Masters of the Universe (1987) - 🤯📼First Time Film Club📼🤯 First Time Watching/Movie Reaction/Review

[Music] hey everybody welcome back to another episode of the first time film club my name is emily the titular first timer i don't know i was just i was voguing and i couldn't stop it's just it's fine um my name is emily this is matthew my husband cinema sherpa and patreon viewer a live viewer right now not what you're watching uh this viewer submitted title cinema skeletor very appropriate very appropriate because tonight we're watching what we are watching the 1987 uh fantasy adventure masters of the universe of the universe i imagine that's what the sound is that anyway as per usual i don't give you uh any more information than the title of the movie in the genre you go in with whatever you already know you let everybody know what you know then we watch it and we talk about it so what do you know about masters of the universe so i know that we had to purchase it on the divider it's super hard to find yeah we could not stream this one had to get the old actual uh thingy uh and from from the from the visual i can tell that dolph lundgren is in it and frank lang langella angela langela yeah uh there seems to be he-man with a machine gun maybe of sorts there's a lot there's a lot there's not a whole lot going on here but there's so much going on here so basically everything you know about this movie is just from the cover of the dvd i know that skeletor like i've seen a snippet i think i've actually seen like a gif or something of the skeletor and it's got a very interesting mask um special effects makeup i don't know it's real interesting but i just know that and that's the it like i've watched he-man the cartoon like i'm familiar with that [ __ ] but i don't really know what's uh in store for this guy okey-doke well [Music] let's watch the movie okay oh full bt dubs this is our patreon wash along so our patrons voted on this movie to watch and we are watching it together with them so you'll see the chat later as the video progresses so that's what that is uh so yeah this is watch the movie yep let's watch the movie let's watch the movie billy barty yeah i like that billy barty got like main uh marquee my main listing courtney cox yes [Music] um okay getting some real like knock-off stormtrooper vibes but i i ain't mad at it and here comes the first note i want him kneeling at my feet i want that staff after all this time i want that crown mine oh did they forget to paint his face it seems it's like a late 80s [Music] multi-pose photo you know what i'm talking about that face is like well she in guess i'll deal with this now son of a [ __ ] skeletor it's everything gosh someone betrayed us get me out of there it's all right help careful wait they got snarf in this no i remember the days we didn't have to lock our doors oh my god calm down people what is it what does it do i call it the cosmic key sex toy or cosmic whatever in the corner there right let's move okay so he reminds me of those dancy fire dudes that could take their heads off in labyrinth oh yeah that's it i i have to take a reading and compute [ __ ] what and i have waited so very long for this moment let her go i don't think so [Music] [ __ ] what [ __ ] what what i must possess all right find them well that's just stupid you can possess one you possess two no no no you possess three no he's right if you don't have them all you don't have any calm down pokemaster [Music] oh my gosh no it seems harmless cool [Music] [ __ ] [Music] oh what a sweet cow well she's not very romantic for her last date you recognize that guy hold on he's that guy oh no he was a he was a certain starfleet cadet that tried to convince wesley to lie about who flew their formation and killed one of their friends [ __ ] no the sound me and grildo can hang out i wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks those are rib bones you mean this used to be an animal mm-hmm yeah what a barbaric world bro come calm down that's why it tastes good so we're all supposed to go to the beach that day oh but i said i had to study because i wanted to spend the day with you oh it's your fault your mom and dad wouldn't want you to go around the rest of your life blaming yourself i don't blame myself to blame you this guy's always getting people killed in aircraft chandler's waiting for you what is that julie be careful yeah look at this thing yeah it looks like a bomb so let's touch it very good excellent you are too easily pleased have you forgotten time is of the essence evil in that name is great oh yeah all right it's the greatest don't even start i have selected your finest warriors blade oh sarad [Music] beast man [Music] all right i'll be gone 15 minutes tops don't let anybody in here except carl what he really needs is some so glow oh whoa oh folks come out there looking like they cruising for bruises carl [ __ ] [Music] does he have on two capes he got that drip hey over here about to drown real minded mad at that mic they literally just told you don't kill folks those are just