Minecraft But I MIND CONTROL my BOYRIEND!

Oh What a Beautiful Morning great scoop Bella are you hungry for some donuts here you go oh wait today's my date with Nico I should go over to his house oh my gosh he better make it up to me for spending so much time with cash and Shady okay scoop fella don't get too sad by yourself I'm gonna go to Nico's house now guys Nico has been so mean to me recently he doesn't give me any attention at all he better make it up to me today by having the best day ever otherwise I'm gonna be so mad I might just have to break up with him knock knock knock Nico let me in I mean I mean Joey Zoe you want me to make you a diamond um Nico did you forget what today is past day of course it's our anniversary you silly we're supposed to have a Best Day Ever for what um our anniversary we've been together for six whole months that sounds like a boar yeah we should totally just eat bacon and hang out Nico yeah or Diamond I love diamonds Nico this is what I mean you never give me any attention anymore it's like you don't even like me it's not that it's just you I can't be around you for long you have cooties what girls have cooties so why would you date me then because one hour per day Zoe one hour per day but you're not giving me an hour right now cause the day is 48 minutes long what cash what are you doing guys clean up your bacon please I don't want it out of my house sorry you're just so freaking good I love bacon so you don't want to go on a date with me today no Zoe not today okay fine whatever don't ever talk to me again Nico guys I totally didn't mean that I want him to talk to me and I want him to give me his full attention I don't know why he's being so mean recently but guys since I'm here I'm thinking I should totally go up to the wizard and ask him for advice because wizard always knows the best he's definitely gonna help me fix this issue and guys who is your favorite character is it cash Shady Nico or maybe it's the wizard I think the Wizard's pretty strange so he's definitely not my favorite but comment down below what you guys think okay oh my gosh it looks like the day is clear today there's no dinosaurs so hopefully this trip shouldn't be hard only climbing like 20 000 blocks up to get to the Hut I sure hope the Wizard's in a good mood today cause recently he's been really rude and always threatening to kill me and my friends oh guys I've been climbing for what feels like 20 hours but I'm finally here and oh my gosh the donut enter side is still here I love donuts I'm totally gonna go ask him for some more oh my gosh wizard knock knock can I come in [Music] what do you mean what do I want you know everything so you know what my issue is what do you want you're all seeing so you already know right um yeah yeah the diamonds gosh fine I'll tell you what I want um so you know how I have this boyfriend named Nico I think you've seen him right he's come by here a few times oh yeah yeah the little blue guy wizard can you pay attention to me please I'm trying to tell you my issues there was a ghost oh my gosh you're so annoying here have a donut oh thank you I put my airplane there what okay fine oh you want one no no no no no no I I'm not I'm not the biggest fan of vegetables I just really like donuts um but yeah so basically Nico's been so mean to me recently he doesn't give me any attention at all like a good boyfriend should constantly be giving your attention and gifts and stuff and spending time with you but he just doesn't do that anymore yeah that's a problem I can't fit yes you can I'm sure you can you can do something that would help maybe I'll have something this is called uh the All-Seeing Spruce it gives you Powers magical powers this is a spruce sapling what are you saying wizard what are you talking about Zoe listen to me I'm pretty sure you're supposed to put that into a potion not just give it to me I'm not just gonna eat a full tree I thought maybe you would be smart enough to do it yourself craft a whole potion myself you're the wizard here not me yeah okay Zoe back up okay what oh my gosh this is poison why would you throw this at me don't breathe don't breathe the air oh don't breathe air Zoe stop I can't not breathe oh go outside bye Zoey what wait but you didn't even explain what this does [Music] oh my gosh he's gone and he didn't even tell me what the potion does oh by the way Zoe yeah that potion well I guess you can know already what that potion does what does it do to read my mind read your mind I can't read your mind but feels like I can control it wait I'm thinking that you're gonna say you love cats I love that oh it works oh my gosh thank you so much wizard hopefully there's no side effects oh my gosh guys I'm totally gonna go back to the city and mine can show Nico to totally fall in love with me and then we're gonna have an amazing wedding and have amazing kids together it's gonna be so good I'm so excited oh my gosh I just made it all the way down the hill and I don't even care I'm gonna barge into Nico's house and I'm gonna mind control him and he's gonna marry me right now hey Nico Hey Zoe don't you totally want to marry me right now uh yeah hey what Mary is this not a little bit too early Nico you said