maury - The Newlywed Game, pt. 4

it's all fun and games I mean the moon until to get shanghaied God woman you sent him to China now he's up the Yangtze River without a paddle and practical joke Wow but joke next route tonight at 6:30 on WGN wishing you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving from everyone at WGN Chicago's WB now that there are some similarities between Bob show and my show we just go about it a different way no no it's true now we try on this show I mean we have shows in which we get very edgy and we want to try to get the most provocative things out of our guests and you used to try to do that I mean you did that you do that you know you do it differently you're nicer than I am you're not as for I mean just like I mean I just come out there and say just tell me you kind of do it in a more subtle way yeah I didn't know I didn't know I could do it the way you're doing it and make all that well watch this it looks terrible in a blank I'd say it's my knee nylons you see um it looks terrible in your nylon see we have this thing like I see I think you look it's something to it and it looks I don't know maybe tantalizing or something and you wears nylons you know with no underwear or something I think it looks sexy so oh you think it looks good I do it just so you have him put on your nylon yeah and he does it he does yeah oh yeah oh okay your wife said that you look terrible in a pair of her nylons pretty good I don't know if I've been able to get that out of anybody oh no you just bring them on with nylon look here the whole group oh yeah I mean yeah we're not there is no closet nylon guys on our show ah by the way over the years did you have sensors I mean we have a legal department here of course you had sensors and things like that yeah used to laughs we couldn't say lingerie when we first started oh all the words you couldn't say yeah and what hours so it's funny we could say god I mean we would say sex but we couldn't say God somebody say Oh God and they'd cut it out you know but sex they'd leave in you know this you know things have changed like that you can say damn on this show but you can't say gee damn on this show well you know I there's a very famous story about took place and what on one of my shows that really never happened but on NYPD Blue they named they named that episode in the blank Bob and Terry yeah and they were worried they're going to win an Emmy because if they won an Emmy they would have had to say from the episode right I know oh yeah that would have been good yeah he has a great ability to get intimate things out of couples watch Bob here yes he would say yeah well I think it's provocative in there like what kind of what they seem like to be romantic you know because I mean we're just newlyweds and stuff you're running all right he said you think it's evocative to take your clothes off in the camper yeah we've been camping one time in there they opened the door and I was trying to get my clothes on and it wasn't serious oh he wasn't going to embarrass me in Sears dress me to be embarrassed embarrassed being embarrass you whoa he did be my fears oh and you got I mean you got watch how Bob gets couples to admit the dude suing some some pretty provocative things here we go mm-hmm you're going to know the to dance new in there how they gonna know cuz they're gonna see this on TV and you dance Newt in the [ __ ] against new dance news he probably did it when he's queer Bob did she tell you she likes to wear my drawers every time I come on you got the stuff the covers over your head you know lingerie [ __ ] in the Dordogne you never see anymore you can be certain to that yeah you know what she told us she's got a whip if she got handcuffs - yeah see it's all the same stuff we'll be right back after us I don't know what that kill is heal and I don't even had a stay it much less know when to say what no the last thing he commemoration we don't want to have any kids uh-uh but once a month we commemorate promotional consideration is provided by do you have a family member who weighs over 600 pounds and you're afraid they may die if you don't get them help soon if so call them re show at one eight eight eight four five Mars that's one eight eight eight four five more today Bob Eubanks carrying some outrageous moments from the newlywed game I mean first of all I have to ask you did it start out when people were embarrassed or something I did they start hitting each other immediately I mean you always see them hit the car do they pushing each other to never it's always the women oh really yeah you never take a look you never see a man I never thought of that was just a living a whack BAM you know I mean if a guy we do we'd go hook stop that you know that Connie and I went on Rosie show in about three months ago and she had a knock off of your show I mean that you're not a newlywed game so that yeah right Rosie didn't so we did that and so cotton we got the answer wrong I took the drugs you might did you hit gone yeah I did I did I'm leaving so just not women no okay have you ever worn Connie's underwear what Wow I'd have done it but I couldn't get into it now stop that's right take a look this guy did why well your husband say is the last specific thing he did when he felt like being a girl for a while I think you're coming to me yeah you're the last one I'll tell the whole world is right no you can just whisper to those who were just watching that here you put on my underwear why he needed to wear them you mean he wore them to work well there isn't that much difference in memory right oh yes there is Vanessa if you're in a hurry there's a heck of a difference and this you know Eubanks is a devil I mean he's got this little devilish quality about him you you like to confuse contestants do you like to we've had some wonderful you know sometimes they don't understand what you're what you're asking I remember I asked one time what's your husband's favorite condiment and one lady one lady said saxophone the other lady said karate school and then I said what's your favorite thing to put on your Pavarotti and two of them says spaghetti sauce so and then one time I said when's the last time your husband masticated meeting to chew you won't believe what we got over that oh I can imagine watch this how many digits have you got oh three really three digits your wife said that you only have one digit oh I know yes yes how many digital what do you think his digit is I don't know I would thinking something nasty so I'm a so then you ask that then you ask another question yeah we asked what about Achilles heel abandon kill easy oh yeah let had no idea in the world oh I don't know what I kill is heel and I don't even say it much less no way to say what I kill it kill who's actually say it slowly go to the nursery just more time fact you kind of like I mean you just you wouldn't use these big phrases no you know commemorate you know what the heck I mean that's a pretty easy work right remember I watch watch on commemorate come on I want to say it commemorated Chenin commemorated ya know the last thing he commemorated be specific please his shoes cuz the soles came off you don't want to have any kids uh-uh but once a month we commemorate now bad works that works we'll be back right after this your husband said his favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket okay is meat farming yes me he's a butcher promotional considerations provided by

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Keywords: The, Newlywed, Game, game, show, maury, Bob, Eubanks

Id: 4HOM8X8Ld88

Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Fri May 21 2010