no can I separate my dragons approaches yes yeah this is also probably good info for everybody I'm putting Phoenix on top you've got how many four in my bin oh no so if I cast it I get to do the the thing the thing and you've got 30 in the deck 30. and you just drew seven yes what are the chances yeah you know the meme anyway Robert the rich yeah Graham I Choose You So it's got a first strike no it's a 2-2 with reach and haste and whenever it attacks if defending player has more cards in hand than you Exile the top card of your library during any turn that you attack to the Rogue you may spend Mana as though of any color to Exile that spell so that's an attack trigger yeah I just hold on exit the top card of their Library oh my God their Library so how many cars you have in hand uh I currently have five cards in hand and I played five cars okay so I can't discard enough to do that all right well this hat and it's Exile face up right yes yeah it's public so uh avacyn's judgment okay I don't know what that does so avison's judgment uh for you it's a two-man a shock I think I want to say yeah or two Mana Forks one of the it's one of them one of the better Madness cards I think hydrator's sleepy today wake up wake up little buddy come on all right well it's under this it's exiled and then I'm makehouse at this turn but I've chosen not to I'll give it the boots just to protect it all right retrospect the post combat boots well it has haste either way uh okay yeah you're right you are correct that I'm not blogging you're attacking me right oh yeah yeah would you like to trade with your commander no you don't want to kill coth [Laughter] if defending player oh my card is not on your decklist ever since judgment oh great that's why we couldn't find the art it was in the deck that's so that's not a new addition I'm sorry Paul my bad your deck chaos warped itself I passed sure weird okay delena's so fun you had to Lena mirror March Taylor that's sick she's attacked cough I might have activated giant to kill the robber but that would have you still would have gotten the trigger so oh you could have speak I mean you have plenty of opportunities to pay one of mad Mana yeah yeah I figure I just hold up the red in case but yeah I'm gonna play witch's Clinic oh very nice good land I should have put that in there are the commander games it's like one of my favorite Commander cards I've never seen that I had a card that shut down Life game and I was like [Laughter] I mean I've got Shadow spear as well so plenty of LifeLink going around the cast bothersome closet a three minute three two Menace goated with the sauce coated creatures your opponent's control can't sauce uh and whenever I cast a non-creature spell go Target creature and opponent controls amazing oh man with the Lena that's sick too yeah I exhale them at the end of combat though so I'm going to cast Arcane Signet uh and my quasi triggers I am going to goad sulfum you got it uh combat come at me okay you you asked for it I'm gonna attack surge with Delena trigger targeting the bothersome quizzes we need a D20 d20s are in the other they're in the other um right there thingy let's see it ten I just make a copy to have to attack it uh which will go at cough of the hammer oh cause of the hammer gazoon type wait cough of the hammer is that the three two yeah I have no blocks with Menace he's killing your Planeswalker G man I'm not the bad guy here uh uh all right I will activate Jaya to no because that costs two oh whoops so the uh the copy doesn't need to be attacking the same thing which one doesn't with Menace no I guess causes that no how much damage do I take we just got him back I'm at 37. I can't believe Serge would kill coffee r d told me he was safe okay I'm gonna untap uh I can't pay for the manifold so myself for the turn surgery drew me into a very goofy hand cool let's see it I'm gonna play a mountain yeah uh I'm gonna play a Mana Crypt [Laughter] okay I'm gonna tap the Mana Crypt play silver ring with one floating uh [Music] uh I still have one floating I'm going to tap for one uh to play Dragon Tempest which is whenever a creature with flying enters the battlefield of my control gains haste uh whatever a dragon enters the battlefield in my control it deals X damage to any Target where X is the number of dragons in control hell yeah and then for three Mana let's go all right cast dragons approach I'm gonna pay one to lightning cloud to ping you for one that's fair bend down to 34. all right what happens so everyone's gonna take six damage okay I'm at 31. because soul firm doubles the no one at a time sorry a fact third uh and then I am going to do the thing I'm going to Exile five copies of dragon's approach you may Exile dragon's approach and four cards named dragons approach from your graveyard so it's that one and the four that were already in there yes and then you get to search for Dragon and put it onto the battlefield everyone's good with this oh yeah no no I'm not I'm not gonna stop it I just want to make sure I want to make sure everyone in chat knows exactly what dragon's approach is doing to uh speed this game to a hasty conclusion uh I don't think it's gonna end here uh I don't honestly the the way the way that my deck instant kills everybody is throwing Stone if throwing Stone had resolved oh this game would have been honestly over because it just what is oh because then you just get to every spell has Ripple four so I like it ripped each it would dragon's roach would happen and then go four deep and if it hits a dragon's Broach that one will also Ripple because it has the same name as dragons approach so on so forth this is a singlesome format bin Yeah well yeah it's against this that's awesome the spirit of it um so I have two choices um based on what's on the board it's like kind of minor but I could grab bail fire dragon but I want to go with the much more fun one um so you're not getting bail fire direct I am not going to get bail fire dragon I'm gonna grab an old classic boy Noel spine Dragon which is when an etb's I may discard my hand and draw cards equal to the damage dealt to Target opponent this turn oh which in this case is six yeah it's about to be eight potentially it could be yeah it could be more if you can you order the trigger such that you get oh that's true I could do that you know what you're correct yeah don't hit me for two please uh well who's got the most HP no ground I do actually yeah all right yeah so null smile will enter uh dragon Tempest will yeah sure let's deal we'll do one doubled yeah one doubled I could I couldn't design any Target it is oh dang all right yeah okay um two target creature or player any all our creatures have two toughness yeah um you can't Target my guy he's in I think I I as much as I do want to like deal with Graham's Commander I think I just got to shoot the closet I think it's go goaded with the sauces spooky yeah who did we go by the way um might also lead to that uh would anybody like to track my dick all right so null spine comes on in and and sees that eight damage oh I guess it's two target opponent oh you're right do you only get to draw eight if dragon's temper yes yeah six cards is enough I think it's fine that's coward speak so you get to draw sick you get to discard what three mountains three mountains and and draw why don't you've drawn 14 cards in in two terms yeah uh and then no spine also has haste yeah uh and so but sophom has to attack so I'm less inclined to attack with null spine sulfum has to attack somebody has a surge sorry surgery myself yes so in this case I guess you've got the most so yeah all right I take now it's non-combat damage it is so it would just be five I take five Commander damage but five nonetheless uh Commander and then there's a bad draw uh Paul's keeping track of it I really like that yeah I thought I mean you never know uh go ahead all right welcome welcome to when Ben and I said beside each other Commander by the way we literally just showed up [Laughter] sweatiest person you can imagine at home no no no no no that's hidden information you're not allowed to do that they're all red they're all red oh okay now you show Paul your hand hey Paul hey wait a minute yeah well your cards are red as well I know a clue oh that could be interesting alternately that could be really stupid I mean look do the stupid place yeah hell yeah hell yeah all right well here's the first one this this one's not this one's not that strange this is adamaro first to desire oh yeah I was thinking about making this dude for this for today uh could you pass me a D12 these are not counters but I'm just gonna use this to track it you have seven cards in here I have six six which is the most you still have seven wheelers five five all right so this is a six six because it's power and toughness equal to the number of cards in the hand of the opponent with the most cards in hand oh that's beautifully worded for playing the Savers and call me I thought you might like that um and now for something really stupid Graham's got all the hits I hope you're prepared for the repercussions of repercussions yes this probably just helps Ben but it could help anybody I don't know whatever so yeah whenever a creature is dealt damaged repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller so this just makes everything go wing and also if it's from uh no because it's repercussion dealing the damage so sulfum doesn't get to double that thing um cool but uh it still is very silly can I read Soul film again yeah yeah um end of turn permanence my opponent's control lose hex proof and indestructible okay untap I love that draw for the turn I have a question it's a counter but the counter stays around yeah oh yeah yeah okay the counter just does nothing for a second sure I just was always it's it's like oddly it's it's an odd thing where it's like if it's got a keyword counter and it loses very briefly so if him is like why do I have this this like this break this like gray sphere and like oh oh it's indestructible right right so I don't die yeah um you're so thin is tapped oh it is yep I'm sorry obviously I had to get the uh giant Ballard memoriam secret lair as you can see how big is your dragon bed Ben 75 it is here to block that's it that's it and then Graham has a six six I'll trade with your pig if you want but no I don't because good news wheeler Trade four people's gonna attack you ah all right so cast the pig the biggest pig is arrived oh boy I'm gonna give it well you win all right I'm gonna give it away you win the getting attacked by the pig no no no no you do have five cards in hand yeah uh grandma and cards you have in hand oh uh five six the stupid robber of the rich also has to attack Ben now I'm pretty sure when I attack here even though I have when it attacks which is there a way is there a way that I can make the most cards is there a way that I can manipulate the trigger such that I attack I put a creature in hand which makes it four and thus if I attacked Ben my robber of the Rich would see four cards in hand instead of five so ilharg is they're both attack triggers right okay they they happen at the exact same time yeah you should be but this has an intervening if whenever it attacks if defending player has more cards in hand so I don't know I have six if that you want to just I don't know I'm not a judge anymore so this is on you no help no I just so no it doesn't yeah that's what I thought yeah I thought because all right but Ben I do have a treat for you so I'm going to attack wheeler with both of these and then I have I have a triggered ability from ilharg the combustible gear heart is here to play oh okay so it is a six six First Strike yeah attacking you and the triggered ability um it's attacking me yes and the I'm also choosing you for the ability so when it enters the battlefield Target opponent Ben may have you draw three cards if that player doesn't okay all right three I'll draw three I'm all about listening I'm just Wheeling I want everybody to wheel with me yeah all right all right okay um wheeler eight damage okay and then Ben Ben would you like to block the six five no you got it you take six second main I want this game to be quick which of that is Commander damage six of its Commander damage to Wheeler yeah yeah the second name amazing card to hit with elharg gamble all right second so I get to look for any jumble any card in my back to the scramble let's