we're not gonna bury you anyone until we're like 50 years old what are you talking about yeah but look at Zoe she's so pretty oh my gosh this is working so well um don't you have a beautiful diamond ring for me no I have a gold ring I mean you have a lot of diamonds too because diamonds look in the fridge oh my gosh we can totally attach this down I'm into the ring it's gonna be so pretty wait no I want my diamond bag no you don't you don't care about diamonds anymore yeah I mean you can have all of them if you want yeah because I'm your wife or your future wife and your future wife is gonna get to have everything you have yeah that sounds good let's go oh yeah like you want to go now wait wait cash do you want to be my best man no I don't even want you to get married this freaking sucks why would you cash you want to be Nico's best man and you want to set up the entire wedding for us so it's already and good to go for us now that I think about it I totally want to set up the wedding and be your best man oh my gosh yay you're gonna be so epic here I'll pay you in Donuts okay Nico you get ready for the wedding and then me and cash are gonna plan it out and then set up the chapel and stuff yeah okay Zoe yeah I'll see you soon I can't wait to get married Future Husband all right cash this plot of land is looking really perfect so um do you want to start building that while I um I don't know eat my donuts over here you're not gonna help me at all what the heck did someone Fair no of course not you don't want my help you want to do it all by yourself I guess I do want to do it all by myself because I'm so useful all right well I'm gonna start building look I'm gonna use these blocks oh yeah this is looking pretty good pretty small too come on I'll make it way bigger oh my God this is gonna take like three hours so I'll be right back let me just do this oh my gosh guys these Donuts are so yummy I hope the chapel looks really nice once cash finishes building it because um I know he's not the best builder but I'm paying him enough so he should do a good job uh Zoe yeah cash what's up oh my hands are I need to take a break but I'm pretty much done oh okay oh oh my gosh she did such a good job you want to come give me a tour yeah well I'm obviously the best builder in the city of course I'll do a good job look at this I even added your favorite flowers and I made it oh my gosh you should totally blow up all of these flowers what wait what I mean fine if you want me to wait what are you what are you doing count no you were just building this oh my gosh you're gonna kill me oh should I blow this one up too I guess so because you told me to what no no no what are you doing oh you asked me to do it no I didn't what are you talking about I didn't even say anything yeah you did I literally heard you I'm just doing what you want which I blowed up some more like this no no no no no oh my gosh oh my God Zoey why the heck would you want me to blow up my own building you know how hard it was to build all of this why are you telling me to build it and then blow it up like what is wrong oh my gosh stop blowing it up rebuild it please this is not looking good fine but why did you want me to blow it up in the first place what's wrong with you Zoe wait I think the Mind Control potion has side effects wait the what potion has what effects what are you talking about oh I'm just talking to myself I'm like uh discussing like what what the cake should look like for the wedding I'm like oh it should have like a beautiful side and like a potion in the middle of course that would be super nice oh my gosh guys the wizard told me that the potion would have side effects I hope this doesn't ruin the wedding because I really want it to go well okay well cash you can finish rebuilding this and I'll go talk to Nico and tell him that we're basically ready all right um just don't don't tell me to blow anything up again okay I know it took so long to build this yeah I won't but don't you think we need a Caster oh yeah where can we find a bastard I don't know wait isn't that weird dude that lives in a purple house a pastor oh yeah I think he is oh my gosh I'm totally gonna go see if he's home and maybe he can help us out with the wedding all right all right guys I'm back in the city and then hopefully I can bribe this dude with donuts too I mean I do still have my mind control so this should be easy hello Pastor hi hi Pastor DN you want to be my pastor for my wedding right yes I would love to be the pastor of your wedding oh okay that's perfect it's happening in 28 minutes from now somewhere over there I don't know the exact location but you need to be there and you need to marry me and Nico I'm gonna go let him know now oh my gosh I'm so excited to tell Nico that it's all set up and ready knock knock Nico oh oh Zoey Zoey Zoe hey oh hey can you come with me for a second yeah of course I I want to show you something I got some clothing that I want to ask if it's okay to wear oh yeah of course tell me okay so I have my dress your dress no you're the husband you can't wear a dress I can't wear the dress can you wear the dress oh yeah I can wear the dress yay that we thank you what about my hat I like my hat it protects