Matt Walsh Tries to Laugh at Feminist Comedian Samantha Bee (WARNING: 98% Will Fail)

so my producer suggested that I watch and review some feminist comedy bits and he he suggested this because evidently he hates my guts which is understandable I I would hate me too if I wasn't me I am me and I hate me so you know but the thing is I did actually watch some feminist comedy in in anticipation of doing this little YouTube video and but but much of it was so bad I'm a FEMINIST and usually like I'm am I'm like not an advocate of like street harassment and stuff like that except from men that wear gray track suits just so so so bad I remember when Kate Middleton announced her pregnancy I was like I wonder if she'll keep it who knows that I thought maybe the fruit was hanging a little too low a little too little a little too easy and there's all kinds of euphemism packed into that last sentence that you can get into later but then I thought if I'm gonna review feminist comedy I shouldn't go for the obscure ones I should focus on a feminist comedian who was successful well-known allegedly talented and that's why I am going to focus on Samantha bee you know Samantha bee has her own comedy show on lifetime or whatever it's on and she's hailed by the media as brilliant and hilarious and genius and so on that's what the media says about her I figure she's the best of the best when it comes to woke female comedians so let me give her a shot we're gonna watch them Samantha be together and more than reviewing it I think I want to see if I can find a reason to laugh I want to laugh at a Samantha bee joke I want to see if I can do that today I'll try my hardest so let's watch this together let's start with this well we'll take a look okay [Music] you meatpacking workers often contend with cramped conditions grueling labor and long hours so it's unsurprising that plants have become hot spots for kovat 19 if we want to keep our food supply safe we should first keep our workers safe so naturally the president isn't following aggressive lobbying from the meat industry Trump issued an executive order aimed at reopening meat processing plants look it's not shocking the president left into action to save meat because burgers to endanger girl okay so I think there were some jokes in there I can't be sure the and this might be part of Samantha B's genius that she tells she tells jokes and nobody knows that they're jokes so she's deconstructing comedy that's what I'm told that's the thing about female comedians Samantha B Hannah Gatsby they're always deconstructing comedy rather than just telling funny jokes and I don't mean to imply that women aren't funny I would never imply that I in fact in stating it explicitly just kidding not really but sort of okay let's keep going from Ohio to New York Michigan to California this morning the beef shortage at Wendy's is spreading the company with that unforgettable catchphrase decades ago is now having trouble finding the B fear out of beef thin out of patties it's embarrassing that the where's the beef place is out of beef it'd be like if someone at Taco Bell was caught thinking inside the bun okay let's stop right there this is a professional comedian folks she makes millions of dollars telling jokes and yet she's never actually told one so far as I can tell it's I'm starting to figure out that when people say Samantha B is funny which I've never actually heard anyone say that but theoretically if they do say that they don't mean it on the scale of comedians right they they're using a different scale what they mean is that she's funny for a feminist which is like saying like a corn dog is healthy for carnival food it's just it's so maybe if we on standing on that scale we get into the mind of a feminist maybe it becomes funny so let's let's keep going with some food shortages and increased prices the federal Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program is more necessary than ever about 38 million people rely on SNAP benefits to feed their families and last month the USDA announced it would increase overall benefits 40 percent to give families more money to buy food unfortunately many food stamp households were left out of the benefit expansion because they were already receiving the maximum amount now while Democrats are trying to raise benefits by 15 percent Republicans are attempting to block that change just for context the maximum benefit for a family of four is only six hundred and forty six dollars per month for Republicans giving hungry families an extra hundred bucks during a worldwide pandemic is too big of an ask both because they deeply passionately don't give about poor people and because Steve minuchin needs it to fashion sheets for his bed my god my God in heaven deliver me Lord let's try a different video maybe this was this could have been a bad outing you know it's it's it's fair like not not it's not gonna be great every single time for a comedian I understand that you know it's a tough job I have to imagine so let's be fair we'll go to a different video we'll try this okay let's give this that's a shot here still reporting from the woods I had hoped that as we moved into spring the forest would start to look green and full of life instead it's totally infested by gnats oh yeah they're landing on my face now stop there okay and given how afraid I am of the grocery store that's how I'm getting half my protein as the great American lockdown continues we have reason to be grateful social distancing is working so naturally the question on everyone's minds is one can the country reopen unfortunately not yet look I know it's hard I've been home so long I got horny just thinking about dining in at a pizza hut okay this is worse this is honestly where so I thought I'm actually I'm plunging into despair right now I'm losing my will to live every second that I watch this I want to cry I do I don't even know why I'm just I'm overcome by this wave of just total emotional desolation that's how bad this is it is making me long for the sweet embrace of death I wish I was dead right now I just had this image why I was watch