Minecraft: SMPLive Ep. 24

okey-dokey folks welcome back to another episode of SMP live no need to delay let's jump on the server today who's on that by the way let's see what we got we got six folks on let's see what is happening how destroyed my house is gonna be since last ow what the what the oh hell naw oh hell no oh you went and waterlogged my basement blocks and put puffer fish in him the classic deep end prank oh my to think I was actually thinking of doing that Takara this is also great I was actually thinking of doing that to Cara today as a hit instead of D monetizing her but now I guess I am gonna just do monetize her bro it's time to do away with slabs no more slabs slabs done slabs are over and forever and all of my items are inversely rotated because of course they are of course that's a thing cool great good super duper let me grab myself some no actually first things for oh no it's gonna flow away I guess I don't even need this labs anymore though because well they're not gonna come in handy at all okay alright this is ridiculous this is ridiculous I just need to put down full blocks unbelievable okay where the pufferfish at actually you know what I can return these to sender though right right I can let's make some buckets I am gonna snag some puffy fish out of here hold on a minute let's go up and make some buckets so that we can do that and it's gonna be great because then I can put these to use I knew though dude I knew that I needed to remove the slabs I knew this was gonna become a thing at some point and not that someone couldn't just replace them with slabs regard Speight hey buddy no that's not what I was looking for hey but hey bud hey bud come shoot I'm gonna have to destroy all of them is it plugged up at least underneath it I think so hey buddy no I can't remember does the bucket have to have water in it when you go for the grab there we go yeah okay good good good got you tactical fishing indeed got you it Oh puffer fish and boom got it oh there's another one that is for the weight did you not you didn't get got there we go there another one there's another one there is yet another one don't worry it's just pest control out here doing work hey buddy come here dude come here where are you I need you oh no there's even more wow there are so many this is ridiculous these will come in handy at a later date though so you know it's actually she did the hard work for me and I can just put these to use on somebody else or her at some point but god that's that's crazy I was actually thinking of doing this today are there multiple or is it just the one more left I don't want to break the one that's under the anvil hey bud hey hey hey hey dude what's up hey come on get out No God dang it I didn't even see you where are you come here you son of a come here hey no hey got you there's another oh my god there's so many why are there so many puffer fish no mayo let me use all my my urn to make buckets come hither at once this instant we are there more is even more how many puffer fish can you grab is that the last one there are so many puffer fish so many puffer fish this is insane this is insanity how you eat so many poor fish here we go is that it isn't it I think that's it I think we got them all oh my god wait no did we I think I just heard a puff there is another oh my god oh okay all right it's not a big deal it's just okay anymore there's another what the hell where is it why have they all ended up in this corner okay that's it that's it that's it that's all that's it that is all no it's not where I hear another one where how could it possibly still exist how how where where is it it's behind the wall just for sound do you think now what it's invisible it's invisible what I think help bro it's invisible it's not here it just aah why what is this where is it bro it's not even it is completely invisible how in the world did she find so many puffer fish what what the hell is this what the hell is whip oh it's right there thank you thank you we're done what is that 10 that is 10 power fish oh my god oh my god okay that's it that's all that's it that's all things up all right and now I guess we need to make more smooth stone blocks do I have enough smooth stone blocks but I need to make more smooth stone blocks I actually do a decent amount of smooth stone it might be enough okay no more slabs slabs are done no more slabs they're gone forever forever and ever I think that the water is only in the area where the slabs were so I don't think I have to worry about it covering any other areas but I need a builder as long as what I need Nikolas for a ridiculous yes labs were a mistake God slabs are a mistake I didn't think that slabs would be such a mistake everyone's always like you slabs you slabs that way you'll be able to save some resources well this let this be a lesson to everybody don't ever ever in a million years ever use slabs slightly thank you we have like just the amount of resources that we needed slabs