Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are gonna try this limited edition Mountain Dew Flaming Hooot beverage and find out which Mythical
crew members we most relate to. Most. We most, we most relate to. I'll tell ya, we can't get
anything past the other one. I tell you. We can, we can say things
wrong and point it out Ready, pet, go. This is,
I love this. a submission from Cammy Badger. Cammy Badger? Cammy Badger. Oh, oh, that's a one eyed cat. That's a one eyed cat.
Dude, I need a warning. No, it could be fun. Please. Is that a winking cat? It could be Photoshop
Or a one eyed cat? It could be Photoshop. Let's just say that cat's
winking really hard. Because, I don't, I don't, I don't wanna be
looking at no one eyed cat unless, unless I'm warned. Here's the thing, I find him very cute. And also
Especially if I cover up. I mean. I'm not, you think I'm being mean? Yeah, definitely. I'm just sayin', it scared me. Okay.
It's a one eyed cat. But here's the thing. I just swear, I'm sure
the cat's a sweetheart. Was this cat named before
or after the accident, or whatever happened? This, you know. I'm, hey, I'm a cat owner. Or did the, did the cat change Have I blown it? Am I
going to get canceled? Yeah, pretty much. I hope so. The Say what you really think. You're the one who hates cats. This one's got one eye. This makes me like him
more than all other cats. That's all I'm saying. You just throwin' me under the bus. And I think You hate cats. that this cat, if it was named before the accident, then I don't have any guess, but it was named after
the accident, Onesie. I think, I was thinking,
Get it? I was thinking it's a P word. Pooo Poopsie. Poopsie. Catthew McConaughey
Catthew McConaughey Oh, because of the wink
that he does, I guess? You know the Matthew
McConaughey weak wink. I mean
The tweet says he has one eye missing, but the other eye is all
right, all right, all right. Oh, that's good. See, Stevie can joke about one eyed cats. Well.
No, I, I literally was reading the tweet. There's a difference
between, you know what? I'm not gonna say anything. I'm sorry. I, I, I love the cat. Boy. If I could, if I could say
anything to make this right, I would. Let's move on. Yeah, I think moving on
is probably the best plan. Mythical Beast, Leo Marascal Carlson, sent us these Mountain Dew Flaming Hots because they were, they were gobbled up by the public and it's hard to get your hands on these. Now we're gonna try it. Only because of you, Leo, sending this our way. Look at that. That is Mountain Dew with some flamin' hot flavor in there. You wanna pour your own glass? Oh, I do have a glass. You can, you can pour mine. I'm gonna save that one. Give it a nice bank shot. I think the cat, the
more I think about it, the cat was really cute. Cute as a one eyed cat. Yeah. I smelled that. Bless you. Don't sniff that in too
hard. Good gracious. Did you taste it yet? Dink it.
I sniffed it. And sink it. It's, it's pretty wild. It's, it's exactly what you would think. It tastes like Mountain Dew. It tastes just like
Mountain Dew with a kick. And then, it's hot afterwards.
Hmm. It's not bad at all. I could see this working. And I don't even like Mountain Dew. Yeah and if you're into
drinking your calories, there's 220 of 'em in this. Right, yeah. Because there's no, like, there's none of the cheese powderness. No There's only the spicy. It's just the spicy
It's just spice. Which is kind of nice. Huh. I left one unopened for ya. Ah. Yeah, I know. Do you guys know, Ah. which Mythical crew member you are, based on your fast food preferences? Who am I choosing from? Well, you're not choosing. But the other people you could be are David Hill, Stevie, Trevor,
Mikayla, Chase, or Davin. And Aubrey, you're, you, you, you're on the chat, right? You, you assembled this. So this is, this is something that you made and you can certify it's accuracy. Yes. I did make this quiz. I can certify it's accuracy. So you, you quizzed them to make the quiz and now
we're gonna be quizzed on whether we can line up to who, who the people are that
you already quizzed? That's exactly correct. That's how quizzes are made. Yeah, yeah. That's, yeah. You pretty much nailed it. Huh. All right. Which place has the best french fries? In-N-Out. No, they're horrible.
