>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> I AM GOOD, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT MARRIED, IT WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST THING. IT WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOODNESS. >> IT WAS PRETTY COOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR YOU, FOR SURE. >> WE WERE YOUNGER. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS 19 YEARS AGO YESTERDAY. YOU CELEBRATED YOUR 19th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DO YOU GET YOUR WIFE? WHAT DO YOU GET A KATHRYN SAY AT THAT JONES. DO YOU FWKNOW WHAT A 19 IS? >> YOU LOOKED IT UP. >> Jimmy: I HAVE INTERNET NOW. >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: IT'S BRONZE. >> EOOH, THAT'S GOOD. I COULD HAVE DONE A SCULPTURE OF MYSELF. WE DIDN'T GET EACH OTHER MUCH. WE GOT EACH OTHER HALF A MEMBERSHIP TO A NEW GOLF CLUB. >> Jimmy: YOU BOTH LOVE TO GOLF. >> WE BOTH LOVE TO GOLF. ONLY ONE OF US COULD BE THE NAME ON THE MEMBERSHIP. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ONLY FAIR FOR ME TO LET CATHERINE BE THE MEMBER. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE HER PLUS-ONE. >> I'M HER PLUS-ONE. >> Jimmy: YOUR DAD POSTED SOMETHING VERY SWEET THAT CATHERINE POSTED. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. MICHAEL, YOU LEARNED A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON. TO STAY MARRIED, YOU MUST OBEY YOUR WIFE. KEEP PRACTICING WHAT I DO WITH MY WIFE. IS THAT TRUE, THOUGH? >> HE'S PRETTY GOOD. THEY CELEBRATED THEIR MARRIAGE, 65 YEARS. >> Jimmy: 65 YEARS. >> THAT'S MY STEPMOTHER. >> Jimmy: YOUR STEPMOTHER. >> 65 YEARS. >> Jimmy: HE'S 103 NOW. >> HE'LL BE 103 IN TWO WEEKS. >> Jimmy: TWO WEEKS. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THAT FOR 103? >> WELL, IT'S LIKE, SO, 100, OKAY, SO HE WAS 100. >> Jimmy: BIG. >> BIG BIRTHDAY. BIG BIRTHDAY. TROUBLE IS, WHEN YOU'RE 100, YOU DON'T REALLY WANT A BIG BIRTHDAY. I THREW A BIG PARTY FOR HIM, GREAT. 101. YOU KNOW? OKAY, LET'S HAVE A NICE PARTY. AGAIN, I DON'T, DAD, 101 YEARS OLD, YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY. OKAY. OKAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 102! SO HE'S BEGGING ME, TEARS IN HIS EYES. LET'S JUST HAVE DINNER WITH THE FAMILY TOGETHER. I CAN'T DO THIS. >> Jimmy: THERE WON'T BE A SURPRISE PARTY. >> NO SURPRISE PARTY. THE DIFFICULT AND AWKWARD PART OF IT IS THAT MY STEPMOTHER, ANN, SHE'S FRENCH AND BEEN LYING ABOUT LEHER AGE ALL HER LIFE. YOU'RE GOING TO BE 100, OH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T SAY THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO BE 100, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME. I SAID, ANN, IT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. WIKIPEDIA, YOU CAN LOOK IT UP AND SEE EXACTLY HOW OLD YOU ARE. SHE SAID REALLY? I SAID YES, EVERYBODY KNOWS. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S PRETENDING YOU'RE TEN YEARS YOUNGER. >> Jimmy: THAT IS PROBABLY A GOOD THING TO BE 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL LYING ABOUT YOUR AGE. >> EXACTLY. HEY, IT'S PRETTY GOOD TO BE 100 YEARS OLD AND STILL HAVE A HUSBAND OLDER THAN YOU. >> Jimmy: IT IS VERY GOOD. YOU, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU REVEALED THERE WOULD BE A SEQUEL TO "ANT MAN" THREE BEFORE MARVEL WAS PREPARED TO REVEAL THAT? >> I GOT, I, JUST AS I SAID IT, THE BLOWGUN AT THE BACK OF THE NECK CAME IN OUT OF NOWHERE. >> Jimmy: DID THEY TELL YOU BEFOREHAND? >> THEY TOLD ME, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY, I FORGET. >> Jimmy: MY FATHER'S 102! >> EXACTLY. SO THEY POLITELY, THEY DIDN'T COME AT ME LIKE KIRK WOULD HAVE. BUT THEY, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE, YEAH, NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY. OH, I'M SO SORRY. BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE A "ANT MAN." THIRD ONE. >> Jimmy: SO THEY DIDN'T. >> JANUARY 2021. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE MANY OF THE ACTORS WHO COME ARE FEARFUL ABOUT REVEALING THIS STUFF. Y BUT REALLY, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? >> THEY COULD DO A LOT. THEY COULD CHANGE THE PART. OR THE BLOWGUN IN THE BACK OF THE NECK. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. >> THAT'S A BIG ONE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO REVEAL WHO THE VILLAIN IS? >> THE SCRIPT, I DON'T KNOW, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT MAYBE. >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY HAVE WRITTEN A SCRIPT AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT. BACK TO YOUR DAD FOR ONE SECOND IF YOU DON'T MIND. THIS IS YOU, HOW OLD ARE YOU? >> I THINK I'M 5, 6. >> Jimmy: AND DAD'S TEACHING YOU TO SHAVE. >> ELECTRIC RAZORS. THEY HAD ELECTRIC RAZORS BACK THEN. >> Jimmy: IS THAT ELECTRIC? >> HAS A CORD ON IT. >> Jimmy: IS THAT AN iPOD YOU'RE LOOKING INTO? >> IT'S A MAGNIFIED MIRROR. >> Jimmy: YOUR DAD HAS A SPECTACULAR CLEFT IN HIS CHIN. SHAVING HAS TO BE DIFFICULT. >> THAT SHAVING THING YOU USE FOR NOSTRILS, HE USES IT RIGHT THERE. IT WORKS OUT. >> Jimmy: IT'S INTERESTING. YOU POSTED THIS, AND THEN YOU POSTED THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU AND YOUR SON TOGETHER. ALSO HAVING AN INTIMATE FATHER AND SON EXPERIENCE. [ APPLAUSE ] WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO? >> MY WIFE. >> Jimmy: AND WHERE WERE YOU? VISITING NEIGHBORS? OR WHAT WAS GOING ON? >> WE HAVE TROUBLES IN THIS ONE NEIGHBOR. WE HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH THIS ONE NEIGHBOR. >> Jimmy: NOT ANYMORE. >> A LOT OF ASPARAGUS FOR LUNCH. >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE GO BEING ING TO SEE A CLI THE NEW NETFLIX SHOW "GREEN EGGS AND HAMS. >>> MM, MM, HEY, MAN, YOU GOTTA GET IN ON THIS. I GOT ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US. >> NO, I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A CAR. >> OKAY. THAT IS AN ODDLY-SPECIFIC STANCE TO TAKE ON THE MATTER. >> Jimmy: THAT IS MICHAEL DOUGLAS IN "GREEN EGGS AND HAM", WHICH IS A NEW SERIES ON NETFLIX. IT IS ONE WHERE WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE BOOKS ON THE SHELF AT NIGHT, I'LL SKIP RIGHT BY IT, BECAUSE "SAM, I AM." IT'S THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. >> I REALIZED THAT WHEN I WAS SITTING THERE LHOUR AFTER HOUR N THE RECORDING STUDIOS. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY EPISODES ARE THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW, 13 OR 14. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE SECOND SEASON, OH! >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'RE ON A ROLL. >> YEAH. SO I DON'T KNOW, MAN. I LIKE TO MEET THE CAST SOMEDAY. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU NOT MET THEM? >> NO, YOU DO THE VOICE. YOU DO IT ALL BY YOURSELF. YOU HEAR IT AFTERWARDS, THEY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER. IT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE NOT DONE AN ANIMATED PROJECT BEFORE? >> I DID ONE TINY THING. BUT THIS IS MY YEAR I'VE BEEN DOING THIS 50 YEARS NOW, I'VE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS 50 YEARS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF. SO I LOOK FOR DIFFERENT THINGS TO DO. I HAD NEVER DONE A CGI MOVIE, MARVEL, EVERYTHING, COMPUTER PICTURES WHERE THEY WANTED TO DO THAT, NEVER DID ANY COMEDY, THAT WAS THE CAMISSSKI METHOD. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS VERY FUNNY. >> THANK YOU. AND THEN MY SON'S GOT A BOOK OUT "LONG WAY HOME", WHICH I'VE BEEN SUPPORTING HIM ON THAT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT THE SON YOU WERE URINATING NEXT TO. >> NO. THIS IS ONE WHO'S LEARNED BETTER. >> Jimmy: ONE WITH BETTER MANNERS. >> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: ARE THERE OTHER THINGS ON THAT LIST, BECAUSE YOU WERE SAYING WITH THE COMEDY AND CGI. >> THE VOICE, THE VOICEOVER REMINDS ME OF A, 50 YEARS AGODY A TELEVISION SERIES CALLED "THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] COME ON, YOU WEREN'T EVEN A DREAM. YOU WEREN'T EVEN AN IMAGINATION. AND THE FIRST AWARD THAT I EVER GOT AFTER DOING THE SHOW WAS A SHOW IN GERMANY, A SHOW WAS SYNDICATED AROUND THE WORLD, AND I'D GO TO GERMANY FOR THIS AWARDS SHOW, AND THEY ANNOUNCED MY NAME. I GO UP FOR THE AWARD. I'M SAYING THANK YOU ALL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I SEE A RUSTLING IN THE AUDIENCE, I SAY WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S HAPPENING? IT TURNS OUT, IN GERMANY, MY DUBBED VOICE IS THIS FANTASTIC, DEEP VOICE. AND I GOT THIS LITTLE WANKY VOICE COMING OUT OF ME. THIS IS WHERE I LEARN THE FIRST THING ABOUT YOUR VOICES, RIGHT? SO YOU MAY HAVE, LIKE IN THESE NETFLIX SHOWS, YOU'RE TRANSLATED TO 50 COUNTRIES, YOU HAVE 40 DIFFERENT VOICES EVERYWHERE YOU GO. SO I MADE A THING OUT OF IT NOW, WHENEVER I GO OVERSEAS PROMOTING A SHOW, I TAKE MY VOICE TO LUNCH. I LIKE TO -- >> Jimmy: YOU MEET THE VOICE ACTOR. >> I REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> MY BIGGEST ADVICE TO ACTORS FROM AMERICA, GO OVER THERE, MEET YOUR FOREIGN VOICE. THAT COULD BE THE REASON WHY YOU'RE DOING SO WELL. >> Jimmy: SO EACH PROJECT YOU DO, IN LIKE SAY, ITALY FOR INST INS INSTANCE, YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME GUY. >> UNLESS HE'S DEAD. UNLESS HE'S NOT AVAILABLE. LUIGI, OH, HE DIED. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LOSING YOUR VOICE. WOW, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING. [ APPLAUSE ] HAVE YOU MET A LOT OF THESE GUYS? >> I'VE MET A LOT OF THEM, SURE. I COUNT ON THEM. LOOK, OUR BUSINESS NOW IS 60% OF OUR BUSINESS IS FOREIGN. SO YOU KNOW, I DON'T SPEAK THOSE LANGUAGES. >> Jimmy: DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THEIR? I KNOW OCCASIONALLY -- >> I'M GIVING YOU A TIP, I'M TELLING YOU ACTORS OUT THERE LISTENING, BE NICE ON THOSE FOREIGN TOURS AND SEE WHO YOUR VOICE IS. >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR GUY DO OTHER ACTORS? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WEIRD, ISN'T IT? >> IT IS A LITTLE WEIRD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHICH ONES THEY ARE. THEY'RE A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THAT. A LOT ARE ESTABLISHED ACTORS IN THEIR OWN COUNTRIES. THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE EXTRA MONEY. >> Jimmy: ARE THERE AMERICAN ACTORS WHO ARE WELL-KNOWN WHO DO THE VOICE FOR LIKE FOR AN ACTOR FROM MEXICO? >> NO. WE DON'T TRAVEL FAR. >> Jimmy: WE STAY IN OUR LANE. >> WE STAY VERY MUCH HERE. LOOK AT ALL THE ENGLISH ACTORS THAT COME OVER HERE AND DO PERFECT AMERICAN ACCENTS, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S TRUE. I KNOW WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THEM. THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS. >> EXCEPT FOR MERYL STREEP, SHE DID MARGARET THATCHER, THAT WAS SO WONDERFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING. >> YOU DO ACCENTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO A LOT OF WONDERFUL ACCENTS. >> YOU DO A MATT DAMON. >> Jimmy: I THINK OF THAT AS AN ACCIDENT MORE THAN AN ACCENT. WELL, YEAH. ARE YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER? WHAT'S GOING ON? >> NO, HE, EVER SINCE -- >> Jimmy: HE JUST LEFT YOU AND WENT. >> EVER SINCE YOU INTRODUCED HIM WITH THAT STRAWBERRY LIP GEL, HE BLEW ME RIGHT OFF. >> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY. “GREEN EGGS & HAM” IS ON NETFLIX.