will ruin your life quite possibly or at least steal your iron supply and and make you real OGG on the server just all in all not a not a recommended strategy any longer look at all of these freaking pufferfish is oh boy oh you're right under the anvil as a slab also you're our water source blocks here how could you how could you how could you you did put more in unbelievable hold on I just need to grab like some stone and put that in there I you know with everything that tends to happen to me mainly because for some reason everybody in Cara's chat hates me I can't actually get anything done on the server because the entirety of my time is spent repairing what she does so it's a slight issue and I haven't quite figured out the solution to it but yeah I am I can't actually accomplish anything without unless I start doing like ten hour streams because that's all I can do is fix what she does and then I'm like okay that's all we have time for today and then I come back the next day and it's like here's a whole other list of stuff Jesus Christ how did this happen how did this even happen don't worry mean don't hit back I don't I don't purposefully encourage the hit back the the other time that was only because she was just staring at me and then I it was the final straw and she sort of replacing the Obsidian I can't I can't well anyway now we need a pufferfish chest or something in the meantime I will put them in the miscellaneous chest for future use and put the water bottles back in there get everything else nice and neatly organized so that we may go on to live another day what I do need is I need experience so I'm gonna go and breed more chickens because I'm in need of that also I should do an agriculture farm that way you can get more seeds because I'm gonna need more seeds if I want to get to the extent of the chicken supply that I'd like to have so hey buddies lemme get ok can we not have the shield though thank you let's get oh my particles that's a thing particles all there we go I was like this isn't working and I can't figure out why oh I should actually cure one of those guys to see if I can get some like brilliant amazingness hey you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna lead one of these boys I'm actually lead it into my house trap it into a little corner and see if I can here I've never cured a zombie villager in like a survival setting so let's do it secure what is it Golden Apple plus potion weakness right so I'm like that cure it see if it gives you some beautiful brilliant trades ya buddy let's do this I like it yeah Golden Apple ocean weakness okay bud and then also I need to work on potions today anyway so it all works out in the end okay let's do this come here come here you were the only zombie allowed inside of my house come here hey hey come on don't be discouraged don't be discouraged Ya Ya weakness and then Apple okay actually I need some blocks here real quick what are we gonna do it I guess it doesn't matter we can just use stone to begin with hey bud all right hey hey where are you going where you going how are you doing but anyway here what we're gonna do is actually we will put you in in corner over here it's going to be good good place to be come here come here yes come into this area okay and then and then that no you idiot you a absolute fool come here hey no ah stupid idiot come on bro nope not gone into the frickin thing don't make me no how do you do this what is the best second way to do this without destroying my armor hey come on come on come on nope oh it's okay I got it I got to just trap him in there let's loop it around and loop it around oh you frickin idiot got it alright alright we're good now everything is fine I got him alright oh you're right Jordan may I have all your puffer fish negative Oh name him something okay we'd yeah we want to make sure he doesn't despond so uh hold up hold up hold up I do I don't know if I have any name tags I don't think I have a name tag I don't have a name tag so I'm gonna have to work fast on this one okay mm okay blaze powder we have ourselves some nether wart yeah I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get a name tag I might just have to kind of hope that I'm able to do this quickly enough before it D spawns and who does de-spawn then no it does and it's not the end of the world I'll just be slightly disappointed okay what is it emotional weakness I always freaking forget I mean a few water bottles and okay you're still there you're still there that's good potion of this is if I don't have the supply though it's gonna be bad it is I always forget Oh mented spider I and water okay just fermented spider all right okie dokie uh the question is do I have I think I might have one mushroom in here I do I'm so lucky on that one that was clutch okay and then you wait where's this freaking spider wait we have a million spider what the heck oh it's in this one right yeah there we go oh wait why do I have these yeah you're in the