let's jamble any card in my deck and then and then Graham yeah why don't you why don't you choose a random card in my hand and I have to discard that one this is your hand there's so many cards in here I just got to draw three yeah all right almost like I planted so your robber of the rich can never get card value again no how could you sorry surgery boy I have decided okay it's it goes in your graveyard flip it right onto the card reader you have to discard oh my God Graham sorry the panharmonicon there we go straight into the doo-doo bin let's go so sad sick and tomb oh man how could you I picked a video one in seven I don't know all right amazing I'm gonna go to my end step and ilharg is going to return the combustible gear Hulk to my hand oh man you get to keep doing that yeah yeah he's sick that would be really funny with gear Hulk though panharmonicon right yeah all right everyone's Brews are so much spicier than mine I love it no yours is great I mean you have a savior's card I'm like let's go this is like this is this is this is one of the Decks that I built the initial version of years ago where it was just like I don't know what card is this that seems fun moderate flavor by the way I now have seven cards in hand so adamant I'm gonna uh-huh perfect I'm gonna cast insufferable balladeer two minutes day one when etv's Target the creature to put a controls can't block this turn goad it um I would like to go to your dragon you guys showing up why doesn't keep showing up because it's blue I guess the play mat is waiting sorry I would like to do a thing I played this land first okay emergency okay I mean I'm going to play this balladeer I'm also going to get a little greedier with it uh in response to that I'm sacrificing my nose this is awkward uh whenever a non-token creature enters the battlefield under my control I can pay red if I do put a token into play that's a copy of that and I against haste and I X out at the beginning of the accident I should have a copy of that in my deck that card's sick it's very good these are these are the commander cards that I just don't own or like don't even know it exists because they just don't play The Format good news they've been reprinted into the ground so yeah yeah they're very cheap uh I'm gonna play the balladeer would you like to play pay red I would I get a copy oh my gosh so the dragons goated yeah and adamaro is also goaded with Okay um and I would like to go to combat go come at me wheeler combat so we've got like stereo insufferable balladeers now surge Delena is going to trigger targeting the balladeer 13. so I make another token tapped in attacking it's going to go uh solve him you got it uh and this clone is attacking Ben so all right because they can't block right now right yeah and I take five six I'm going to take all right I'm at 26 and both of my guys are both your things are goated adamaro is goated yep and uh you're goated you're a golden your goated you're goated you're cool uh go ahead cool uh up key I got multiple triggers yeah uh odd you can roll it for me Serge so odds bad Even's good all right oh bad sorry three you're not allowed to roll for me anymore that's fair because I know he could roll in odd with manicure I'm gonna add intent manifold uh okay do you have enough artifacts to gain a life uh oh I do yes heck yeah up to 24. all right you can roll okay [Music] turn uh I am here fallacy says the boar is wearing the boots as earmuffs to keep out the ballet deer noise oh can't hear you oh yes just like I'm so sad my Panama con is gone I'm trying to think are we dead no no you're not dead um because I I actually Drew very that was a dirt wheel um how much man do I have seven okay well but I can play King maker oh already wow well okay so I have how much damage 13 on the board [Music] so if I well you know what let's do so these can block again right no no um they are oh we can't block this turn yeah oh oh yes both my creatures can block but adamaro is goaded they're just good with the sauce only realized with a 7-5 dragon around maybe I should have kept my 2-2 reach back you know uh I can't kill anybody but I can let's let's just you know search yo what's up 12 13 uh 12. 12 including five Commander damage yeah so I go down to 14 yeah uh I will tap manifold and we'll use one red and two of that uh two dragons brush everybody take six all right so we're going to time here two three four five six one two three four five six one two three four five six and dragon's approach again I'm at two uh no thanks I'm full yeah and that's all that's all I can do so I've opened it up yeah sorry how much Commander damage was that on search Five yeah same same as the power on my for my buddy yeah uh yeah all right draw thank you I've I've put surge on a platter oh yeah oh yeah he could kill me with Jaya yeah the dream could indeed it's not like there's any direct damage in another table no no no to do is cast two spells if you kill me your spirit will get smaller uh wait actually can I cast that that straight head token that's like sitting and directed at surge laughs um is adamaro still seven you still have seven cards correct okay cool yeah how much damage can I put out this turn I don't know I don't know either I'm trying to figure it out uh let's see so that's uh oh that's true so adamaro can hit wheeler he's goated with the sauce yeah tomorrow has to attack your search just just to quickly double check is goated with the sauce different than regular goated yes oh absolutely yeah mechanically no but oh man you know this really is a situation of like Paul entering and going are you winning son like looking at his children in the basement being like so goaded with the sauce you've been using both like is there a different slightly different ability here that I'm not understanding look the spirit's just hitting the sauce Paul that's all you need to know just like that magic Player thing of like you'd be like oh and it's good with the sauce and like what's the sauce yeah I thought it was just coated yeah wow holy these new cards Apple Bottom Jeans goat with the sauce with the sauce [Laughter] right Apple Bottom Jeans but that that that was a weird keyword they didn't really reprint that one too much you do have the boots with the fur [Music] it's true quite literally uh I'm spending too much time doing math so let's just yeah yeah in the red game let's just take a bunch of game actions and see what happens yeah you could probably sneeze and I would just die all right I'm gonna so thunderblade charge okay deals three damage Target creature or player so I'm gonna deal three damage to uh uh Ben just to your dome which one sorry yeah okay so three damage to Ben all right uh I cast a red spell so I'm going to pay one for lightning cloud to deal one to the balladeer and repercussion deals one damage oh uh um because of thunderblade charge an opponent was dealt damaged by a red instant or sorcery control so I get to return chandra's Phoenix from my graveyard to my hand damn it oh my hand math curses all right well in that case um we will go to uh go to combat then um all right sure so I'm gonna attack uh surge with giant with adamaro for seven now you're going to have to adjust the power and toughness now I'm gonna die that is also what's gonna happen so this goes back to your Exile yep the first has fallen uh yeah what do you what cards in the hand I got five five I got three oh tomorrow's now at five um sorry I thought you asked how many lands I have in hand [Laughter] well no my commander I shuffled it into my deck well it's not looking ideal but I guess go ahead I was going to kill surge with the Challenge Phoenix because I thought it came back to play yeah or or with the Lenny I mean honestly Jaya getting a kill yeah oh she's great yep got another kill a notch under her belt her belt's plural oh did she just have the one she looks like she's got like anime belts oh my God yes it's just a cat suit yeah okay she looks like she's from Final Fantasy 10. yeah she's got a lot of built notches more belts now on repercussion if you're if you're gonna kill me I would love it if you could leave me if you could do 11 damage you want me to do 11 damage yeah so the so the Mana Crypt could kill him whichever one of those that giant makes it kind of awkward smaller which means that dung doesn't actually do enough damage to kill Graham um I live on that virtue I'm gonna cast my commander ah all right who you doming oh who's gonna do seven to Ben or five to G I'm gonna deal God how lucky am I feeling I mean you know what's in my hand of that nose I'm gonna deal five to gram so this is I'm gonna have sorry I I have two triggered abilities right um I'm going to pay a red to get another one oh no I'm also going to have dung is gonna have adamaro deal damage equal to its power to you okay so I take five and then the copy ETB is is also going to have automatic power to you okay and I would like to go to combat okay I'm gonna attack Ben yeah so specifically this makes the token non-legendary uh no I have to I have to get rid of the this token okay but I'm going to make some more tokens yes okay um oh shoot uh wait cause you can just make another I'm not killing you here it's funnier to kill Ben okay yeah all right so you swing and then you're gonna make another one I'm gonna get punched for seven which would put me to seven well I'm hoping to roll 15. I'm doing more than once gotcha yeah yeah okay okay okay so Ben's going to attack G do you have any effects before attacks I mean with no I guess because you can do it I mean I don't know you could just kill me so we'll see what happens all right so I'll Attack Ben yeah okay these two delete or trigger we got to see the first 15. Oh I thought that was a one I was like yes so I get a copy into play tapped in attacking um I guess you and this one is not legendary so this one sticks around and Deals combat damage uh it is still uh create a token except it's not legendary oh yeah there you go I was gonna play um does dog have haste wait hold on I'm trying to see if I can kill uh uh oh sorry this one doesn't yes that's fine right so it's just these two coming out yeah um so if you deal seven to me and then I'm taking I can put you to one one oh yeah so I could do six plus five eleven so you go to 14 you die to your meta crew if I yeah but Gentleman's Agreement yeah you have to order your triggers so that you flip the metacrypt before The Swinging life before the inventors here sure yeah all right yeah deal cool all right I mean wait I mean either way wait hold on timeout what do you mean damn it I already stick to this but but you're lighter thinking it's no matter what no matter which way you do it you'd still be taking me to within Mana Crypt death range right yeah but he's giving you three instead of one so it's more elegant it's the same number no I'm putting you to three yes okay yeah so then uh yeah I'm here for it yeah that's exactly yeah so if you if you I'm putting you to three so that if you oh wait hold oh right right I also have uh Mana Vault yeah but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter yeah yeah um it's all about the Mana Crypt I'm just working through it in my head let me do that search I'm sorry so the coffee goes away I'm gonna play Myriad landscape because I'm definitely gonna get to use it uh and then I'm going to pass the turn okay untap laughs uh so there is the manifold trigger right I'm going to not do it so ow okay okay all right so on three you die on audio oh I'm rolling again oh odds odds you die odds I die events I live he lives oh it's behind the card it's a six wait a minute no it's not it's a nine yeah all right wow okay inventor yeah yeah yeah okay uh wait this is a gram range wait really what do you what do you it's got this giant oh wait no no yeah okay but I mean he might just have like lightning strike or something uh okay uh everyone is untapping draw for the turn Jesus I've got your Gyros tapped I think I could have killed everyone that's fine this was funnier uh well I mean I have lethal from just creatures um dragons approach judge question yes the player leaves the game what happens to spells they control that are on the stack they go away they go away every everything they have exits the game very elegantly right any triggers that are on the stack also vanish I wish to respond that's fair yeah uh oh my God sacrifice fire blast Let's Go the fire blast what is it with