Minecraft, But You Shapeshift Every Minute

this video i attempt to beat minecraft but with a huge twist every minute i turn into a different mob this gets super challenging as some mobs have very little health and some such as a fish require water to survive some mobs can fly some have special abilities and much more also i tried streaming this on my twitch multiple times but didn't have that many viewers so if you do want to be featured in some of my videos go follow the twitch link in description also make sure to subscribe before 300k and enjoy three two one oh god oh no no no this is not the greatest way to start off oh my gosh i'm a phantom okay wait wait can i just swim in the water without taking damage all right i'm chill with this i'm chill with this come here fishy come here i know it's not every day you die from a phantom punching you in water but today is that day come here you're mine now you're mine i cannot believe we just killed all of our brothers and now we're one of them i feel like this is just karma the problem is guys if we go out of the water now uh we start drowning oh wow this just this just looks so funny dude what even am i i can't imagine being a salmon in real life that would suck we're a little bit disabled we are but we're fine oh now we're a bat okay okay we're making progress here we're going from eh to and plus let's go over here oh lava pit that could come in handy later on that could really come in handy oh there we go baby there we go let's just quickly sleep in here i need your bed sorry no offense okay let me out let me out dude oh my gosh let me out oh my gosh i can't fit through the door now okay you know what we're just gonna use your crafting tape why am i so short okay finally let's go and get the hay bale so we can stop eating salmon i kind of feel bad um let's just mine some stone real quick hopefully we don't transform into a mob that is incapable of mining stone don't think there's a mob like that oh we're squid okay so now we're kind of incapable we're we're a little disabled but it's fine because i think there's some water over here don't mind oh my god no no no no the water was just not working no what what what i swear i was in the water we should probably end up using this bed for a respawn point sooner or later i have a great feeling that we're not gonna last that long we just aren't okay as soon as i say that dude see this is what makes this challenge so hard the cool thing about a blaze watch this die pig and look we're gonna get some roasted pig too never mind okay let's try that again i did not know blazes were capable of getting so much food such a good idea i am so smart to think of this oh i might have said that tree on fire definitely didn't commit arson we need to go kill that iron golem as well but i'm scared the hitboxes are different so if we get a gas and we're killing an iron golem there's a good chance that he's gonna be able to hit us even if we're three blocks up in the air literally eye level with the hay bales i wonder if this is how short people feel donkeys get double health bro i never knew donkeys were so op the only thing about donkeys is they're pretty big they have a fat ass we should probably go ahead and kill the iron golem while we're a donkey i'm sorry i had to end this way i'm sorry i know you want some of this ass oh god oh god oh never mind never mind dude i'm sorry i'm so sorry for what i said oh we're a dolphin that's not too bad oh my gosh no what he has the reaction time of a god you just want to keep making things harder for me okay okay we're gonna go out come down here and face me like a man just die bro yes finally oh we're a creeper oh come here i'm sorry i just had to i won't do that anymore what is wrong my anime oh boom john cena oh yeah we're good on food okay let's put this shirt on all right we're making our way out of here oh let's get a bucket as well so if we turn into a fish or something we can just put water on ourselves and get that get that instant oxygen or what would you even call that that instant h2o okay there was a lava pool over here i want to go mining first because we're definitely going to need some armor also in the nether we can't use a cauldron i tried it i tested it before i started this video it doesn't work oh we're a cow the most useless mob in the game no actually it's probably not the most useless but it's definitely up there all right let's mine down all i'm asking for is a little cave oh i'm hearing some lava oh my gosh this is so cool we can literally mine like a one by one oh there we go there we go oh gosh there are mobs oh yeah we're friendly what's up guys how you guys doing i forgot we're one of them for now at least please give me another mob i don't want to deal with all these creepers not right now oh we're a bat okay i'm pretty sure bats might be affected actually let's see yep he doesn't like me anymore definitely doesn't like me good thing we can fly and get away quick bro i am one of you stop attacking me boom boom oh my gosh we're ravinger i don't even want to look at how large we are we can't even fit through half of the cave at least we didn't start suffocating that would have been so annoying oh my gosh this looks hilarious oh we're a zombie okay that's good that is really good let's go ahead and make full iron oh we need to get some flint we're a magma cube oh no we have half a heart i do not want to go near any of these mobs okay we could actually mine some gold i think there's some gold over here oh we're a rabbit okay that's great now instead of having half our we have one and a half hours guys we're making progress okay we're turtle now we still haven't got a gas or anything like that so i'm actually kind of glad because gas can be let's just say not the best okay let's make the flint and still and boom we're ready to go the nether let's collect this gold real quick hopefully we can get some good trades all right we also need to make some golden boots real quick oh no this is gonna be scary this is gonna be super scary dude okay where are we where are we oh buddy there's another fortress over there that's good it's kind of far it's a teeny bit we just don't need to get a fish if we get a salmon if we're literally like five feet away we could potentially die we're almost there