wrong spot you're supposed to be there anyway okay don't do spawn buddy don't you D spawn on me you give you the potion of weakness oh I guess I need to make the apples Oh Apple real quick wait do I have an apple oh no oh no oh no I don't have an apple do I have an apple I don't have an apple oh God well he's gonna be spawn how do we not have an apple how do I not have an apple this is ridiculous oh I have a gold now oh do I have a Golden Apple already oh ok brilliant oh I do hey that's great ok cool that came in clutch to man good thing we have one of the very things that we need all right so emotional weakness let me just get the brewing stand mate I don't think he'll despawn if he's right next to me I think I already made the brewing stand but that's fine they're easy low-cost do that now shoot I need to bring a I have more blades there we go ok there and then I guess it is just straight up spider eye into the water bottle and we're good I haven't made one of those in all ages actually ever since diversity I guess I can't remember does it have to be a splash potion or you just you just give them the regular potion and you're good can I get wait do i I guess I do have to splash it on him yeah all right don't despawn don't you despawn on me now be cooperative be cooperative please be cooperative this will be good though I'll have two remaining splash potions that I can use on Cara because I do need to do another hits I need to make strength pots as well or save for more villagers it's not exactly like hard to get I just wasn't ready to have a bunch of mushrooms but anyway okay buddy are you ready and golden apple yay what do you have do you have like really good trick he immediately goes to leave wait oh you're a freaking Wow one emerald ah he's a freaking farmer though wait I can I can cause you to lose your profession though bye I need to make a lectern I need to make a lecturing don't try yeah okay um let me get the elector is it working hours right now is it again like turn is that I do have okay can I open thank you I should already bookshelf nope I don't have a bookshelf at all yes okay hey buddy well do you like to be more useful profession okay just hey come on let's be maybe you can knock you down into the bottom floor come on dude I want you it should be worked when is it how is he gonna how am I gonna get him to lose his farmer thing do I have to get him far enough away from is there a farming station out here or a composter block that's getting in my way [Music] I'll put them in a boat you're gonna put them in about your right where would the other work block be because he walked towards the door I guess I could remove these oh he needs a bit well there is a bed right over there I can remove these for the time being some torches - oh he's a fisherman oh it's because of the barrels yeah I can't really do much about the barrels I don't I don't what can I do about that hmm maybe I can yeah I'll just boat him far enough away I guess sorry we're having some roll overs in the Georgie tea right now jump in hop in do we're going for a ride let's go get in okay he doesn't want to get in get in oh now you're in alright good call good call okay so what we have to do now is we have to get him far enough away from the barrels during work hours I don't know when work hours are gonna be though and then there also might be the problem of this is gonna be tricky and I might not be able to accomplish it ASAP hmm how am I gonna do this because I think he's probably still too far within range yeah I don't know what the best way is gonna be to make this happen uh-huh you know I'm guy might have to focus on that excuse my burp focus oh that's where I put the thing right here let's get these strength pots going I'll uh I'll just I'll let the dude stay in there for the time being I think I might have to get him away from the house otherwise just not gonna be a possible thing to get him to switch his profession that was uh was a problem dude that was a problem dang I should I should have just had the lectern plates down already but I didn't even think about it and that was it was a mistake to be completely honest with you and I am sorry for that anyway though strengths pots bullies drink pots for days okay let's get some of the egg coin starting amounts in there any others I could do a potion Jess our potion barrel I actually have a potion barrel I guess for the time being a girl like that I need some glowstone do I have any glowstone now three glowstone dust so that'll be good you know what the blaze chess could be everything to do with potions that's probably probably a decent idea all right we got our strength two's this is gonna be good and then we could put our weaknesses to use actually on Cara as well do wait the question is do I do we feel confident I mean if I rock a strength - there's a pretty good chance I am gonna do some damage without taking much damage in return thanks for all the water bottles if you get that so it's like oh I