Minecraft, But Every Enchant Is Level 100,000...

in today's video whenever we enchant the enchantment level is a hundred thousand i don't know what should i just mine oh god no i'm gonna do it three two one oh my god the goal to beat the game can we control the overpowered enchants watch till the end to find out let's do this all right three two one and go go go go there's a tree over here so in this world apparently enchants are level 100 000. now we got to get those enchants so you know we're going to have to grind a little bit but that's fine i like grinding especially grinding on wood what i don't oh no no no i meant like actual wood i didn't even mean oh god no homo i was just trying to say random things and it just okay like ah anyways let's just go ahead and grind all right but this time on stone that still doesn't even listen we're just gonna grind first off all right let's get the rest of the stone pickaxe let's see we can make a hoe we can make an axe oh wait oops axe and you know what i'm feeling kind of frisky let's make a shovel kit i don't know why i made so many of these things but we did we need to try and get diamonds as fast as we can uh wait what the oh my god not only did we just find a village how did i not see that how did i not see that let's go dude okay so this is gonna speed up the process by a lot especially since wait where's the thingy there was uh oh okay it's over there hold on hello mister bald man yeah hey bro watch out watch your jet bro watch out why are you getting so close bro your breath kind of smells like dooky booty so let me just go ahead and put you out of your misery let's just bully the bald man i'm no longer bald okay i never was i don't know i don't know what you guys were talking about i totally didn't go ball twice and there you go we bullied the ball man we like this cut and we got five dude i'm telling you i'm telling you my luck is just immense you know what else is immense my forehead all right that'll mean my brain okay so um let's see okay easy free food we're getting the food we also have free food over here we're gonna have to get obsidian which i'm really pranked that's just obsidian in there that would be so bog and before we craft our we here is the moment of truth come on do you have any good trades oh wow for 17 emeralds i can get a trash sword because every enchant is going to be level 100 000. if we enchant though not trade sorry buddy your your uh your system is now absolute and okay hold on let's see okay well i mean like kind of dang it kind of not still insane we got an iron pickaxe which we can instantly mine diamonds with okay well this is lit we already have pants we're protecting where it counts and what's inside of here okay nothing that's gonna help us i literally don't think i need anything uh let's just quickly grab ourselves some wood we need to get paper we need to get books right or more importantly book shelves wait speaking of bookshelves aren't there some in villages i don't know which house they spawn in though is it this one oh this is this one yep right here oh my god yo yo i'm so sorry my guy i know i know dude i'm such a bully i'm stealing all your books made by mozart or whatever and okay i think that's literally it there's no more books around here are we technically speedrunning minecraft no but we kind of are oh there's a cave right here i could actually go down hold on i was going to just quickly joint this real quick yo we found some iron there which i don't technically really need i just need diamonds we're basically speed running the enchant table that's essentially what i want to do because once we get the enchant table gamers things are going to get pretty insane now i also need some glass and you guys are going to see why glass is linked with xp and oh wait that was so tall wait i i broke it too soon did you guys see how many sugarcane was stacked there it was literally a stack of four like not even artificially it was real we're going to need glass for glass bottles to turn them into xp bottles which i know sounds crazy but listen nothing is impossible when bionic is on the the run i don't actually know what i don't know what i was going to say there i was hoping i was going to have like a cool little line but apparently not and oh that's so pretty bro this world is so beautiful guys oh my god let's go back to that cave we found because that was a thick boy of a cave no way it was trash so we just mined down from it though yes yes yes let's do that let us break the first rule of minecraft all right cool dead end psych there ain't no dead ends from where i come from that's actually mine with our other pickaxe to save the good old durability okay boomer oh wait i definitely should have gotten some more wood though oh i'm gonna regret that i mean as long as i keep my crafting table i think i'll be fine i don't know what i'll need more wood for i just can't lose this crafting table i have one job to not be a jobless rob okay i gotta just keep grinding and come on we need a lot more xp we need to find some lapis too oh yo i just broke oh my god dude no way i said it i said it and like that literally spawned oh my god oh my god is this not super rare what is that not super rare are you kidding me that's how you know this is gonna be a banger video ladies no and gentlemen what i needed to