McCringleberry Gets Some Help With His Excessive Celebrations

>> WELCOME BACK TO THE SPORTS CHANNEL NETWORK WHERE SAID THE SAN ANTONIO SPARTANS FACE THE PORT LAND TIGERS. TIGERS ON THE SPARTAN'S 25, FOURTH AND TWO. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GOING FOR IT. >> STACKHOUSE TAKES A SNAP, PLAY ACTION FAKE, AND FLOAT ONE OUT TO MCKRINGLEBERRY. >> AVOIDS THE TACKLE, SHAKES ANOTHER DEFENDER, TOUCHDOWN TIGER. >> THAT IS MCKRINGLEBERRY'S EIGHTH FOR THE SEASON. >> NOW, HE NEEDS TO WATCH IT ON THE CELEBRATION HERE. THIS REF ENFORCED A STRICT TWO HIP-PUMP LIMIT. >> THERE'S ONE, THERE'S TWO. THIRD PUMP AND A FLAG. >> THIRD AND 10, AND HERE'S A SNAP, HANDOFF TO THAT MIAS, HE SEEMS IN NO HURRY TO GET TO THE TOUCHDOWN. MATTHIAS STILL EFFECTIVE DESPITE THE HIP AND KNEE REPLACEMENT AND THEY APPEAR TO BE BARB COUG THE BALL. >BALL. >> THIS IS GOING TO DRAW THE REF'S ATTENTION. >> HE'S FACING A 15-YARD PENALTY IF HE PUSHES THIS TOO FAR. >> IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DONE. >> HE'S TAKING HIS HELMET OFF, I'M NOT SURE-- AND NOW HE'S EATING IT. >> THE REF IS GOING FOR THE FLAG. BUT IT'S TO OFFER IT TO MCKRINGLEBERRY WHO DABS HIS MOUTH ( WHISTLE ). >> AND THERE'S THE PENALTY. YOU JUST CANNOT EAT THE BALL AT THIS LEVEL OF PLAY. >> A HIGH SNAP AND A HANDOFF TO MATTHIAS. HE'S GOING TO DRIVE THROUGH THE SPARTAN DEFENSE. HE IS REALLY SAVORING THIS RUN. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. AND TOUCHDOWN MATTHIAS. >> WHY DID HE FALL DOWN, DICK? I DID NOT SEE A TACKLE. >> THAT'S A BIG PLAY FOR MATTHIAS, HE'S FIRED UP AND READY TO CELEBRATE. WHAT'S THIS? IT'S SOME SORT OF PRETEND CELEBRATION AND HE'SULA SEWING MCKRINGLEBERRY, BUT WRLZ THE ROPE. >> HE'S MIMING, HE'S DRAWING MCKRINGLEBERRY IN, WHO IS SHIMMING IN IT IN, THROWING IT OVER A TREE LIMB, AND FRONTIER JUSTICE. >> THAT TOOK A DARK, DARK TURN, NOT SURE HOW THAT IS A CELEBRATION. >> THE REF MIMES A FLAG, AND THE PLAYERS ARE UPSET. IT APPEARS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR AN INVISIBLE BOX. >> AND THE REF IS MIMING A SHOWER. >> THE REF HAS PANTOMIME SOAP IN HIS EYES. IT MIGHT PUT HIM BACK IN THE REF'S GOOD GRACES. NOPE, IT DRAWS A FLAG. AND TOUCHDOWN MATTHIAS. HE IS PUMPED ABOUT THAT ONE. DOES A LITTLE QUICK HOT POTATO WITH THE BALL. >> THAT'S A CLASSIC. NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. GOOD TO SEE. >> SPOKE TOO SOON. HERE'S MCKRINGLEBERRY IN A FULL HAZMAT SUIT. >> IS THAT A TANK OF LIQUID NITROGEN? >> APPARENTLY SO. IT LOOK LIKES -- YES, HE'S COOLING OFF THE HOT GAME BALL, AND HE PRESENTS IT BACK TO MATTHIAS WHO HAD A HAMMER IN HIS PANTS. THAT'S A NEW WAY TO SPIKE THE BALL. >> THE LEAGUE IS GOING TO MAKE HIM PLAY FOR THE REPLACEMENT BALL. >> THE REF HAS THE FLAG OUT. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? IT WAS PREFROZEN. TOUCHDOWN, MCKRINGLEBERRY, WHAT A GAME HE'S HAVING. AND THERE'S THE SPIKE. AND HE'S PULLED SOMETHING OUT OF HIS UNIFORM. >> WHAT'S HE DOING NOW, DICK? IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S INFLAIGHT SOMETHING. >> REF CLEARLY WARNING HIM HE'S ON THIN ICE. >> MCKRINGLEBERRY ASKING FAIR MOMENT WHILE HE FINISHES WHATEVER HE'S DOING. THE REF IS READY WITH THAT WHIST EXPEL HAND ON FLAG. MCKRINGLEBERRY BETTER WATCH IT HERE. WHAT IS HAPPENING-- IS THAT REALLY? IT'S A BOUNCY CASTLE. AND HE'S GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH A BIG OLD BOUNCE AROUND THAT BOUNCY CASTLE. >> CAN'T BLAME HIM. THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. HERE COMES MATTHIAS JOINING HIM. >> THE REF HAS TO FLAG THIS. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HEAR THE WHIST NEL ANY SECOND. NO, HE'S IN THE CASTLE HIM. >> HE BETTER BE CAREFUL. I RENTED ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY AND HALF THE GIRLS GOT A STAPH INFECTION.

Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Length: 4min 15sec (255 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 08 2016