could just put down the other ruling stand will be faster this way hey bud um you wanna move you want to move a little bit I want to move I don't have to feed you a cookie yeah okay it's not working guess I'll have to just put it down somewhere else or actually let me silk touch this no and then then the birds not gonna move and then I'm gonna have to not and then I'm not gonna be able to put that in god dang it alright that's fine I'll just put the other thing right there oh okay Oh give him uh give him a cookie yeah it's always a good idea to do that let me catch up on on notifications real quick we had three tiny cats with ten months Kay chili with the five hundred bits Thank You chili Ollie and jgm or equal thank you the subs just a card thank you for the 200 bits watch the fit prank video you're right I need to do that as soon as I get through notifications I need to watch the fit prank video Kennon is lit thank you sub Poly's Delta stanky the two-month spell armor thank you for the thousand bits Doge Jesus thank of the eight months cross blur thinking of this up we'll baby nothing thank you for one year SVN t thank you for the three months um born Janine thank you for the two hundred bits if it makes you feel better she demonetised a lot trying to do how did she die though it's poison I mean you take damage when they hit you but that means she didn't move away when she got poisoned okay that that does make me feel better read our 2014 Thank You with his very own admits King mr. block cat Jacob real thank you for the sub roast oh thank you for the two months Stacey are thinking of 250 bits Darth cheeto king cobra thanks for the subs power on the house thank you for the six months used you the C scoop challenge I feel like that gets brought up every single stream Jay Pepin thank you for the two months I supposed to say something here you can or can't doesn't really matter corn head not leave thank you for the subs miss whimsy thank you for the six months Mari Anjali thank you for the 200 bits I have not seen any more scorpions fortunately Skippy boy better cheddar thank you were deserves an RDA gaming thank you for the tier two sob that's pretty dull yeah that's pretty dope your Anna can move water or you can use water to move the bird except if I used all my buckets to get tricking yeah anyway alright let's do that well it's got you up in here so let's see I totally forgot though to cue up the link to it so if anybody does have the fit link again feel free to link it to me on Twitter otherwise I guess and I just searched CaptainSparklez fits prank maybe that'll bring something up Oh Jordan here's where fit finds the prank freaking the one tweet that shows up and that's the right one alright hold on here we go this is looking like what we're needing here okay whoops all right and then let me get this switched over [Music] you're not gonna see my face it's just gonna be all webcam but yeah hopefully I do not get to monetize well this is rolling but anyway yeah this should work I think yeah there we go okay well - notice me please whoa here's your daily dose of cringe before I sleep thank you so much Lucas do not ever make me say that ever again but I hope you have a good evening Jay Paul says arm-wrestle CaptainSparklez at twitchcon you got it man if he's going all our wrestling that'd be a tall order didn't Oh what who put that in there I'm talking to that summit but what oh this ain't cool dude wait he always see me he made it worse for the lot likes me who did this oh oh you gotta be kidding me oh that ain't cool man all right we gotta save all this stuff Toronto we gotta save it pronto I got a all right fantastic back to minecraft there we go okay I'm not dead nobody nobody waited until then to jump on me that was great I'm glad that we got the chat replay in there as well I like how right before it happens someone's saying arm-wrestle me at twitchcon I here's okay here's a problem I would love to arm-wrestle I'm actually very good at armwrestling the problem is if someone else is actually strong and I have to try my arm hurts for a week afterwards cuz I have this I have like this bicep thing issue this sounds like an excuse but it's just disappointing because I do like actually arm-wrestle people I don't mind if I lose but it's like I have this issue where if I do to like it if I do a one-arm pull-up as well it does the same thing I am destroyed for a week I can't do like benchpress I can't do pull-ups and I can't do any any upper body stuff but whatever I'll I'll take the week long hit of discomfort if yeah whatever did whatever my arm strength is good apparently too good for actual the physical connections in my arm because I will break it my arm is apparently too strong for itself yeah anyway whatever I don't know how big he is see if he's my size I feel pretty confident if he's a big dude then I'd be in trouble but pound for pound I I think I have a good chance hmm just depends how big how heavy he is okey-dokey um our