warning swords some warning swords [Music] my sword let's take a look at this baby huh all right all right this really cool record shop kind of gets floated up it's this large it has lights on it wait a minute i have seen that my boyfriend and i found this thing that had all these patterns of light and this music coming out of it that's it boyfriend all right that's fine he could be your boyfriend i'll be your man friend your he-man friend i made it good you made it awesome native transportation a primitive land boat land boat [ __ ] calm down elon we we fought with the eternians but uh were outnumbered you are all aware of the penalty for failure oh lord well she [Music] i don't think this is any synthesizer synthesizer not barely noah no wow where are the forces that you spoke of i am outnumbered damn evil liam good class is more like it oh love that line so far she's the greatest thing in this movie what now hang on now so far let me persuade him no a caller oh okay you will answer my questions yes ma'am guests are arriving oh the destruction of all that equipment i know that's i was when they first panned into the shop i was like oh no matthew is just gonna be in pain [Music] mother yes darling it's me no [ __ ] like evil in for the win with her shiny titanium titties loving it [Music] why what why not [Music] i hate it i'm more worried about getting us out of here before they find us too late once we get the key back we'll be gone within two three dollars i think not got em ah stealth chair what about them sir kill them leave them alone oh he-man is my slave as long as i let them live he is bound by his word okay all right skeletor lawfully yep yep you you say you oh because you don't do that you just put fountain water on an open wound take a salt tablet take a salt sounds why didn't you tell me you were a song oh you can see the mouth inside the mouth that's a bad angle guys kevin knows the tones can you get us home or can't you [Music] yes i thought he said nah yeah no yeah i promise you julie i'll never leave you oh you gonna go live an attorney with her that's where she going what is that what is that [ __ ] pay attention you are on a timetable stop creeping on the kids people of eternia i stand before the great eye of the galaxy chosen by destiny soon version 1.1 the power fills he said yes god he said gasp i am more than mad [Music] oh oh [ __ ] you got a fabulous makeover oh why don't you destroy them you have laser eyes you're a god [Music] let this be our final battle [Music] oh no don't strike him down it become more powerful wow wow just full on full on palpatine huh no idea what you're talking about well lubick look at you you're really gonna stay here huh what are you kidding what am i gonna go back there for i got a castle i got a view i got clean air i got a beautiful woman huh some kind of retirement huh [Music] what don't don't say goodbye say good journey okay i like that i like that oh that is a night gown she inherited that from me mo hey [Music] you gotta watch past credits okay all right we'll watch past the credits that's what we're doing right now oh [Music] so as masters of the universe overall thoughts that was a treat oh in what way so all right very first impressions i was like oh oof mcgoof they can't have spent that much money on this just because like the the the makeup was it was something like like there was so much potential there but the execution wasn't perfect however the more i watched it the more i was like oh thank god this isn't perfect um that makes it so much better the costume design was pretty pretty cool i loved the sorceresses get up and uh god tier skeletors uh headdress situation um evil inn yes uh and you know of course he-man's lack thereof costume yeah absolutely i think they went through like 10 to 15 different versions of the soup before they found one that they liked it it was a lot for for he-man oh really okay to get to that to get to the glorified loin cloth i yeah so that's that's the other thing that the the prosthetics the prosthesis the fake up the fake makeup uh were they seemed so thick around the mouth area that yeah it was really difficult for the actually i can tell that they were over they're really like trying they had to work a lot to get the prosthetic mask mouth to move a little bit especially like with guild or yeah um so like i get that the concept you want to have a specific you've got to look in mind um but just the practical application of it being on actors that that skeletor was able to get what he was out of what he did i i'm impressed um that was pretty pretty solid um mr langella mr franklin angela the one of my six attempts at pronunciating his name mr frank langella yep not quite frank nailed it overall it was a cute story like you know you got to use music to music is the key um and you know saving the universe when did what year was this 87 okay so yeah all of the star wars movies uh have been out so yeah this was 100 there was so much there was so much taken from star wars and you cannot convince me otherwise oh yeah because