Matt McCusker Opens Up About His Former Life of Crime

I used to work in the mall it's like a for real it's like a um it's like a subculture if you're a mall employee you talk to the other Mall employees and you guys like trade discounts with each other MH I worked at a candy stand in the mall for like three months I I dude I was totally when I was younger I was completely anti- business I would work retail and I would steal unfortunately I wouldn't never do that now but I used to steal badly from if I liked the person I wouldn't steal if they were mean I'd be like all right then we'll see about this and I I could figure every place has like a giant loophole on the cash register like if you there would be like a thing where it's like free baby cone if like a baby comes up give them a free cone but if anything rang up to exactly like $20 or 25 where you didn't have to make change you could just hit free baby cone and then when you go to go the register just crumple it all up and like stuff it in your shoe it was bad it was yeah it was very bad I feel bad about that um have you ever gone and made peace with those people or SE them out no cuz they were my enemies they were for real were my enemy so what kind of place was it one ice cream shop Brewsters they're [ __ ] good people dude well the manager they were great they were fine the the at the candy place they were for real [ __ ] they came they only wanted high school girls working there and then there was a manager who did a bunch of the place the place was called like scoop nuts which is kind of funny but the uh there there was this lady hired me she had like put in Sweat Equity all of this stuff and uh and she was saying like they were trying to like get rid of her you know again it's all allegedly I don't want I don't want the scoop nuts franchise to attack me but finally it's all rumors it's all rumors but finally the owners came in and they were just being Fu like who who hired you why are you here I was like like I'm Matt yeah dude like I'm trying to make money I'm trying to make a living like everybody else dude I need gas money and then from then on when I thought the lady owned it I was straight As narrow and those two dudes came they were like the lady was like they're [ __ ] me you know this sucks this is [ __ ] I'm so sorry I was like no problem I knew my time was limited so I cashed up big time yeah how much did you take from him you think or allegedly take from him if you even did it I mean it would have been at the time seemed crazy cuz I would leave with like 70 bucks a shift and be like holy [ __ ] that's a lot dud I was crushing them I was I was getting after I was getting cuz that register you just typed up you weighed it and typed the amount so I'd be like it it would weigh at a certain thing and I was just taxing it who would order 70 bucks worth nothing it wouldn't be it would be like everything was 5 to 10 bucks but then I could just be like 250 I could just type it in the register baby cone baby cone baby cone cut the [ __ ] weight in half too I feel bad if I if they ever reached out I'd obiously just say it to them now you can talk right under that camera I I got it man I I probably owe them like 500 bucks which in high school is a lot if you're rolling with that's insane amount of money that's what I'm saying back then now that's like almost 20 [Music] 30,000 true with inflation you [ __ ] I bought a house I bought my first house off of it you have a boat it says nuts scooped on the back of it that's the name of it but they you know they're probably fine guys I was just getting information you know when you're 17 you don't know what the [ __ ] going on yeah so but yeah un you know if you should steal or not yeah I was bad on that was my fault that for real that was a weakness of mine theft was a weakness dude I was I love to steal what was it about stealing man I would try to like let me think of all some things that I stole dude I stole a Budd of mine's boxer shorts one time he had some nice ones right they were from like Gap or something or like um I don't even know what they had I think they had um or something I think there was from gap or maybe they was made out of silk oh oh God it was nice that [ __ ] yeah yeah I had a pair of them they're nice and silk to even and yeah it must have probably took 70,000 spiders to make these [ __ ] boxers right like it was stunning and I stole him and then wore him to his [ __ ] house and he's like dude those are my boxers and I was like no these aren't no way dude I like you're crazy and then he was always like I don't know if he was gay but he was always trying to take him off of my body true that is [ __ ] up he was trying to do that yeah so that's defin so you guys were just getting changed and he was like yo those are mine you're like yo stop looking at my dick bro this is crazy yeah he would trying to take them off me I'm like even if I'm a thief dude that doesn't mean you should be gay true two wrongs I'll make it right started working in Theft theft yeah yeah it was theft ice cream retail no I I start what retail do you work out at uh it was really just Brewsters and the candy place I did my family did construction so I did more construction growing up but it was like I got a couple retail I kind of did almost every I worked in an office for a couple months did retail construction uh pizza delivery the pizza delivery it was kind Co yeah yeah it was pretty chill pizza delivery was pretty crazy dude yeah I was delivering pizza in a bad neighborhood too and that's like scary as [ __ ] I had multiple not I had multiple instances where I had like same time a pie with the cash it was crazy it was yeah it was not good I used to cook I was the cook too so I would cook I was there by myself I would cook and then I would lock the store then go deliver a pizza and have to like like let me see that it was crazy it was unbelievable you're basically a Onan business why were you working for somebody else it was my cousin shop he started a pizza shop dude and I was like yeah I'll do it and I had quit the office job I was at a sales job and I quit that I was like dude I can't do this anymore yeah I was doing you know I I grew up mainly doing construction with odd jobs and then I went to school uh for psychology and then I tried to well I did I I got I dropped my Psychology major and then switched to business just because my friends were in business so I was like I'm going to go chill with my friends so I switched my whole major to be in class with my friends really yeah it wasn't good it wasn't a good idea looking back on it I'm like damn I [ __ ] up because psychology like you got to go to school for like seven more years and I was like [ __ ] that like all my friends were in business I'm like I'm just going to do that so I was like I'm going to go to school for business and I assumed if I went to school for business I'd automatically make $100,000 a year this is what I told myself like yeah I'll make 100 G's for sure and then like 2008 came tomorrow like the real say Mark he collapsed but I uh no I started doing standup when I was like 23 in Philly okay so I would do it I my what I would do is I do stand up for like six months and I like [ __ ] this and stop do it for like nine months [ __ ] this and stop and I just did that forever and ever and ever so and then me and Shane started the podcast and I had still been doing standup back then I was doing stand up a lot so I just gotten divorced oh you did yeah I made a really when I was when I was younger I was like 26 or seven I I like got engaged when I was younger and I was like no more of this [ __ ] or funny business I'm going to put my best foot forward and be a husband and I just [ __ ] failed dude like I couldn't do it I for real thought I just thought that's what you do I'm like yeah it's time to you know quit [ __ ] around I like try to get I was like a personal trainer at LA Fitness I was like selling weed like it was bad it was bad dude damn dude it was bad wow well you're entrepreneurial it sounds like true yeah my family are all entrepreneurial my dad owned his own business all like they all did their own thing so I grew up with that was just kind of drilled into me like you have to work for yourself wow yeah which is cool that's kind of cool yeah but they also everyone works like working 60 hours a week was like the norm my dad was always like 40 hours is parttime he's you do 40 hour weeks you're a part-timer yeah I was like hell yeah somebody said Jesus only worked like 30 hours a week who said that huh who said that a BN like pretty uh bring it up I know a lot of people said how many hours a week did Jesus work look it up 30 kind dude

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Published: Wed May 22 2024