McDonald's. They're good. Arby's, curly fries. Or Shake Shack, crinkle cut? I do not like Shake Shack at all. Curly fries are tempting,
Shake Shack fries. but then their
Let's be clear, because Shake Shack burgers are the best. Oh Shake Shack fries. Arby's curly fries are They're good. It's dumb to, it's definitely
But their disappointing because of the amount of curls. You want more curl or less curl? As long, more curls, of course. You want the fatties? In the Arby's fries, you want more curls? Yeah. They don't, yeah the, the ratio of curls is not high enough. Hmm. You don't like the ones that are just like almost a cork screw? I love those. There's not enough curls,
in the one, there's You like the ones that get stacked up like really, really tight. I'm saying that they're
non-curled fries in there. They're like, crescent fries. You know? Hmm. I think you might be
going to a bad Arby's. I'm gonna go with McDonald's fries. I think this is super solid. I love In-N-Out. You just have to eat 'em fast. I actually, you know what? I love McDonald's too, but I'm gonna go with In-N-Out. Ooh. I do not like In-N-Out fries. Wow.
Even if they're fresh. Yeah, I like 'em. Unless you just like,
dip them in a salt bath. What's one thing McDonald's is Stevie, we know that. you could do without, on a taco. That was really hard for me to read. I don't know why. I don't know
if I was one eyed catting it. What would we leave off a taco? I thought there was a tattoo coming at the end of the sentence. What's one thing you could
do without on a taco? Sour cream. Tomatoes. Hmm, lettuce. Or cheese? Well we know your answer's tomatoes. Tomatoes. For me, it's, it's either
tomatoes or lettuce. Sour cream and cheese are
both like bringing a lot to a taco. If I were you, I would leave,
I'd leave this lettuce off. I think that I am, I wouldn't miss either
tomatoes or lettuce, but lettuce can go wrong more often than tomatoes
can go wrong for me. So, I'm gonna say, I would leave lettuce off. Okay. Hmm. And for the Mythical Beasts
who wanna play along, the link is in the description so you can figure out
who you are at the end. Oh yeah. For real? For real. If you had Aubrey, you've been published. Yeah. If you had to dress up as a mascot for a whole year, who would you choose? Ronald McDonald. Jack In the Box. Or the Burger King? If I was the Burger King,
would I be wearing a mask? That's a great question. 'Cause I feel like I could
do Burger King himself. I also ask myself that. I could do Burger King with just a crown. I think you would have to wear the mask. Because, that's like, So, so Jack in the Box
the mascot. and Burger King, you're wearing a mask. Ronald McDonald, you're
putting on freaking face paint and a wig, every single day. That's worse.
But, you're a clown. And you're wearing big shoes. I wouldn't call Jack in the Box a mask. I would call it more of a globe. It's almost a mascot situation. It's like a DJ set kind of thing. And there's room for your
head to breathe in there. You could probably
install some sort of like, It's also, you'd be hitting
your head on other things. The Burger King guy can, like, You don't know what's in there. Get in and out of bed and stuff It could be full of padding or it could be, there could be an AC unit. There could be a television in there. I'm going Jack in the Box. Well, I don't know if you have to sleep in the costume. No, I'm just thinking about the Burger King commercial
where the Burger King gets out of bed. Okay. He's already wearing the mask going with Burger King because I'm also, I think it's better anyway, but also I think I, if on a, on a lazy day, I could
just not put the mask on and people would be like,
Burger King, I get it. That'd be breaking the
rules. Jack in the Box. Would you rather only eat Taco Bell beef
tacos for an entire year, every time you're hungry? Or only drink Mountain Dew
Baja Blast for an entire year, every time you're thirsty? These are, this is a really, This is not good for the body. This is gonna be a bad year
either way you look at it. Oh man. I don't, I, which one would be more unhealthy? I think drinking only, being hydrated by Baja Blast only. Yeah. I think that's probably worse for you. That's a problem. I mean, I think, I think your body
would adjust to a taco. It's got multiple food groups in it. Oh, that would get horrible. But your body would adjust to it. But you could eat anything you wanted. You just have to accompany
it with a Baja Blast. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, you, 'cause the other, otherwise you'd be like, you could drink anything you want, but how many things are
there to drink? But you. There's so many things to eat. Just Mountain Dew? There's caffeine in it, first of all. That's
You'd be so caffeinated. I mean, you could put some ice in the cup. Oh, nope. That's, ice is not Baja Blast.