you in fire blasting wow all right Ben Ben is dead hold on oh no Ben has a chance to respond as well yeah okay I'm going to tap this for two uh-huh and this for two crack inventors Fair uh-huh oh no [Laughter] inspirational your deck is nothing but dragons uh oh I'm gonna I'm gonna pay one for lightning cloud and pink wheeler for a while what the hell is it a I'm gonna grab an elixir of immortality you can't kill him he's got these Witch by Flavor reasons means I cannot die I drink elixir of immortality man the card reader is sick today uh very sick it's so ill uh yeah all right he wants to Graham's not gonna see the line see how many cars you have in hand three okay so this adamaro's out of three that's the the like Ben the wizard just gets like attacked by a lightning bolt and he's like has the elixir in his hand and just like rolls out of his hand yeah it doesn't have Flash though that's the joke yes yes did you really think I was saving myself there twitch chat honey [Laughter] that's true so that that stack thing is interesting right so that was a kill shot from no it wasn't a kill yeah it was a kill shot from Ben which Graham responded with the kill shot kill shot yeah and so if you had been able to kill Graham back yep when it still happens this is how red plays counters yeah all right how you doing there buddy uh I'm trying to figure out how to I mean wheeler was like hopefully he doesn't see the line but I'm trying to figure out now that I'm down to two Mana sources I'm trying to figure out how I do actually kill him I just say that whenever anybody's taking their turn yeah I hope they don't see the line just get them get in their head I mean isn't oh hang on oh he's seen it online yeah I've seen a line I don't know if it's the correct one is that enough I don't know if it is so do that do that oh it's so close but I don't think it's enough Look What You've reduced the red player too doing math I hope you're happy disgusting oh no three if Adam Morrow if I had a way to make you draw a card so I can activate Jaya I can kill dung and then that repercussion deals three damage to you and puts you to five but then adamaro takes you to two so I need to find two more damage and that's oh if I've drawn a mountain that turn oh no well you can get them next time this game has gone uh much longer than I thought it was all right I'll just beat the three games I will considering or I will I will continue to just take game actions and we'll we'll try to do this so Jai Ballard uh uh second ability there one in a red discard a card to deal three damage to a creature I'm gonna discard vithian Stinger um so that deals three damage to dung and repercussion deals three damage to you um then I will try again no Siri nobody asked you um covers blown yeah then I will yeah attack you attack you with a tomorrow and then I can unearth Vivian stinger and take you to one do you know what the trick was what uh lightning cloud trigger last turn when you use your fire blast or whatever you did yeah but I should have I had another Mana up so I should have casted it in response to any other trigger at some point okay yeah all right well in that case I will just play Kiln fiend all right there's a blocker yeah hold on go for it so much Mana Delena any creature and I'm in foreign we'll take a quick break and we'll come on back and we'll play another game so yeah come on back welcome back for game two uh for those keeping score at home uh per suggestion in chat I did indeed uh see the line thank you but regardless that I just saw one after the game so it was less relevant so uh wheeler one so so you know the rich get Richter Wheeler's gonna play first go for it I get Andy Richter yeah sick draw stuff thank you I'm gonna play uh kazool's Cliffs which is kazoo's uh I'm gonna play a griat furnace that's the same as last time Mountain goat so what's really interesting is of all the mountains I could have drawn I actually got the Jimmy topples one again yeah yeah this is called consistency wow oh it might be time for the uh field physical approach oh wow oh yeah yeah is that one pretty yeah that's nice I can't believe I forgot to put soul ring in this deck and then I will tap that for shadow spear it's a good start Good Start oh I'll play a mountain and play a feldwar stone hey very nice wait do you think it's gonna tap for the color you need oh there's guys you're on thin ice Bud I'm gonna lie in response I'll launch my deck at Graham uh Mountain go all right drop Mountain go [Music] untipity draw for the turn I don't like only having four Mana what if I had more Mana heedron is ramping holy crap all right pass I literally threw someone's MOX Ruby at him once I'm glad he forgave me well I mean it's it's not like you rolled over it with a chair so funny story oh what I I wrote like I think it was like the first time I really like one of the earlier times of interacting with you oh no I rolled over Ben's volcanic island that's whatever it's only a vault it wasn't even black bordered our Gussy yeah gust up and ready to go oh the golden Argosy oh man hey that word's in the dictionary now yeah oh sick all right that's actually way cooler Mountain Mana crap oh sick draw solfem floating one it's a very similar play uh using that one and for life that's not tapped oh sorry I you were like all right it started adjusting your things I was like oh God okay I didn't know you could just do this dragon's approaches yes go ahead yeah oh there's that indestructible counter oh right yeah end of your turn magma jet to Surge so I can scry too love this song I don't Banger all right well but no I should no I should I should bottom both of those words to live by that's so expensive I'm never gonna get to cast it untap drop Mountain um foreign [Laughter] and then if that fell in a favor and then this new definition came up and everyone everyone dislikes we need something new this year could it be less horny sure okay yeah it could it won't be it seems unlikely I mean I'm not giving up Caked Up Caked Up will I'm keeping that like all year every year I'm going to spend five Mana one of which is to make that no longer indestructible and the second is going to be the cast an ftk sure yeah you got it and then oh not my I'm gonna give the ftk the shadow spear which I can only imagine it holds in its mouth and launches like a Ballista yeah let's go hey give me that don't drop it drop it man good old ftk still in Commander I missed my land drop but I did draw this card I'm gonna play furnace oh this game's going this is fast all damage is done yes um oh it now says permanent so it can be damaged to Planeswalkers too yeah go ahead uh uh or excuse me okay odds odds bad evens all right Etc sure six guess who's back back again solo films back hey here's a whole gram oh it's loss of life it's not damaged that's gonna be like does furnace of Wrath make frexian Mana extra awkward but yeah yeah it's it's not doing damage that's why heartless hit sugu is messed up and I forgot to replace it I have a different funky version of this I forgot to uh it's very sad it's a pretty sad looking robot though no uh search your library all right found one nice but that's my turn all right my turn I should have um yeah no go ahead I should have replaced that solemn simulacrum with one of my the whole point of like so rarely do I play Homebrew commander and I have all these ridiculous cards at home Myriad landscape probably one of my favorite lands Myriad landscape enters play tapped I uh what is the make the the Gussy into a creature condition Crew win crew one that so I sorry here's another judge question uh if I deal double damage to you do I gain eight life for only four or do you take four and then that does for you like how does LifeLink work it's a replacement effect if an opponent would be if a permanent or a player would be belt damage it is dealt twice as much damage instead so I think Ben does this you gain eight I gain eight cool all right so wheeler go to 32 I'll go to 46. you want to keep me around longer oh no that's fair second uh the spear is also plus one plus one you were just playing with us seven hello yes what's up double all assigned oh wait it doesn't it's so my grammatica fits me for six that's what I'm saying earlier yeah no if you miss on that one uh you know uh yeah let's get the commander out this is 12 to everybody yeah yeah I guess you're right oh boy Pig Town pig is going to have the shadow spur okay pass so there's there's two uh there's two dragons approaches in your graveyard which means there's 28 cards in your deck Each of which do 36 damage in total to the tables yeah go look where does it go yeah okay I'm missing my land drops on tap even Even's good let's go that's three in a row he's gaming I think I've only done two well I'm including the last game too oh sure sure I see new instances are we all gonna die now uh well okay I guess that's the question is this a quadrupling for you yes because it's doubled twice that's why so every dragon's approach is 12 damage to each of you yeah I'm gonna play a mountain uh I'm going to tap Crypt I'm going to use one of the Mana for Elixir immortality oh we can't kill him now I don't know about this card in here I just thought it'd be funny uh and then yeah using that other one to to and for life to drop two dragon sproaches cast dragon's approach all right so we have the we have the uh indestructible counter on it I know everybody takes 12. everybody takes 12. wait are you going to do something in response [Music] um yeah and I'm not using this for anything else I'm just going to cast reiterate what does that do copies an incident sorcery yes okay so I will take 12. you will take 12. you two will take 24. wait yeah or no no no no no no it's only doubled on your side yeah so hold on I'm just doing six yeah because Ben doesn't have all the extra copies in his graveyard to do the extra damage but it's not that's not worth it okay so sorry I will take so this is only double so mind deal mine does 12. yours does six if I may really quickly let me just put Graham's life toll back let's go in order so we have to get a result first so do six damage to everybody all right one two three four five six one two three four five six one two three four five six three six great all right and now that goes in your graveyard and now Ben's is gonna do 12 yeah and I'm doing the dragon's breach effect and eleven twelve I'll go to 30. man no spine would be actually funny now amazing yeah wood actually wow you gain 18 drunk 18 difference I think that might be it welcome to Commander speed running here on the Friday night so here's the interesting thing is I like long I think long games of Commander are neat yeah when games are fast like this it's the most fun I've ever had like mono Green Knight continues to be like one of my favorites and stuff like that especially if each person like in the last game this this was in there right yeah it gets to do a thing which I feel like is what happened last game uh so I'm gonna grab no spine Dragon he's gonna come in and say uh how much damage did you do twist guard your hand no 18. is it damage you've dealt it down damage dealt two times oh boy amazing okay sick all right I Destroyer I was when I was digging this deck out of the out of the drawer I had found my old glycer the trader deck and uh there's definitely some new tools for that one so you know maybe one two three four five six seven eight nine I feel like the at this point the approach of the Dragon is like 18 not 20 yes back to you so everybody is just like completely black yeah yeah it was just their eyes blinking to draw any drawer I'm looking at your hand you're drawing dragons approaches there bud uh so I actually have two Mana um so you can't cast dragons I can't trans and but like this was that for a draw 18 not that good not that good it's actually supremely medium yeah as as far as uh as far as draws go um so I have two Mana if it was to draw 20 I like the bet the two best cards of the parts so here's what I'm gonna do uh I'm gonna go to clean up or clean up yeah okay all right no well I I get the impression I might be a bit of a the enemy right now so I'm not going to combat um oh I didn't point out search but so I'm gonna discard tyrant's familiar uh just uh metric kind of lands here trouble how much is that so I need to discard 11 right one two three four five six seven eight nine foreign [Music] eleven right one two three