Matthew McConaughey Best Moments

i've been listening to this live more live doors album and there's this in between two of the songs morrison goes all right all right all right all right he's about you know his car he's about getting high he's about rock and roll and picking up chicks i'm in my car i'm high as a kite i'm listening to rock and roll action and there's the chick all right all right you know you always seem to keep it pretty pretty cool what do you do when you got a problem or a conflict that comes up in your life being my good friend he thinks about it for a minute and he looks back up to me and looks right my eyes deep into my soul and he says i just forget about it incredible how you do that it works it really does work i want to offer that to all of you uh so you want to ask your sexiest man i was excited to work with anne but tell the people why you were excited to work with matthew well i was there were a few reasons i had been a fan for you know a while like like many people who that lead role sounds unbelievable who are you going to cast in and he said well i've been thinking about matthew mcconaughey oh you you think that's a that's a good idea have you seen mud and i said no i see magic mike oh yeah well most people who have seen mod think that you know i'm just like magic mike magic mike is the performance and um chris is like does anyone call you matthew or me matt or is it always matthew it's always been matthew for good reason and my buddy john griffith says hey hey matt i want to go play in the monkey bars and i ran out said yeah and halfway to the monkey bars i feel this hand on my shoulder bam get slammed to the ground i look up into my mother in my face i'm going to play the monkey bars with with john she cause who is i said i am she was what's your name it said matthew she goes don't you ever answer to matt again i named you matthew from the bible and i was like yes ma'am so call me matt today you don't look oh i don't look complete yeah yeah mom could be there at any corner what wait a minute i know they don't know me well your brother is named rooster out of her see him in shreveport for pelting skandarak bar with a bag of tomatoes on the eighth road skandar akbar was a man dressed as a sheik that used to throw fire yes and he managed king kong bundy who was like 484 pounds remember the missing parts unknown and uh remember the green face you were supposed to play snoop dogg right originally in this movie right but i changed that i i came up with a name i'm lingerie in the movie he said i had an epiphany last night at 4 30. my character's not sue my character's name is rey short for lingerie usually i start off with all right of some sort all right all right all right the first three words ever said on films and i just said all right so and everyone goes ah so you can't say one all right you've got to do three if it starts with one i've gotta add the other yeah is it like beetlejuice it appears something nice happens okay all right all right all right are any of them on the naughty list uh two out of three are in there's one that's on the naughty list right now for sure heavily heavily on the naughty list funny how they get to seem to really go on double time to get on the good list it's kind of like employees when it's bonus time he's got he's he's in the debit section oh no he's in the naughty list oh well i'm sure not not really naughty yeah a lot of work we're working that one out he'll be fine but all right houston my dad says let's go get some stocking stuffers which means we're going to go to kmart and get a bunch of nail clippers and q-tips and stuff it's raining it's sleety gray afternoon he pulls off to the highway about eight exits before the kmart we were heading to and there's a white van down there that flashes his lights at us as soon as we arrive this is chicago john he gets out i look out the window this little guy gets out of the band he's in a black leather jacket he's bald he's got a big pouch and he goes around the back of his van and he opens it up and the guy opens whatever he opens and this is what i see my dad's shoulders do i see him go oh god damn it and he reaches in pulls out his wallet and i see this motion he gets back in the car he hands it to me goes put in the glove box buddy i don't know what it is is it a ferret is it i don't know what the [ __ ] it is open up the glove box buddy make sure it's still there oh god damn that's a 22 000 titanium rolex and i just got it for three grand god damn that rolex wasn't worth 500 bucks the thing about you road testing the kind of the posing pouch the posing pouch put one of those on and all of a sudden you find your your body kind of gets a little inverted i got to really loosen up because this is the guy who lives in this thing and has to feel really loose i have to walk out there amongst the crew and have small time normal conversations like so how how you doing in this song without flinching and it was hard [Applause] this blind offer this of this role and it's this drug runner on the border of mexico and texas and the scene is the coyotes bring across his drugs he doesn't pay for him he steals the drugs kills him and moves so i said i'm not going to read this script scorpion spring i'm not even going to read the scene i know the scenario i know my man i'll show up on the day and i'll do what he would do because the pa walks by and says you want to check out the sides and i said yeah let me see the sides i'll grab the sides i'm on my mark three page four page monologue in spanish i get 12 minutes thinking 12 minutes was not long enough to be an inconvenience to the crew but maybe long enough to go learn a four-page monologue in spanish mama if i was an accountant in chicago you wouldn't want to come see me no i wouldn't because what do i want to do son i want to get in that movie who's who's who's the person on set that can make it happen he's the one with the money and i'll go like that guy and i've learned to send her to the wrong people remake of the graduate what what's so funny what's the money no it's a great idea i'm the ann bancroft character matthew is the dustin hoffman anybody said y'all think about it i you know what i i [Laughter] know i don't know does matthew know that he plays a special part in your life uh no probably not please i play a special part in your life yeah can't wait to hear this my wife and i sleep with you almost every night yes there's an app called calm i turn it on and i just hear where hello everybody it's me matthew mcconaughey i'm going to tell you a bedtime story actually about it is my wife who's from argentina she always goes like you have the man talking again the man is talking in the bed again which just might rekindle that sense of wonder [Applause] my dad sees this old bmx bike and we couldn't afford a bmx bike now my middle brother had been wanting a bmx motorcycle but we couldn't afford it you know uh jim my son he could pee over your head on the wall and he goes oh there's no way he can do that and he goes yeah you can i'll bet y'all i'll bet i'll bet the motorbike on it pop gets in the car drives an hour and a half back into town wakes my 12 year old brother up as a kid you got to pee right my dad says no no no no no put jim up against the wall jim marks the market six foot six and my dad says go ahead boy hit the crx 100 in the back of the truck got on my dad my brother's first motorcycle goes on and right after the scene i just feel like man i'm not sure that was prop and i let go and snoop goes yo moon dog that wasn't prop weed that was snoop weed i didn't say another word of english really you said i rapped a lot you rap for 13 hours straight i tell you super says oh you was great moon dog you hit four in the park home runs [Laughter]

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Length: 9min 40sec (580 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020