Minnie Driver reads a letter about a disastrous encounter with some wax strips

[Applause] dear boots we need to have a word these are categorically the worst wax strips in the world I haven't tried all the other wax strips but I'm confident I don't need to that's how bad these are here's a listen of things that could have waxed me more successfully candle wax beeswax wax crayons George Eveland better known as electronic music composer Nightmares On Wax the 2005 Film House of Wax starring Paris Hilton you're probably questioning just how bad they can be well gather on the carpet cuz it's story time last night I decided to use your wax strips to tidy up my bikini line I know right you can almost feel the burn but it's worth it for that silky smooth skin so I followed your instructions on how to use the strips it's not rocket science but it's best to be sure isn't it you wouldn't want waxing to go wrong would you so and instructed on the back of the pack I warmed a strip stuck it down endured the brief but childbirth level pain intensity of ripping it off and look down ready to admire a peachy Beach ready inner thigh do you know what I saw instead boots all the hair I just tried to take off not even slightly detached from its follicles except now matted firmly into the hair was a thick layer of Wax have you touched that wax when it becomes detached from its strip it is so sticky it could have held together the original sugar bab's line [Applause] up my bikini line was like the dance floor of a really questionable Club at 3:00 a.m. I was slightly panicked until I remembered the wax residue removing moisturizing wipes included in the box of wax it will be okay I thought for the wipes will resolve this I took one of the wipes and started trying to rub off the wax glue melted push poop hybrid however instead of rescuing my skin the wipe became trapped and bits of it tore off and firmly adhered to my waxy furry skin like a series of tiny surrender Flags this would be bad enough in any situation but do you know why I was waxing my bikini line boots I had a date I've been out at the dating game for a while and I appreciate things change but this wasn't learning Tinder this was my fanny looking like something out of the Blair Witch so I got in the shower and exfoliated off as much of the gunk and tissue paper mixture as I could before dealing with the area with a good oldfashioned razor or I tried but the wax had to continue its campaign to ruin my life and it immediately blunted the razor eventually with repeated exfoliation and the use of a large amount of very expensive oil I usually save for special occasion and a replacement razor blade I managed to finish the job the wax strips really didn't start my fanny looked like a bright pink newborn panda but at least the hair was gone and so was my will to live and half the products in my bathroom but at this point I'd Salvage a win wherever I could so that boot is why these are the worst wax strips in the world please remove them from sale immediately and give them to the construction industry as an alternative to cement or pass them on to local councils looking for some anti- climb paint anything that doesn't involve Hair Removal really thanks in advance Hannah scora [Applause] on

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Length: 5min 12sec (312 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 07 2023