the richard edlund i believe who did the visual effects on the original trilogy of star wars also worked on this okay there we go i mean just the vibe the whole the troopers or whatever the commandos um i mean that whole situation just a lot there's a lot uh visual representation of star wars fantasy um star star wars he said and star trek did the skeletor mask look familiar to you at all like his face i mean it it looked like a skeleton okay um i've missing something on star trek the next generation they used one of the leftover masks from uh this one leftover skeletor mask as one of the like uh bad guy villains in wharf's training program on holodeck that he thought the skull guy yeah oh my god that's hilarious they modified it a little bit i love that so much huzzah and hurrah i'm so glad i've seen this i'm so glad i've seen this now it is a cult classic it's yeah um just too damn it did not do well when it came out what i'm shocked um what are your notes because i'm i'm drifting so for me you know i saw this as a kid and as a kid i liked it but even watching it as a kid i was disappointed mainly because and somebody mentioned in the chat earlier there was there was no orco yeah i didn't understand why and there was no cringer there was no battle cat yeah no as a kid you know you like it just about anything most of the time but i was like where's orko you know i want to see this mage trying to do magic and it backfiring on him and being hilarious i want to see a big battle cat but this is a serious film okay we're gonna have bumbling orchest like it was he was bumbling in the cartoon that was his bit uh i mean the guild war replaced him obviously we had one of those and it was was because orca would have been harder to bring to the screen because he basically levitated everywhere and flew around so uh they didn't have a problem with that with those kick-ass hoverboards as a kid i didn't understand you know the cost of special effects or practical effects and production i just want to see what i want to say yeah you know where are those characters frank langella for me him as skeletor carried like the brunt to this movie like the the majority of the movie is carried on his back yeah uh and evil lynn yeah susan say oh my god she has just insanely pretty eyes oh yeah i was i kept thinking i was like are those real yeah those are her real eyes that's crazy jealous uh yeah and frank mangela took this role because his son loved the cartoon and so that's the reason he agreed to do it do you remember him from dave hold on hold on oh yeah he was the one he was basically the villain in that movie as well the screaming guy the angry uh the chief of whatever like the one who was president with not being president yes yeah you got that part right he screamed he did and he uh she's a staff yeah so did you notice anything about the the ending the fight between skeletor and he-man finally when they got the sword did you notice anything peculiar about it um well i you didn't see i feel like you didn't see so much of them fighting each other as like you saw he-man swirling a sword around like those shots might have to go back and look at it again but basically uh they ran out of money and their production was like put on hold for like two months and then they had to come back to finish that but they didn't have a whole lot of money so that's why the set is all the light is gone yeah it's dark it's not well lit and uh it's not a it's not a long drawn out fight at the end there in that final fight the choreographer also played the character blade oh he didn't want to do makeup so they gave him a choice either doing makeup to look like karg or beastman or or go bald so he went bald good call he was yeah he choreographed a lot of their fights played between him and uh he-man and he was in the skeletor outfit at the end oh let's see okay guilder played by billy barley who's been in tons of stuff like too much to name but the one thing you might remember him from uh uhf you remember noodles the cameraman yeah that was him okay yay you talked about evil lynn's like costume you really liked it did you notice that you never saw her sitting down oh no because there was no uh there was no break in her chest piece yeah that her like the pelvis it went all the way down to her costume in total weighed like 40 45 pounds yeah caused her to have like injuries and it was super uncomfortable she hated it yeah imagine so i think it was made out of fiberglass yeah wonderful to have against the skin uh good skits it's good you're talking about the the uh the bad guys for skeletor they look like stormtroopers and uh and somebody uh asked in the chat when it happened like why did that guy blow up it's because they were technically robots were they those yes okay this never said but it's like basically uh the ceos of mattel mm-hmm told them that you can't have people done yeah you can't have he-man slashing real people so they had to make them robots so whenever you know you slash them or blew them up or threw them down a hole it's fine it's fine yeah