four five six seven Great this is all going and no dragons approaches here all right that means he's got seven in hand untap draw uh not seven not zero not zero more than two oh my God this is actually all set I just don't have Mana to do it yeah it's fine hopefully dong will get to hop in the our Gussy once [Laughter] uh-huh all right tap in five unfortunately uh I have one of the like Slow Hands for this deck so you know we'll see pyromancers goggles oh so uh it's a tap for a red and when man when that man is spent to cast a red instant or sorcery spell copy that spell I choose new targets for it that's an interesting art for that yeah this is also from the um ripajaya secret lair just just doesn't have actually any red on it yeah well everything from the secret layer is borderless and this is an artifact so yeah it's Jaya handing them my guest to Chandra I think we think anyway good all right here you go tippled yeah goggles here are my goggles Chandra oh thank you bro yeah no Karen is just like uh yes I am Chandra hello I'm going to go fall off a cliff now don't four five six seven eight cool all right I have a plan isn't eight that number you're always trying to get to whenever you're counting Commander yeah any content with you yeah I just like the number eight sure all right so three Mana I'm going to cast fopter engineer okay sick so I get a one one fopter yeah and artifact creatures I control have haste yeah okay I have to make some room here uh five Mana precursor golems all right let's go precursor Golem all right where are my Golem tokens my uh Golem Golem all right so these all have haste yep you love to see it and now I'm gonna go to attacks oh I need to hold on a Wheeler my apologies I'm going to be attempting to kill you here it's okay I didn't want to play this game anymore we want to go on to game three yes this one's a mulligan let's just bend on Taps we all die so yeah and I think I also have to try and kill them one two three four five six seven so you can cast two dragons so I can't even kill Serge because he's gonna get a bunch of life here no that's true all right so uh Wheeler's dead mine only do six yeah I have to do I have to do all right so for attacks I'm gonna send nine power and toughness worth of Golems at Wheeler so that would double to 18. and then everybody else is going to attack we have haste uh all artifact creatures have haters the doctor engineer does not have face that's what you meant by she I thought you you referred to precursor Golem for some reason in my brain no I don't gender I robots oddly in my brain I was just like yes all right that's one less point of damage and the attack trigger is going to be a Strom Kirk occultist sick so free to a trample and uh whenever it deals combat damage to a player Exile the top cardio Library until your end attorney may play that card all right okay oh yeah I need that card in this deck what the heck oh yeah there's Madness yeah what the heck all right anyway uh blockers so Ben Ben I have uh a four two a one one flyer A3 to a trample and a seven seven with trample coming at you and it also has light one yeah okay uh so I guess I can block like so no spine would block the Pegasus so furnace of Wrath actually makes trample really awkward here doesn't it where I don't double the power and toughness so I have to assign these sign lethal first yeah and then yeah so trample doesn't actually work super great here well you assign four of it to oh no sorry is that's blocking the pig I'd have to assign yeah two goes over and then that two gets doubles yeah yeah um so yeah I'll put null spine under pigus and solfem will block the I guess yeah we'll go with the f2k yeah okay all right uh so Ben Ben or wheeler part of me uh 18 damage come at you all right so uh no damage from this from here I'm gonna assign five damage to that so Ben you'll take four trample damage four and then this is ten sorry four so I'm gonna so I have seven power yeah I'm gonna assign sorry yes the Shadow Spirit yep I forget that it gives plus one plus one year yep so yeah four uh plus six is ten twelve twelve so you'll take twelve I'll gain 14. yep 12 I go up to 44. uh the Big Pig dies Your Dragon dies my ftk dies your commander lives because they didn't have the Mana to activate the shadow spear ability I exiled the top card of my deck with the strong cursor cultists it's a fiery Confluence which I cannot cast that have been kind of cool so it's going to stay in Exile I have a question uh regarding that actually with uh Shadow Spear and whatnot what's up um if I I could use I could have used this to like Google you but I don't think that's fun if if you get rid of indestructible on solfem and then I discard to give him a new indestructible counter is he indestructible again uh they lose indestructible and then she would gain indestructible afterwards makes sense yeah yeah okay I just wanted to make sure just in case so there's no like haha I got you or anything nope right I guess normally indestructible is like a text on the card not a counter yeah again all 14 of your life yeah I went from 30 up to 44. gross uh I'm going to pass and the delayed trigger from ill harg is going to return the strum Kirk occultists to my hand you got it um uh how many cards you have in here no hi uh four two and you know one of them um sorry I think what I'm gonna do is on your end step I'm gonna crack Elixir oh game five game five shuffle my Elixir and my graveyard Alexa again five life no that's despacito okay well Graham yeah I feel like we might need to unite forces here a bit I can definitely see Grand money in this game yeah the person the person who chills where it's like you're gonna spend all your resources I'm barely gonna surviving Graham's like oh uh kill you both you are at 44 though yeah I I mean I can't feel that I'm losing the Wrath is yeah I do feel like I'm in a pretty strong position I'm not just thinking like oh I'm not the threat here but he's not a boy not a boy gaming out of your mind over there um okay well foreign how do I want to do this oh don't worry you'll get to see uh sorry someone's uh track some more I blink and Wheeler's dead don't worry you'll get to see more what this this game's not gonna last so long that you don't get to see more wheeler playing see I think four cards in hand I do yes okay uh I'm gonna Jessica as well so choosing both because I have my commander so I'm gonna have four Mana in my pool and I excel the top three cards in my library and I can play the mustard enter [Music] again three card oh I'm so sorry for the top one back that's okay let's apparently don't know what's there it's actually better honestly that's right here it makes me happy uh so I guess I'll play a land for the turn or I did I do that has anybody missed a land drop no I don't I don't think you played a land this turn because so I have six yeah remember you were counting right so you have six yeah which means I haven't played I have sad robotics so you did yes okay so I did great okay uh so the only thing really that I'd be able to play off of this is mimic that if I would like uh I'm gonna spend I think I just have to go uh okay effectively does anybody have any Mana open to do things I have F6 I mean I have two Mana yes okay all right so I will then pay we'll do this just so you have a chance to do it so I'm gonna pay one uh take four uh to discard two dragons approach yeah okay one take four discard two dragons approach cast dragons approach okay so there's that red man of floating oh probably yeah just untap one of those lanes and use that yeah so all yeah all of your mountains but one would be tapped by the end at the end of it all of my mountains that's what we were saying um so hold on I I did this too so I could have just so this was to cast yeah right okay so I guess yeah I'll you just need five minutes to be efficient it is good to be efficient I'm just going to use yeah I'm just going to use the two of it essentially for each one of those does that make sense cool okay dragon's approach is gonna happen Okay uh so so now pay three yeah right yeah cool great there we go yeah so sulfum has three indestructible counters on her yeah I guess yeah she's got a lot so we both pick six six and then you get to get a dragon yeah two three four five six might just be no spine again to be honest so did you still take damage from that yeah yeah okay I thought yeah no we didn't back that you paid eight yeah we did not back that up um I thought you were paying instead of using the FriXion map oh no I know that but I don't have anything that gives haste right now I have so many haste givers in this deck but he's givers yeah I think since I just discarded my entire hand I think my best bet is just to grab null spine again it's just draw six yeah seems pretty good that's why I waited to activate it um he's in here wait wait a second I see something new yeah that's actually pretty hype okay yeah I have to right uh I'm gonna put grab Hill kite Tire it oh it doesn't have haste though no but it grabs all artifacts that people control on my side yeah that's sick yeah I think that's whenever it hits a player yeah yeah oh when it's on ETV that's what I say don't think okay yeah yeah yeah all right never mind I was like oh my God that's fair that is a sweet grab you have an embarrassment of riches with all your cool dragons I have cool dragons too gram oh I don't but that's okay because I've got giant all of her ridiculous stuff hey for those watching at home a reminder that uh the T-shirt Ben's wearing this evening from Road Quest is still available at store.loadingreadyrun.com oh great this guy has haste you know what card I wanted for this deck that I couldn't afford because it's like 80 a hundred dollars ancient Copper Drive ancient Copper Dragon yeah Commander players really like big dumb dragons Graham man when I was going through the boxes to the boxes of my stuff to do this but then I just stack up I realize I need to do a chit chaff one of these days and just like figure out what I need to ship because I've got a bunch of spice sitting around in random ass boxes from like GPS because I'd like come home from a GP and be like and that deck in its box goes in the cupboard never to be seen again and I've got like that's why you need to do my secret which is the last day of the GP you sell every single card you open and walk out with cash at it oh they do the math for you I think I'm describing null spine there was there was a secondary Choice there that actually seemed pretty sweet but I have one card in hand so I just I like this was the last dragon I added yeah and the MVP it's because it's honestly feeling like this like you can get any dragon your heart desires anything you can imagine this this the same way so I used to initially when I made my dragon's approach deck way back when it was uh with Cody so that I could just run all of the dragons of the rainbow yeah and he could like you could cast a dragon's approach off his ability and get like a rummage effect or something like that usually which is cool because you could have every drag but this is actually Soul film feels like the perfect Commander form uh no spine is going to come in uh and I'm gonna draw six after somebody cuts did you discard your hand first you just get to draw six uh I described my hand first it's a mountain Cool Hand cool and one two three four five six you've drawn 24 off that Dragon this game okay it's uh it's not ideal you should you should work on that part of your gameplay I should yeah uh okay we'll never really pick a game up oh sorry I'll play it's all right okay uh uh cool wheel God I'm so sad I guess I wouldn't have had it so yeah I don't think I I mean like I'm just gonna get slapped aren't you you're already gonna get you're not not gonna get slapped and you died three years ago God that's unreal I can't believe how bad that you do still have access to cast these or is it until it's a mimic that I don't know I just thought maybe just letting you know you have more cards access to I mean if you're going up against Jaya you're going to get slapped at some point your Exile is also very bad yeah yeah yeah uh uh no I think I'm just yeah I'll cast me like that there we go search uh Excel top three you may play all right and they're just exiled forever now uh go ahead bud okay untap like the suggestion from chat just simply do 20 Wheels every morning to improve your draws yeah draw I