rights anywho let's get the glowstone in here strength to pots all over strength who's four days there we go contraband once the cops get back on the server okay um where do I put that is in here oh very good see the problem is if I'm like all right time to go after Cara and immediately people are gonna pop over into her chat and be like he's about to come get you he's gonna have a strength pot in a week two spots and he's gonna be all tall geared up and ready it I'm gonna be like god dang it guys do you want to see me fail is that what you're going for I also really really need to get some serious regeneration here in the EXP department so there's that shy let me get some more mushrooms in the forest because if I'm gonna make more potions of weakness then that's gonna be a good thing also I need to be carrying a totem I have not had my totem for a while and I need to get a TV there we go gives me just a little bit extra a little bit extra juice you know when I'm out there oh and notifications are off because it went into the wrong scene that would do the trick there we go and we're back sorry about that mess it up okay let's go get some mushrooms real quick and maybe I can get some experience it'll help with my armor to you know actually going to the going to the grinder might not be the worst idea because I need to repair my armor which I guess I could just do with diamonds it's not like I can add any enchantments to it at this shoot I don't have any arrows a hypno arrow I need arrow that's his problem yeah I could just repair with diamonds but I don't know that might be really expensive on some of them so might just I might actually have to do it actually just just do monetizing some mobs might do the trick as well just going out into the forest you know D monetizing a few monsters in the meantime let me get an arrow cuz why don't I have an arrow in my inventory I'm not really sure check chat I miss some stuff I miss some stuff [Music] seen anything in chair there's a lot of stuff going in chat o.o VC C I like how everyone is definitely between streams mm-hmm yes uh so I know you're mad probably um I have a proposition for you yeah well it's that um if you promise not to hurt me I'll give you all my blue ice how much blue ice do you have quite a bit like six stacks hmm [Music] I mean if if and I'm not saying there are but I'm saying if there were hits on the table I can't like I can't not do those I suppose we could put them on hold for a moment but I can't just like not do them you know but just try not to encourage it's I guess is what I'm saying like whereas in right now or just in general in general what yep what wait what where is this coming you're the one who is none stop doing stuff to my house and trying to monetize me there they are coming to my stream and putting hits on you I even raised my prices just for you and they're still doing it okay like but I'm not encouraging anything okay how about in exchange for the blue ice you delay all hits today we're gonna delay them today I can do that okay joke's on her I probably wasn't gonna have time anyway so it's fine yeah that that's fine as long as here you are you you if you attempt to hurt me I will fight back though of course okay I'm glad that we're clear in that cool okay where are you so I can give you your blue I'm at my house okay or near it I should say I will be back and there before you unless you were already there don't worry everybody this is fine I am gonna need to work on a better axe I'll tell you what as soon as she arrives I'm gonna strength pot up and I'll have the weaknesses available I'm gonna stay strength potted stay weakness potted if I start getting hit it goes down so that's what's up that's what's up but yeah my sword is still lame and I just need to go get some sharpness over at the champion setup okay let's go and put these back you guys back in there and believes rods there we'll have a couple strength pots on us I do want to sleep in the bed so that I spawn back here if things do go south but sadly I missed my opportunity and then the weakness pot as well okay we're good we're ready nothing to be afraid of here unless she's a really really good axe but I only thing that I'm afraid of is my armor breaking because it's getting low and I just need to go get experience in order to bring it back maybe the chickens are good to breed again no god I just wish that this thing right here was better mmm actually let me run a test real quick cuz I have I have the sharpness book here I want to see if I can even enchant this one like if I just got I could okay so if I get sharpness 5 I can just put it on that axe and turn that into the big boy axe so that would work great and hopefully that'll be the case how do you feel about monopoly and also to add to that I lose early on and then it just keeps going and I'm like well I have nothing to do now so that's the issue so anyway hey buddies oh yeah give me that sweet sweet experience I appreciate it come on