me from Diamonds oh yeah it looks so good we look like such a great married couple if it takes me from Diamond Zoey yeah I I heard you say it the first time see it doesn't hurt okay well um the wedding is happening in 25 minutes somewhere over there I don't know the exact location but you better be there I'm excited yeah you're so excited and cash is gonna be the flower girl and your best man and so that's super exciting right yay okay I'm gonna go let cash know that he's the flower girl now but um you should come soon okay Zoe how do I leave your house by the way oh thanks bye-bye you're welcome bye Zoe oh Cash Cash are you here are you ready oh yeah I'm just finishing up these these benches so it looks way nicer oh yeah I have something to tell you by the way you're also gonna be the flower girl so you're gonna throw flowers around while I'm walking like right behind me so it looks all nice and pretty or wait right in front of me I'm not sure how weddings work wait but I'm not a girl why would I do that um you're gonna be my flower girl yeah it's fine if you say so I'm gonna be your flower girl oh in the past three's here already oh my gosh hi Pastor hi oh my gosh this wedding reception is looking so beautiful is Nico here yet oh hey Nico oh my gosh you look so great go stand over there did you bring diamonds yeah I have that one thank you yeah next to the Past faster and um flower girl are you ready to go I'm ready what kind of flowers do you want pretty ones okay fine I'll just get you a bunch of bacon magenta stuff because I know you love that color yeah okay it doesn't look like we have an audience at all so after you finish doing those flowers you can like maybe sit down or something yes ma'am all right oh I think we're ready to go oh my gosh this is so exciting Nico wait Nico wake up I mean I'm up oh okay thank you thank you flower girl you can you can go now do you want to stand a little closer to me all right pastors your turn so you two are going to get married yes yes of course we are do you swear to love each other forever and blah blah blah blah blah blah no you don't you don't Nico I I don't wait what do you mean you don't say you do what you told me you don't no no you have to say I do I do yeah he does I do also okay well now I present Zoe I present Nico in cash as husband and husband what what no wait what a shady yes guys guess what hey what happened Nico what is going on Shady Pastor help us this is not going very Pastor you have to fix it they have to get divorced oh my gosh everything is going Wrong Nico Nico you love me right say you love me I love you so why aren't we married why are you married to him you told me the pastor wait what no no that's not what I said but the pastor told me that we're married no I did it oh I guess we are married now Nico that's kind of weird but we can play Nintendo switch for the rest of our lives what oh my gosh here you take these Donuts maybe it'll fix your mind because he's so happy [Applause] [Music] oh my gosh guys we need to record this to the police I don't know what's going on that totally sucks guys um we need to go to the police right now yeah you're right who the heck would have done this why it's a man it's the bastard oh my gosh I told them to make the wedding beautiful not blow it up he told me to do this no Pastor I wasn't mind controlling you for you to say oh my gosh I'm going to the police okay guys we're almost at the police station we're gonna report this and the pastor is going to go to jail right yeah maybe but I kind of want to go play video games any bacon with my new husband no you want to come to the police station with me oh my gosh why isn't it working can me and Cass do it later yeah we can just come later yeah oh my gosh my mind control isn't working I'm just gonna go alone let's go play Minecraft oh my gosh police officer officer hello officer Diane wake up here here's a donut to wake you up I think somebody's honest I'm I can't eat them anymore what do you want I need to report a crime that happened uh what crime you guys are always reporting crimes I'm so sick of this I just want to sleep and eat my Donuts that's your job you have to fight crime oh my gosh the police is useless in this town I don't fight crime I just shoot whatever I want that's all I do whatever I was getting married and my wedding got like completely destroyed and blown up and it was all that Pastor that lives in that purple house over there oh very interesting oh but the thing is there's no Pastor that lives in there and also can I see your marriage certificate I just have my ring oh well you know without a marriage certificate it's illegal to get married right yeah but but the pastor married cash and Nico I don't know if you know them I feel like they've probably been in jail here before so you might know them but they're married now so I don't think that's right either yeah but they're they're guys so nobody really cares you sound crazy though what Pastor there's not even a pastor there I'm telling you my wedding was ruined and then the whole Chapel was blown up officer you need to help me blown up well we would have definitely gotten reports of like TNT and explosions but yes I'm trying to report it right