don't now I wish I had kept that stupid thing for before but that's okay um [Music] what are we doing [Music] commander commander 38 that's so rude um hmm yeah hmm what what are we working together oh I'm doing something don't worry don't you worry I'm suddenly worried no don't worry oh okay thank you uh uh thunderblade charge targeting creatures are going okay deals three damage a Target creature or player copy right sorry yes creatures are going to triggers blows above the Golems okay and then I'm going to Exile pre-recursor golemen yeah mimic that pyromancer's goggles tapping to use this Mana ice fall okay artifact or land yeah uh because the pyromancer's goggles I get to copy it oh snap yeah one of them's the vet the other one hedron archive as well just for like the sheer volume of Mana that you have but yeah all right Shadow spear mimic fat but now we can't do stories Commander yeah I know okay why are you two teamed up I don't know wait what so yeah so you're just trying to like squeeze in uh uh good job baby I don't like this go ahead stop talking to me go ahead okay go ahead untap untap untap off the top it's refer to the soul um bloodthirsty adversary and Strom Kirk occultist oh discarding Harvest pyre and alchemistry you've got potential Madness Triggers on the stack if you want oh I do yeah oh I do so do I but I can't pay for it um I have a Mountain a mountain a mountain a mountain and try and I'm dead [Laughter] all right yeah respectable that reforge might have been very bad for uh not been I don't know uh well I mean now you've burned through most of the land in your deck at least yeah yeah maybe I should be running less I would say a very responsible number yes at the top when you and I were talking yeah yeah I treat every conversation like we're playing a game yeah it's a deck deck so it's worth mentioning I did cast my Strom Kirk occultist off the madness because it would be wasteful to judge if you could put your card onto the card reader yeah I have played a mountain for the turn I only have access to one red do I have to pass must I must die pass yeah I yeah there's not much I can do this I'll pass to pass all right I need my luck to keep going good Lord wow I'm gonna change that you gotta change that dice what's Adam's joke we need a cup of that dice piss Ed because it's juicing right yeah exactly uh Mountain for the turn one dice piss on it's on dgh which is an accurate dice growth hormone thank you five six seven uh Bill fire dragon okay so bail fire dragons are six six with flying in when it deals combat damage to a player it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls cool okay uh it's gonna enter the Battlefield dragon's breath is good yeah the magic uh is it entering the battlefield so it's going to enter tap to or attach this and giving it haste yep uh not bad yeah so I mean if this hits is to each creature that player controls cool cool cool cool cool cool that's true oh man with that uh enchantment Graham had last game that would be just a repercussion oh my God repercussions in here not just because it was in the Jaya deck but also because it was maximal chaos is what I felt that's probably fine I probably should have done this first but whatever that doctor's not actually blue right that's just a blue softer token it's not even a blue thought or is it blue though that one's blue because it's from um it's originally from shards but the one that the what's this okay which is yeah just checking feisty to find the targets first ability can only target a blue permanent it's just an artifact doctor token yes I grabbed because it was shiny that's fine yeah well because it says it's artifact normally it's because the border is blue is it and it does I believe it's it's one of the ones yeah it's like one of the it's like a scene from Rainbow Wars the guy is like how many cards you've got seven now right sure do six damage to each creature huh I love it sure do I have to build fire Graham I don't love that because if you jump all day with the or once yeah all once jump oh yeah sure uh no I anticipate that Graham and I are buddies and he won't wrap the board I don't know uh I sure will not wrath I tell you that right Serge a block but which do you block the one that's going to kill the one that you're the one that wraps his board probably yeah no I'll just swing for six okay I block goodbye he blocks what a what an idiot door uh dragons brush six Italian maybe two three four five six one two three four five six oh I'm down to thirty two six there it is there you go go for it all right untapping okay I guess I could have done yeah that's her Mountain um wait why did I oh whatever what's this new you know if I had to go back in time and undo something yeah it would probably be casting that furnace of Wrath yeah you and I we're dming each other homie for the Nebraska we get on the board Ben wouldn't it be double thanks to your commander no soul Fame is not all damage it's non-combat damage but with the the other effect on unveil fire would have been 12 damage to all of his stuff yeah whoa uh one two three four four and ifreet flame painter uh yeah so it's uh whenever a free flame painter deals combat damage to player you may cast her instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying his Mana cost if that spell would be put into your graveyard Exile it instead I'm gonna have to put it on the card reader every time I cast it because mine is in Japanese and that's a lot of words um lots of words so many words and then I can't really do anything else so I will pay three for a vision stinger this card's sick oh yeah this is a little unearth thing a little Pinger yeah it's great in this stick little piggies all right go ahead and step I'm going to crack Myriad landscape for two mountains all right yeah yeah it's my wrist list running toroff no no it is not turn off is like he's awesome yeah so it's interesting self inventory after elf do similar things um but I think like I think you put solfem into the 99 of Tor elf but if if you're doing the torololf game plan of like pingers and stuff like that because start off as plus two myself is doubling so you want you want to be doing three damage or more to be better beneficial with solfem untap untap untap draw for the turn here our brand is plus two is that not what I said oh sorry torolf the god Fury yes sorry whenever a creature uh yes he could go in here excess non-combat damage tutorial deals damage equal to the excess to any oh right to any other Target yeah he would be good in this he's uh you can chain that right uh like if you if you have like five damage and you hit something with one tough oh yeah you get four extra damage then you go to that one toughness then you get three extra damage and then you go over there yeah okay yeah I was thinking of a different you think a tour brand yes I literally don't remember if I played a land yet this turn or not because I tapped everybody lands he's cracked mirrored landscape all the problems I just cracked my landscape and I have missed land drops um and I would have done it while you were talking and I just forgot because I may have played it not announced it I don't know uh chat if I play to land or not I mean we were arguing about toroff I don't know if they were watching somebody is always watching tour they both start with tur tour yeah exactly that's that's kind of why sorry I was invested in the discussion how dare you how many cards did you have in hand at the start of turn does that help no I think I found unmatching turns on Matt you found unmatching lands yeah no no how many cards did you have in your hand before do you remember that five six seven so you would have drawn and yeah Chet says no land Chad says no land okay no no okay I'm gonna play land all right I have 11 now now we know it's a hollow Victory if he cheated yes [Music] he had seven after draw step all right cool Olive Garden officials says I wasn't playing but I'll say you can play a land I don't want that to be the official Olive Garden Community Management account oh cool you didn't see off camera but what are the chords from our lights just came down everything's fine nothing no no equipment oh it just looks like the tape came off oh is that why it's supposed to be on no oh we're fine all right first order of business I'm going to cast and duplicate shoot okay duplicate is going to come into play wait if I Exile Ben's Commander then this day is a 2-4 yeah but it does exile it yes and it goes back to the commands or optionally it goes back to the command Zone unless he just wants to stay at exit to have it stay exiled which you know uh bold play yeah I will Exile your commander sure five Mana [ __ ] you Dice fudge you Dice right five Mana thundermall hell kite oh hell when it enters the battlefield deals one damage to each creature with flying and Taps those flying creatures oh okay so here Dragon oh my dragon and I should have exactly 11 damage to kill Ben or one two three four five ten eleven we called this We call we called before the game started that you were gonna be intimidated by me and attacked me every game have I been doing that yeah I mean you killed Ben first yeah okay yeah no well yeah to to flush it out yeah we said that you would feel pity for Graham yeah I I believe you could you have in this board State you had more of a chance to kill me than Graham oh for sure I got two spooky dragons yeah yeah uh Exile Graham has his his draft chaff all right so I do exact sees I do exact seats to Ben Ben his thematic drinks exactes yeah it doesn't have haste there's a doctor engineering chat chat chat yeah yeah you can't hang on you can't go to chat to ask if you play the land or not and then that's a good point I can okay and yeah wheeler can do that grab your go oh heck 32 life okay Mountain how much damage I want the games to go fast seven eight nine ten ten minutes can ideal so we were uh 32 damage what does this do again yeah just so we could uh put it in there because we did talk about it before let's not do as many dog jokes anymore yeah because it's a real name it's a real you know it's not even pronounced yeah it's slightly racist what you're doing all right if I I am tapped out and I have no blockers I know hit me with the hit me with everything you got here's my best shot all right hell's Thunder okay from hell's Thunder I stab at thee okay uh [Music] and then I don't think I have enough to kill you not a dragon just Elemental that looks like a dress just an Angry Cloud I mean furnace a Wrath I do not have a furnace um but you didn't get the memo what do you think so one two three four six well I can't do 32 to you but you know that attitude [Laughter] I thought you were gonna go for The boardwipe Inferno Inferno tightened I mean I might have to try uh let's see yeah yeah sure all right combat hit me all right even Jaya go for it all right all this stuff gets in so uh First Strike damage I take one you take one from a free flame painter and uh I'm going to cast thunderblade charge you cast it for free you have to like what's that what's the wording on it oh yeah sorry here we go if flame painter is uh you get to Exile it and you just get to play it yeah for free cool uh actually wait hold up remix you get to play it for a fruit um what if instead hot and fresh out the kitchen yeah you're gonna cast something slightly before combat here no uh I'm going to the extra step before I'm gonna cast magma Jack okay instead for free I'm gonna cast magma jet no no targeting uh Thunderman hell kite okay two damage marked on the hell kite uh sure all right Charles Thunder okay main damage okay whatever I love these new steps five six seven eight nine I go to 22. and then uh I'm gonna hit ice fall okay to um blow up hedron archive okay I feel like icefall should have been Exile that sometime no it's it's only when my stuff I've been keeping track of it when a creature of mine goes to the graveyard then I have to do it's been a while since I thought about recovery yeah that's fair um okay after combat I'm gonna ping you for one I'm at 21. then I'm going to tap pyromancer's goggles and another four uh for eign oh there's not even nearly as we're talking about something else that is not as bad as I was oh heck well I miscounted that's fine we're fine I'm not gonna ping you with Vivian Stinger sorry fine I'm at 22. cool uh all right um yeah all right so doubled shower of coals okay so it deals two