this I had this image in my head of a guy burning to death in a house fire and I was jealous of that guy because at least he's not watching Samantha pee let's try okay we're gonna abandon this let's go here's another video let's give this one a shot third time's the charm right that's the saying goes there we go I don't know about you but for me it's crucial to stay productive during quarantine for example at the start of the year I bought a journal to keep tabs on every book I've read in every film I've seen but now I'm just keeping a list of every pore and I've watched that's troubled me starting with hardcore kissing it's not what you think you know what maybe okay maybe she's having a hard time with coronavirus material because it's it let's be her I could be hard to come up with funny jokes around the corner so let's we'll go back we'll look back a few months just to be fair let's find a video of her from before all this so this is from last July and we'll give this one a shot let's take a look in the past week our beloved President of the United States of Rhodesia has done so many racism's we don't have time to cover them all so if you want to hear about Trump's social media summit his threatened ice raids and his failed effort to weaponize the census turn to TBS - for a full-frontal after dark where I rant in my sleep about what a prick our president is then stay tuned for old Sheldon no let's focus on the thought did you get this cuz there's a there's a joke on young Sheldon and so she's saying there's a show called old what if there's a show called old it's not young Sheldon it's old Sheldon that's the joke let's focus on the three racist things Trump's been up to lately starting with this president Trump unapologetic defending his racist Twitter tirade aimed at four Democratic Congress women of color after telling them Sunday to go back to help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came sadly the only thing that should surprise anyone is that he wrote from which they came to avoid ending a sentence with a preposition Shakespeare now return your head to the orifice from which it came I'm trying the This Is It this is not a bit at this point I want to laugh at a Samantha B joke I do that is on my bucket list some people want to climb Mount Everest I I want to find I want to find a funny Samantha B joke that's all I want to do with my life now I want to be able to say out loud this what I want to be able to say this have you heard that hilarious Samantha B joke and then I want the person I'm talking to to say did you say hilarious Samantha B joke and then I go yes you sexist what you don't think women are funny well listen to this and then I'll repeat the joke and we'll all have a good laugh that's what I want and and it will end sexism once and for all that is my goal it's the only thing I want to do with my life now it is my life's work I will find the joke let's keep looking we'll go to a new video here we go I'm feeling good about this okay this is a there's a Greta thing Berg related thing so there could be good comedy here let's take a look to most of America I'm Samantha bee the comedian Samantha bee the style icon supposedly the author of the twelfth most popular line of self-published dinosaur erotica on Amazon Canada but at home I'm just mom for my own parenting experience I can tell you there's nothing more terrifying than a teenage girl and right now one teenage girl in particular is scaring the crap out of all of us what's your message to world leaders today my message is that's we'll be watching you and she means it too this morning I woke up and she was standing over my bed that of course is Greta toon birth II 16 year old Swedish climate activist who's been traveling the world with one simple message she's just a girl standing in front of a group of world leaders asking them to do something before the whole planet melts and we all die you all come to us young people for hope how dare you for more than 30 years the science has been crystal clear how dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you're doing enough when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight the only thing scarier than a 16 year old girl is a 16 year old girl with an agenda who knows how to hold a grudge brother to bird terrifies me and I love her for it okay Samantha kind of ruined it there but when she started trying to tell jokes but I did I you know I I did crack a smile to Greta Thornburg clip is it tune Berg Tom the Glen Burton burg have it same thing Berg this whole time I'm going with foon Berg that one gets me that clip gets me every time after me I'm sorry it does it's a little it's a little funny so we might have to count that as my Samantha pee laughs I might just have to call it and say that that that qualifies but let's see well plunge forward one more time let's give this a shot she doesn't want to inspire us or give us hope she wants to give us nightmares because we deserve them beretta is bringing something very important to the discourse about climate change shame she's traveled all over the world ripping into our Craven leaders like a miniature Don Rickles in braids and you know what it is working her international shaming tour has led the EU to commit hundreds of billions of euros to combating climate change she got the British Parliament to declare a climate emergency and pledged to zero out its carbon emissions by 2050 and she got the banned scorpions to finally stop rocking everyone like a hurricane hurricanes are dangerous know that we're you know what we're just gonna I'm gonna call it I can't do this anymore that's that there's only so much punishment a man can take this is like this is like someone gave a microphone and a laugh track to my drunk aunt at Thanksgiving and I just I can't do it so the grete fugu berg thing that counts that's my laugh I did it I'm done goodbye if you enjoyed this video be sure to give it a thumbs up and share it with all your friends

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Length: 13min 22sec (802 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 13 2020