what do you not understand but we didn't hear anything I think you're just making this up listen here follow me right this way I'm gonna put these cuffs on you make sure you don't try to run just uh let me bring it why are you putting this on me I just I didn't do any anything yeah but you might try to run you need an evaluation as you might have a couple of mental diseases or something oh my gosh okay fine just just tick Huffs and leave me leave me to myself hey hey Dr Diane you're gonna have to uh talk to her she's kind of cuckoo and maybe we can put her in an asylum or something just take care of her for me okay officer Dean Zoe doctor you you could be the problem okay before I say anything I just want to make sure that I can actually trust you you can't violate your hippo agreement right you can't tell the police anything oh yeah if if I was theoretically a doctor I could not okay well so basically I went to the wizard and he splashed this potion on me and it made me have mind control and for a while it was all going well and it was working correctly and I almost got married to my boyfriend but then at the wedding my my power started malfunctioning and I I started mind controlling the wrong people and like they did the wrong things and then the wedding was ruined so I just want to go back to normal I don't even want these Powers anymore no Zoe I have no idea mind control you say yes come lay down on this bed for me I'll find the needle what no I don't under the needle Zoe lay down on the bed oh my gosh okay okay fine I can't exactly go under the needle it's a little too long it's fine it's on your legs don't worry Zoe it'll be on your leg doctor where did you go okay okay so we um now spread your legs what that's mind control that's mind control Zoe doctor I'm telling you it's mind controlling dude see I'm gonna need to go and grab something from the back you stay right here Zoe um okay doctor no um my control normally has a bunch of side effects did you experience any of those while you were under the spell I mean yeah I wasn't as hungry for my Donuts like I usually eat like 5 000 of them a day and I just I ate like two in total so like I guess not hungry and I mean my head does kind of hurt oh okay so nothing too serious normally it's like death I mean I'm alive so so obviously I'm not dead that's why I got you this potion it will totally cure whatever's going on with you oh my gosh finally finally modern medicine is doing something okay so I'm gonna stand over here right there and then right can I stand up yet um yes yes okay you are going to call me fat oh okay perfect it's not working you're fat Zoe but um I I will not yeah I did it on my own free will what I'm not fat is it because I eat all of these Donuts speaking of which oh my gosh I'm so hungry okay well thank you Doctor here you can have my ring since I'm not getting married anymore bye-bye oh free ring oh my gosh guys now that I'm back to normal and I can't control anyone's mind anymore I think I'm gonna go apologize to cash and hopefully he's not too mad but I mean I know Nico's gonna be a lot more mad because whatever it's fine I'll think of a way to fix it knock knock cash come in oh my God I'm racing oh yeah like close my door what what do you want though I'm sorry I forgot to close it but I just wanted to come here and apologize for the wedding I'm sorry for making you be the flower girl and stuff I guess it's fine but like I don't know why even maybe I'm not even a girl Zoey I'm sorry and I'm sorry about the whole thing with like you marrying Nico I don't know how that happened that Pastor was totally insane to be honest I don't even care we're just gonna play video games all day it's gonna be so fun oh that does sound kind of fun I know I bet you wish you two were married but that was me yeah of course I wish we were married our wedding well that's unfortunate Zoe but it's okay we're probably gonna get divorced pretty soon either way whatever I'm just glad that like nobody died or anything it could have gone worse right yeah Shady only broke like three of his legs and two of his arms but otherwise it was perfectly fine what Shady was there I didn't even notice him he Blends in so much yeah yeah but uh now he's gonna blend in with the hospital and I guess maybe the funeral because he might be dead anyways I don't really care about him but I do care about Nico and I know he's not gonna forgive me so easily so what do you think we should do maybe you could give this Nintendo switch oh maybe wait but doesn't he have like 10 of them this game such a good idea look it's a Mario Kart we should definitely do it like a go-karting like party or something he would totally love that oh my gosh a surprise party we're gonna grab him and then blindfold him and bring him to the go-kart course I feel like that might be a little bit much but we should totally bring him to the go-kart okay um I think we should just go right now we have no time to waste okay let's go [Music] I do because um I'm kind of nervous I have a good idea why don't we put all these bags and pretend it kidnap him and then we're gonna tell him it's us that he's gonna be so confused that way it's a real surprise oh my gosh you're so right oh