No You have to freeze Baja Blast
and make your ice with that. No. No, no, no, don't do that to us. Oh yeah, you gotta do that. In my world. How should, how should I, what should I have said about the cat? I would just want to know. Like, aww. Should I feel sorry for the cat? They, I mean, the cat doesn't want that. Should I dote over the cat? I, I really don't know
what I should've done. I want to learn from my mistakes. Okay. So just tell me.
You will. You will. Aw, look at the cat. He's so resilient and smart and furry. You will just, just
read the comments, man. How's that? You'll learn a lot. I'm just saying it scared me for a second. But he's, I, is, sym, sympathy's not the right word. Well I, there's no, no sympathy for me. It's just, isn't that a cute cat? You wanted like a trigger warning? Is that what you wanted? I think I said, yeah. Warning, this is a one eyed cat. A beautiful one eyed cat. But still a one eyed cat. I think I'm gonna go with having thought through it this much. Nicely sewn shut. Great healing. I'd only eat Taco Bell beef tacos. You're gonna only eat Taco Bell? Yeah. Okay. Link? I'm going with the Baja Blast. Okay. What's the one word Yeah I'm into the Baja. That keeps you young gotta blast And giggling? Okay. What's the, what?. The one word that keeps you young and giggling. This is how we, this is why we, or your fast food preferences
determine this quiz, 'cause of this question. Did you guys run out
of fast food questions? Now. Now, Stevie.
Yeah, Aubrey. Aubrey bring me the
Aubrey, Aubrey, we need What were you thinking
Aubrey, about this one? Aubrey, you can, you, and then Stevie, you can get Aubrey to give these options if you want it to be, you know, if you want to. Well, I don't know if
Aubrey's clicking through her own quiz in time with this. Oh. I am, I'm not. But also, I wanted it to be comprehensive. Oh, yes. When you're going through
a personality quiz Mmhm. Of just your fast food preferences. Yeah. Isn't the only thing you
should be quizzed on. Yeah. There's more to a person than that. Mhmm. That's correct. I think that was a good answer. Thank you. Fart and toot. Oh good, yeah. Butt. That's two words. Weenus. Or titular. You know which one mine is. I, I'm not a huge fan of the word fart. But do you have another option with toot? I'm not a huge fan. I, I
don't like fart and toot. I'm not a big fan of the weenus because I have such a pronounced one that it makes me think about that. I think the reason. Okay, go ahead. What are you choosing? It's either butt or titular. Titular. Titular. I mean, now that I hear
it, I prefer titular. Titular. Ticular, titler If you say it and you
really go for the tuler. For the tit-uler Tit-uler Tituler
Tituler. Tituler. I'm gonna go with tituler. You know what? Yesterday we were having a
fart toot discussion in my home and it kept me young and giggling. Is that a, is that a, is that a discussion where everyone communicates
via farts and toots? Right. Or is that a discussion
about farts and toots. Is everybody who's doing morse code? Yeah, we're, we're speaking
in fart toot language. Hey, and if I may, I wanna remind you, tomorrow's your last chance to get that Mythical Society onesie.
Onesie. That things gonna
It all goes back to the cat's name That thing's gonna come to
your doorstep in October. You're gonna want the, the perfect amount of
warmth that it gives you. Sign up for 3rd Degree Quarterly or Annual by September 30th to get this thing. www.mythicalsociety.com for details. Fart and toot, fart and toot. Toot and fart and titular. What was the conversation? If, if girls fart. Mmm. And then the answer was no, they don't. Mmhm.
They toot. And yeah, there was an assertion that if you don't fart, you'll get acne. But this was coming from
someone in my family who was currently farting and that was the reason why that person, who I'm not gonna name So let me get this straight. Lily leaves the house and then all of a sudden, Yeah. it's only talks about. Farts and toots.
