Maths Exams be like...

all right i'm a head out students you have four hours for the exam and you will need to score 69 percent out of 420 marks in order to pass um are we allowed to use look lookup tables and calculators you guys and don't forget class tree diagrams are not considered to be valid proofs and no pictures aren't either if i see either of these on your solutions don't expect any marks for the question all right here are your exams better look next time but professor dodson we didn't even start yet well it won't change the outcome will it don't worry guys the exam's actually really easy i don't think you'll have any problems with it in case of a quantum mechanical harmonic oscillator calculate the probability of a particle being found outside of the classical root excuse me professor i think you made a mistake on exercise number one on the first exercise in case you forgot we are doing introductory stochastics here in the exercises asking for a harmonic approximator what do you miss that you know how to calculate probability amplitudes and probabilities in general right yeah sure we are doing probability theory after all well then i don't see a problem here this answer seems kind of weird never mind close enough excuse me professor i've got a question [Music] damn that guy must be good if he's done already i'd i'ma head out this isn't your exam what is this [Music] oh [ __ ] sake what are those exercises they look nothing like the homework assignments um exercise number four requires the results from number three but i'm not able to solve this one can i still proceed without those students your time is up please stop writing oh [ __ ] i couldn't finish it up diver just i would just convert to spike with three entry will be forever in my basement done consider this an easy a hey no looking at your tattoos [Music] [Music] what a nerf are you doing nothing um it's a little warm in here don't you think [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's it get out fine okay [Music] [Music] so [Music] will you stop copying my work why you know if are you talking disqualified what [Music] certainly right should have just let me copy how was your exam oh you know i failed nice me too at least we are doing better than this guy [Music] good morning fellow mathematicians we're already at the end of the skit sadly the video you just now watched has been the collaboration between tom rocksmith so tom crawford and myself and we thought it might be a great idea to collaborate at some point and we are going to do so in the near future once again but before you stop watching the video i invite you to go over to his channel tomrocksmeth on youtube or his twitter account and subscribe to him or follow him on his twitter handle he does an amazing job had already many appearances here on number five here on youtube and you should definitely subscribe if you haven't done so already not only to him but also to myself and if you're interested in way more mathematics to flamble mavs 2 you can 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Channel: Flammable Maths

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Length: 8min 46sec (526 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020