make man i needed more wood if only we could have are you kidding me oh my god oh my god oh my god there's so many mobs dude there's so many mobs there's so many mobs just blah blah blah blah blah oh my god oh my god run oh we did it kind of i failed but it's fine i'm still alive baby let's actually get let's make a bucket like okay we're go oh okay come on who's shoot me in the butt okay let's swim upwards all right yeet and yeet okay and of course there's still freaking creepers here stop stop stop stop oh my god go go go go go go upside down rocket ship and bang easy easy oh my god no no no no just fall to your death what listen guys i appreciate the xp like i i really really really do but i'm just i just need to make some xp bottles i want to head in that direction of the ravine because i feel like that's kind of like unexplored oh my god as i was saying though i want to head that way guys but let's quickly collect some wood just in case yeah there you go i think 16 should be good enough 16 planks yoink and okay let's just avoid this and we're going to get hello golden apple pog actual pog bro okay go go go go go go go go go go and come on anything promising around here okay i mean that cave goes up this one goes down oh oh my gosh this is gonna be amazing we're gonna be able to craft so much xp bottles even an infinite xp bottle and now we just need to find some diamonds oh my god we found it we found it we found it we found it we found it yes dude and we found lapis oh my god okay this is actually pretty poggies this is pretty poggies i do say so myself now i'm actually going to go just put this water down here and then mine the first diamond oh there's more yes oh my holy diamonds bro how many how many how many would you just get there's no oh i thought there was more right there we got six oh that's perfect okay let's go ahead and craft ourselves a pickaxe bro we might as well do that right away easy bangers dude and then now let's go ahead and make ourselves um well we need two for the enchantment table right so i mean should i just go ahead and uh i feel like i should just low-key mind the obsidian and while we do literally the most fun thing in minecraft mining obsidian said no one ever i'll take this time to say if you guys haven't already and if you're new to the channel just subscribe why not with post notifications on you get to join the cyber army and we're going to be taking over youtube this year and i want you to be a part of it so subscribe and if you haven't already just smash the like button to beat the youtube algorithm and i think this is it i think there we go oh my god and oh my god there you go yes we have the enchantment table okay now what we should do is um i don't know if i have enough i think i definitely have enough lapis and enough sand i mean i have more lapis right here oh wait yeah yeah the reason why i want bookshelves is to unlock the other enchants like fortune like knockback all of these enchants are gonna be a hundred thousand don't believe me literally watch this i'm just honestly gonna enchant um this this thing you right here boom efficiency a million or a hundred thousand sorry i mean we can do another one where it's a hundred thousand but or a million but hold on yo it literally works okay well but you see what i mean right if we only do level one we're only gonna get level one in chance so yeah yeah oh we gotta be careful we gotta get sharpness which is gonna be really easy hold on i can literally get a sharpness 100 000 buck or i could just enchant oh my god hold on a second it would be hilarious i think you guys know what i'm about to do bro oh no no no no no no we have a sharpness 100 000. now the attack damage isn't even true by the way because the max level is 32 000 whatever whatever sharpness 100 000 will insta kill anything it doesn't even matter if it has more than a 16 000 attack damage it doesn't matter it only shows that because it's trying to limit like the crap but no no it's actually a hundred thousand bro that's crazy but with that said there we go we got our glass easy now according to my calculations if we go like this there we go yeah i'm actually going to just turn all of them into glass bottles there we go we got 18. and if i go like this oh yes there we go we can craft bottles of enchanting oh my god this is not okay i've never done this before but what happens if we go like this and then like that okay no that doesn't do anything what about like that no how about like this oh my god oh my god we broke up just when you thought it was insane just when you thought it wasn't insane enough we have ours oh my god really bro you're ruining the moment man all right well time to test this thing okay well what i'm not taking any damage i'm not taking any damage to protecting a hundred thousand all right let me just you try on it all right well now that we know we have the best weapon ever um let's continue to grind for the best enchants but if we make the bottle oh my god we have an infinite xp bottle bro this bottle will give you infinite xp oh my god great what have you made dude here goes nothing man shout out to him if we splash this on us we get infinite xp i don't know how this is i don't what does infinite even look like it's just gonna be the the eighth sideways and boom oh my my xp's still going up wait what wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is that what it means it's just gonna forever be going up are you kidding oh dude wait wait you guys have to watch till the end to see how our xp like ends up looking dude i'm so excited oh my goodness all right well this is big brain time boys okay okay so now that we have infant xp now we just need to make a bunch of book cells right basically guys if you didn't know you get the best in chance like i'm casually killing everything on gold pieces so that might be big brain i'm not gonna lie we can use the nine gold to make like a pickaxe with fortune a million or like a golden sword with like looting oh dude that would be so fire bro okay and i think we're literally at the surface now let me just break this thing please okay there you go yeah we're at the surface oh finally oh and the village is right here wow okay that's pretty pog wait we're about to hit level 100 what oh my god this is insane this is too insane and now let's get ourselves infinite wood could imagine if we get a trident and get like channeling a hundred thousand stuff oh that would be so insane and no the zombie no okay i will put you out of your misery my guy i apologize it was the blacksmith he was a good man psyche he wanted to trade me some doodoo enchants meanwhile i have level 100 000 now okay so this might be a little bit embarrassing but i kind of don't know how to craft the uh the bookshelves is it just like this or something like oh it is oh wow that's actually fairly easy all right and boom now we have only three are you serious dude we need so much more one eternity later oh god no dude what that that that's it that's it oh this is gonna be so much harder than i thought man all right gamers i got enough cheese let's make a cheese pickaxe and let's see what can i get so touch no but i don't want so touch 100 000 because that's kind of useless oh man all right screw it guys i'm gonna go for it and so touch 100 000 all right whatever let's see what can i get now look at efficiency and i'm breaking ah this kind of sucks we have one more try though do i still do it or do i wait oh god i don't know man i actually don't know oh my god oh my god oh my god we did it we actually have fortune a hundred thousand oh my god oh my god what are the chances of that what are the dude it literally said efficiency and of course it's not just fortune one it's not just fortune too it didn't even fortune for my guy it's a hundred thousand oh my god hold on i have to i have to test this bro i have to test this i don't know what should i just mine oh god no i'm gonna do it three two one oh my god oh wait what oh my god oh my god i'm lagging oh my god i'm lagging wait what what are you kidding me are dude no no this is cracked this is actually cracked this is actually cracked oh my god oh my god no way dude we actually have infinite wood we actually have infinite wood wait what this is yo this is actually broken okay well i have to chill because i'm about to ruin it because it's only a gold pickaxe so we gotta be a little scarce now what do i even need to do bro i'm actually bro oh my god bro my guys i'm actually lagging a little bit i don't know if you guys can tell but um i can't even oh no i don't even have three lapis bro i mean that's that's not really gonna be a problem but now that we have fortune i don't really know what else i would want i mean i also have silk touch literally right here so you know what screw it dude yeah efficiency 100 000 bro easy literally easy dude i'm so dumb i'm sold oh no i have infinite books but that's fine because i have infinite wood oh my bruh i i literally have the cheat code gamers i literally have the cheat code and hold on there's another cave here oh goodness please no please no dude my game is lagging so oh that's why it's lagging oh my god oh my god dude stop i just need to find the one ore that i want diamonds and gold or should i go to the nether and mine gold there oh big brain oh you died no no no no oh my god i actually almost died there go go go go go go go go go go go oh we found diamonds let's go okay wait is it gonna work we also have a bunch of sitting here i don't know if it's actually going to work with our freaking i mean it's a golden pickaxe hold on are there multiple diamonds though oh there's lava but there's multiple diamonds that's what i meant to say okay perfect let's just turn oh my god dude this is so scary bro i just insta-mined the obsidian by the way okay so let's make sure we safely i get all the diamonds and i'm gonna test it now three two one fourteen hundred thousand versus a freaking diamond and yeah yep i thought so okay so we can't get it because well it's a diamond ore i can't mine it with a golden pickaxe normally anyways wait can i use silt touch on this guy oh my god wait how come that works but then not the four okay well that's just stupid it's fine it's fine at least we have one domino which is all i need and okay let's go and just mind the obsidian thank you all right and bam so you know what let's actually go ahead and screw it let's just enchant okay let's see if this works i'm gonna try an iron pickaxe fortune oh my god oh my god oh my god we have the portrait we have the fortune we have the fortune i just need um i need i need i don't have any lapis are you kidding me where's my lapis there's