come on Armour let's get it up there I think my armor is regeni how you feel about an OP elite inside of Minecraft it sounds even slower honestly but you know sounds like a thing this is a good question why aren't my levels showing oh I think it no I think it's because all of the XP is going to regen my armor right now that's what it is okay no caches here all right I'm still running away though I mean you're far enough away that I can't exactly chase so I think you're safe okay cool thank you I appreciate it where did you find all the blue ice in the Arctic mmm cool is that nearby my house nope no okay ah yes yes story about it oh yeah boyee what do we got here ah man it is literally just six wait wait wait wait wait wait can I just break it and replace it can I just break it and replace it oh please please tell me please tell me I can just do break replace yes and then no what do you know you idiot what are you close to what kind of stupidness is this you dumb-dumb holy crap I can get freakin emeralds four days out of this trade though but I don't want it no you fool you fool what did you grant what did you snag what are you even close to bro what is he even near how is he near the smoker the smoker is so far away shoot the smokers over here how did he even get that it's ridiculous that's ridiculous what did I didn't do that I didn't do anything wrong and friggin he's at the craft it's not the crafting table you fool you Flitz not the barrels the butcher would be the smoker right I'm pretty sure uh you can may take a second to get him drive him outside yeah braum I have to make us say I sorry I'm breaking lightning McPhee beets but a pig man alright I need to take him somewhere else [Music] though boat does not make him a fisherman we build a minion for at your base what is a minion for does anybody know what this is oh god help okay lectern boy here I might need to enclose him into a thing that's fine though actually yeah let me let me quickly I'm gonna build a little structure from my boy over here so he does not get demonetized by anybody okay it sounds like this is a bad idea it's a D monetizable topic Oh God so might like I am going to be demonetised if this takes place at my base I'm assuming this is like some kind of rule 34 minion thing is that what it is probably ah shoot I think we're beyond work hours now which is kind of a bummer so if I place down a lectern are you gonna update no you're not dang it's alright guys we'll have to we'll have to get them next time anyway let's do this this is gonna be our our villager update zone every time that it actually is daytime wait break them oh right the boat you're right you're right you're right Oh God how do I break the boat without breaking him admit I admit shoot no no I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I was just trying to hit the boat oh I'm so sorry dude oh god I hope that didn't screw everything up I really hope that didn't screw everything up oh baby zombies you are correct about that so we'll do that does he need a bed okay I didn't I'm sorry I should I the swords instantly break boats so all right here well give him the pink bed there we go okay now he will be a happy villager safe in his house that cannot be demonetized and I can go and get levels from monsters all right let me repair the house real quick Cory with the 20,000 bits did you have a hit to go along with that or is just you just wanted to you just wanted to give 2020 a just for the sake of the 20k my goodness your oh god frickin zombie pigmen just came in through my gap in lightning McPhee suit well uh yeah Thank You Cory this is pretty kind of you I'm just I'm just waiting to see if he had a anything do you want to add as far as like a hit to that or something Cara asked me a question and shat what it okay what is it oh you don't know no okay I'll try to say it in a way that won't get you demonetized okay okay so some people have a can I say the word kink well you just did but yeah that's fine okay so some people have this king where they have fantasies about being eaten or eating someone sometimes okay we're talking like a legitimate like cannibalism or the other kind of eating someone kind of like cannibalism but more like you are small enough to fit inside their mouth but what is this attack on Titan kind of what no but it it it also kind of goes along with having a kink about being smaller than your partner like small enough to like be held by your partner and then but is there an actual like real world version of this like this exists somehow like or unless you know Shaq personally and you're his girlfriend like it doesn't really work okay gotcha yeah so basically it's being eaten by the person you have attraction to or vice versa I guess okay and literally literally just being consumed and therefore you are demonetized as the end result no you don't necessarily have to be demonetised but how else would you be eaten by someone you well you get swallowed whole so you're able to