Farts and toots. And acne. It also questions about
whether or not girls fart. That means Lily's been
doing a really good job all these years. But her acne. Oh, God. Now you're canceled. Wait, so what's your choice? Fart and toot. Okay. Fart and toot. If you were a fast food meal, Oh, this isn't over. Which would you be? I know. A, In-N-Out, double double. Okay. [Stevie] B, Domino's Pizza. C, Subway Footlong sandwich. Or D, Panera Bread soup. First of all, please tell me who chose
Panera Bread Soup, if anyone. I gotta know. I'm an In-N-Out, double double. You are? Oh yeah. I, I choose that too. I liked it. Which is your favorite
part of a McDonald's, McGronald's cheeseburger? What, what? What was that word? McDonald's cheeseburger. Bun. Cheese. Pickles. Beef. The cheese. I don't know if you can
deconstruct a McDonald's burger. The cheese. Without the cheese, it's hard to eat the cheese
it's a hamburger by itself. You don't have to do that. You don't have to go there. I'm still, I'm going with the beef. The beef. But it still got some of
the cheese attached to it, 'cause you can't get it off. The cheese is If you got to partner with
a fast food restaurant to create your signature meal, where would you choose? I feel like Rhett's would be
the Special Meal at Taco Bell. Can we get the Rhett
Special Meal at Taco Bell? McDonald's, Taco Bell,
Dairy Queen, Starbucks. Well first of all, no one's partnering with
Dairy Queen for special meals. I mean like, you don't see
like the Travis Scott meal at Dairy Queen. Like. There probably will be like, Maybe we have a chance then. They'll be like a rapper Dairy Queen meal, but it'll be like MC Hammer. The MC Hammer meal at Dairy Queen. I'm gonna go with Starbucks because they serve
those like protein packs and you can get a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich. And I got introduced to
boiled eggs that way. I think that's my signature. You got introduced to
boiled eggs at Starbucks? We're not even gonna talk about it. Only because You should talk more
about the one eyed cat. I was like, I just want, I want something that
has peanut butter in it and it also had a boiled egg in it. I'm also choosing Starbucks. My reason being that I feel like you could have
something named after you at Starbucks and it still
feels kind of classy. It's like, oh, did do
you see that new grande ? The, the, it's named
after Rhett at Starbucks. And there's so many Starbucks locations. Oh yeah. The reach would be phenomenal. Yeah. Starbucks. I too chose Starbucks because of all those reasons. There you go. If you had to get one
fast food slogan tattooed, oh see I was, I thought tattoo was gonna be in here. Tattooed anywhere on your
body, which would you? Arby's, we got the meats. Wendy's, where's the beef? Can we choose the
location of these tattoos? Yeah. KFC, finger lickin' good. Okay. Or Quiznos, mmmm, toasty. Well all four of these
would go in the same place. Toast. I think toasty would be
more in the butt cheeks. Like you part 'em and, mmmm, toasty. Mmmm on one side and
toasty on the other side? So you can't see it until you part it. Yeah, 'cause it's vertical lettering. That would be a painful tattoo, man. Hey, it's not that painful as long as you don't cross over. Or the T could go on one side You don't crossover and then the A-S-T-Y goes on the other side and then you don't even have to do the O. Oh, yes. The O is the anus. Yeah. Hmmm.
Mmmm. Toasty. I mean, and if you didn't read the O, it would just be mmmm, tasty. But please don't get finger lickin' good and use this same technique. But you can choose either
O in that situation. Finger licking God. He's like, no, it's finger licking good. The anus is one of the O's, man. I have to tell everybody this. I'm not a finger licking God. My ball is finger lickin' good. Okay, you saw me. It was a quiz in 2021. I'm going with finger lickin' God. Yeah, I'm going with finger lickin' good. Yeah. Finger licking God. Okay, we're submitting. Submit 'em. I think Aubrey's just been
writing this stuff down. Is that how this works? Which, whenever you complete this, link in the doobley, Aubrey is going to then have to do this manually for, for you, and everyone else who does this. Okay, I have bad news. Neither one of you is me. Okay. But, you are different people. Who wants the first reveal? I wanna be David Hill. Well, I'm sorry. You're Trevor. Oh, okay. Nooo! When will I ever grow up? I don't even know what this word is that I'm supposed to read. It's some kind of kid slang. Trevor is a six four
shrigma male gaming legend, enjoys diet Coke, and
has over 10 winner winner chicken dinners on Fortnite. Rhett, who did you wanna be? That's when you win the whole thing? I don't. Wow, Trevor. Finger lickin' God. Who do you wanna be, Rhett? I bet you I'm Chase. You are Davin. Oh. When going through the drive-thru, Davin usually goes by the name David, because he can't be bothered
to spell his name out when he's hungry. Yeah. He loves mobile app ordering for that sole reason. That's all I need to know about Davin? Yeah, I guess so. How many times has he
gotten a chicken dinner? Okay. Well, Davin, we'll go out
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