lapis right there oh my not okay and going like this should equal oh my nuts the god pickaxe the god pickaxe sorry fortune gold pickaxe i don't need you anymore ye and now we can oh we have so many diamonds oh we're rich boys let's go dude actual part where's my water i don't know where my water went oh wait okay i'm actually a psychopath so hold up hold on wait i'm pretty sure i made my damn chest plate we can easily just do this oh what is happening why is it jiggling like that let's see we can get protection for um honestly should i just oh fire protection i'm gonna go for this and then okay we just we honestly got voodoo boots i don't know if i want these because they're just kind of normie enchants i mean yes see there you go leggings is fine i need the protection where it literally counts let's get our chest plate uh thorned yes yes where's my lapis i don't know where my lapis went oh god okay there you go i want like feather following my boots not some boring protection you know what i'm saying so let's get thorns there you go oh my god did we just get an protection a hundred thousand okay this is broken oh my nose what these are the best boots i've had dude that's it that's it we don't have to do anything else i mean okay wait they don't have um feather following protection so you know what let's try a little bit more let's try maybe like one more time yolo okay and okay i don't have i ran out of lapis screw it bro screw falling protection i don't care dude i have everything else i have soul speed bro and death strider oh my nuts okay let's do this let's do this let's go in baby let's go win with all my wait am i even ready do i have enough oh yeah i do and okay we're in we're in we're in do we get a good spawn uh i don't know what i do know is i just need to find one gold oh it's right here three two one my hymen no golden cheese forever oh my god this is actually cracked okay let's just make as much cheese as we can duplicating yelling and there you go baby just like that we back on top oh my god dude all these entities are so annoying fire aspect oh my god oh we're gonna knock back fire aspect okay beats the other knockback sword oh my god yes we got the looting we got the looting and it has sharpness okay well i guess we don't really need this regular sharpness now because we have looting and unbreaking okay now we can go in the nether don't mind me just speed bridging over orange juice with cheese blocks here you go take all of that yeah yeah yeah boy matter of fact i'm gonna test the fire aspect on you yo oh hold on look like a hundred thousand just makes him take vertical knockback and he's oh my this sword is just insane all right yeet oh my god oh my not what okay well we're done we're basically done gamers we're basically done that's it looting a million or whatever oh my oh no skull unfortunately all right let's see how cool this is going to be boys and ye i got none and okay i got none again what is my luck dude oh go oh my goodness okay i'm out i'm out of mouth oh yes yes he's just this one dropped it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god come on yes yes yes we got 64. oh my goodness dude this was so annoying this was so annoying to get but we did it all right now we can head back boys oh my goodness dude we have 32 eyes of ender i want to trigger someone ye yeah you're triggered i threw inside of a cave goodbye village you were good to me bud it's time to beat the game boys oh my god we just found another village what okay then oh okay we're going back now it just went down and now it's going okay wait i think it is straight down okay let's definitely not use the fortune let's use the efficiency [Music] okay and we found it boys okay well something tells me that if we keep on uh holding this chest plate um this is exactly what's gonna happen to the dragon it's gonna get just yeah it's gonna get one shot wait i think i can also just one shot the dragon though too should we use the knockback on the uh well that enemy is gone okay so do we just do i just i like your gut she him hold on hold on let's hit him with fire expect a hundred thousand first let's see what happens come on okay there you go i hit him and then okay it's not really working fire aspect doesn't do anything how about knock back up no knock knock doesn't do anything how about sharpness a million well uh we just killed him as expected really with uh 1500 levels uh we could have just you know had the chest played on then we would have beat the game anyways let's beat the game whatever okay whatever server glitch that happens let's actually beat the game this time like this three two one we're going to spend oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god you just die already and one hit there you all might okay well yeah there you go we did it boys now we can properly end off this video like subscribe all that good stuff thank you guys for watching today's video i'll see you in the next one should be some other videos on the screen i love you peace

Channel: Bionic

Views: 7,054,841

Keywords: minecraft, Minecraft But Every Enchant Is Level 100000, minecraft but, minecraft challenge, level 100000 enchant, minecraft but challenge, bionic, family friendly, challenge

Id: 66RrM35i7s8

Length: 17min 28sec (1048 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 11 2021