like pass oh it's Jonah and the Whale yeah more like that so is Jonah and the Whale like the original four I mean it's usually done with two consenting humans but I hate suppose someone's got a thing for whales though probably I'm sure someone has a thing with there's a whale in the nether come now oh is that that's for you go inside yes so that's basically oh so you can be Jonah in the nether yeah you can well I had no idea huh yeah okay well the wit so what would a minion voor be though so it'd be it would be a minion from like despicable me but I'm just trying to think like how would the oh god I forgot there's no cooldown on this server because I've been playing regular survival in 1.14 wait is like well yeah what would that be get them into voice chat and ask for detail I kinda want to hear okay oh I'm gonna I'll go into theirs and I'm gonna ask for details oh okay so can you explain to me what a minion voor is because I bother [Laughter] listen listen I lied all my life I was not expecting mr. CaptainSparklez to come oh my god dude I'm gonna vomit I mean I I didn't I didn't know what a bore was and Cara just explained that to me but then I didn't know how that translates to a minion I'm still not getting answers here somebody yeah I equated it to Jonah and the Whale yeah okay just imagine that but a minion but who like the minion is eating something where is something eating the minion like a baby goblet you know I mean that doesn't seem that Dee monetizable wait why are you gonna like detail out the organs and stuff no that's all I mean is it gonna be is it gonna be on top of the existing minion structure or do you like oh I do I do really like the existing one it's great I know I can tell and you added a banana or did somebody else add the banana was that inspired by like back in the old Maya night days I would actually like eat a banana on stream before the stream started is that true no bananas oh do they oh yeah I don't know minion Laura no but minion Laura but you are a minion don't you see this - yep it's my long-lost persona okay yeah well I mean if you want to do a minion eating another minion I suppose that's that's okay oh it's it's amazing and I've wanted to actually add a big wing on the back bigger than the existing wing but I keep getting sidetracked by Cara doing things just everything pretty much every time I get on I'm like alright I have this great plan for the day and then it just all goes to hell and then I mean minion horse sounds like good content to look at though once it's all ready to go I don't know about that we added mountains Kingdom now oh wait so what yeah what is the progress on that do you want to come and find out I don't know so I have to be out in nine minutes do you think that's enough time to appreciate it yeah yeah alright um give me one moment to see if I can get my cured villager to have some good trades and then I will be right with you awesome alrighty let's see let me just throw some of this stuff back into here clear out the arrows and what not from my inventory and I guess I don't really need most of this stuff but bones can go in the bone chest that you excuse me I really need any of that but okay cool yeah I guess don't do children do not Google these things that is correct okay really quick let's just give the villager a try and then we will go over to falling Kingdom and see what's been going down since we're last there okay actually let's get work my way into here and okay are we in business hours why are you still a butcher you idiot dude what are you doing why are you still a butcher is not business hours yet it might not be business hours yeah that might be the issue hey be be good come on dude come on when is it gonna be business hours hey guys when is it business hours on minecraft for villagers do to change his profession oh yeah he does bro which I'm pretty sure we're not even supposed to have if I'm being honest what why not because because the rules no overpowered farms that was one of them why won't you give me things oh my god this dude will not change his profession why are you stuck this way I'm sorry I wish I wish he'd give you what you needed a dick donors I do too it'd be great yeah absolutely refuses that really wants okay I'm back have you gotten a whale fact mr. sparkles I have to wait uh have I gone to whale facts yeah you got a whale yeah that's the whale I was talking to you but talking to you about it's on top of the post office oh okay he has to interact interact with it yeah he to get interact with the thing he's a butcher and there is no butcher block anywhere near him and he won't change and update his profession I think once it once it is a profession you can't change it that's false that's kind of cringe no that's false it's literally just literally just changed it oh I just changed it then I deleted the lectern and there we go but there we go good job respiration - okay here hold on I might have to just do a little bit of this all right flame not