look the door is open wait wait so we come here look take this gun we're gonna have to hold him hostage oh okay all right let's go let's go sweaty what get on the ground right now I actually get up on the ground follow us right now follow us yeah follow us follow us oh you sound so do I know y'all no you don't um wait let me drive let me drive hey okay okay I'm sorry all right don't try anything funny hero so we're gonna have to blast your brains out Nico okay wait how do you guys know my name well it's above your head silly yeah don't worry about it though all right come here follow me follow me stand right here here that's dead right here stand in this corner corner don't look okay Nico turn around LeBron surprise oh my gosh we planned a surprise party for you and we're gonna go go karting but um there's only two cards so you guys both get to go and then I get to be the referee like I'm so excited I didn't think it was y'all oh and I also got the switch for you oh my God oh so you forgive me for what happened at the wedding then oh that's not that's on the past okay here's some donuts for you too because I know you both love donuts just like me oh I ain't know nothing very good bacon is so much better I mean it didn't even taste that good can I have some more bacon yeah I have some bacon all right husband I mean Nico let's go raise okay okay guys are you ready for me to count you down three two one go oh my God oh my gosh I'm right behind you wait no no you're in front of me oh the second lab I'm totally gonna win oh my God how did you get ahead of me this is so unfair what cash is under the water this looks so weird now they're both under the water hey wait check this shortcut out Nico look I'm gonna go on the staircase but you can't catch up to me oh I'm literally in front of you Nico what are you talking about um you you're not in front of me wait what how are you in front of me you're like one millisecond in front of me this is so unfair know what you're gonna do oh my gosh what I won oh my gosh Nico you totally won that was so cool yeah of course I saw oh my gosh cash what are you trying to do they go catch this wait oh okay well are you guys ready to do this for the whole day the whole day all day I'd rather play a game the cat okay well you guys can just sit over here and then we can all play together wait give me one switch also um I have like 10. oh okay thanks oh my gosh guys this is so much fun I'm having the best day ever I know I've totally been meeting you guys in every race you guys totally suck at this you should get better oh my God you're actually tired wait why do I feel so dizzy wait what are you okay wait Zoey you okay Zoe wake up what's happening Oh What a Beautiful Morning we ever have my oh my gosh wizard Zoey yes I'm furious with you um would a donut make it better no Zoe it won't make it better why am I here what is going on I don't remember anything you under the wizard spell with some fake potion yeah of course I undid it it was having horrible side effects Zoe do you know the consequences of using a fake undo potion no why would I know death oh my gosh not again do you wanna die Zoe no no no no no no no please you have to help me I have a piece of paper telling me that the only way to undo your undo spell is to find me a crystal a crystal wait I've done this before hold on is it the same crystals that you had last time no I don't know if I believe that wait I remember what the last one was what what there's nothing down there it's not down there Zoe go outside maybe you'll find it and if I find it will you fix me so I have no more side effects of course okay well I'm gonna go outside mom where could it be gonna be in this route somewhere behind it maybe it's in these flower pots wait oh my gosh oh why am I moving like a zombie am I turning into a zombie what's down here I don't want to go down there that's scary oh my gosh is it somewhere back here oh my God I feel it again oh my gosh I'm gonna turn into a zombie if I don't find it soon oh my gosh where could it be he definitely hit it in one of these trunks I go to the back here is it in front of here oh my gosh I found it the lightning dragons okay I hope he doesn't turn me into a dragon but um Mr Wizard I found it all right what the Zoe these are the side effects back away okay well here's your Crystal I have my crystal please please fix me Wizard and guys if you made it this far into the oh my gosh wizard stop doing that anyways guys if you made it this far into the video then thank you so much for watching make sure you like make sure you comment something nice and obviously make sure you're subscribed if you aren't already right Mr Wizard right you're already subscribed to me right oh yeah and everyone else showed me too you anyways this video was so much fun to make and I mean I think cash and Nico both are asleep so it's just me and the wizard for this but anyways thank you so much for watching and make sure you click on one of the three videos on the screen right now okay bye bye guys

Channel: Aphmau (Parody)

Views: 125,094

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Id: WtN91dBrXNM

Length: 26min 44sec (1604 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 07 2023