not gonna god bridge or do any of that fancy stuff we're trying to make a nice modest living all right we're a phantom oh this is good this is good please tell me this blaze isn't gonna get mad nope he isn't hey bro what's good oh no he's mad oh we got a blaze rob we got a blazer okay let's put this in there okay we've made progress we've made a little bit of progress oh we're squid oh no oh no soul sin soul sand no no no oh my gosh that could have been really bad that could have been really bad we need to get a mob that has more than four hearts no bro i'm not trying to fight you right now oh yeah we're a big daddy now that means we're going straight in oh he hit me he actually hit me oh we got another blaze rod that's good though oh no we're a parrot that's not good we can look around see if there's any blaze spawners well we get this chest real quick not a bad idea i don't want to mess with these withers dude looking pretty scary not going to lie oh you know what we can do with this boom we can teleport yo what's good man i'm a enderman yeah don't mess with me bro okay here's here's the blade spawner right over here this is exactly what we needed oh god we're so tall doesn't mind this like help or something oh no no bueno no bueno no need to worry hopefully we don't get a dolphin or a donkey that's great [Music] oh no we're burning we're burning get me out of here oh no we're dead we're dead oh my gosh we gotta go back and get ours please don't tell me it fell we're not gonna take any damage okay bro what the hell why was he why was he aggroing me okay let's just get our stuff whether skeletons are not our friends oh no get me out of here oh we got another rod or a phantom that's good good mob oh look at that look at that perfect this is so good you got three rods let's take it back all right we have six rods we might need a few more let's go back and get like one or two more and then we're good oh oh gosh oh gosh that was close that was a little too close oh no they hit us what where puffer fish poor puffer fish no no oh my gosh how are we still alive we're gonna die we're gonna die we're just gonna die right here because there's no way we make it bad in the nether portal okay okay please tell me our stuff didn't despawn okay oh my gosh that's good that's good we got it we got it oh we're vex now okay that's good that's still good oh we got it we got it we're done with the blazes finally dude that took so long okay now it's time to go trade come here get in there get in there who's your daddy who's your daddy oh we're a rabbit no dude [Music] oh no huh okay we gotta stay behind here while they trade it'll be fine it'll be fine hopefully they don't despawn all right they're still trading all right we already got 19 arrows that's pretty good just keep on trading boys i'm coming back in a second once i get a better mob just took a screenshot of my cords just to make sure we don't lose them any inner pearls in there boys any inner pearls please tell me you didn't scam me oh my god no ender pearls are you kidding me you guys just rigged it bro you you just rigged it okay we're gonna have to mine some gold i know you got some goodies somewhere in there oh fireball no no not oh my gosh what is your problem man i know you want some of that gold yes sir give me some of those trades okay while he's trading we're just going to go get more oh we're a horse okay that's new we're going to try and get some more gold while we're trading okay i think he might be done trading or maybe he's mad at us now okay we got a little bit more gold for this guy boom what's in there oh there's inner pearls in there oh gosh we can't even get in there i'm a salmon again we're gonna die there's no way we make it at the portal let's just stay right here so none of our stuff falls off okay we're a bee all right let's get our stuff boom put on our armor real quick okay let's collect our stuff oh my gosh oh my gosh dude no way okay i don't know how lucky that is whatever dude we're out of here we are out of here we got everything we need dude okay we got our trades we got our trades it only took 40 gold but we got him dude we got him all right let's just go ahead and make the end rods wait what are they the eyes of ender why did i just say in rods what what am i saying oh we're a dolphin oh no not a dolphin bro anything but a dolphin usually blocking yourself in water is not the best idea but today it is i honestly feel like i'm doing myself a disservice right here i feel like i'm i'm making myself drown but in all reality i'm i'm helping myself i'm literally helping myself right now oh god okay we turned into an intermittent luckily all right we should be able to make it up now we should be able to make it up that could have been really bad a friendly old oh my gosh what okay that looks a little bit weird i'm not gonna go into that perspective again oh thank jesus we see light once again all right we're out of here oh no never mind we're a salmon we're gonna stick around here actually we can go ahead and see which direction it's going in okay this direction all right good we're actually doing pretty good guys a lot better than i thought it would be salmon in the desert bro just a normal old day pigs watching the view i wonder if you were just a random pig and you just saw a salmon flopping across the desert how would you feel i'd feel pretty uncomfortable not gonna lie even the rabbits are uncomfortable okay we're a magma cube wait wait we changed it to another mob oh we're a parrot that is good that is very good okay let's just make sure we're still going the right direction okay it turned a little bit that could be a good thing right all right we probably need to sleep real quick i don't oh there's a village over there actually oh my gosh okay we can get some more beds we can get some more beds but remember it's in that direction let's get all these beds over here here let's sleep real quick as well ever seen a parrot sleep in a bed nope well now you have all right it's daytime again nothing to worry about oh we're salmon of course of course we're salmon because why wouldn't we be literally dude i swear this game just hates this girl there's a good bit of beds here this is really good you know what let's just get some more of this wheat real quick okay