Matt Damon Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden

THIS EVENING'S ROLL CALL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY, MR. MATT DAMON! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT. OK. MATT, ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS? MATT: I'M READY. JAMES: THEN LET'S GO. MATT: HEY, DO YOU LIKE APPLES? JAMES: WHAT? MATT: DO YOU LIKE APPLES? JAMES: YEAH. MATT: WELL, I GOT HER NUMBER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? JAMES: COWARDS! [APPLAUSE] MATT: WHERE'S CLOONEY? JAMES: WELL, I'M GEORGE CLOONEY. OBVIOUSLY. MATT: YEAH. ALL RIGHT. LET'S ROB A CASINO. JAMES: WAIT! LET'S ROB A MANSION ON LAKE COMO! [BELL] MATT: LET'S ROB MORE CASINOS! JAMES: YEAH! MATT: ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL THE TWO GRAND. I'LL GAMBLE. DON'T SPLASH THE POT. JAMES: YOU'RE ON A DRAW, MIKE? THROW AWAY THIS ONE. AND IN MY CLUB,LY SPLASH THE POT WHENEVER I PLEASE! SO YOU WANT SOME MUSIC? MATT: NOPE. JAMES: LET'S HAVE SOME MUSIC! ♪ WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO BECAUSE I'M NOT PLANNING ON GOIN SOLO, WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO, I WANNA CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN ♪ MATT: JUST BE QUIET! [APPLAUSE] JAMES: WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S PRIVATE RYAN? MATT: I'M RIGHT HERE. WAIT, WHAT IS IT, SIR? JAMES: I'M TOM HANKS. MATT: OK. TOM HANKS. ♪ MATT: THIS WILL COME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO MY CREWMATES. AND TO NASA. AND TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. BUT I'M STILL ALIVE. SURPRISE. HERE'S THE RUB, IT'S GOING TO BE FOUR YEARS FOR ANOTHER MISSION TO REACH ME, SO I GOT TO MAKE WATER AND GROW FOOD ON A PLANET WHERE NOTHING GROWS. JAMES: GREETING, EARTHLINGS, WELCOME TO MY PLANET. MATT: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JAMES: WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET. "THE MARTIAN" DOESN'T COME OUT UNTIL FRIDAY. MATT: THAT'S RIGHT, "THE MARTIAN" OPENS AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE THIS WEEKEND, THE WEEKEND OF OCTOBER 2ND. JAMES: I'M JASON BOURNE! I'M JASON BOURNE! I'M STILL JASON BOURNE! JAMES: YOU BOUGHT A ZOO? MATT: NO, WE BOUGHT A ZOO. [APPLAUSE] MATT: ONE BURGER COMING UP. WHOA! ANOTHER BURGER COMING UP. ONE LAST BURGER COMING UP. [BELL] [APPLAUSE] MATT: THAT WAS AMAZING. YOU'RE THE BEST PIANIST IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO BE EVERYTHING TO YOU, SCOTT. I WANT TO BE FATHER, BROTHER, LOVER, BEST FRIEND. MATT: I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. [BELL] MATT: MARK WHITACRE, SECRET AGENT 0014. JAMES: WHY 0014? MATT: BECAUSE I'M TWICE AS SMART AS 007. JAMES: THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU. MATT: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. FINE. NEXT ONE. JAMES: SHOOT THEM, MR. LABOEUF! MATT: TOO FAR. MOVING TOO FAST. [APPLAUSE] JAMES: YOU SEE THE TRICK IS TO FIND YOUR SWING. MATT: WHAT DID YOU SAY? JAMES: WELL, YOU LOST YOUR SWING. WE GOT TO GO FIND IT. NOW IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE HARMONY OF ALL THAT IS ALL THAT WAS ALL THAT WILL BE. FREEZE! MATT: PUT THE GUN DOWN! JAMES: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO TALK. YOU CAME HERE TO GET ARRESTED. [APPLAUSE] YOU CAN BE A LEECH. YOU KNOW THAT. YOU CAN BE QUITE BORING. MATT: IT'S A FUNNY THING BECAUSE I'M NOT PRETENDING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE. AND YOU ARE. JAMES: BORING. JAMES: -- MATT:I'M ABSOLUTELY HONEST WITH YOU. JAMES: BORING. I'VE TOLD YOU MY FEELINGS. I REALLY, REALLY DO NOT WANT TO BE ON THIS BOAT WITH YOU. I CAN'T MOVE WITHOUT YOU MOVING. IT GIVES ME THE CREEPS. MATT: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ♪ TU VUO' FA' LL'AMERICANO MERICANO MERICANO SIENT'A ME CHI T' 'O FA FA' TU VUOI VIVERE ALLA MODA MA SE BEVI "WHISKY AND SODA PO' TE SIENTE 'E DISTURBA TU VUO' FA' LL'AMERICANO MERICANO MERICANO MA SI' NATO IN ITALY SIENT' A MME NUN CE STA NIENTE 'A FA' OK NAPULITAN TU VUO' FA' LL'AMERICA TU VUO' FA' LL'AMERICA TU VUO' FA' LL'AMERICA ♪ JAMES: MATT DAMON, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATT AND ZACHARY LEVI!

Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden

Views: 9,262,932

Keywords: James Corden, The Late Late Show, Reggie Watts, Letterman, Colbert, late night, late night show, David Letterman, Stephen Colbert, The Ellen Show, The Tonight Show, Comedy, monologue, sketches, comedian, celebrity interviews, impressions, tweet mail, celebrities, carpool, karaoke, take a break, meming of life, emoji news, CBS

Id: F9A5CG1lISE

Length: 8min 19sec (499 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 29 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

These are great. While you're at it, check out the one Tom Hanks did.

[u/k4lane]

I was expecting a seamless change from The Martian to Interstellar

[u/jesseberger]

Come on Damon! One verse of "Scotty Doesn't' Know" wouldn't have killed you!

[u/Dr_Stranglelove]

They forgot Team America

[u/WalterPlinge_]

HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES?!

[u/redditmethisonesir]

Very entertaining. I enjoyed every minute. MATT DAMON!!!

[u/TheNOTchosen1]

Why does everyone hate James Corden?

[u/[deleted]]

Interstellar? Dogma?

[u/[deleted]]

I can't stand James Corden. Everything he does is so awkward and cringe worthy.