- What the hell Well, it ain't methane. Nope. Smells like Darth
cut a giant fart. Yeah, that's the sulfur. What are we saying,
that a Hellmouth opened up under Paradise
Family Fun Center? After the year we've had,
would it really surprise you? Nope. It's about on schedule. Underground hot
springs, maybe? Maybe. [dramatic music] I don't feel good. Headache? Does your tummy hurt,
like your mommy? OK, Baby. I'm going to fix you. Is my daddy gonna die? Don't worry, Bud. Nobody's going to die today. I promise. We've got the best
team of firefighters over there working
on it right now. Let's get that
little man onto a tube. Monitor for pulmonary edema. Triage anyone that
breathed in that stuff. Copy that, Cap. [siren wailing] There you go. We put this right
over your face. (SHOUTING) SO2
is off the charts. Somebody PP him, Cap. Victor! Victor, can you hear me? I think I see movement. It's hard to tell. He probably passed
out that from the SO2, or maybe from the heat. Steam's hot, Cap-- 230 degrees. All right, Jack, bring
the rig as close as you can. Marjan, get ready. You're going in. Get a rescue grab. I get to rappel into that? Get to? Interesting choice of words. [motor running] That's as far as
she'll go, Marjan. OK. Sending in. Lower her down. Nice and slow. How you feel up there? Kind of like a
rotisserie chicken. Keep coming. Keep coming. Keep coming. And you're there. Victor? [groans] My name's Marjan. I'm going to get
you out of here, OK? Victor? Can you hear me? He's alive, Cap. All right. Victor, I'm going to
wrap this around you. And then our team is going to
pull us out of here, all right? Temp's spiking-- 350. Believe me, I can feel it. You're all strapped in. You can let go now. I-- can't. Yeah, you can. You're strapped in to a harness. Here. Just-- [screams] OK? [screams] [vocalizes] Marwani, what's your status? I'm working on it,
but he's a little-- melty. What? His flesh is
seared to this thing. Drop me a saw. I can travel him with a
piece of this devil's head. 370, Cap. No time. They'll both cook. I don't care if
you use a spatula. Scoop up what you can and
get out of there, now. OK. OK. Sorry in advance, Victor. OK, on 3. 1-- Now! Go! Now! OK, pull them out. [screams] Pull them out, pull them out,
pull them out, pull them out, pull them out, pull them out! [screaming continues] Let's get him on fluids. Dress these burns
with Silvadene, stat. Hey, Joey. Daddy! Victor! Dad! [siren wailing] [horn honking] Good job, Marwani. Thanks, Cap. You OK? Yeah. You almost got boiled. Oh, just blanched. Plus, my pores feel fantastic. Like nature's Schmidt's. All right, let's
get the ladder and-- [explosion] Oh, right! Everybody fall back! [explosions continue] [dramatic music] Hey, I told you
that wasn't methane. Yeah? Then what the hell is it? [music playing]