damage to each of up to three Target creatures and our players if I had threshold which I don't it would deal four damage so I'm gonna go two damage two damage two damage and then the copy two damage yeah two and two I'll just wipe the board I have because it's I have three I have two damage six times so it's one two three four five six which puts how does Thunderman die I think Thunderball marked two oh sorry sorry like Thermo doesn't die on this sorry okay sorry I in my head and I had an earlier line where I was using thunderblade Chargers with three damage my bad I'm not gonna Target doctor engineer I'll throw another two at Thunderman and then two of you well so hypothetically wouldn't this be able to Ping it for that last damage it needed also that would have worked yes but I'll just say all my stuff is done and that's tapped and I haven't taken any damage yeah great all right we did it okay go ahead all right untap draw for the turn man mono green night was waves oh hell new cards oh my God skitter being Italian when it enters the battlefield if you cast it create two copies 12 damage trample all right surge takes W number two I should I had to sacrifice my thunder thing anyway that's all good and right at seven that was another hour game let's go all right can we get can we get two games in the finals I hope so I hope so all right well don't go away we're gonna take a quick break and come back with at least one more game welcome back it's mono red Commander Knight here on loading ready run if you're just joining us we are playing mono red Commander Dex and we've already done two games yay right here let's try and get look well we're going to start right now but let's see how fast we can go we've got to be all right go for a search Mountain go oh oh we're also speedwaging Mountain sorry oh come on baby come on oh all right that's fine uh Hall of the Bandit Lord I should have boarded in a soul ring go ahead [Music] or you were last I was like where's your second play no that's you went first I forgot mine Stone go sorry okay [Laughter] uh uh shoot wait you know what this will be okay did you keep an amazing hand except for like not mountains uh I have no colored manners ah you love to see it you know what this is I think this will just be funny okay guy reached sanitarium yeah oh yeah okay everybody uh discards and draws then discards oh cool thanks oh yeah look at that oh easiest game uh discarding a dragon surprise I'm gonna discard metal work Colossus let me discard incendiary command no ready yeah yeah I draw the reason I laughed is because I had three colorless and I top decked a mutable all right Mountain pan har Monica oh that's spooky oh stinky pass stinky Montana yep okay um Glenn's gesh lifting her Hersh what about my glasses it says glance right into it yeah uh go we found it if you if you're just joining us evens means Ben wins the flip yeah is that what five rolls and he's had a pretty good run I'm killing it the Mages of the wheel oh wheeling and dealing how rude would it be if I did this to his Mountain okay chaos four yeah I thought I dare you I'm not scared chaos hurt me bro go ahead it's such a objectively bad boy it sure would be if he doesn't I can reiterate it and if you turn magma jet the elk okay I'm gonna throw my elk no no no no you don't want to drive you don't want to do that because if he counters in response you don't get to scry because he can sack it oh I didn't I didn't know you had the Mana oh yeah oh I literally couldn't see that okay I'm not gonna do your elk then well too bad dude around here we eat our mistakes oh there you go oh yeah chaos were yeah you you get my Mountain you pull out one of my dragons word all right untap drop I totally forgot chaos warp is permanent yeah yeah just hit anything yeah you should do it oh ass oh no what if I hit my own hold on let me look at the top card in there all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right uh Mountain whatever it enters triggers ability double it okay okay sorry you're uh it's no no you're fine the mountains that are untapped or from where I'm sitting perfectly behind uh behind me delicate too oh okay oh shoot yeah yeah it is uh three minutes I also have one of those I should be running Valiant metal cyst gross so is it a triggered ability does a germ enter and die it enters with it yeah okay well that's too bad all right so no hold on when this equivalent it doesn't enter that's exciting oh yeah the jerk's like brother brother why does oh the second germ enters yeah yeah all right so we've got this and then uh cards in hand for everybody please four five six great Graham I have this robber of the rich uh-huh and it's going to attack you for two what what what of it well I get to Exile the top card of your deck and tape too it's a mountain okay can I say play no cast I'll just leave that in your eggs all forever I know because I've got many instances of the magic Arena uh thing going showing the mountain and like putting it instantly into the turn I'm gonna burn this chart oh yeah oh he did it anyway glass I only cast one red spell it turned a all right one is when is valikut live uh at five right seven set five five man it's not a haiku it's foreign cards are so cool no hold on you need just you need seven lands when you escape shift Yeah by defense yeah it's been a while if you control at least five other mountains which okay whenever a mountain comes almost do uh yeah you've got four mountains it's almost armed and operational it happens now no no no other yeah so it is including so he's only got five yeah so five other mountains so he's putting his fifth one in yeah there's only four other ones yeah I thought it meant other than valikut no okay yeah next one words Escape shaft I object go ahead kazoo oh sick cars in the cliffs uh five Mana five four whenever a creature an opponent controls attack if I'm the defending player I make a 3-3 red ogre token unless that creature's controller Pace three all right oh wow go ahead what that card's sick yeah it's really cool like red Red Mesa myth rate remix this stream was sponsored by kazool you're gonna do that wheel uh thinking about oh but first thing sorry before I even know it's like six in a row two yeah three four five six but if he Wheels I'll lose my chaos Warp what do we have in terms artifacts I have a nettle cyst a Panama con and a mind Stone I'm gonna play Haven of the spirit dragon okay uh and then I'm going to tap it for Red Mana I can only spend it to cast a dragon creature spell yeah uh and then get threed for Hall of the Bandit Lord one two three to play hell kite Tyrant oh oh it's got haste from Hull can you put hole in the card reader yes oh pay three add one if that man has a creature spell creatures East yo oh my God my board is about to get real bad here yeah so I'm gonna go to combat and swing at surge okay so you steal my mind Stone My Pan harmonicon and my nettlesis yeah my germ you still can I still can yeah I still control The Germ and yeah okay so there you go sick I was really hoping you were gonna wheel this was tapped right yes yeah um oh I was thinking about Wheeling um hey trick I still have a couple things that I want to do though uh this was the top deck so I was like let's do this go ahead how many do I need to control 20 yeah yeah they're close would two three my cards I still get the CIS though man you'll have to pay the equip cost he's still got a one one no it's equal to the amount you control because you own it so you control it so it's a four four now or whatever oh man I got debated yeah I mean I would have went this way for three more minutes one of which was red oh yeah I guess yeah you can take it next time yeah yeah that's so funny yeah go ahead that's so funny oh to me uh the German's like hey an upgrade all right oh thank you I got you that's very funny that's super funny Tyrant so Helicon Tyrant like actively mad against equipment decks which is very good yeah all right Commander pod is exactly what I needed tonight I'm only sad the lack of kikijiki at the table all right uh two things are gonna happen here one I'm gonna attack Graham again and two this germ's coming for you with your dental assistant sure this is a four four I have five cards this is a three three that's a three three yep hold up I have five cards I have three okay okay so we're gonna Exile oh my flaming Gambit a flaming Gambit what does that do okay don't you don't need to Target player to play everybody choose a creature they control and have flaming gamble deal damage to it instead let's go flashback yeah rules you may nominate a Whipping Boy okay uh so you will block so that'll die and I'll gain four life sure okay it's Good Life Link too no what I think this is better skull it's similar also because you control it it now has LifeLink I've decided it's very and I removed 20 ice counters from it thus revealing very late it's buried [Laughter] I'm I'm going past that's it yeah all right Grandma did you find these cards I don't know man I just look weird places and he's like Ed give me the red common box not even the red dollar rares give me the red diamond rares it's like any when I built this originally it was like any red card that interacts with the graveyard in a positive way yeah I think it's sick what you got war room all right sorry what is that war room you can't fight in here a kriegen scabinette creek scubnet ah who creates the Creek's cabinet yeah please as in Warren cabinet as in like some sort of rocks yeah okay cool love it um this is the war closet oh yeah Serge you're at 40. shouldn't you take out six damage from Hellcat Tire oh yes man at every level of this surge was like almost killed free I'm attacking you for five not scot-free there yeah all right I'm at 29. and harmonicon oh I don't even think I I think like the Knoll spine dragon is sick with this but like I don't have that many ETB dragons I think I'm gonna tap five and cast it comes into play what's up dungjo let's go deal six to you I keep thinking it's a uh to itself all right untap my sweet new mind Stone no no [Laughter] just don't uh oh my gosh that really was cursed uh maybe I don't play a land for the turn right now yeah let's just do that I will tap for three uh Wheel of Fortune let's all go get better cards I have a response oh I'm gonna cast chaos warp targeting My Pan harmonicon okay yeah you got it so oh oh I'm gonna respond yeah and so the owner of Target permanent shuffles it into their library then reveals top cards to their Library so I will take the pan harmonicon and get to reveal randomly off yeah it works for me all right so Panama or a wheel chaos warp is on the stack and then we get to do so I'm gonna cast reiterate to copy chaos warp to Target hell kite okay all right so we do yours first right okay so how can I get shuffled yeah I mean technically I could just start shuffling into one of the purposes of speed yeah the name of the game here tonight so much chaos chaos controls so uh if it's not a permanent we just look at it and go okay cool yeah right yeah but it will be you want a null spine Drive oh this does change so it it will only mean something if there it's a permanent with an ETV effect in this case yes yeah you would still have the Panama con true yeah yeah who could have guessed it was a dragon's approach all right so that goes back on top all right all right wheeler do we knock the table probably okay we've been you're kicking yeah no no your way there we go hey isn't there a line here too whatever all right so wheeler cut and mountain man I wanted that hey I got it on the battlefield all right all right now discard your house I'm discarding missing mortars Barbarian ring Reckless worm I don't have enough mana conflagrate and Alchemist greeting what's that Madness sure is hi kazool uh ftk and storm breath Dragon okay I got two dragons approaches a dark steel Citadel hold on I might actually have a draw that can save kazool um I'm discarding twin flame and blazing Shoal so this is on the stack as part of the resolution of Wheel of Fortune or after we draw wheel has to resolve so we all have cards in our hands yeah correct all right uh no because it was dead all right stupid what an idiot stupid idiot ogre Warrior what what is the equip cost on that artifact on the metal equipment yeah oh that is relevant yeah two two because Ben still controls it yes oh yeah oh I should have not dang I totally forgot because it's like