and we're on the road again baby we're about to go through a jungle salmon in a jungle that kind of sounds like a rock song okay i don't know why i'm still placing water i think it's just ptsd from being a salmon so much oh we're a guardian oh that's so great that is so great we're still not through the jungle and we're a guardian oh man a guardian has a lot of health i never knew guardians had that much health that can be right no there's no way okay we need to eat some bread real quick oh we're a spider pretty sure yeah we can climb up things dude that's so sick yup look at us dude we're just climbing through things oh baby spiderman's back in town no that's not a mushroom biome i thought it was a mushroom biome and that'd have been so cool i'm surprised i haven't got a mooshroom yet that would be so cool it's like my favorite mob the spider is also one of my favorite mobs i wish i could spit webs oh we're a b now this is so good all right where is it going we're still going this way we're just gonna fly we're just gonna fly as fast as we can hopefully we don't go too far okay let's just throw one while we're over this water okay can we go a little bit this way oh there we go baby all right guys the time has come okay let's set a bed let's set a bed all right can we get down here dude the spider's so fat bro this we're gonna do like a four by four just to get down here this is why we've had to make so many pickaxes because literally we're just huge every single mob seems to have like the hugest hitboxes mining is a pain it's okay though it's all worth it in the end it's all worth it if you get the views right we're almost there i can feel it and i may not be the spider anymore but i'm still getting that tingly sensation we have to be close zombie piglen okay it must be lower it has to be lower oh god let's just make this a little bit bigger just in case we get a ravager what if we get the inner dragon while we're in the end that'd be crazy oh my gosh a magma cube again there it is there it is hannah our pink guy's just broke okay we're gonna set another bed oh my gosh oh my i hear lava wait is that no way no way oh my god okay there we go all right let's just wait till we get another mob a better mob something that is not going to die in one hit because if you guys do remember magma cubes all right we're a zombie again we're a zombie here let's just place one right there we need to be super careful i am not no speedrunner boys let's go we are here oh god i didn't even think about this can we place water here yeah we can all right we're fine we're fine right just a little bit nervous we need to quickly make a buff we got a lot of arrows that's good all right we should be good to go okay let's just make another actual quick here we go boys just purl oh god we're here we're here okay i'm coming for you in the dragon just not yet because i gotta break these things hey i'm not trying to look at these intermen oh god oh god the ender dragon is hostile i thought we could be friends but i guess i am breaking your so come on yes come on dude give me some oh and we're dolphin now definitely not the best thing to be hopefully we don't aggro any of these endermen okay hopefully we get like an iron golem maybe something that can fly oh if we get something that can fly we can literally just go around and destroy the freaking oh my gosh we could just we could end this we could end the dragon so quick i'm aghast wait wait a second oh we can go destroy all of them we can go destroy all of them what the hell no way dude okay we gotta go get our stuff what just happened okay oh my gosh we gotta be we gotta be okay we need to get our stuff quick we need to get our stuff i don't care about you dragon perch do whatever okay this is so good this is so good at least we're getting our stuff at least we're getting our stuff back okay what again this is such a disaster oh god we're salmon where's our water where's our water bucket oh i see it i see i see it ender dragons stay mad ender dragon stay mad bro stay mad stay mad at me oh god in the dragon stay away from me please stay away from me just die already this stupid enderman what oh my gosh not again dude okay okay okay this dragon is perched so many times and i haven't even done damage to it yet okay oh we're a mooshroom the most useless mob oh my gosh we're the ender dragon we are you bro bro what oh god and of course we turn into a gas why i don't know how i'm feeling about this gas let me just get my stuff can i pick it up oh we can shoot we can shoot fireballs we can't even shoot him that much duh oh my gosh what is my inventory come on hit yes no way no way i hit that come on just let me keep shooting you let me just keep shooting you come on yes it's doing damage it's doing damage slowly but surely it's doing damage oh now we're a dolphin perfect perfect okay now we just need a way to transform into something else now we just need to wait blazes do nothing to the dragon what is this bro give me a different mob come on give me a different i'm a blaze again i'm a blaze again this is great this is so great i couldn't have asked for anything better i could at least hit him with my freaking fist yes yes dude this is actually sad i'm just hitting him with my fist this is so sad i think he's just gonna sit here and let me kill him yes yes yes yes yes oh we're shulker we're shulker that's good we don't want to worry about our freaking health anymore oh my god oh okay okay okay we're fine we'll just wait up here staying right here oh punch it with my fist let's go we did it as a ravenger in the end can we even get in the in portal can we even get in it i think we can let's go baby let's go we beat the game as a different mob every minute oh my gosh that took so much time a ravanger just punched the ender dragon to his last single breath thank you guys for watching and enjoy dude hopefully you guys enjoyed this because it was a pain

Channel: McBirken

Views: 1,989,125

Keywords: Beating Minecraft As A Different Mob Every Minute, Minecraft, Minecraft but, Minecraft mansave, minecraft but if I die my friends LOSE, beating minecraft, minecraft challenge, McBirken, But You Shapeshift Every Minute...

Id: ThihKV8nzT0

Length: 16min 55sec (1015 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 25 2021