bad I am gonna I'm gonna try to do an epic gamer move here and then I'll go see Fangio come on be a fast boy update your profession what oh you good I think no I think I've done a very bad bad decision you break fallen Kingdom no I Ching mm-hmm not yet I was recording a video like before I left and I was recording it at 1080p and I forgot to switch the resolution so I'm just streaming at 1080p with a with a really low bitrate oops oh oh okay come on come on button it's cool to hear that my my I can't there's a problem I cannot fix that God dang it like I just want sharpness oh I can't change my bitrate hold on alright this is gonna be a very bad idea let's try this all right chat we're screaming at the bitrate that you need for 1080p we're gonna bro I just I need sharpness on this thing God dang it God dang it come on come on fortune to oh I might actually not have time to go see fallen kingdom but I just want this to work quick no sharpness or mending mending is probably not gonna happen but sharpness would be great or even like sharpness three and that way I could just work it back flame mm-hmm I know we got sharpness 4 in a previous video when I was doing this so I know it's impossible but it's just rare it's like getting a super rare pokemon card out of a pack where are we on time oh I don't have too much time left respiration 3 I know I know once we trade with him it's it's not gonna it's locked in so I just want to get the good trade I guess I could leave him be multi shot guys I have some bad news I might I might not make it to fallen Kingdom because I need to like ooh that's not a bad one but I'm gonna well are you guys gonna be on like tomorrow or so it God dang it I just really wanted to do daily okay yeah I just want to I want to freaking get this to where I have a villager who's giving me like a really good enchant for one book looting three is good too for one book for one book oh my god thank you silver hair will burn not sober Wilbur for the whale what's your wall fact but then what holes can mate with Dolph but then once I stick with it then it's like oh it's one emerald in one book um no just you should I use you sharpness shoot I'm looking for sharpness for the axe yeah oh god I'm gonna have to get off I'm gonna get off I don't have any the emerald in my inventory you know what I'm just gonna I'm gonna dip I'm just gonna dip and I'm gonna hope that nobody messes with my villager in the meantime so alright just we're gonna leave you there but we're gonna leave you there and just keep you nice and comfy and just hope that nobody is mean we'll just do this I'll do that then I'll just get to stay in this enclosed area perfectly safe perfectly safe and then we'll um he shouldn't despawn villagers don't don't just despawn they have to actually be demonetized by something who is that where the two red will went I think because I had a couple spare red wool I think that that's where they went to okay well let me yeah I guess I'll just uh I guess I'll wind things down there peace dreams now Chad uh yeah guys I I will have to get the tour tomorrow it's probably better that way that way we're not in like a rush and I'm kind of showing around just one side of it you know and I actually do have to like get going aside of somebody else waiting on me sadly for an all are you doing another McLaren tour ah no playing diversity to see missing our content for someone else's content okay it was pre-scheduled I'm sorry guys I stick to my commitments is yeah zine character character we are guys all I'll try to be on like I don't know tomorrow or something we didn't see each other at another place that VidCon I wasn't at VidCon anyway so you know no but you you I did you should have come skate should have come skate did that's fair convention not VIN me Jordan always catch guys later alrighty thanks for tuning and everybody hopefully you've enjoyed as always make sure to follow the stream if you're watching on YouTube and go over to twitch TV / CaptainSparklez these are streamed live you can subscribe on youtube you can check the playlist if you want to catch other episodes you might have missed and like the video if you're on youtube thanks for tuning in and if we're live if you're watching online right now we're continuing don't worry about it but otherwise just wanting down this episode thanks for tuning in and next time around I'll try to stream longer because that way I can fix anything that breaks and then also focus on you know the other stuff that I have to do because tonight was limited I could have been on an extra half an hour but my computer pooped its pants before I was able to start the stream so I had to worry about that anyway thanks for tuning in catch you guys next time

Channel: CaptainSparklez 2

Views: 72,092

Keywords: captainsparklez, minecraft, smp live, smp live minecraft, captainsparklez2, minecraft multiplayer

Id: KSFjUXHsDpQ

Length: 65min 46sec (3946 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019