sitting over there that's fine uh nothing it all goes through and stuff cool all right I'll play a mountain for the turn um well sure Ben doesn't have anything for it to equip to anyway so I guess that wouldn't work and one two three four five I guess I'm just going to [Music] play mimic that sick uh and say go all right content drop like a Shivan Gorge gorging gorgeous what it doesn't it's super shiny this one's like weirdly low contrast it's super shiny it Taps for a Mana uh and I can tap it or two and a red and tap to deal one damage to each opponent both Forge and pyre people are asking what I would have equipped it to so I would have instead of I would have played a land for the turn before I wield Which is my mutavolt made it unequipped it to this basically just to get rid of your germ but it's not a big deal I forgot that it was over there blowing to me what's funnier poor germ doesn't even own its own equipment it's on loan they watched its Brothers die and six mana on the Red Corner of course weighing in at six six it's Inferno [Applause] The Crowd Goes Wild references uh robber robber wheeler it did hit you a couple times this stays in Exile yeah okay Inferno Titan's still a house and pass Robert will remember this uh I'm gonna Exile the robber and let me make that oh yeah oh yeah right that that though all right cool what that what art is that this was a 2011 promo they only they didn't do all the Titans they only did three of them so I saw that we had frost Inferno and Grave grave Titan uh by Sam Burley I don't recall oh these were in a secret these were um uh duels the Planeswalkers promo yeah yeah they were that's what it was uh how many artifacts do you own or control now Ben Ben um I think the same amount one two three four other before me good news you also the metal system uh you will get hit for five by your own nettlesist or your own nettle system yes one two three four five that's what I told you 26. now this one's just funny because it's your nettle cyst [Laughter] all right fart that thing pass the illest fart it's the illest fart that's what it was the PC Xbox and Playstation each had different promo codes so there was like a promo for all of those except for um uh prime time I believe no there was no sun Titan either it was right there was a promo code for each of the three planets right right right right for duels yeah I remember having I remember having the alt art versions of all of them except for prime time I couldn't remember why there's like a weird Sun Titan for something too and it's like a buyer box or something yeah Ruby medallion Max and Ruby medallion uh top two go to cast Fabel of the mirror breaker love this card I love this card it's a goodie I I so rarely seen that part of it yeah I do I don't know how I got this please get this out of my home where did it come from I think it was at YJ for like a dollar or more I'm like oh yeah sure why not wait yeah who is in chat is that the normal art no they were sad that they didn't see kikijiki on the table oh there we go hey trick it's the reflection of your boy um who's got Mana open I have two two are you planning on using it to kill dung no okay thank you I don't want to use the one that lightning I'm gonna cast Splinter twin oh sick I have no creatures let's go [Laughter] you and I are getting hit for six a lot here yeah well you're gonna be hitting hitting each other I'm also going to cast disrupt decorum oh God All Creatures I don't control to shred sick all right the sauce and I'm gonna pass okay this is the second coolest thing I got from duels of the Planeswalkers oh it's the coolest car club tunnel the PlayStation he can't keep getting away with it we did uh early back before back before actual famous people like you know football players or whatever were involved with magic uh we were some of the like earliest internet yeah and so they did a they had a promo called like called game with fame fame in our you know small Fame uh and uh the thing was that you could log on and play duels the Planeswalkers with us and our payment for that was PlayStations so that we could do it yeah so I also I also have like a box of like M10 yeah yeah we got to log into PlayStation home which was like um like that didn't last long it was like snow crash in there and then we wandered around they built they built like Ravnica in the game you remember that they built like a little area that looked like Ravnica and you could walk around oh yeah and then you walked up to people and challenged them and yeah it was super cool I'm going to sorry one second did I play a land um if it's okay it's it's not a good I'll play Nick those oh okay it's not a good one yeah three four five uh so that makes sense for four uh reduce costs for your Blasphemous Act nice Splinter twin man my pig yeah I'd like to respond you got it yep I'm gonna activate dung to make a copy uh which is gonna get Legend ruled but I'm going to yeah Graham's too healthy uh Graham's gonna thank you oh okay you've been looking really healthy lately I'm putting these so this was exiled now it goes to my graveyard when it gets replaced or what happens to the other card after okay it's been a while since I've seen mimic that uh The Germ token dies here's the equipment that you own this thing's got LifeLink right I wish yeah um yeah I'll pass all right I'm gonna take this opportunity to respond to a question in chat uh that yes we are going to Magic Fest and by we Sorry Serge I mean myself put a James mascot and Ben and Wheeler and James are going to be uh Magic on Philly I mean I don't want to brag or anything but I'm the first person uh when you go to the guests list uh for magic Philly because your name starts with B yes that is exactly why and it also it ends with you so I'm a four-wheeler Yep this is Pizza Bay all over now that that aardvark a aardvark guys yeah yeah no longer a magic person yeah go ahead the question was will we see The Return of uh I mean any sort of uh travel Vlog I don't want to make any promises but I would also like that um what if you could you just do one that like it takes very little work which is just your your feet walking places no no no intercession just music just feet just feet it's a b-roll all right formatta visions of forexia what of what I can't see anything so at the beginning of your upkeep Exile the top part of your library you may play at this turn at the beginning of your end step if you didn't play a card from Exile this turn create a tapped Power Stone token oh this seems all right yeah hell yeah uh for Mana I'm going to cast fiery confluence wood I'm going to cast fiery Confluence what I'm going to cast fiery conflicts okay yeah okay uh modes are going to be mimic vat sorry uh destroy artifact destroy artifact come here I'll spread the level no commands here you can just see the second response force them to do it uh Ruby no fire Diamond okay fire Diamonds oh piss oh no no no no no no they'll do I'll do mimic fat solvering and to damage each opponent okay uh in response yeah uh I'm gonna use mimic that yeah uh to make a Inferno Titan for this turn and three me three U yeah that's right so now that suntight that Titan does that go to axle or to a graveyard so it's yeah so it's going to your in my graveyard but you can use it for this tournament yeah yeah I'm gonna go to my I have not played a card from Exile I get a tapped Power Stone neat cool please yes yeah there you go thank you so if you are coming to magiccon Philly come and say hi come say hi I'm gonna be bringing you Gunk slugs yeah we're gonna be playing some games we're gonna be doing there's there's a schedule that will be forthcoming but uh looking forward to seeing you you took the three right I went down to 26 I believe yeah just double checking first time on a plane in like three years discarding a snow cover Mountain an immersion Zone off of fable but that was a valika trigger I'll play a snow-cover mountain oh wow it's to creature right any bird anything here yeah most of the time you see valikip to the face killing them with uh scapey shiffy excuse me let's see some homeboys two Kikis that's your mom lets you have two wait that's really bad for us probably no I you're gonna have to believe me when I say this I double quadruple checked yeah there are no infinite no combos with double Keys okay okay Let's Have a Kiki I'm just here to add man off neck those lock the doors tight um and then I would like to will you be attending the magic Fest in Minnesota in May it is too early to say but we hope so why is it in all caps I think they're just very excited for us to come to Minnesota or maybe we'll do that the whole time we're there by the way oh yeah we'll be real Annoying maybe maybe they think that because they're in Minnesota they have to yell so they will hear them oh so far are you coming to the magic Fest in Minnesota [Applause] right you drew a bunch sorry I'm gonna use three of that to activate war room are you are you saving your cost off the power Stone too you bet I'm not I'm gonna activate or more so lose a life draw card yeah if I'm doing this do I need yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh uh one two three Life of the Party do you tell a joke or two or X is the number of creatures you control and just Battlefield if it's not a token each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it oh yeah so we each get a life of the party tokens are goated for the rest of the game yeah this card's fun really cool X is the number of creatures wow so I've got a one one yeah this card this card's so much fun all right okay so do you have a bunch of Life of the Party tokens right enough for everybody no but we have copy tokens and copy token I have one of those you get a copy thank you hey look so I'm gonna throw an ill system all right all right guided with the sauce [Music] so take a good look at my face the new capena yeah yeah I thought it might have been an uncard for a second someone said I'm a spawn of pastor says I'm surprised this isn't an acorn card there's I don't think and the rules that says oh yeah there's nothing particularly weird about this hey look Justice even Ben's excited he took three yeah there's actually uh people stop thinking I'm a wizard Ben could you be a deer and pass that box of tokens the whole body the whole ass box oh just to try and find more copy tokens uh if you uh listen to drive to work Mark rosewater's podcast he did a very interesting one talking to the uh rules manager for uh the uh infinity yeah yeah and they did they sort of go back and forth about why certain car like cards that people are like why is this Acorn couldn't this be done in real magic this one's good it's quite interesting neat with the sauce okay um bite cancer says little known fact nothing in the rules of Magic the Gathering forbids partying it's true Elijah Hart asks I wonder if Graham is still running Aladdin in his deck sure am yeah yeah show us the world dude all right oh I just I'm so low I'm sorry Buck Up try being happy oh my God have you done yoga yeah I imagine you should try meditating yeah Wheeler's much closer for strangulation I appreciate that uh let's go Soul film all right oh right yeah I'm playing my commander um and then I will go one and red and ouch where's the oh for activate expanded ability yeah uh discarding no spine and a dragon's approach Morgan nine is that a mate to show you the world or do you have to uh and then yeah this one takes six six two three four five six I go to twenty it's so funny that like the indestructible token encounter is like a big thing for this and it's very good but I keep forgetting I'm just like I just need to get more of these in the bin okay uh I am [Music] [Laughter] um I just throwing my deck around I can't believe we're not gonna get to four games okay no no we'll make the fight you know what do you want to get to four games no I'm not saying no no no we can get to four games so maybe I don't think it's possible no maybe Kelly oh we're at 7 40. yeah yeah no no okay I am going to well we'll see I'm going to put this aside because it I'm fetching a second thing basically um oh yeah why are you in your deck because I dragon's approached okay you know the main thing of my day I just saw you missed the cards oh no wait I just want to see their faces you still have half a deck oh when he comes into the battlefield uh grabs an artifact and Exiles it underneath okay he's gonna grab strummings