is that why they put skeletor at the end saying i'll be back so he technically didn't kill him well they were playing in a sequel it did not happen it kind of did the story got reworked into another movie they put out called cyborg with van damme i don't know you haven't seen it no i'm just trying to figure out like okay all right all right note i took grappling cook is the mvp oh for sure that grappling hook did all the work i mean just putting in all the work pulling out all their work it was going to be called masters of the universe type board but it just got turned into cyborgs oh okay okay i was that's where i was i was like where what's the connection i guess okay yeah no dolph lundgren uh he he didn't want to do this well now they didn't want to do it he said he felt dumb before doing this movie like he felt dumb playing the character i mean he-man's not like an overly like uber intelligent character i mean i think i called it he's a himbo and that's fine because that's why i appreciate it he was fine like i don't i don't have any problem because like i don't have any problem with him in this movie or his performance because i don't i'm not going to give him too much flack because i feel like his job as he-man was to do exactly what he did well that and he also at this point in his career he wasn't he wasn't fully fluent in english yet um so yeah and there that was impressive because he didn't have a super thick accent like and he asked he didn't speak a whole lot that's why but they also they had it in his contract because the studio was going to bring in someone to overdub his lines but they had in his contract he got a chance to and he got like three chances to say look like deadlines and do the lines and i don't know if it was because he got it to where it was you know the director thought he could use it or they just ran out of time and we're like we gotta go could be one of those i'm not sure about that except i was just checking the chat doctor's freaking smart oh yeah he is he's got like a a master's or a phd and what is it chemical engineering damn like that yeah he's super smart oh i didn't say dolph to be fair i didn't say dolph wasn't smart i said he-man isn't very smart like what are you talking about he-man's not dumb he's just like he's warrior class you're out of line okay all right come at me all right he's not intelligence-based okay he's strength and khan girl don't comfort you man smart right right you better watch yourself that's uh that's most of my notes i have here i got everything i don't i you know i've dissected this movie as much as i think i can uh it's just it is it's it's not great no but i mean it's not the best it's not a good movie oh yeah it could definitely be worse i wouldn't say it's a good movie but you can have fun i shouldn't say is it a fun movie fun yes and we still want to know how in the time that skeletor was defeated to when the sorceress was back to herself like who was that woman with lubbock how did he get was that like his was that his prize yeah helping out during the battle you just get a congratulatory concubine like what happened here lubbock does move quick you know why because he's not slacker with that let's rate this masterpiece um look he was pimped um uh so i think i would give this one i'll give this one a 5.5 like over overall i enjoyed it i would watch bits of it again or i would watch it as like a drunken bad movie night yeah so that was gonna be my rating i was gonna go right down the middle it's a it's a five for me it's not the best movie but it is a cult classic and it it is fun uh anything else from you my dude no i think that that covers it okay well uh thank you guys as always so much for watching thank you so much to our amazing patrons for picking this super duper cool film and for taking part in this thank you for coming and hanging out and watching with us this is always a lot of fun i really like this if you don't mind uh please like the video leave us a comment tell us what were some of the most like what are the moments in this movie that you remember that you you know that you loved or that you would just like oh no who was your favorite character in watching um yeah just let us know some of your favorites if you have any random tidbits about the movie uh like i love reading that that's always so much fun i'm sorry did you say what would you rate it what would you rate it yes i did just then yeah what would you write this for sure thanks again guys so much for uh hanging out if you don't mind please go ahead subscribe to the channel so you can stay up to date with all of the summerlin based shenanigans and if you have nothing else i do not hope you all have a great one we will see you next time with another first time and wait have a good journey did i do it right have a good job good sure you know what peace be with you and with you bye you

Channel: Just SUMM Reactions

Views: 18,868

Rating: 4.9190168 out of 5

Keywords:

Id: uGY_f3cLGHc

Length: 34min 0sec (2040 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 30 2021