Miles Morales: Stuck in The Insomniac-Verse!

all right let's do this for real my name is Miles Morales I was bitten by a radioactive spider oh not that one for those that need to know my dad died pretty heroically I punched her friendly neighborhood Spider-Man in the face sorry and I exposed myself to Peter no no no no with all of that out of the way now let's talk about how I was robbed of my winter break foreign I did my first job with Pete escorting some cargo and of course that cargo turned out to be Rhino who got loose hello it was a really wild goose chase we went through the streets a shopping mall we helped JJ with his script I destroyed Pete's Pride and I got some food afterwards where he drops the bombshell that he got a cameo roll in across a spider verse are you talking to me so instead of me enjoying my winter break I had to be New York's only Spider-Man I decided to eat dinner at home instead my mom mentioned having a guest over I had to open the door for our guest of honor it turned out to be my old friend Finn hey I went back to my room too and by the time I got back out dinner was over we were washing dishes together I really wanted this to be my chance to have a Mary Jane of my own it's a date I I mean not a date you know a friend date I slept alone that night miles I lied Genki was on the floor as far as I knew my mom was holding a rally at the Roxanne Plaza and I didn't want to see another parent die on stage so I left to investigate the terrorist attack on the Brooklyn Bridge that's where I met the tanker which of course turned out to be Finn I may have caused that explosion but nobody died on my watch so I call that a success I became an enemy of both Roxanne and the underground lucky me the next morning I had to investigate the reason Finn became a terrorist conveniently there were some video diaries explaining everything I won't but tonight be for nothing I had to go to the Roxanne lab to grab Finn's phone there wasn't any explicit content on her phone No One's Gonna care about a few sick people up now but I did see enough evidence to shut down roxon I went to get coffee with Finn who told me all of her plans so I put on my suit and Chase that babe down I caught up to her but she kicked my ass she had me pinned down but I wasn't gonna let her kill me so I pulled off my mask for last Act of sympathy Maya my plan worked but I couldn't move for the rest of the night the next morning I met with Finn at the church because if I couldn't lay my hands on her then maybe my words could have reached her instead I almost had her too what but Rhino decided to airdrop to the church and land on me when I woke up the first thing I heard was an older man telling me and I'm gonna find out what makes you tick I blew up literally before we left the lab I just had to beat down Rhino One More Time Finn sent him to hell and then she threatened to kill me I'll kill you I was not gonna let her get away with threatening me so I followed her on my way to get her I got shot down by my uncle aka the prowler he locked me in the cell I think it was about the thing that happened earlier a subway pass for all the good I do in this city and you get me a subway pass no wonder my parents stopped talking to you years ago you're a cheapskate I don't want to talk to you ever again okay maybe I deserve that but I got tired of getting my ass handed to me so I decided to dominate his I'll let you down and then I disowned him I had to be better than that no I caught up to her again and she got physical with me again and not in the way that I wanted it to be so as soon as she turned her back I turned up she finally saw the error of her ways as soon as it became too late of course it shouldn't be happening I can stop it miles I had to be the hero the city needed so I had to sacrifice myself but Finn had to take the big hero moment away from me she sacrificed herself in the most offensive way possible funny enough I survived well he does have a happy ending my uncle did rat out Simon Krieger I got my picture posted on the wall and Pete came back to congratulate me [Music] go time I feel like this is only the beginning of my story and with two Spider-Man protecting the city we are unstoppable thank you for watching be sure to like And subscribe unless you want miles to take you to pound town

Channel: Sir Gear

Views: 17,223

Keywords: spidermanps5, milesmorales, spiderverse

Id: J2BC0Kh4uZQ

Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 11 2023