oh there we go and and put it underneath this is another play that I can do oh okay and then how do you get it out from under your dragon he leaves the battlefield oh so we don't want to and then it goes or sorry is uh put into a graveyard okay okay okay interesting it'll attack as a 3-1 First Strike trample uh who's got the most uh you can't attack oh wait it's good oh yeah because it's not it's not can't attack you right they're permanently goated though yeah yeah it's like an attack to the controller wait wait that is awkwardly worded each opponent creates it the tokens are goaded for the rest of the game they attack each company who own attack and player other than you okay the tokens are goated for oh okay yeah that's yeah that is oddly weird yeah anyways yes uh okay I take three Crimson 21. so do they have first strike as a blocker or only when they attack uh well they could have first track as a blocker but there's zero ones they only get big when they uh attack interesting and return yeah she even Gorge everybody loses one life oh it's a mountain hear what I say in the business today um and what's funniest that's a good question comedy I'm a fan um I mean that's just gonna lose me the game if I do that so consider yourself a fan of Comedy usually are you a haha man oh man uh combat because I got it um surge it's a 1-1 first drive uh 18. cool on top I feel like if if Jaya comes up to you and is like hey I I heard I've got a funny joke you want to hear it it's like Jaya is this just gonna be letting me on fire again maybe maybe upkeep Exile Commander sphere under visions of farexia draw step it's not not going to be letting you on fire land for the turn hey Ben yeah yeah I want which hey Ben Ben yeah yeah I've been practicing Your Dragon's got four power yeah I want you to be able to do your thing what you don't have to no no I do oh I'm gonna cast the skittering Battalion it's an artifact so I can use the power Stone correct wait actually hold on a second here I'm gonna cast the commanders here first for three yeah ah there you go wait no one two three four five six seven no you're sure so I've cast this for hard so I have two different copies I don't have more copies I'm gonna do this to represent two more and then here's what we're gonna do yeah one of them is going to attack you okay two of them is gonna attack Ben and the life of the party is a 4-1 trample for strikes to attack Grand back I let it through all right declare blockers wait what's happening all right uh Geist Flame the one attacking me great so this is now a copy that's showing that it's attacking um that's attacking Ben yeah and you're right any blockers from either view oh I take eight all right so eight at Wheeler Ben Ben there's a four four coming at you yeah I let it through all right all right that's in your hand yeah uh this one dies so there we go now the board is actually properly represented that's actually kind of cool I will go to my end step what what a treat I have a castle hold on I haven't cast anything from Exile so many visions of friction I really thought that yeah yeah like search Castle Wheel of Fortune God that'd be amazing all right well you have a throming sound in your hand yeah okay uh end of turn I'm going to activate Kiki to make a copy of life of the party so we all get another one of these that's only if it enters the battlefield and it's not a token oh I didn't find a cup find a copy but I found a companion in the conference sure okay uh untap draw if it's not a token cool is it going flip yeah so many keys so if you had a clone that would be entering as a copy but not a token right like a like phantasmal image would work cool what's this oh the reflection reflection reflection cool it's like kikijiki pointing our kikijiki well this is he's looking in the mirror yeah um but it clearly says he broke all the mirrors I'm gonna cast her menu that's true you missed one thinking thinking oh thinking oh thank you [Music] um I am genuinely thinking don't hurt yourself thinking why'd you why'd you cast it if you ever click the don't discard anything no I I do want to I'm just trying to think if it's relevant or not to do this because I'm sorry what's that um that's a blue D6 Lopez we thought so too but this is only game three we are surprised that mono green night went faster than I'm on a redneck I'm not disappointed this has been awesome I'm gonna discard it sanctum of if I'm not like surprise all right let's see it let's see it oh you're hitting wow 18 18 21. and you could be the leader oh how much damage to six each if it's a multiple of six and we get three it's kind of sweet okay well then I don't get to kill people oh I mean if you can kill people kill people yeah come here that's fine no no I'll kill Graham oh okay and everybody wins except Graham no no no I'll I'll kill surge two okay uh I'm gonna activate nickthos for one two three four oh way to hold up way to hold up way to hold up activate kikijiki on Life of the Party yeah so I have three life of the parties uh I'm gonna activate nickto's uh adding one two three four five six um I'm gonna cast dung oh okay okay skitter do you know you don't have one on tap do you no all right take four I'm at 14. uh I'm gonna cast mirror oh oh he's never coming to play as a copy of any creature on the battlefield oh any creature I could have had my own selfish Soul film you still could you still could no but I don't get the double oh I see some damage double dong damage the triple d's we could I mean so sorry you could have just reverse it yeah just wait no this doesn't work anyways because the the creature deals the damage ah yes uh well but it's non-combat that's it it has nothing to do no but it's not my source stealing the non-combat it's your right yes so I'm gonna have Cursed Mirror coming to play as a copy of dung which dies immediately because of the Ledger rule uh dealing floor to Surge again I'm at 10. I'm gonna go to [Music] each attack is five X's actually I'm gonna have my original die it goes to the command Zone yeah they're gonna and it has haste this turn whatever two so you can swing with it yeah no they're all gonna attack us six x oh regular six creatures cool yeah so two kills me three kills Graham I trust Ben to cast a dragon's approach uh okay maybe I don't uh surge I'll Attack you for 12. I die now bad news for Ben that means all the permanence that I own no I was like okay well then it had it's yeah we'll see the Nettles just comes back to you man do you have more combat going on over there yeah Graham I'm attacking you for nine yeah all right in my three games I was first out won the game first out that's just the way it is yeah yeah so how much damage is coming at G uh David trying to figure out if I want to flashback guys flame I can just blow up the life of the party yeah guys find doing so much work here I know but like uh probably better than taking off the damage well how much damage is just life of the party six six of it surge with the real one I guess I have to do that flashback guys flame oh that's not what I wanted to do but all right go ahead sorry continue these die and then that's true all right Ben well I gotta rip one camera rip it gotta rip it let's see it yeah yeah you got 30 of them yeah well all right that's I who'da thought uh okay well so I'll tap five oh yeah dear thingy oh yeah ah very true last one for the road is that 15. I bleed one two uh that's five like so uh yeah farming Stone throwing Stone all right dental plan uh and then yeah all right well all right so it's search handed me it so you reveal the top four cards of your library whenever I need to return my son again yeah uh and while it's happening you may play any reveal cards with the same name so if you hit a dragon's approach in the top four you get to just sort of keep going yeah all right so I take white I'll respond uh-huh great team are you gonna wear braid no I drew a cup so I take what six yeah six and then six to Wheeler as well yeah all right now we're we're gonna resolve all of these yeah yeah and see how far we go all right so Ripple four one oh yeah two three four okay so if you hit more than one other time what happens uh yeah so now we're doing this one yeah oh my God all right grant also we let's just do them yeah yeah let's Jam okay there's another one okay okay okay uh so now this one yes all right now this one I guess they don't resolve yet I think we might be okay okay okay good if he if he Mills out doing this do we do we not oh you don't bail out it just stops [Laughter] let's go he can't miss he can't miss laughs [Laughter] for turning the corner oh hey okay two more okay okay okay there's a third of your cards are there and you're doing four all right faded one all right oh my God oh good making up for the win I got two that one oh [Laughter] we haven't seen four of a kind yet yeah yeah yeah you're right all right uh-huh you just put all those in yep done piled no yeah he's no no we're working through it I got it always oh I'm noticing the pattern here yeah sorry you just put that one right yeah sure I'm almost at the end of my decks okay I'll just do it in that way there's a new one I'll just throw it instantly yeah I think I think I'm officially it's only the second whiff yeah oh so that's my whole deck so what happens to the rest of the cards uh they they could fire off still no no I mean that just all gets truffled and goes back and is your deck again uh put the rest at the bottom of your library so how many are we uh and it doesn't say now it's worth noting it doesn't say uh random but I'm sure I'm sure I'm supposed to do it in between so uh you're taking one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18. 21 22 23 24 25 times 6. anybody good at math uh no 150 yeah oh that's true technically he puts them on the bottom when Ripple finishes so he keeps Rippling even with no approaches left so that's how it is actually supposed to go oh you just keep going back through this yeah until there's no Ripple like that triggers amazing 150 damage I'm really glad you got to do that yeah what do we have uh well he he's at nine and you're at 12. yeah it's close it's close does Rick does wild Ricochet do anything here that's what I was trying to hold up great so if not for not for Dragons well if we think about it yeah because of how much Overkill yeah that was a couple of extra games worth of damage yeah so that was both of them dead and enough to kill all of us so we got four games next game yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go well uh a GG the dragon just keeps approaching but yeah that's the thing is like while those are going on too I can rip the I can I can start grabbing dragons is there like a weird way in which it's completely meaningless but you can somehow manipulate your graveyard so that you you like Shuffle the ones that have resolved back in or something like that probably not no I mean I could I wonder I could run like quality Aladdin processors that put like things from Exile back in I think oh yeah the the eldrazi but yeah I think that had to be if it was exiled with ingest or maybe no maybe it was just anything that your opponent was exiled yeah it was weird because the I don't think you can't you don't really track stuff like that so it was like anything exiled could be ingested yeah wow wow that was fun holy moly sure thing well hey that was the Friday night paper if I'm on a red Commander Knight we uh during the break we uh confirmed that we have not done monoblock or mono white so that may happen someday but it's taken us years to get to this point so you know don't don't hold your breath this was just generally good advice what a fun evening don't hold your breath yeah it's just it's not bad for you yeah I mean unless you're swimming or going by a cemetery only only very temporarily um or driving through a tunnel thanks everyone buddy or if somebody like cracks one and you don't want to oh just lets it rip yeah yeah we've been Graham hello Serge hi wheeler thank you for having me Graham it was great to be here Ben I'm approaching and I'm approaching both and on Tech I'll leave here hello thank you thank you all so much for joining us a reminder of the Friday night paper fight is brought to you by Card Kingdom check out hardkingdom.com get yourself 30 dragons approaches or more or any of the weird stuff I 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Published: Mon Feb 06 2023