Meet Claire's Mother, the Lime Tree - Modern Family

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How are you? Sorry. I would've knocked, but you know I abhor violence. Hey. Oh [Grunts] sorry, I was grinding polenta for our lunch. My arm's kinda tender. Polenta elbow is a real thing. Marianne Williamson was the only candidate with the guts to talk about it. So, Jer, how you doing? I'm hanging in there. Very happy to see you both. But the truth is, Claire, in this light, you're reminding me so much of your mother. Well, it's the hair. Same neck. [ Footsteps approaching ] Oh, you must be Jerry. I'm Dylan's mom, Farrah. How wonderful to meet you. Full disclosure -- I'm a hugger. I'm sorry, I'm not very comfortable with that, because I'm a kisser. [ Chuckles softly, smooches ] [ Chuckles ] Oh, what a lovely necklace. Well, thank you. It was made from the wreckage of a Japanese whaling ship. How can the same people that gave us the haiku want to hunt such a graceful creature? Uh, well, I can guarantee that absolutely no vegetables were harmed in the making of this salad. Actually, Claire, it's been proven that plants feel pain. Yes, they scream when you rip them from the ground. Oh, um, then you're gonna hate what happened to these grapes. That's okay. They're drunk. [ Both laugh ] Oh. Well, it is such a nice day outside. Why don't the two of you enjoy your wine in the backyard while we finish setting up in here? What a lovely idea. Oh, Farrah, did you know that Jerry is following the butterfly migration? All the way to Méjico? I'm gonna spend the winter and spring hammock camping in the Sierra Chincua sanctuary. That is one of my favorite places on this Earth. Oh, you've been there? Not in ages, but I would love to visit in this life. Oh... [ Door opens ] This is going so much better than we even hoped! [ Door closes ] It's so weird. Jerry has such a type. I mean, Farrah and my mom are the -- My mom. She's in the backyard. Ohhhh, right. Oh, God. Um, I don't know what happened. It's Dede. How did she get here? I thought she was at Mitchell's house. I don't understand. My mom's ashes are fused to the roots of the tree. Of course. Dede, I never would have flirted with another woman in front of you. Unless it was that kind of weekend, like that time in Taos. Ew. Dede needs me. I shouldn't go anywhere. But -- But what -- But what about the butterflies and Méjico? Claire, I can feel it. Your mother is in pain right now. Are -- Are we absolutely sure it's the tree? Because I do have an eggplant parmesan under the broiler. I don't mean to overreact, but I think the situation may call for some throat singing. [ Low-pitching vocalizing ] 00:02:26.772,00:00:00.000 [ Vocalizing ]
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Channel: ABC
Views: 806,897
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Keywords: family, gay, divorce, parents, colombian, mother, lime, tree, ashes, hippies, ed begley jr., julie bowen, ty burrell, rachel bay jones
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Length: 2min 35sec (155 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 05 2019
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