TV's Funniest Game Shows Part 1

rental discretion is advised tonight it's TVs funniest game show who amongst us have green here in the magic words come on down or survey says or please phrase your answer the form of question words that invited us to enter a heartwarming world where the average person could win an instant fortune based on their quick wit fast reflexes and intelligent answers well tonight you're not gonna see any of that we're gonna show you the funniest most embarrassing and outrageous moments ever seen on TV game show what will your husband say is the one thing he absolutely forbids you to put on his wiener bengay it Farley's as much as two inches I'd say that would make it doing a happy I don't care if it is a question where's your dirty my neck most commonly loon but Jules sex life lets doorman I mean something men wear to bed margaret condoms most of the electricity in our home flows from the blank to the flat from the plug to the vibrator a few of my personal favorites I'm Richard Gosselin and this is TV's funny escape show having married couples compete to win big money and fabulous prizes would seem to be a great way to bring them closer together right well there was a game show called three's a crowd that sometimes seemed a lot more like divorce court you got a man his wife and your secretary let the games begin physically speaking we're gonna give you your husband's Secretary's chest now physically speaking what else of hers would he like to see on you Patricia tell Charlene would you said of yours would look much better on her than her own wife it my hips and she don't have any I mean you did the right thing he knew what he was doing no bad oh yes baby looking at wedding cake I know that's why you over there and I'm over here mama let you like you got a joy but those two have been married for a while surely you wouldn't find that bitterness and suspicion in newlyweds if your husband's last girlfriend called him on the phone and said meet me you know where now where would he go to meet it better be at the house whose house mine how are you I want to see what it's gonna be Oh Philip said that he would meet he would meet this girl at a motel like Motel what no tail it's all girly nurse saying you gonna meet somebody at a motel best to be mean jumping and talk when you want to use the question oh I don't care if it is a question where's your dirty-minded you been dumped nobody now what's the quickest way to reduce a game-show to its lowest common denominator password is seconds what will your husband say is the one thing he absolutely forbids you to put on his wiener onions onion onions yes all right no no bengay or has he not ever given you a spanking Johnny never no absolutely not no under no circumstances ha ha no Barney told us yes it was a rather private spanking how how private was it enough not to talk about it name something men wear to bed Margaret nightcap a nightcap Jeff sweatsuits wetsuit a tub nightcap nightcap Elizabeth condoms a condom I'm out here here's a woman here's the woman from Missouri on the last question said it was unchristian to say enemies and in the next question says a condom you know what it might be there and I want to thank you for saying up I'll go back over there with your family I never wanted to say this jomi condoms have you seen many game shows get their most outrageous humor by forcing contestants to make embarrassing sexual revelations this next British game show does it completely by accident look at your mind in the gutter and 290 Minds please take a square on the right five seconds here we go what you think you're seeing not soon life's breeches back and play here's a catchphrase there it comes marita Tina's mustard you're right 280 pines in the bones Morita mereta so it does sounds good it's not the one to cut a long story short cut a long story short that's the one we want here comes the bonus you surely at a time first question for the right answer wins 260 pounds what's your screens concentrate here we go snake charmer erik estrada and bill maher turn excitement of being a contestant on a game show to make you do crazy things dress up like a turnip scream like a banshee and sometimes volunteer a little too much information gentlemen how well your wife complete this sentence now this is her talking all right first thing in the morning I usually find my husband's blank on my what my underwear on her stomach but probably find my teeth on her sink I know Adama that's two and a half years old by the name of Deirdre I'm sure she won oh she's gorgeous if I were to invite you over to my place how would you greet her you you have a child yes I do well I'm not that's not the same thing just because I have a baby doesn't mean I have to be married well where I come from you do aside from the obvious what was the other most memorable event or occurrence that took place on the day or evening that the two of you got jr. started well we can't forget she forgot her pill okay one of my worst subjects is spelling could you tell me how do you spell relief fa RT say is the biggest gripe that you have about his romantic technique mm it's not long enough you and your husband kick off the Superbowl of love does he spend more time tackling fumbling or coaching anyway he said he said mumbling no mumbling you know you always tell them from me you always do it now I'm doing some sound tackle now you shadow chocolate no reason why a couple oh no no tackling because know what you're doing in the first place did you get it over just like that what he's doing I don't know what I'm doing is producing a game show for kids and think they go out of their way to make sure everything is safe before you think so ina mark get set stop does the object of this game from double-dare is to stop on the balloons that are filled with grape juice the juice is then supposed to go through the spigot and fill the glass on the boys and I guess it would help if the spigot soap and that wasn't quite the way we wanted to do it but you did it so let's give if you think this rotating tube is making you queasy now imagine what it's like for the young female contestant in size we were looking for feet on that one the one that you missed in the middle you can't imagine - the girl's face it goes forward see miss out get free which gives you 30 points per frame it comes you did a good time let's check in with mark to see where the school saved by the crack when it comes to alternative lifestyles we're in the age of Don't Ask Don't Tell these next clips provided to us by the game show network are obviously from the less politically correct time ah not tell John if your husband were a bachelor again would the first girl he'd call for a date be someone where he works someone in your neighborhood or one of your friends probably a friend one of you are friends yes oh that doesn't missus because how will your husband say you would complete this sentence my husband is a closeted what Pat queen Charlie you have no points whatsoever that's way I predicted it if you get them right you will move into a tie for last place closet freak closet freak hang on Charlie she said your let me see so many people's all again yeah no violence think up job you've done the spur of the moment yeah all I could think of just ah Charlie the guys at work do they know oh this is it this is it we were married four months subject yeah what could be worse than me how'd you know national television how about having all your dirty laundry

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Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 02 2016